This is how you get girls

I'm bored so I feel like giving some advice. The best way to get girls is...

Just be yourself.

Hmm...not good enough? K.

Uhm, don't be too arrogant! ...still want more?

Errr, stop being nervous around them. They are not that different from guys. They put on their bras on cup at a time just like us. We have a lot in common.

Really, though, the best way to bed a girl isn't to use lines and do PUA things. IMO, from what I've seen of PUAs, they are putting on an act that kinda unconsciously persuades the girl to like them. I mean, why do you have to put up a false image to do that? You don't need to wear a big, bluffy, purple top hat in order to get their attention. Just stand erect, relax and talk.

The first step to getting the chick in your avatar pic with you is to befriend them. Not like buddy-buddy type of friendship. When you meet a chick and want to get to know them, you have to make sure the next time you meet her, it's more of a "hanging-out" feel instead of a "first date" feel. If she feels it's a date, she'll not only have certain expectations, but she'll also have her guard up. If she's under the impression that you're just hanging out together, then she'll feel more relaxed right off the bat and that's +EV ('the f*ck am I using Poker Lingo here for?)

Now that her guard is down, you can get to know her without feeling like she's judging everything you do. Get to know about her present state of affairs (school, job, social activities, etc), her past a bit (but don't get too personal too early) and her plans for her future. Also, don't be afraid to touch her, because that's unprofitable in the long-run (wait, what?). I don't mean be a pervert and fondle her. Start slowly at first and gradually work you way up so she slowly gets physically connected with you (there is really no other way I can think of phrasing that). Once she's used to your touch, you can start to touch her in better ways like "tickling her," her sitting on your lap (or you sitting on her lap if you prefer), holding her, etc. Also, the more you spend time with her, the more personal you can get when you speak with her.

Then sooner or later you're gonna have to shift to talking about her feelings towards relationships, guys, sex, etc (and you have to talk about your own views of relationships, girls (or guys if your a closet homosexual), sex, etc.). Then when you feel the time is right, get access to somewhere quiet so you can be really alone. You can then take it from there. I'm sure you all know how Wink

So to sum things up:
-Don't make her feel like hanging out with you is a date
-Give her the feeling that hanging together is like hanging with a friend
-Don't be scared to touch her otherwise, she'll think you really just want to be friends.
-Escalate your physical connection gradually
-Escalate the probing (or your "getting-to-know-each-other" conversation) to be more and more personal over time
-Have access to a place where you can sex it up

I guess that covers everything. I was purposely very vague because well...I'm an poopyhead. Btw, it also helps if you're not ugly. I mean seriously, I've seen some ugly people. People who should be banned from society. So yea, if your ugly, go be a hermit or something.

So...if there is anything I didn't talk about here, just let me know. 5 minutes from now, I'm probably gonna get back to work and wonder why I took time to write this thread in the first place Confused

Right on a few things. Wrong on so many levels.

See, it does not make sense for you to say I'm wrong when I am talking from experience. So the girls I get with, you're saying the girls did it wrong. Hmm...amusing.

Let me guess. You study psychology at one point and you feel you have figured out how to get a girl based on what you learned in Psych. It's fine if you feel that way, but I find it funny that you say I'm wrong about things such as (1) it not being complicated, (2) not making her feel as if it is a date, and (3) building gradually on the relationship.

That's the core of my post and if you think that's wrong then really I can't help ya.

I think we will be able to judge the quality of Dueces advice by seeing pics of his signifcant other.

go go go.

http://www.amazon.com/Tao-Steve-Donal-Logue/dp/B000056HQ9

I'm all about getting them, but keeping them is another story. For some reason, poker training is all that's on my mind so...yea the relationship thing...hmmm...yea

lol at this thread

What about getting boys, for uh, the girls who want to know

my mom always told me to be myself.

Hmm, I dunno about getting boys. I'll do some fieldwork and get back to you in a few months...or I won't be able to sit down...but then again, that should mean mission accomplished.

"yourself" is a very fluid concept

Pro tip: commune posts don't count towards your post count.

I was already aware spoon Smile

This thread is a combination of giving advice and being incredibly bored, not for post count.

My new favorite thread.

What if "who i am" is a 65 year old man trying to lure rilla to my basement, will get, uh, girls?

How to get girls:
Knock them over the head with a rock, drag them back to your cave and ravish her.

It works, it's how spoon and I fell in loooove.

You know, out of my bored, convoluted post, I was actually giving good advice.

-Have a friendly vibe at first (but don't be caught in the friend zone) so her guard will be down, then...
-Gradually get closer to her physically and mentally
-THEN smack on the head and take her to your cave (But seriously, if your escalating physically and mentally, getting her into bed should feel natural, unless you're doing it wrong)

wish i could quote this entire OP for my sig

Save the whales imo

LoL, chelle, btw how'd you get a strike?

1) hungover
2) read this thread
3) head hurts worse now
4) wtf

i thought you get girls by getting them drunk? how come i don't see this anywhere in op?

pickup-truck+candy > flowers

imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

only wai to get the bitches

Hmm, as stated this thread is wrong on so many levels.

And what made you think us ftr people cant get girls? I mean.. All we have to do is flash our money and they come running. You should go post on a World of warcraft forum or something!

I shoul d have read this shit before I went out tongith

/acha cha cha ah ahacha cha

I tell giurkls that ui;m swifggidy then BOOM!

Good Luck with that Deuces.

By the way, some of the ugliest people have the hottest women... looks matter little.

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