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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 5:43am Post subject:
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Full House
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I hereby change my name to Mickey O'Malley
Tell me that's not the coolest name anybody has ever heard. I have a pretty spiffy name already, but Mickey O'Malley is just swimming in a sweet cocktail of testosterone and comedy |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 6:15am Post subject:
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Straight Flush
Joined: 05 Jul 2006
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Location: Pwnsylvania
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| law-abiding citizen....sick start/middle...shitty finish |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 12:20pm Post subject:
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Full House
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Location: Disturbia
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| wufwugy wrote: | I hereby change my name to Mickey O'Malley
Tell me that's not the coolest name anybody has ever heard. I have a pretty spiffy name already, but Mickey O'Malley is just swimming in a sweet cocktail of testosterone and comedy |
Turd Furgerson, that's right. Funny name. |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 1:31pm Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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| lolzzz_123 tell us your story |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 2:49pm Post subject:
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Not a thinking person
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Location: My ice is polarized
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 2:55pm Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 3:59pm Post subject:
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Not a thinking person
Joined: 14 Oct 2004
Posts: 2425
WPP: 138
Location: My ice is polarized
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| Alright, Ill be by here later tonight. |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 5:08pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: Chi-town
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wuf on the vaccines I completely agree. I mean.. why did it take 10 days for the vaccine to trigger this shit? If it was a month later, would the same assumption be made? Two months?
And whats next? A boy chases his ball into the street and gets splattered by a bus; BREAKING NEWS, FLU VACCINE CAUSES CHILDREN TO DART INTO TRAFFIC! |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 6:12pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| boost wrote: | wuf on the vaccines I completely agree. I mean.. why did it take 10 days for the vaccine to trigger this shit? If it was a month later, would the same assumption be made? Two months?
And whats next? A boy chases his ball into the street and gets splattered by a bus; BREAKING NEWS, FLU VACCINE CAUSES CHILDREN TO DART INTO TRAFFIC! |
hahahah u just wrote a Colbert segment...or Beck |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 6:59pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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| HELLO FROM A PLANE 30,000 FEET ABOVE THE GROUND |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 7:04pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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| who knew the internet could soar so high? |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 7:06pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 7:08pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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 ASL? |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 7:10pm Post subject:
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Full House
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Location: Disturbia
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| as if bigred could fit through a plane door. |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 7:11pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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| He fit in ur mom last night! |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 7:14pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | | He fit in ur mom last night! |
BURN |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 7:28pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 7:35pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| we beez descending, dunno when i get kicked off this guy |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 8:33pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: Chi-town
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| in flight interwebs is so ballin. Im so pissed my flight to asialand did not have it. Srsly, youd think the japs would be the first to implement this. |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 8:41pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 08 Oct 2008
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Location: Boxing Kirby's -> (@'.')@ @('.'@)
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Yea long flights with internet is the shit. Pwning feesh a couple miles up is fun.  |
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 9:39pm Post subject:
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OLD MAN RIVER
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Posted: Fri, 23 Oct 2009, 10:01pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 08 Oct 2008
Posts: 1439
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Location: Boxing Kirby's -> (@'.')@ @('.'@)
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| That samurai thing looks bad ass. Def go see it and report back. |
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Posted: Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 12:05am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 06 Jan 2005
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Location: Somewhere fucking up the youth of America
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Posted: Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 12:41am Post subject:
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Not a thinking person
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I am second in line at the intersection, in between the white and blue cars, talking on my cell phone, and waiting on the light to turn green. I see a silver/black car zooming down the frontage road, and for some reason the orange car starts going across the intersection at the same time.
Silver/black car doesn't even put on its breaks and slams into orange car going 40 or 50. Silver car flys through the intersection and into a field to the right of me. Crap, the engine/front end is on fire.
I tell my gf something bad has happened and I need to go. I am out my car within 5 seconds I'd say. Run about 20 yards and there is a man in like his late 20s early 30s getting out of the passenger side. Woman is not moving out of the drivers seat and the fire is getting bigger. She is semi conscious, but not really responding to pleas that her car is on fire and she needs to get out. She looks like she just wants to go back to sleep.
Man is telling me i need to get her out, and is just saying, "honey (i assume it's his gf) get out get out." I am thinking wtf help me but I think maybe he was just in shock or something. At this moment, another man comes up and we start to try to get her out, things are a little crumpled inside. Not like WE NEED THE JAWS OF LIFE bad, but we can't just pull her out either. Something in the engine pops and sizzles, maybe the radiator? I don't really know anything about cars, but it scares the shit out of us. The fire got a little bigger and the flames are licking just inside the windshield. I finally free her arm from the seatbelt and he grabs her top half and I grab her legs and we carry her away from the car.
On the road where my car is at, there are like 7 frantic ladies screaming into their cell phones @ 911 operators I assume. We lay her down and I feel she has a pulse and is breathing. She just wants to roll over on her side and go to sleep. I tell her bf to keep on talking to her and don't let her roll over. I go over by the car and go get my flip flops that got stuck in the mud. Maybe stupid, but I figured the car wasn't going to explode unless the gas tank caught on fire.
Maybe 30 sec later firetruck shows up and puts the fire out in like 2 secs. Police ask what happen at the scene, and called me twice last night to verify some things. |
Last edited by lolzzz_321 on Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 2:16am; edited 1 time in total
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Posted: Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 1:00am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 06 Jan 2005
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Location: Somewhere fucking up the youth of America
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post of the month at least, that is badass. good job, Jon.
not only are you a hero but you have jedi mspaint skills to boot, lol |
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Posted: Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 1:13am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 2328
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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hero_trip imo
invaluable shit you did right there, very nice. |
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Posted: Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 1:33am Post subject:
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{NSFW - nipple}
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| That's awesome! When you say "something bad has happened" she probably thought something along the lines of you spilled your drink or whatever. But you were actually saving some concussed chick from an exploding car. That's cool. |
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Posted: Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 1:37am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 06 Jan 2005
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Location: Somewhere fucking up the youth of America
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| lolzzz_321 is a thinking person after all! |
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Posted: Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 2:09am Post subject:
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Not a thinking person
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I think I watched too much ER!
I didn't think to take pictures so all i have is this:
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Posted: Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 2:12am Post subject:
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Not a thinking person
Joined: 14 Oct 2004
Posts: 2425
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Location: My ice is polarized
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| Ya my gf was really worried thanks to the of the tone of my voice, but thought it was someone else since she didn't hear a loud boom and the line go dead. |
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Posted: Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 3:12am Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
Joined: 22 Nov 2005
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| trip[tanes you're awesome man, potfm! life is just a series of experiences and wow what an experience to have! |
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Posted: Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 5:24am Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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| But guys, what if the woman turns out to be the next hitler? And it'll all be trips fault! |
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Posted: Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 6:00am Post subject:
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Flush
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ID LIKE TO SEE THAT BITCH TRY TO PUT ME IN AN OVEN.
btw I just now realized trip is lolzzz. When/why did this happen?
Also can someone please explain what the poop this live feed crap is on fb? It seems like its arbitrarily separating updates and making you click to see certain ones. I am unbelievably confused. Why do they keep changing things that dont need changing. Maybe they could just make stuff like their chat not suck balls, or just erase the whole thing all together cuz facebook is the devil. |
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Posted: Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 8:20am Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind
Joined: 03 Jul 2009
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| Quote: | | Also can someone please explain what the poop this live feed crap is on fb? It seems like its arbitrarily separating updates and making you click to see certain ones. I am unbelievably confused. |
A thousand times this. And why when I scroll down through the updates and click on "view more" and then see one that's interesting, click on it, and read it, then hit my browser's back button, does it not remember that I was in the "view more" section. I'm sick of having to scroll and click for fucking ages and ages everytime |
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Posted: Sat, 24 Oct 2009, 7:50pm Post subject:
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Flush
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Posted: Sun, 25 Oct 2009, 1:18am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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Posted: Sun, 25 Oct 2009, 3:21am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 01 Mar 2009
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| Fuck that. I got feel like a criminal. I got a cab and cops were STILL there. FUCK YOUAMERICA |
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Posted: Sun, 25 Oct 2009, 3:42am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 08 Oct 2008
Posts: 1439
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Location: Boxing Kirby's -> (@'.')@ @('.'@)
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| Drug boog is fun. |
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Posted: Sun, 25 Oct 2009, 10:55am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 01 Mar 2009
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| I really hate that feeling where you know you got pounded last night...but you're not sure what happened. why the poop do I drink so much when I know I can't? |
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Posted: Sun, 25 Oct 2009, 11:44am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 01 Mar 2009
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| lolzzz_321 wrote: | | On the road where my car is at, there are like 7 frantic ladies screaming into their cell phones @ 911 operators I assume. We lay her down and I feel she has a pulse and is breathing. She just wants to roll over on her side and go to sleep. I tell her bf to keep on talking to her and don't let her roll over. I go over by the car and go get my flip flops that got stuck in the mud. Maybe stupid, but I figured the car wasn't going to explode unless the gas tank caught on fire. | Nobody comments on Trip taking a chance of the car blowing up for some sandals? |
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Posted: Sun, 25 Oct 2009, 12:14pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| I've had some really comfortable flip-flops. I'll just nod knowingly. |
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Posted: Sun, 25 Oct 2009, 1:51pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 08 Oct 2008
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Location: Boxing Kirby's -> (@'.')@ @('.'@)
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| dranger7070 wrote: | | Drug boog is fun. |
Edit: DRUNK FUCK! |
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Posted: Sun, 25 Oct 2009, 2:30pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 29 Nov 2007
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| Yeah like, my flip flops are those adidas ones with the built in gel insoles. amazing. I really can't wear shoes anymore unless the situation actually demands it now. |
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Posted: Sun, 25 Oct 2009, 3:37pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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| BooG690 wrote: | | I really hate that feeling where you know you got pounded last night...but you're not sure what happened. why the poop do I drink so much when I know I can't? |
Becuase this time it'll be different. |
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Posted: Sun, 25 Oct 2009, 3:39pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| BooG690 wrote: | | why the poop do I drink so much when I know I can't? |
Because you're drunk when you do it? |
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Posted: Mon, 26 Oct 2009, 1:27pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 12 Sep 2007
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FTR, settle a bet.
Drinking out of a can with a straw when you're a dude: gay? |
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Posted: Mon, 26 Oct 2009, 1:30pm Post subject:
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Full House
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Posted: Mon, 26 Oct 2009, 2:25pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 08 Oct 2008
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Location: Boxing Kirby's -> (@'.')@ @('.'@)
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Posted: Mon, 26 Oct 2009, 2:31pm Post subject:
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OLD MAN RIVER
Joined: 14 Sep 2005
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| so gay it's beyond gay, and a suit is no excuse. |
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Posted: Mon, 26 Oct 2009, 2:34pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Jul 2005
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Location: at the pool
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| BennyLaRue wrote: | FTR, settle a bet.
Drinking out of a can with a straw when you're a dude: gay? |
Stone Cold Steve Austin demonstrates the proper way to drink out of a can:
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