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Post Posted: Fri, 16 Oct 2009, 8:35pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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aww man.. soupie seemed like a good guy. I dont think he liked me too much, but he still was always willing to help people in irc and later ventrillo. People can be so sick. Like I definitely understand growing apart and even falling for someone else. But that doesnt mean you have to be a monster and ruin someones life that you supposedly loved, esp when you have children with that person.
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Post Posted: Fri, 16 Oct 2009, 8:36pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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bigred wrote:
i need some new sites (possibly forums) to add to my reg visit list. Right now it's pretty much ftr, facebook, gchat/gmail, digg, cnn, espn, and fantasy football. Suggestions? Preferably SFW stuff


textsfromlastnight.com
spikedhumor.com
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Post Posted: Fri, 16 Oct 2009, 8:41pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Post Posted: Fri, 16 Oct 2009, 8:49pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Post Posted: Fri, 16 Oct 2009, 9:37pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Soupies got some good friends in the poker world. He's helped a ton of us and many people will help him. I wish the best for him and he will pull through. If he's still going after this nothing will ever be tougher.
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Post Posted: Fri, 16 Oct 2009, 10:35pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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omfg rofl i made a vlog on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXIU3OoEams
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Post Posted: Fri, 16 Oct 2009, 11:10pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Chelle wrote:
omfg rofl i made a vlog on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXIU3OoEams


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Post Posted: Fri, 16 Oct 2009, 11:35pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Yeah, Soupie's a great guy. I'd be willing to help him out. Anyone still talk to him?
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Post Posted: Sat, 17 Oct 2009, 12:13am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Post Posted: Sat, 17 Oct 2009, 2:10am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Poor soupie...
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Post Posted: Sat, 17 Oct 2009, 3:19pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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worth watching:

http://www.hbo.com/docs/programs/outrage/index.html
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Post Posted: Sat, 17 Oct 2009, 7:11pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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pretty much everything on hbo is awesome
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Post Posted: Sat, 17 Oct 2009, 10:25pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Post Posted: Sun, 18 Oct 2009, 12:18am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I never ever ever remember my dreams but for some reason I remember the one from a nap i took this afternoon and it's the most random weird shit.

*wavy dream lines*

I was visiting some friends in NC and killed Spoonitnow and Chelle and it all started because he farted on me while we were swimming. Her whole family came to my house (which bared a strong resembalance to my place in FLA) lynch mob style and basically took me hostage.

That's when I woke up.

I don't know what it means or why I'm killing internet people in my sleep, I just thought it was odd that FTR somehow worked it's way into me dream.
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Post Posted: Wed, 21 Oct 2009, 10:19am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/103595/shark-tank-season-finale

Best one yet
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Post Posted: Wed, 21 Oct 2009, 10:25am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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^^^^^ You damn americans and your Hulu links. Mad
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Post Posted: Wed, 21 Oct 2009, 10:29am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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The air is free and the internet is open for us
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Post Posted: Wed, 21 Oct 2009, 11:45am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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a500lbgorilla wrote:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/103595/shark-tank-season-finale

Best one yet
I had resisted watching this up until now. This was very entertaining. I thank you rilla!
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Post Posted: Wed, 21 Oct 2009, 12:30pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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its a great ep if you wanna just get a taste of what shark tank can bring
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Post Posted: Wed, 21 Oct 2009, 1:26pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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a500lbgorilla wrote:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/103595/shark-tank-season-finale

Best one yet


This is frickin awesome. One of my new fav shows. Smile
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Post Posted: Thu, 22 Oct 2009, 8:53am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScGC7nFDxM&feature=popular

someone plz explain
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Post Posted: Thu, 22 Oct 2009, 9:38am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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a500lbgorilla wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScGC7nFDxM&feature=popular

someone plz explain
She should've bought a lottery ticket instead of a flu shot. Good thing that is a rare result...

Would hit Round XVI?? (too soon?)
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Post Posted: Thu, 22 Oct 2009, 11:04am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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ChrisBCritter wrote:
a500lbgorilla wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScGC7nFDxM&feature=popular

someone plz explain
She should've bought a lottery ticket instead of a flu shot. Good thing that is a rare result...

Would hit Round XVI?? (too soon?)


Would hit. At least she can't run imo.
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Post Posted: Thu, 22 Oct 2009, 11:05am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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dranger7070 wrote:
ChrisBCritter wrote:
a500lbgorilla wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScGC7nFDxM&feature=popular

someone plz explain
She should've bought a lottery ticket instead of a flu shot. Good thing that is a rare result...

Would hit Round XVI?? (too soon?)


Would hit. At least she can't run imo.


Edit. FUCK i LITERALLY just got to that part of the clip when I clicked send.
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Post Posted: Thu, 22 Oct 2009, 11:45am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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dranger7070 wrote:
dranger7070 wrote:
ChrisBCritter wrote:
a500lbgorilla wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScGC7nFDxM&feature=popular

someone plz explain
She should've bought a lottery ticket instead of a flu shot. Good thing that is a rare result...

Would hit Round XVI?? (too soon?)


Would hit. At least she can't run imo.


Edit. FUCK i LITERALLY just got to that part of the clip when I clicked send.


haha

but it's just so strange. How does a flu shot do that to someone? How does anything do that to someone?
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Post Posted: Thu, 22 Oct 2009, 11:46am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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rilla again proving why he owns at life
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Post Posted: Thu, 22 Oct 2009, 11:58am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Bbickes wrote:
rilla again proving why he owns at life


I would hit me.
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Post Posted: Thu, 22 Oct 2009, 2:03pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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a500lbgorilla wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScGC7nFDxM&feature=popular

someone plz explain


REEEEEMMIIIIIIXXXXX!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4gj5_PFbVo

i'm def. going to hell for laughing at this
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wuf,

playing online poker or cashing out (one of those) become a felony in washington state
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bode wrote:
a500lbgorilla wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScGC7nFDxM&feature=popular

someone plz explain


REEEEEMMIIIIIIXXXXX!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4gj5_PFbVo

i'm def. going to hell for laughing at this

This is pretty much the only time I've ever felt horrible for laughing
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Post Posted: Thu, 22 Oct 2009, 7:28pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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wufwugy wrote:
bode wrote:
a500lbgorilla wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScGC7nFDxM&feature=popular

someone plz explain


REEEEEMMIIIIIIXXXXX!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4gj5_PFbVo

i'm def. going to hell for laughing at this

This is pretty much the only time I've ever felt horrible for laughing


Best part is the video info: I know this will reserve me a spot in hell, but hey, at least i won't have to wait for a table right?
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lolzzz_321 wrote:
wuf,

playing online poker or cashing out (one of those) become a felony in washington state

That doesn't really explain anything. The news up here in WA is that law enforcement has done nothing and has no desire to do anything with regards to individuals playing online poker, and that the law is to keep other businesses from creating online intra-state poker because we have a large Indian Casino lobby

There are loads of people who play online poker in WA who would like to know the details about that story
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meh.. Im not going to watch anymore of this shark tank show. I watched one before and now this last one that rilla claims is the nuts. At first I liked it, but it ends up just being horribly mindless entertainment. Like 30% of the show is just two opposing camera shots of the people and the sharks with no dialogue, just dramatic angles and music.
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boost wrote:
Like 30% of the show is just two opposing camera shots of the people and the sharks with no dialogue, just dramatic angles and music.


You don't watch much reality tv do you?
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bigred wrote:
boost wrote:
Like 30% of the show is just two opposing camera shots of the people and the sharks with no dialogue, just dramatic angles and music.


You don't watch much reality tv do you?

thats what happens when u straight ballin through life in the fast lane
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who is wufwugy? is he new?
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bigred wrote:
who is wufwugy? is he new?
he's rilla's polar opposite account.........over informative non humor that make sharks groan
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wufwugies have many different internet personas. one is nothing but a bunch of hilarious one-liners, another does nothing but call people dumbshits, and another, the ftr one, just types a lot
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please explain what a one liner is
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your mom is a one liner
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I heard after a couple of drinks she'll take on two or three lines.
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im sorry i meant to say shes a one timer
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I disagree, I've had her multiple times
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Was she any good with you? All she did with me was lay there complaining about how big I was
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I don't know how good it was for her, but by the cavernous shape of her vagina I could tell she'd done it a few times.

That, and each time upon finishing I had a very strange craving for tuna.
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wufwugy wrote:
lolzzz_321 wrote:
wuf,

playing online poker or cashing out (one of those) become a felony in washington state

That doesn't really explain anything. The news up here in WA is that law enforcement has done nothing and has no desire to do anything with regards to individuals playing online poker, and that the law is to keep other businesses from creating online intra-state poker because we have a large Indian Casino lobby

There are loads of people who play online poker in WA who would like to know the details about that story


ok, well he moved because he was scared, this was when WA was like first state to crack down, pretty sure it was even before neteller closed down
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also he said something about break ins ruining his business, wasn't he a chiropractor or something?
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a500lbgorilla wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mScGC7nFDxM&feature=popular

someone plz explain

Read this thread and at least watch video link therein

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=156515

This is why I hate stupid people so much. If people would just shut the fuck up and stop thinking they're right about everything, not only would this be ineffective scaremongering, but we would likely have cures for loads of similar disorders anyways (stem cells anyone?)

I don't know much about vaccines, and I would not get one without more research*, but my assumption based in what I know of science and the populous is that all this anti-vax stuff has always been based in fiction. One example of a bad vaccine was back in the polio days, but that was due to a contaminated batch. Another example is in the end of the video linked within the thread the doc mentions Guillain Barre syndrome being legitimately related to flu vaccine, but doesn't have time to go into it. However, on a quick google, a bunch of links pop up stating that the relation between G-B and vaccine is actually lower than the link between G-B and the actual flu (also, the links are purely correlative)

There are a lot of questions revolving around things vaccine related, but not so much because of vaccinations, but because bad stuff happens, we can't explain it all, and because of vax hysteria people make false assumptions, and then we further entrench the culture of hysteria.

It's a side point, but if stupid people stopped clinging to stupid logic, we would have more answers and more cures. Lots of terrible stuff happens all the time, but it's natural for people to shut that out of their minds. I recall a horrible, disabling, and killer genetic disease (but I don't remember the name) that doesn't show up till like age 40. There are assloads of scenarios in which people develop problems basically unrelated to anything they had power over, but for some reason when it comes to vaccines, any and every problem post vaccination is 'caused' by the vaccination


*Not because I don't think vaccines are safe, but because that's what I do with everything. I don't even go to the dentist without researching the procedures


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lolzzz_321 wrote:
also he said something about break ins ruining his business, wasn't he a chiropractor or something?

He made it sound like the break ins were due to poker
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