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a500lbgorilla
Post Posted: Thu, 10 Jul 2008, 10:45pm    Post subject: Sooooo close Reply with quote
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH

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Aces*skaille: youre choice Wink I could just take my webcam on and masturbate for you Razz

Im donking around at .01/.02 having a fun time and this chick angle shoots me for 2 pots. She claims she has 9Thh and pushes, i call with 9Tdd, board is T82dd 2 Q, she turns over AQ. A few hands later she claims to have J9 and I call her push with KJdd, Board is KKxxx 4 hearts, she obv has the flush with TT. Few hands later I have AA vrs her A6, flop is 866, I open push and she snaps me off. She eventually dumps back to me by calling a push with bottom pair...

<rilla> Aces*skaille: you are welcome Smile
<rilla> 500lbgorilla: LOVE YOU
<rilla> Aces*skaille: love you to baby <4
<rilla> Aces*skaille: <3
<rilla> Aces*skaille: hehehehe
<rilla> 500lbgorilla: Smile
<rilla> 500lbgorilla: are you trying to hit on me!?
<rilla> Aces*skaille: yes, baby <3

So she asks for my msn and I nab triptanes msn

And this follows:

Jon V says:
hiya
KAREN [(L)] says:
HEY
KAREN [(L)] says:
BRB
Jon V says:
take your time
KAREN [(L)] says:
HEH back ;D
Jon V says:
you angle shot me twice
Jon V says:
how are you gonna make it up to me
KAREN [(L)] says:
hehe, sry
Jon V says:
sry, ha alright
KAREN [(L)] says:
how can I make it up to you?
Jon V says:
it's not my job to figure that out, it's your job [Wink]
KAREN [(L)] says:
If u send me all youre money I can send you a few photos of my cunt? [Smile] If that is Ok for you [Razz]
Jon V says:
that's fine
KAREN [(L)] says:
is it ok?
Jon V says:
i only have the 9.20 plus .45 more
KAREN [(L)] says:
20 $?
Jon V says:
alright, how about this, you send me 1 pic and ill send you 10 bucks
KAREN [(L)] says:
twenty bucks?
KAREN [(L)] says:
Okey, but send 5$ first
Jon V says:
no way, you send a pic first
KAREN [(L)] says:
that Im sure that youll send the rest
KAREN [(L)] says:
5 $ first and then you get the picture and then you send the last 5
KAREN [(L)] says:
thats fair
Jon V says:
haha alright, is this a scam or something?
KAREN [(L)] says:
eh, no?
Jon V says:
trust me, you show me a little something something and ill ship you all of my money
KAREN [(L)] says:
excuse me
KAREN [(L)] says:
I just need some money
KAREN [(L)] says:
okei
KAREN [(L)] says:
but you need a msn
Jon V says:
what do you mean?
KAREN [(L)] says:
msn live messenger
KAREN [(L)] says:
just download it on www.msn.com
Jon V says:
just email me at sfocon04@vt.edu
KAREN [(L)] says:
the picture?
Jon V says:
yah
KAREN [(L)] says:
okey..
KAREN [(L)] says:
I will get 10 $?
Jon V says:
if its all its cracked up to be
Jon V says:
hell yah!
KAREN [(L)] says:
do you still got 10 bucks?
KAREN [(L)] says:
[Razz]
Jon V says:
of course [Razz]
KAREN [(L)] says:
I can still send u a picture for 10 $
Jon V says:
well since you outdrew me, you gotta send 2 pics
KAREN [(L)] says:
oh, no.. that was poker.. this is the deal.. 1 picture = 10 $
KAREN [(L)] says:
Okey?
KAREN [(L)] says:
last chanc
Jon V says:
how about 2 pics for 15 bucks?
KAREN [(L)] says:
2 pictures = 15 $
KAREN [(L)] says:
yeah..
Jon V says:
ok email them!
KAREN [(L)] says:
yes
KAREN [(L)] says:
triptanes?
Jon V says:
yah, its a sn my friend came up with
Jon V says:
why?
Jon V says:
send the pic to sfocon04@vt.edu
Jon V says:
cuz the trip email is shared
KAREN [(L)] says:
I have sendt it
KAREN [(L)] says:
15 $
Jon V says:
alright alright, hold your horses, i gotta receive it first
KAREN [(L)] says:
DONT SAY TO ANYONE THAT THOSE PICTURES WAS OF ME! OKAY?
KAREN [(L)] says:
I actually got a boyfriend.. If he finds this out, he will kill me ! [Sad]
KAREN [(L)] says:
dont say to anyone
Jon V says:
so wait, how do i know thats you and not some random internet pic?
KAREN [(L)] says:
bcuz it is me! omg.. did I just gave you a picure of my pussy and you dont believe me?!
KAREN [(L)] says:
my boyfriend will kill me if he finds out
Jon V says:
kinda :/ send me another one with a sign saying "rilla rocks" or something
Jon V says:
i dont wanna pay for just some random pics
KAREN [(L)] says:
sign?
Jon V says:
yah, like a piece of paper with some writting on it
KAREN [(L)] says:
LOL.. are you kidding me? my boyfriend is sitting in the kitchen!
KAREN [(L)] says:
I cant do that
KAREN [(L)] says:
sry
KAREN [(L)] says:
anyway
Jon V says:
lol, now way, listen I dont want to gype you, you deserve the money
Jon V says:
but i need verification
Jon V says:
you gotta take a pic with a sign
KAREN [(L)] says:
where do you find 2 different pictures of the same pussy on internet?
Jon V says:
they're taken with like 2 different cameras
Jon V says:
its soooo shady
Jon V says:
you gotta take a pic with a sign
KAREN [(L)] says:
my celephone and a digitalcamera
Jon V says:
make the sign read "FTR rocks!"
Jon V says:
alright listen you just gotta sneak 1 more picture with a sign and ill ship the money immediately
KAREN [(L)] says:
my sister and my boyfriend is like right next to me?
Jon V says:
i feel like shit bogarting
KAREN [(L)] says:
you are mean..
Jon V says:
i know, but i dont want to get fleeced
Jon V says:
so you gotta do it
KAREN [(L)] says:
I've just sent you pictures of me [Sad] and you dont want to pay? [Sad]
KAREN [(L)] says:
I cant take pictures now..
KAREN [(L)] says:
my bfriend is here
Jon V says:
haha so these are fake
KAREN [(L)] says:
and he will hit me if i know
KAREN [(L)] says:
fake? excuse me?
Jon V says:
you refuse to proove theyr'e real, i feel like a huge asshole right now but come on
KAREN [(L)] says:
I can send you 1 more.. but there is no sign [:S]
KAREN [(L)] says:
I only got 5 pictures of my pussy..
KAREN [(L)] says:
I cant take pics now
Jon V says:
so you're just gonna send me all of your pics?
KAREN [(L)] says:
and if u want a sign it will cost extra
Jon V says:
no sign?
KAREN [(L)] says:
40 $
Jon V says:
40 bucks?!
Jon V says:
alright
Jon V says:
but you gotta make it an awesome picture
KAREN [(L)] says:
I'm sry, I have 3 more pics of my pussy..
Jon V says:
i swear
KAREN [(L)] says:
BUT NO SIGN
KAREN [(L)] says:
they are old
Jon V says:
what? you just said extra for a sign
KAREN [(L)] says:
I CANT :'
Jon V says:
not even for 40!?
KAREN [(L)] says:
my boyfriend just said " who are you talking to"
KAREN [(L)] says:
Im scare
KAREN [(L)] says:
scared
KAREN [(L)] says:
Ok..
KAREN [(L)] says:
10 $
KAREN [(L)] says:
for those 2 pics
KAREN [(L)] says:
Im sorry
Jon V says:
haha this smells like a scam
Jon V says:
sneak to the bathroom
Jon V says:
and take a pic with a sign
Jon V says:
40
Jon V says:
done deal
KAREN [(L)] says:
maybe another time you can get a pic with a sign where it stands I love triptane
KAREN [(L)] says:
or something
KAREN [(L)] says:
he is suspisious already
KAREN [(L)] says:
10 bucks for those 2 pics I gave you
Jon V says:
let him be
KAREN [(L)] says:
YOU WONT GET THEM FOR FRER
KAREN [(L)] says:
FREE*
Jon V says:
i dont want to have them for free
Jon V says:
i just dont want to give away money for some random int pics
KAREN [(L)] says:
so send me 10$
KAREN [(L)] says:
it isnt?
KAREN [(L)] says:
OMG
KAREN [(L)] says:
u r so fucking mean..
Jon V says:
i cant know that
KAREN [(L)] says:
fuck you [Sad]
Jon V says:
you gotta take a pic with a sign, bottom line
Jon V says:
and ill send you 40 [Sad]
Jon V says:
plz dont be sad
KAREN [(L)] says:
It is ok with 10 $ for the pics Ive sent earlier
KAREN [(L)] says:
U can have my phone number if you dont believe me [Sad]
KAREN [(L)] says:
and call me right now
Jon V says:
that'll just prove you're real not that the pics are of you
Jon V says:
and wont that make the bf curious?!
Jon V says:
o m g, there is no bf is there?
KAREN [(L)] says:
no? I just go outside and say that it is my friend ciara or something
Jon V says:
so go outside and snap the pic with the sign, its so easy and you get 40 bucks
Jon V says:
best money ill ever spend
KAREN [(L)] says:
Ive done this before, but that guy didnt needed no signs or something [Razz] I got 30 bucks for 5 pics.. the 5 Ive got on this computer
Jon V says:
alright, how about this
KAREN [(L)] says:
and two of them have I sent to you already [Razz]
Jon V says:
ill give you 75 dollars for all the pics plus a sign pic
Jon V says:
bottom line, i have 112 in my account
KAREN [(L)] says:
I cant go out and snap pics of my pussy [Razz]
Jon V says:
so you'll be getting the lions share of my PokerStars cash
Jon V says:
its not that hard, grab a piece of paper, a pen and go to the bathroom
Jon V says:
do the deed and get back to me
KAREN [(L)] says:
omg..
KAREN [(L)] says:
byw
KAREN [(L)] says:
bye
KAREN [(L)] says:
u r so mean
Jon V says:
omg [Sad]
KAREN [(L)] says:
I cant
KAREN [(L)] says:
sry
Jon V says:
i feel like an ass but come on look at it from my point of view
KAREN [(L)] says:
I think this is so bad of you
Jon V says:
you cant prove these are pics of you?
KAREN [(L)] says:
I can send a pic with my face or something?
KAREN [(L)] says:
[Razz]
KAREN [(L)] says:
thats the only proof
Jon V says:
alright, send me a face pic and the rest of the special pics and ill ship you 40
Jon V says:
thats 10 more than the last guy
Jon V says:
so no deal then?
Jon V says:
alright, no deal i guess

Apparently MSN logged off, so we chatted in the stars window where she claimed she would touch herself infront of her webcam for me, obv i knew it was a lost cause and I just logged off.

CLIFF NOTES tried to scam some chick for poontang pics while she was trying to scam me with fake pics
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a500lbgorilla
Post Posted: Thu, 10 Jul 2008, 10:52pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH

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oh yah, she emailed me 2 pics of some random poontangs which look similar. Then the second email she sent were completely way off with pics named hermaphro1.jpg and hermahpro2.jpg, so i obv knew he/she was just scamming.
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Triptanes
Post Posted: Thu, 10 Jul 2008, 10:56pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not a thinking person
Not a thinking person

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we'll get 'em next time
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bigred
Post Posted: Thu, 10 Jul 2008, 10:59pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
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definite he
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Thu, 10 Jul 2008, 11:02pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

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i approve
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nutsinho
Post Posted: Fri, 11 Jul 2008, 2:16am    Post subject: Reply with quote
midstakes donk
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good read
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Hawkfan79
Post Posted: Fri, 11 Jul 2008, 3:07am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flush
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well played!
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kevster
Post Posted: Fri, 11 Jul 2008, 7:02am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flush
Flush

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Location: UK
Quality.

KAREN wrote:

my boyfriend just said " who are you talking to"
Im scared


I lol'd. Brilliant if real. If scam, then A+ for the detail.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Fri, 11 Jul 2008, 10:18am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

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Awesome.
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d0zer
Post Posted: Fri, 11 Jul 2008, 10:21am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
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Hah. 'she' really put in the legwork.
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frosst
Post Posted: Fri, 11 Jul 2008, 10:39am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Straight
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Triptanes wrote:
we'll get 'em next time


lol at the trips' avatar and this line. also, i was loling irl. epic imo
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kmind
Post Posted: Fri, 11 Jul 2008, 11:04am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
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very well played
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badgers
Post Posted: Fri, 11 Jul 2008, 11:47am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

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EPIC
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givememyleg
Post Posted: Fri, 11 Jul 2008, 11:54am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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haha if you would have gotten a pic that said ftr rocks this probably would have been the best thread on the internet
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Pythonic
Post Posted: Fri, 11 Jul 2008, 12:20pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flush
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lmao, this makes we want to get my wife to hold up a FTR sign now so I can put it on this thread.
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courtiebee
Post Posted: Fri, 11 Jul 2008, 11:50pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Pythonic wrote:
lmao, this makes we want to get my wife to hold up a FTR sign now so I can put it on this thread.
yeah, I was tempted for just 2 seconds.
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Pythonic
Post Posted: Sat, 12 Jul 2008, 9:55am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flush
Flush

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How much will you all ship me if I have her do something special?
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