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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 2:27pm Post subject: why does jason statham suck so much
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Full House
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 2:32pm Post subject:
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Flush
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Who ???
EDIT: i didnt mind him in The Transporter 1. |
Last edited by wesrman on Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 2:49pm; edited 1 time in total
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 2:48pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| i thought he was good in snatch and lockstock |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 2:50pm Post subject:
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Full House
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 3:01pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| I really enjoy his movies. |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 3:11pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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wufwugy, taking a break from his daily "haters-anonymous" meeting, writes an utterly false thread.
false as in wrong
jason statham is a pretty good actor imo, don't hate on him |
Last edited by Jack Sawyer on Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 3:13pm; edited 1 time in total
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 3:12pm Post subject:
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Full House
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let's turn this hate into love
jack sawyer, ur awesome and people like you |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 3:13pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| bigred wrote: | let's turn this hate into love
jack sawyer, ur awesome and people like you |
Im one of those people. <3 |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 3:14pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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bigred, wesrman, ur awesome and people like you too
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 3:50pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| Jason Staham is good. Better than wesley snipes |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 4:14pm Post subject:
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Full House
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omg wat?
the guy was cool in the guy richie films but thats it. he's like the wannabes answer to bruce willis, and even willis isnt that cool.
there is absolutely nothing about him that stands out that provides that he should play so many 'badass' roles, and he makes those roles even lamer than the movie required. he sounds like a twat. i love british accents more than anybody ever, but i cant stand his. its like jack bauer meets mr bean or something stupid.
he cant even move that well. tom cruise is a better 'action hero' than statham. the only redeeming quality he has is that all the movies he's starred in are subpar writing/directing. at least those who know movies know he would be a disgrace as leading role to actual quality films.
look at it this way:
clive owen in shoot em up >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> statham in crank.
they were supposed to be very similar characters too. owen was super cool and funny, statham was a douchebags wet dream |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 4:26pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| you got a reverse man-crush imo |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 4:34pm Post subject:
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Almost as bad as that idiot heybude
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| god shoot em up was so bad |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 4:45pm Post subject:
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| Massimo wrote: | | god shoot em up was so bad |
dude shoot em up was so excellent. there is no legitimate reason to not like it, and here's why
1) you must be a diehard fan of shoot em up films. if youre not then dont bother. 2) you must understand that shoot em ups are inherently lame. 3) you must understand that Shoot em Up is meant to be both the most over the top shoot em up film as well as a parody of shoot em up films. 4) once you have those prerequisites down then you understand why shoot em ups are so cool (excluding the obv violence part). these reasons are that the protagonist is always major badass (which clive owen did fantastically), there is always a gorgeous babe (which russian chick or whatever was) there is always an over the top bad guy (giamatti fondling dead girl boob omg, giamattis so cool), and its supposed to have a lot of comic relief (shoot em up was funniest shoot em up ever).
if you do not like Shoot Em Up then you simply do not meet the criteria for viewing it. |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 4:48pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| Jack Sawyer wrote: | | you got a reverse man-crush imo |
now if we were talking about michael caine or chris bale or david attenborough then we'd be somewhere. nothing as cool as a cool brit, but also nothing as lame as a lame brit. |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 4:51pm Post subject:
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Full House
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also i venture a guess that those who like statham are <25 years old. see i have the privilege of being a teen when he first came on the screen, nobody found that there was any legitimate reason for him to start being leading badass, yet suddenly he started playing those. those of you who are say 19 or whatever didnt get to see what the world was like before statham 'became a badass'.
lol |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 5:20pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| stick to posting pics of butts imo |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 5:26pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| bigred wrote: | | stick to posting pics of butts imo |
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Nice 1 Bred. |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 5:56pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| bigred wrote: | | stick to posting pics of butts imo |
so sorry.
perhaps you will accept a can of gerber hotdogs as a peace offering? |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 9:43pm Post subject:
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Flush
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WTF? Statham rocked in Crank!
And though Transporter was a direct to video B movie, he actually looked like a bad mo fo (unlike Bruce Willis). |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 9:46pm Post subject:
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Full House
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the only good part in crank was the ending.
and by ending i mean when i yanked it from my ps3 and smashed it beneath my foot of destruction |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 10:17pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| wufwugy wrote: | the only good part in crank was the ending.
and by ending i mean when i yanked it from my ps3 and smashed it beneath my foot of destruction |
You're a chick, right? |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 10:21pm Post subject:
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Straight
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I like Jason Statham, he's been in some good flicks. Transporter, Lock Stock, Snatch were all good stuff.
But Crank was fucking godawful. |
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Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 10:35pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| Thunder wrote: | | wufwugy wrote: | the only good part in crank was the ending.
and by ending i mean when i yanked it from my ps3 and smashed it beneath my foot of destruction |
You're a chick, right? |
yea
wanna cyber? |
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Posted: Thu, 10 Jul 2008, 4:42am Post subject:
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I agree with wufwugy. The man can't act. Lock Stock was funny. Snatch was just dull. Stathams attempt at being a tough cockney was a whole other level of shit.
He was married to Kelly Brook though, so props to the man. |
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Posted: Thu, 10 Jul 2008, 7:42am Post subject:
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Flush
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| willbur if you ever blaspheme against snatch again i may have to start a hate thread against you tarnishing your e-name forever. |
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