Couple of the dumbest things I saw today

Man I laughed my ass off when I saw his hand after he timed down for like a minute.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($420)
BB ($539.90)
UTG ($618)
MP ($828.90)
Hero ($619.05)
Button ($1077.95)

Preflop: Hero is CO with

,

.
2 folds, Hero raises to $18, 1 fold, SB calls $15, 1 fold.

Flop: ($42)

,

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $30, SB calls $30.

Turn: ($102)

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $66, SB calls $66.

River: ($234)

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $505.05 (All-In), SB calls $306 (All-In).

Final Pot: $846

Results in white below:
SB doesn't show. (AdQc)
Hero has Ks Kh (two pair, kings and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $1045.05.

Funny one with 13 left in the Sunday Million today.

PokerStars Game #17212423256: Tournament #86176606, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XXXIII (125000/250000) - 2008/05/05 - 01:28:36 (ET)
Table '86176606 219' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ShankingYou (4436127 in chips)
Seat 3: football0000 (2889802 in chips)
Seat 4: etushekki (2169736 in chips)
Seat 6: Iron Henry (11315555 in chips)
Seat 7: jlost88 (12126253 in chips)
Seat 9: Duffman08 (6860615 in chips)
ShankingYou: posts the ante 25000
football0000: posts the ante 25000
etushekki: posts the ante 25000
Iron Henry: posts the ante 25000
jlost88: posts the ante 25000
Duffman08: posts the ante 25000
football0000: posts small blind 125000
etushekki: posts big blind 250000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Iron Henry: folds
jlost88: folds
Duffman08: folds
ShankingYou: folds
football0000: calls 125000
etushekki: checks
*** FLOP *** [2c Tc 6d]
football0000: checks
etushekki: bets 1894736 and is all-in
football0000: calls 1894736
*** TURN *** [2c Tc 6d] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [2c Tc 6d 5d] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
football0000: shows [2d 7s] (a pair of Deuces)
etushekki: shows [Ts 8d] (a pair of Tens)
etushekki collected 4439472 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4439472 | Rake 0
Board [2c Tc 6d 5d 4c]
Seat 1: ShankingYou (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: football0000 (small blind) showed [2d 7s] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 4: etushekki (big blind) showed [Ts 8d] and won (4439472) with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: Iron Henry folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: jlost88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Duffman08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I think I just played one of my worst hands ever. I post in this thread purely as a therapeutic measure.

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $460.30
CO: $849.30
Hero: $416.00
SB: $417.10
BB: $411.00

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A Diamond

Q

UTG raises to $14, CO folds, Hero calls, 2 folds.

Flop: 4 Heart

K

A

($34, 2 players)
UTG bets $22, Hero calls.

Turn: 5 Spade

($78, 2 players)
UTG bets $65, Hero calls.

River: A Heart

($208, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $100, UTG raises all-in $359.3, Hero calls all-in $215.
Uncalled bets: $44.3 returned to UTG.

Results:
Final pot: $838
UTG shows 5H 5C
Hero shows AD QH

PokerStars GAME #17321696705: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2008/05/09 - 23:12:01 (ET)
Table 'Comacina IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: kemikar ($1379.20 in chips)
Seat 3: lolly58 ($190.35 in chips)
Seat 5: kentucky1996 ($609 in chips)
Seat 6: PiS.ToTo ($1321.85 in chips)
lolly58: posts small blind $3
FastEddie267: is sitting out
kentucky1996: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [Jd Tc]
PiS.ToTo: folds
evjo joins the table at seat #2
kemikar: raises $12 to $18
lolly58: calls $15
kentucky1996: folds
*** FLOP *** [9c Qc 2h]
lolly58: bets $12
kemikar: calls $12
*** TURN *** [9c Qc 2h] [Kc]
lolly58: bets $12
kemikar: raises $54 to $66
FastEddie267 leaves the table
lolly58: calls $54
*** RIVER *** [9c Qc 2h Kc] [6s]
lolly58: bets $30
kemikar: raises $156 to $186
lolly58: calls $64.35 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($91.65) returned to kemikar
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [Jd Tc] (a straight, Nine to King)
lolly58: mucks hand
kemikar collected $384.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $386.70 | Rake $2
Board [9c Qc 2h Kc 6s]
Seat 1: kemikar (button) showed [Jd Tc] and won ($384.70) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 3: lolly58 (small blind) mucked [4h 4c]
Seat 5: kentucky1996 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: PiS.ToTo folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I don't think this guy knows the rules of Razz...

PokerStars Game #17331303585: Tournament #87036647, Freeroll HORSE (Razz Limit) - Level III (40/80) - 2008/05/10 - 12:00:41 (ET)
Table '87036647 277' 8-max
Seat 1: TheTruthBaby (1560 in chips)
Seat 2: phg3928 (1586 in chips)
Seat 3: ladydee123 (1161 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: Pamela999 (1265 in chips)
Seat 5: Fellansd (1457 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: DrivingDog (1644 in chips)
Seat 7: MrBlitz (1427 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: MojoRidende (3534 in chips)
Pamela999: posts the ante 8
Fellansd: posts the ante 8
DrivingDog: posts the ante 8
MrBlitz: posts the ante 8
MojoRidende: posts the ante 8
TheTruthBaby: posts the ante 8
phg3928: posts the ante 8
ladydee123: posts the ante 8
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to TheTruthBaby [4d]
Dealt to phg3928 [Kh]
Dealt to ladydee123 [2h]
Dealt to Pamela999 [Qd]
Dealt to Fellansd [4h]
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac]
Dealt to MrBlitz [9c]
Dealt to MojoRidende [Th]
phg3928: brings in for 12
ladydee123: folds
Pamela999: folds
Fellansd: folds
DrivingDog: raises 28 to 40
MrBlitz: folds
MojoRidende: raises 40 to 80
TheTruthBaby: folds
phg3928: folds
DrivingDog: raises 40 to 120
MojoRidende: raises 40 to 160
Betting is capped
DrivingDog: calls 40
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac] [5c]
Dealt to MojoRidende [Th] [6s]
DrivingDog: bets 40
MojoRidende: raises 40 to 80
DrivingDog: raises 40 to 120
MojoRidende: raises 40 to 160
Betting is capped
ladydee123 has returned
DrivingDog: calls 40
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac 5c] [3d]
Dealt to MojoRidende [Th 6s] [Ad]
DrivingDog: bets 80
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 160
DrivingDog: raises 80 to 240
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 320
Betting is capped
DrivingDog: calls 80
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac 5c 3d] [8s]
Dealt to MojoRidende [Th 6s Ad] [7d]
DrivingDog: bets 80
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 160
DrivingDog: raises 80 to 240
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 320
Betting is capped
DrivingDog: calls 80
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac 5c 3d 8s] [8h]
DrivingDog: bets 80
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 160
DrivingDog: raises 80 to 240
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 320
Betting is capped
DrivingDog: calls 80
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MojoRidende: shows [8c 6d Th 6s Ad 7d 6c] (Lo: T,8,7,6,A)
DrivingDog: shows [2s 7h Ac 5c 3d 8s 8h] (Lo: 7,5,3,2,A)
DrivingDog collected 2636 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2636 | Rake 0
Seat 1: TheTruthBaby folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 2: phg3928 folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 3: ladydee123 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pamela999 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Fellansd folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DrivingDog showed [2s 7h Ac 5c 3d 8s 8h] and won (2636) with Lo: 7,5,3,2,A
Seat 7: MrBlitz folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: MojoRidende showed [8c 6d Th 6s Ad 7d 6c] and lost with Lo: T,8,7,6,A

Another Ongame beauty, stupid shortstackers.

0.25/0.50 btw, stupid Ongame.

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #P4-67547651-120
Table Jena, 13 May 2008 4:22 PM ET

Seat 3: aurelienlela ($10.45 in chips)
Seat 4: -Johnny.Cash ($51.20 in chips)
Seat 6: Vin_Nipux ($104.15 in chips)
Seat 8: Taxi_Driver4 [ JH,JC ] ($94.45 in chips)
Seat 9: TowerFisher7 ($103.35 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
aurelienlela posts blind ($0.25), -Johnny.Cash posts blind ($0.50).

PRE-FLOP
Vin_Nipux folds, Taxi_Driver4 bets $2, TowerFisher7 folds, aurelienlela calls $1.75, -Johnny.Cash folds.

FLOP [board cards 10D,JS,7H ]
aurelienlela checks, Taxi_Driver4 bets $3, aurelienlela calls $3.

TURN [board cards 10D,JS,7H,7S ]
aurelienlela checks, Taxi_Driver4 checks.

RIVER [board cards 10D,JS,7H,7S,3S ]
aurelienlela bets $5, Taxi_Driver4 bets $10, aurelienlela folds. leaving $0.45 behind

SHOWDOWN
Taxi_Driver4 wins $24.50.

SUMMARY
Dealer: TowerFisher7
Pot: $25.50, (including rake: $1)
aurelienlela loses $10
-Johnny.Cash loses $0.50
Vin_Nipux loses $0
Taxi_Driver4 bets $15, collects $24.50, net $9.50
TowerFisher7 loses $0

Whaaaat??

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($60.30)
UTG+1 ($60.00)
CO ($49.50)
BTN ($49.00)
SB ($78.05)
Hero ($98.85)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BB Ten of Spades

1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.5, CO calls $0.5, BTN raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero calls $2.5, UTG+1 calls $2.5, CO folds

Flop: Ten of Diamonds

($9.75, 3 players)
Hero bets $6.75, UTG+1 calls $6.75, BTN goes all-in $46, Hero goes all-in $95.85, UTG+1 goes all-in $50.25

Turn: Eight of Spades

($169.75, 3 players)

River: Five of Hearts

($169.75, 3 players)

Final Pot: $169.75
BTN shows: Queen of Hearts

Hero shows: Ten of Spades

UTG+1 shows: Ace of Diamonds

Hero wins $205.6 ( won +$106.75 )
CO lost -$0.50
BTN lost -$49.00
UTG+1 lost -$60.00

Witness the 3 street semi-bluff call, the single most powerful move in unlimited texas hold them!

$0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Stephan2k6 ($2.00)
UTG 1 quiros00 ($3.50)
MP1 cnemani ($1.70)
MP2 cYpresse ($11.35)
MP3 chbp ($2.00)
CO LayerCake31 ($10.40)
BTN capa_audaz ($10.00)
SB Hero ($10.40)
BB VolleHuette1 ($11.50)

Pre-flop: ($0.15, 9 players) Hero is SB Jack of Hearts

1 fold, quiros00 calls $0.1, 4 folds, capa_audaz calls $0.1, Hero raises to $0.5, VolleHuette1 calls $0.4, quiros00 folds, capa_audaz calls $0.4

Flop: Six of Spades

($1.6, 3 players)
Hero bets $1, VolleHuette1 calls $1, capa_audaz calls $1

Turn: Two of Clubs

($4.6, 3 players)
Hero bets $4, VolleHuette1 calls $4, 1 fold

River: Four of Clubs

($12.6, 2 players)
Hero goes all-in $4.9, VolleHuette1 calls $4.9

Final Pot: $22.40
Hero shows: Jack of Hearts

VolleHuette1 shows: Nine of Hearts

Hero wins $21.35 ( won $10.95 )
VolleHuette1 lost -$10.40
quiros00 lost -$0.10
capa_audaz lost -$1.50

u definately have to figure at least a small portion of these are due to misclicking

mine definatly wasn't a mis click, he timed down for an age

Nice play reg, nice play...

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Posselt78 ($121.35)
CO nico2017 ($23.35)
BTN gilliep ($101.65)
SB Strueffler ($114.30)
BB Hero ($86.95)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is BB Seven of Hearts

1 fold, nico2017 calls $1, gilliep calls $1, Strueffler calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: Five of Clubs

($4, 4 players)
Strueffler checks, Hero bets $3.50, nico2017 calls $3.50, gilliep calls $3.50, Strueffler folds

Turn: Jack of Hearts

($14.50, 3 players)
Hero bets $10, nico2017 calls $10, gilliep calls $10

River: King of Hearts

($44.50, 3 players)
Hero checks, nico2017 checks, gilliep checks

Final Pot: $44.50
Hero shows: Seven of Hearts

gilliep shows: Five of Spades

gilliep wins $42.30 ( won $27.8 )
Hero lost -$14.50
nico2017 lost -$14.50
Strueffler lost -$1.00

Haha you sucker! Pairing your lone A Club

on the turn and missing your FD was the worst thing that could happen to you and ---oh...

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
3 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN Hero ($208.55)
SB Lappudden ($47.35)
BB OBi2222 ($48.05)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 3 players) Hero is BTN Nine of Clubs

Hero bets $3, 1 fold, OBi2222 calls $2

Flop: Eight of Clubs

($6.50, 2 players)
OBi2222 checks, Hero bets $5, OBi2222 calls $5

Turn: Ace of Diamonds

($16.50, 2 players)
OBi2222 checks, Hero bets $15, OBi2222 calls $15

River: Ten of Spades

($46.50, 2 players)
OBi2222 checks, Hero bets $25.05, OBi2222 goes all-in $25.05

Final Pot: $96.60
Hero shows: Nine of Clubs

Hero wins $94.60 ( won $46.55 )
OBi2222 lost -$48.05

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (6 handed) Ultimate-Bet Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($46.75)
UTG ($25.10)
MP ($42.30)
CO ($19.80)
Hero ($47)
SB ($49.25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A

, T

.
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3.25, SB calls $3, BB folds, UTG calls $2.75, MP folds, CO folds.

Flop: ($11.25) 5

, 5

, 6

(4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($11.25) 3

(4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: ($11.25) 2

(4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $11.25

Results in below:
Hero has A Spade

T

(one pair, fives).
SB has 5 Spade

5

(four of a kind, fives).
UTG has T Spade

Q

(one pair, fives).

^^^ this is funny because people do stuff like this in LHE too in games where no-one folds before the river and half the opponents will call the river with K high just in case.

why you shouldnt slowplay by this guy...

Dealt to ATOTHEC101 [7s 7d]
Sandra_100 folds
AcyducyA2 folds
Tsutsui folds
boogie555 folds
ringo6624 folds
chewy22111 raises to $3.50
WolfyPossum folds
JGO1985 raises to $10
ATOTHEC101 folds
chewy22111 calls $6.50
*** FLOP *** [Kc 6d 8c]
JGO1985 checks
chewy22111 checks
*** TURN *** [Kc 6d 8c] [Ac]
JGO1985 checks
chewy22111 checks
*** RIVER *** [Kc 6d 8c Ac] [Qs]
JGO1985 bets $7
chewy22111 raises to $35
JGO1985 calls $27, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $1 returned to chewy22111
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chewy22111 shows [Ts Js] a straight, Ace high
JGO1985 mucks
chewy22111 wins the pot ($86) with a straight, Ace high
JGO1985 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $89 | Rake $3
Board: [Kc 6d 8c Ac Qs]
Seat 1: ATOTHEC101 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Sandra_100 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: AcyducyA2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Tsutsui didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: boogie555 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: ringo6624 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: chewy22111 showed [Ts Js] and won ($86) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 8: WolfyPossum (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: JGO1985 (small blind) mucked [Kd Kh] - three of a kind, Kings

the donkness of the hand made even better by the preflop call with 10 j sooted by the other dude.

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