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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 8:08am Post subject: Wifey has left me for a week. |
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Full House
Joined: 24 Jul 2007
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...with nobody to curb my beer intake or number of hours of poker per day, I'm potentially in a whole world of trouble.
Let's hope I run well ... |
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 8:21am Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Location: trying to outdraw the nuts
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 8:24am Post subject: |
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Full House
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I'm thinking slutty high school girls cause they're cheaper (will work for weed & beer) |
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 8:43am Post subject: |
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Straight
Joined: 23 May 2006
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Location: SW London
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my missus was away the last few days - bliss....beers, red wine, pizza,poker.
I was literally pushing her out the door - "Course I'll miss you, yes I love you too, no I won't stay up all night playing poker, no I won't drink the house dry, yes we'll talk every night, yep miss you too, yes I love you too, blah blah blah...for the love of god will you please just fuck off so I can start my 3 days of degenrate gambling and drinking?"
last bit was said under my breath obviously... |
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 8:50am Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 24 Jul 2007
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| WillburForce wrote: | | ...for the love of god will you please just fuck off so I can start my 3 days of degenrate gambling and drinking?" |
I've already got gads of debauchery lined up. Tonight: SOOooOooft Home game ($20 drunken rebuy tourney)
Tomorrow night: Old "hardcore party-lifestyle" friend + house concert.
Sunday: 6 hours of poker
I'm like will farrell's character in old school when the ball & chain is temporarily removed  |
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 9:02am Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 13 Aug 2007
Posts: 1202
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Location: on ur table, readin ur soul
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| so youre going streaking? |
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 10:50am Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 24 Jul 2007
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| will641 wrote: | | so youre going streaking? |
I'll probably spend the week in a kiddy pool full of ky, beer in hand just masturbating like a caged chimp. |
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 12:32pm Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Location: Chi-Town
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| My wife has been out of town for a week already and she won't be back for another 3 weeks. Having the time of my life over here, lol. |
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 12:35pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Jul 2005
Posts: 3217
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Location: Watching African Handball.
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| d0zer wrote: |
I'm thinking slutty high school girls cause they're cheaper (will work for weed & beer) |
Nice. |
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 1:29pm Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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| WillburForce wrote: | my missus was away the last few days - bliss....beers, red wine, pizza,poker.
I was literally pushing her out the door - "Course I'll miss you, yes I love you too, no I won't stay up all night playing poker, no I won't drink the house dry, yes we'll talk every night, yep miss you too, yes I love you too, blah blah blah...for the love of god will you please just fuck off so I can start my 3 days of degenrate gambling and drinking?"
last bit was said under my breath obviously... |
ROFL. Sound like something I'd say. |
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 1:58pm Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 07 Jan 2006
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Location: Hartford, CT
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| Pythonic wrote: | | My wife has been out of town for a week already and she won't be back for another 3 weeks. Having the time of my life over here, lol. |
doooooooood HOOKERZ |
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 4:28pm Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 30 May 2006
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| d0zer wrote: | | I'll probably spend the week in a kiddy pool full of ky, beer in hand just masturbating like a caged chimp. |
major sig material |
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 8:03pm Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 425
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Location: trying to outdraw the nuts
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| wufwugy wrote: | | d0zer wrote: | | I'll probably spend the week in a kiddy pool full of ky, beer in hand just masturbating like a caged chimp. |
major sig material |
you are correct sir
too drunk now to change |
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 8:34pm Post subject: Re: Wifey has left me for a week. |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Posts: 1676
WPP: 140
Location: Kansas
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| d0zer wrote: | | ...with nobody to curb my beer intake or number of hours of poker per day, I'm potentially in a whole world of trouble |
don't do both at the same time. I did that once and it didn't turn out well. |
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Posted: Fri, 16 May 2008, 8:49pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
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| d0zer wrote: | | will641 wrote: | | so youre going streaking? |
I'll probably spend the week in a kiddy pool full of ky, beer in hand just masturbating like a caged chimp. |
Please remember to remove the kids from the pool first. |
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Posted: Sat, 17 May 2008, 4:20pm Post subject: Re: Wifey has left me for a week. |
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Full House
Joined: 24 Jul 2007
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| UG wrote: | | d0zer wrote: | | ...with nobody to curb my beer intake or number of hours of poker per day, I'm potentially in a whole world of trouble |
don't do both at the same time. I did that once and it didn't turn out well. |
been there done that.
Speaking of which, I got drunk off my ass last night at the home game. Holy crap my friends are donks. Despite me being a bit of a spewtard I Won the tourney for $120, and was up $40 in the .25/.50 cash game. I played the tourney well, but by the time we got around to the cash game I was 10 beers deep or so, which led to some spewtarditude. AI with the doyle preflop vs a $20 stack? GREAT IDEA!
I probably could have been up $100 in the cash game. Ah alcohol...sigh.
Well...time to hop back in the kiddy pool. I needs me some wireless so I never have to leave it... |
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Posted: Sat, 17 May 2008, 5:21pm Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 04 May 2006
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Location: UK
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| this thread is fucking brilliant. end of. |
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Posted: Tue, 20 May 2008, 6:37pm Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 07 Jun 2004
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Location: Milford,Ct.
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My wife went away for a vacation. It would have been awesome for me, except she left the kids at home.
FTL. |
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Posted: Tue, 20 May 2008, 6:43pm Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 24 Jul 2007
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| FyrFytr998 wrote: | My wife went away for a vacation. It would have been awesome for me, except she left the kids at home.
FTL. |
It's times like this I'm glad I only have 3 dogs, 2 ducks, and a parrot... |
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Posted: Tue, 20 May 2008, 10:26pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1759
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
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| d0zer wrote: | | FyrFytr998 wrote: | My wife went away for a vacation. It would have been awesome for me, except she left the kids at home.
FTL. |
It's times like this I'm glad I only have 3 dogs, 2 ducks, and a parrot... |
It's times like this I'm glad I'm not a weirdo... |
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Posted: Wed, 21 May 2008, 7:22am Post subject: |
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Full House
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| Galapogos wrote: | | It's times like this I'm glad I didn't marry a weirdo... |
FYP |
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Posted: Wed, 21 May 2008, 9:56am Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 01 Oct 2006
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Location: Santa Cruz
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| d0zer wrote: | | FyrFytr998 wrote: | My wife went away for a vacation. It would have been awesome for me, except she left the kids at home.
FTL. |
It's times like this I'm glad I only have 3 dogs, 2 ducks, and a parrot... |
what do you do with pet ducks? do you have to cage em in or what? |
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Posted: Wed, 21 May 2008, 10:22am Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 24 Jul 2007
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| thizzSantaCruz wrote: | | what do you do with pet ducks? do you have to cage em in or what? |
I f'n hate those stupid ducks. They're aggressive and lack basic social skills. I think I got the 'alpha male' to finally stop attacking me though 
Usually I don't have to deal with em', wifey puts them in their 'house' (a modified doghouse) at night so raccoons etc don't kill em'. During the day they just wander around the backyard and try to attack the dogs, who have been (mostly) trained not to kill them. There were a few close calls with our hound though. Can't blame the guy...he's a hunter at heart.
It's a long story as to how we got them, but short answer is that wifey's had outdoor birds since she was a kid, and loves them (god knows why). We've also got two chickens which I like a lot more cause they're confined to their coop, and do something useful like provide us with almost daily eggs. |
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Posted: Wed, 21 May 2008, 10:28am Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 13 Aug 2007
Posts: 1202
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Location: on ur table, readin ur soul
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| d0zer wrote: | | thizzSantaCruz wrote: | | what do you do with pet ducks? do you have to cage em in or what? |
I f'n hate those stupid ducks. They're aggressive and lack basic social skills. I think I got the 'alpha male' to finally stop attacking me though
Usually I don't have to deal with em', wifey puts them in their 'house' (a modified doghouse) at night so raccoons etc don't kill em'. During the day they just wander around the backyard and try to attack the dogs, who have been (mostly) trained not to kill them. There were a few close calls with our hound though. Can't blame the guy...he's a hunter at heart.
It's a long story as to how we got them, but short answer is that wifey's had outdoor birds since she was a kid, and loves them (god knows why). We've also got two chickens which I like a lot more cause they're confined to their coop, and do something useful like provide us with almost daily eggs. | eat them {acronym Renton hates}. |
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Posted: Wed, 21 May 2008, 10:39am Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 24 Jul 2007
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| will641 wrote: | | eat them {acronym Renton hates}. |
trading sex for duckmeat is -EV |
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Posted: Wed, 21 May 2008, 11:02am Post subject: |
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3-of-a-Kind
Joined: 12 Sep 2007
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| d0zer wrote: | | trading sex for duckmeat is -EV |
Depends. How big and juicy are the (duck) breasts? |
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