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Posted: Sun, 11 May 2008, 10:31pm Post subject: moms are funny
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Full House
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Location: value towning myself
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| so im talking to my mom wishing her a happy mothers day, and she starts telling me about these kids i know that got expelled from college for smoking/dealing weed or whatever, and she goes,"i just dont know why these kids are doing drugs to get around life," and i just absolutely lose it and start laughing. once i stopped laughing i replied, "well mom what were you doing when you were 20 years old?". then she says, "that is none of your business." so i say so you admit to doing drugs? at this point she says, look i dont want to talk about this anymore. |
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Posted: Sun, 11 May 2008, 10:51pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 16 May 2006
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Location: New Zealand
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| Not wanting to highjack this thread but my mom finds constantly spots to make me really uncomfortable. I called her last night to wish Happy Mothersday and for about 5 minutes straight she told me that she suffers from a really heavy period at the moment and that she cannot sit down because the blood would stain her dresses and how she has put together two sanitary pads in order to manage the hour at church in the morning. I was sitting completely stoned by the phone not knowing what to say. I should have found the heart to tell her that I don't want to hear these kind of things. |
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Posted: Sun, 11 May 2008, 10:54pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| wait wtf silu i thought you were like 40...and your mom hasnt had menopause yet? |
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Posted: Sun, 11 May 2008, 11:02pm Post subject:
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Full House
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Location: New Zealand
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Nah I'm 35 and my mom is 52. She had me quite young but that still doesn't give her the right to gross me out.
Another great story about her. When I flew back home to introduce my first wife to my family she ran around the house, when we got back with my father from the airport, only with a bra and her knickers on with a sanitary pad clearly visible and pubic hair sticking out everywhere. When I told her that her look might be a little bit inappropriate she put on a T-Shirt. |
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Posted: Sun, 11 May 2008, 11:05pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
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Posted: Sun, 11 May 2008, 11:06pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Posted: Sun, 11 May 2008, 11:14pm Post subject:
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Full House
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umm wtf I just 
Thanks... |
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Posted: Sun, 11 May 2008, 11:46pm Post subject:
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Almost as bad as that idiot redgrape
Joined: 29 Oct 2004
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| Kay was clearly trying to manipulate you to see the devilish ways of smoking and drinking and put on a business suit and become an investment banker. |
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Posted: Mon, 12 May 2008, 4:39am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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this thread scared the SHIT out of me.
fortunately mothers day is different on the UK crisis averted. |
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Posted: Mon, 12 May 2008, 4:53am Post subject:
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Life Donk
Joined: 29 Aug 2005
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| ISF is on first name basis with will's mom? Where's that link bigred posted... |
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Posted: Mon, 12 May 2008, 8:22pm Post subject:
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Full House
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Posted: Mon, 12 May 2008, 10:45pm Post subject:
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Straight Flush
Joined: 24 Jan 2005
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| silu73 wrote: | Nah I'm 35 and my mom is 52. She had me quite young but that still doesn't give her the right to gross me out.
Another great story about her. When I flew back home to introduce my first wife to my family she ran around the house, when we got back with my father from the airport, only with a bra and her knickers on with a sanitary pad clearly visible and pubic hair sticking out everywhere. When I told her that her look might be a little bit inappropriate she put on a T-Shirt. |
I highlighted all the funny stuff. |
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Posted: Tue, 13 May 2008, 12:57pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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| wow, silu just rock bottomed wil's mommy story. |
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Posted: Tue, 13 May 2008, 1:11pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| silu is nominated as POTY |
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Posted: Tue, 13 May 2008, 2:01pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 13 Aug 2007
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Location: value towning myself
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| lol wow. ill bet you have some really interesting dinner convos silu. |
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Posted: Tue, 13 May 2008, 2:14pm Post subject:
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OLD MAN RIVER
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| <<<< thankful this thread has no pics |
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Posted: Tue, 13 May 2008, 4:04pm Post subject:
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Full House
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I haven't seen my mum in 4 years but I am going back in August for 14 days and I'm pretty sure I will come back with many stomach turning stories. Transfer $10 to me and I promise I won't post any pics  |
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Posted: Tue, 13 May 2008, 4:30pm Post subject:
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Straight Flush
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| silu73 wrote: | | I haven't seen my mum in 4 years but I am going back in August for 14 days and I'm pretty sure I will come back with many stomach turning stories. Transfer $10 to me and I promise I won't post any pics |
If no one pays you, will you promise to post pics? |
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