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Shifubowa
Post Posted: Sun, 06 Jan 2008, 9:22pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 03 Sep 2007
Posts: 134
WPP: 154

Played awful and was giving up on river until.......

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $117.10
BB: $100
UTG: $130.50
MP: $92.15
CO: $72.30
Hero (BTN): $307.65

Pre-Flop: JClub QSpade dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, Hero raises to $4, SB calls $3.50, BB folds

Flop: ($9) 2Diamond JHeart JDiamond (2 Players)
SB bets $9, Hero calls $9

Turn: ($27) 4Diamond (2 Players)
SB bets $27, Hero calls $27

River: ($81) KDiamond (2 Players)
SB bets $1, Hero calls $1

Results: $83 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed ASpade 4Club (two pair, Jacks and Fours) and LOST (-$41 NET)
Hero showed JClub QSpade (three of a kind, Jacks) and WON $80 (+$39 NET)
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Fri, 11 Jan 2008, 6:35pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
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Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1905
WPP: 102
Location: The Loser's Lounge
I love these two lines:

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-58118827-285
Table Siegen, 11 Jan 2008 9:48 PM ET

Seat 1: Kvrinias8 ($55.95 in chips)
Seat 3: quenelle32 ($147.90 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ ADiamond,THeart ] ($114.80 in chips)
Seat 5: 3max ($101.25 in chips)
Seat 9: Dom1n ($72.10 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Kvrinias8 posts blind ($0.50), quenelle32 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $4, 3max folds, Dom1n calls $4, Kvrinias8 folds, quenelle32 folds.

Flop [board cards TClub,7Club,6Heart ]
Galapogos bets $7, Dom1n calls $7.

Turn [board cards TClub,7Club,6Heart,8Diamond ]
Galapogos checks, Dom1n checks.

River [board cards TClub,7Club,6Heart,8Diamond,QDiamond ]
Galapogos checks, Dom1n checks.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ ADiamond,THeart ]
Dom1n shows [ ASpade,AHeart ]
Dom1n wins $22.35



This one here is a true champ though!

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-58096443-888
Table Esmeraldas, 11 Jan 2008 9:50 PM ET

Seat 1: loloic69 ($83.40 in chips)
Seat 3: DocFons ($146.80 in chips)
Seat 4: renthal_ ($97.50 in chips)
Seat 5: leedsafc ($78.20 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ 9Diamond,6Club ] ($159.05 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
leedsafc posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
loloic69 folds, DocFons folds, renthal_ folds, leedsafc calls $0.50, Galapogos checks.

Flop [board cards ASpade,QClub,2Spade ]
leedsafc checks, Galapogos bets $1, leedsafc calls $1.

Turn [board cards ASpade,QClub,2Spade,QSpade ]
leedsafc checks, Galapogos checks.

River [board cards AS,QC,2S,QS,5D ]
leedsafc checks, Galapogos checks.

SHOWDOWN
leedsafc shows [ QDiamond,QHeart ]

Galapogos mucks cards [ 9Diamond,6Club ]
leedsafc wins $3.80.
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Tue, 15 Jan 2008, 10:50pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Location: Gainesville
Games are unbeatable on stars imo

PokerStars GAME #14587911959: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2008/01/15 - 21:50:14 (ET)
Table 'Rostia' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: BC Luther ($133.60 in chips)
Seat 2: supreme20 ($196 in chips)
Seat 3: kemikar ($264 in chips)
Seat 4: bighrnhntr ($204.35 in chips)
Seat 5: pooli ($681.45 in chips)
Seat 6: ryanj9352 ($208.85 in chips)
Seat 7: s33w33d ($45 in chips)
Seat 8: NRLGolf15 ($200 in chips)
Seat 9: noobelf ($37 in chips)
supreme20: posts small blind $1
kemikar: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [Kc Kd]
bighrnhntr: calls $2
pooli: folds
ryanj9352: folds
s33w33d: folds
NRLGolf15: calls $2
noobelf: folds
BC Luther: calls $2
supreme20: folds
kemikar: raises $10 to $12
bighrnhntr: calls $10
NRLGolf15: folds
BC Luther: raises $10 to $22
kemikar: raises $242 to $264 and is all-in
bighrnhntr: calls $192.35 and is all-in
BC Luther: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7h Qc]
*** TURN *** [Qs 7h Qc] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7h Qc Qd] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [Kc Kd] (a full house, Queens full of Kings)
bighrnhntr: mucks hand
kemikar collected $430.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $433.70 | Rake $3
Board [Qs 7h Qc Qd 6h]
Seat 1: BC Luther (button) folded before Flop
Seat 2: supreme20 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: kemikar (big blind) showed [Kc Kd] and won ($430.70) with a full house, Queens full of Kings
Seat 4: bighrnhntr mucked [Ac 7c]
Seat 5: pooli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ryanj9352 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: s33w33d folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: NRLGolf15 folded before Flop
Seat 9: noobelf folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars GAME #14586711489: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2008/01/15 - 20:52:08 (ET)
Table 'Marina IV' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: plours12 ($244.15 in chips)
Seat 3: kemikar ($187 in chips)
Seat 4: Riddler21M ($417.35 in chips)
Seat 5: antbug ($381.25 in chips)
Seat 6: BKELLZ 4 ($79 in chips)
Seat 7: thompsonr31 ($72 in chips)
Seat 9: jefflauzon ($189 in chips)
BKELLZ 4: posts small blind $1
thompsonr31: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [7s 7h]
jefflauzon: folds
plours12: folds
kemikar: raises $6 to $8
Riddler21M: folds
antbug: folds
BKELLZ 4: folds
thompsonr31: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [Qd Qs 7d]
thompsonr31: checks
kemikar: bets $12
thompsonr31: calls $12
*** TURN *** [Qd Qs 7d] [Th]
thompsonr31: bets $34
kemikar: raises $34 to $68
thompsonr31: calls $18 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Qd Qs 7d Th] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thompsonr31: shows [Tc 6s] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
kemikar: shows [7s 7h] (a full house, Sevens full of Queens)
kemikar collected $142 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $145 | Rake $3
Board [Qd Qs 7d Th Kh]
Seat 2: plours12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kemikar showed [7s 7h] and won ($142) with a full house, Sevens full of Queens
Seat 4: Riddler21M folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: antbug (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: BKELLZ 4 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: thompsonr31 (big blind) showed [Tc 6s] and lost with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 9: jefflauzon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Shifubowa
Post Posted: Wed, 16 Jan 2008, 4:58am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 03 Sep 2007
Posts: 134
WPP: 154

Ongame Skin, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $56.15
SB: $51.15
BB: $108.15
UTG: $259.35
Hero (CO): $100.60

UTG posts $0.50
Pre-Flop: ASpade QSpade dealt to Hero (CO)
BTN folds, SB calls $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, SB calls $3.50

Flop: ($9.50) JSpade 4Club 5Diamond (2 Players)
Hero bets $5, SB calls $5

Turn: ($19.50) TSpade (2 Players)
Hero bets $10, SB calls $10

River: ($39.50) 2Club (2 Players)
Hero bets $32, SB calls $31.65 and is All-In

Results: $102.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB mucked AHeart 7Club and LOST (-$51.15 NET)
Hero showed ASpade QSpade and WON $100.15 (+$49 NET)
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Shifubowa
Post Posted: Thu, 17 Jan 2008, 6:28pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 03 Sep 2007
Posts: 134
WPP: 154

Ongame Skin, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $138.25
SB: $206.90
BB: $103.75
UTG: $276.70
Hero (CO): $97.50

Pre-Flop: 3Heart QDiamond dealt to Hero (CO)
3 folds, BB calls $0.50, UTG raises to $2, BB bets $2, UTG bets $2, BB bets $2, UTG bets $2, BB bets $2, UTG calls $1

Flop: ($14) 7Heart JHeart 9Club (2 Players)
BB bets $96.75 and is all-in, UTG calls $96.75

Turn: ($207.50) 6Spade (2 Players)

River: ($207.50) 4Club (2 Players)

Results: $207.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed KDiamond KSpade and WON $204.50
UTG showed QSpade 9Spade and LOST $103.75
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KoRnholio
Post Posted: Tue, 29 Jan 2008, 5:20pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 03 Jul 2005
Posts: 1483
WPP: 79

This was too good to not post... "OMG I HAD TO CALL I ALREADY DEADPOSTED"

CryptoLogic 2.00/4.00 Hold'em (10 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7Heart, 7Spade.
6 folds, CO checks, 1 folds, Hero raises, CO calls.

Flop: (4.00 SB) 9Diamond, 7Club, 2Club (2 players)
Hero bets, BB folds, CO calls.

Turn: (3.00 BB) JDiamond (2 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, CO caps, Hero raises, CO calls.

River: (13.00 BB) 9Club (2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 15.00 BB.
Results in white below:
Hero has 7h 7s (A Full House, Sevens full of Nines)
CO has 8c 2d (2 pair, 9's and 2's)
Hero wins 14.75 BB.
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It's too bad he left shortly afterwards Sad Also I Heart Crypto's uncapped betting when heads up. Once in a while it makes up for the lack of fish Wink
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 17 Feb 2008, 1:33am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1905
WPP: 102
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Standard dumb guy that doesn't want to lay his hand down for whatever reason. If I had AQ though we definately would have had lift-off!

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-60787308-4533
Table Chimbote, 17 Feb 2008 2:27 AM ET

Seat 3: Galapogos [ AHeart,ADiamond ] ($96.80 in chips)
Seat 4: hagtor ($39.00 in chips)
Seat 7: lill_alex ($94.50 in chips)
Seat 8: FoldAndSayUu ($251.45 in chips)
Seat 9: cpourfilou ($109.20 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
lill_alex posts blind ($0.50), FoldAndSayUu posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
cpourfilou folds, Galapogos bets $4, hagtor calls $4, lill_alex folds, FoldAndSayUu folds.

Flop [board cards 7Diamond,6Diamond,QClub ]
Galapogos bets $7, hagtor calls $7.

Turn [board cards 7Diamond,6Diamond,QClub,7Spade ]
Galapogos bets $28, hagtor calls $28 and is all-in.

River [board cards 7Diamond,6Diamond,QClub,7Spade,KSpade ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ AHeart,ADiamond ]
hagtor shows [ KHeart,9Diamond ]
Galapogos wins $76.50.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Mon, 25 Feb 2008, 4:30am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1905
WPP: 102
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-61512067-847
Table Truckee, 24 Feb 2008 11:44 PM ET

Seat 2: neliapila8 ($114.00 in chips)
Seat 6: impaa ($23.15 in chips)
Seat 7: emerson066 ($65.85 in chips)
Seat 8: Galapogos [ KHeart,QHeart ] ($125.85 in chips)
Seat 10: macaldo19 ($102.05 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
neliapila8 posts blind ($0.50), impaa posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
emerson066 folds, Galapogos bets $4, macaldo19 calls $4, neliapila8 folds, impaa bets $11, Galapogos bets $16, macaldo19 calls $16, impaa bets $11.15 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $3.15, macaldo19 calls $3.15.

Flop [board cards 6Diamond,JSpade,KDiamond ]
Galapogos bets $20, macaldo19 bets $60, Galapogos bets $82.70 and is all-in, macaldo19 folds with $18 behind.



He claimed it was a misclick. Sure buddy, you went to click on the fold button but in the process of doing so you accidently slid the bet to $60 and hit the raise button. Happens to the best of 'em.
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Warpe
Post Posted: Fri, 29 Feb 2008, 4:53pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
OLD MAN RIVER
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Joined: 14 Sep 2005
Posts: 3551
WPP: 75
Location: Canuckistan
I love teh Party

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Party-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

BB ($50)
UTG ($38.68)
MP ($48.16)
Button ($43.50)
Hero ($49.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A.
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2, BB raises to $6.25, MP calls $6, Hero calls $49.25 (All-In), BB calls $49.50 (All-In), MP calls $48.16 (All-In).

Flop: ($160.82) 3, 6, 6 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: ($160.82) 2 (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($160.82) Q (3 players, 3 all-in)

Final Pot: $160.82

Results:
BB has Kd Kc (two pair, kings and sixes).
MP has 5s 5c (two pair, sixes and fives).
Hero has As Ah (two pair, aces and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $153.75. BB wins $7.90.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 02 Mar 2008, 1:32am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
Another hero fold.

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-61970329-534
Table Berlin, 1 Mar 2008 7:42 PM ET

Seat 2: eL.RaK ($83.55 in chips)
Seat 3: Loser0ns0n ($100.00 in chips)
Seat 6: JohnnyVienna ($167.60 in chips)
Seat 8: PokerRulit88 ($54.30 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ AHeart,4Heart ] ($100.90 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
eL.RaK posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Loser0ns0n folds, JohnnyVienna bets $3, PokerRulit88 folds, Galapogos calls $3, eL.RaK folds.

Flop [board cards 7Diamond,4Club,4Spade ]
JohnnyVienna bets $4, Galapogos bets $13, JohnnyVienna calls $9.

Turn [board cards 7Diamond,4Club,4Spade,3Heart ]
JohnnyVienna checks, Galapogos bets $25, JohnnyVienna calls $25.

River [board cards 7Diamond,4Club,4Spade,3Heart,QClub ]
JohnnyVienna bets $35, Galapogos bets $59.90 and is all-in, JohnnyVienna folds.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Mon, 03 Mar 2008, 2:52am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1905
WPP: 102
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Seriously, you have to figure at some point that I'm not bluffing.

Ongame Skin, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $123.10
SB: $61.25
Hero (BB): $127.60
UTG: $97.40
CO: $95

CO posts $0.50
Pre-Flop: 6Diamond 4Diamond dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $1, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, BTN calls $4, SB folds

Flop: ($11.50) QHeart 4Club 4Heart (2 Players)
BTN checks, Hero bets $8, BTN calls $8

Turn: ($27.50) QHeart 4Club 4Heart [ 8Club ] (2 Players)
BTN bets $15, Hero raises to $40, BTN calls $25

River: ($107.50) QHeart 4Club 4Heart 8Club [ ADiamond ] (2 Players)
BTN bets $40, Hero raises to $74.60 and is All-In, BTN calls $30.10 and is All-In

Results: $247.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed 3Heart 3Club and LOST (-$123.10 NET)
Hero showed 6Diamond 4Diamond and WON $249.20 (+$126.10 NET)
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Mon, 03 Mar 2008, 5:40pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 1905
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
"Hmmmm," he says, "lets see, I'm nitty as hell. I raised UTG so he's probably not gonna fuck with me with whatever he called with. I have position. I have TPTK on a board that's drawy as fuck. Nah, no value. Could be a tarp."

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-62124010-465
Table ganjach's HE, 3 Mar 2008 8:41 PM ET

Seat 4: _Noxie ($126.65 in chips)
Seat 5: TAmicus ($97.00 in chips)
Seat 7: xfrenchmike ($132.95 in chips)
Seat 8: _megarat_ ($106.55 in chips)
Seat 9: Galapogos [ 4Spade,4Club ] ($101.55 in chips)
Seat 10: __Seigoth__ ($136.15 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
_megarat_ posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
__Seigoth__ bets $4, _Noxie folds, TAmicus folds, xfrenchmike folds, _megarat_ folds, Galapogos calls $3.

Flop [board cards 9Club,QHeart,THeart ]
Galapogos checks, __Seigoth__ checks.

Turn [board cards 9Club,QHeart,THeart,TSpade ]
Galapogos checks, __Seigoth__ checks.

River [board cards 9Club,QHeart,THeart,TSpade,KDiamond ]
Galapogos checks, __Seigoth__ checks.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 4S,4Club ]
__Seigoth__ shows [ ASpade,QDiamond ]
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Tue, 04 Mar 2008, 12:33am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 1624
WPP: 47
Location: Gainesville
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Button ($145.25)
SB ($396)
BB ($537.20)
UTG ($559.50)
Hero ($394)
CO ($423)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q, Q.
1 fold, Hero raises to $16, 1 fold, Button calls $16, 1 fold, BB calls $12.

Flop: ($50) 6, J, 9 (3 players)
BB bets $44, Hero raises to $120, Button folds, BB raises to $521.2, Hero calls $258 (All-In).

Turn: ($806) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($806) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $806

He had 5h4s; Man would I have pissed had a heart come on the river.
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littleogre
Post Posted: Thu, 06 Mar 2008, 8:49am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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This doesn't compare with some of the above hands but i thought this was an odd way to play a set. Not once does auntd bet enough to protect against any possible str8 draws. Also i'm not sure what the point of the river min bet was. This happens a lot at 2nl. People are so terrified of looseing callers that they make tiny little bets giving their enemies odds to suck out on them.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Fri, 07 Mar 2008, 10:59pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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littleogre wrote:
This doesn't compare with some of the above hands but i thought this was an odd way to play a set. Not once does auntd bet enough to protect against any possible str8 draws. Also i'm not sure what the point of the river min bet was. This happens a lot at 2nl. People are so terrified of looseing callers that they make tiny little bets giving their enemies odds to suck out on them.


Post results.

Edit: Also, post the hand.
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Galapogos