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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 12:01am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Sep 2007
Posts: 384
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Location: On Tony Romo's nuts
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A bird in hand is better than two in the bush.
That's actually my favorite saying but I hate it because when do you ever get to say it? |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 12:34am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 04 Sep 2007
Posts: 267
WPP: 141
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| nutsinho wrote: | | anything redundant pisses me off |
ATM Machine!
PIN Number!! |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 12:52am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Jul 2005
Posts: 3248
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Location: Ohio
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| will641 wrote: | | speaking of ESPN, when they bring up some fucking stupid useless stat, and pass it off like its going to decide the game. like, new england is 13-1 when the wind is east-west blowing over 10 mph. |
yeah, I know what you mean.
Even worse, I remember a while ago (maybe a month or 2ish), they were having one of those dialogues or something talking about Tiger Woods and his complete domination at the beginning of the year. He had another tournament and then one of the majors after that. One of the questions one of the person asked is if he should *purposely* not win the first tournament so he wouldn't be due to not win the major. obviously I don't remember all the specifics, but I'm quite sure it went something like that.
The problem with all the ESPN shows (sportscenter most notably) is that they are all marketed towards kids and the very, very casual sports fan. they get way too worked up in the celebrity sports drama and sob/feel good stories, and their highlights and analysis leave a *lot* to be desired. |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 12:58am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Posts: 2956
WPP: 109
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| Workin' hard or hardly workin'? |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 2:39am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 13 Oct 2005
Posts: 1879
WPP: 75
Location: Soon to be TDot
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"people suck out on me all the time"
"don't forget to get your pets spayed or neutered"
"before that last hand began i said that it was going to be my last but then this donkey sucks out on me for my stack" |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 8:38am Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 7815
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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| Hawkfan79 wrote: | | nutsinho wrote: | | anything redundant pisses me off |
ATM Machine!
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Redundancy saves lives! |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 11:38am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 13 Aug 2007
Posts: 1383
WPP: 117
Location: value towning myself
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"can i go to the bathroom teacher?" ; "i dont know can you?"
"if you had done your homework you would know the answer"
"go to the principals office" |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 3:34pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 04 Sep 2007
Posts: 267
WPP: 141
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | | Hawkfan79 wrote: | | nutsinho wrote: | | anything redundant pisses me off |
ATM Machine!
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Redundancy saves lives! |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 3:52pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 17 Oct 2006
Posts: 1899
WPP: 66
Location: Richmond, VA
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| will641 wrote: | "can i go to the bathroom teacher?" ; "i dont know can you?"
"if you had done your homework you would know the answer"
"go to the principals office" |
This reminds me:
"what are you doing?" - teacher
"nothing" - me
"exactly" - teacher |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 3:54pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 30 Mar 2007
Posts: 915
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Location: Green Bay
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| another one for the retarded sportscasters... Bill Walton something along the lines of "Yeah, When you outscore your opponent in each quarter you usually win the game." |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 4:36pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 04 Jul 2006
Posts: 154
WPP: 86
Location: virginia
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| Warpe wrote: | | "that's poker" |
insta-tilts me.
also something needs to be said about wufwugy's pwnage of this thread. nicely done.
pwn/pwned/pwnage - all combinations of those are kinda lame i guess...but i still use them liberally |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 5:01pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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| Hawkfan79 wrote: | | a500lbgorilla wrote: | | Hawkfan79 wrote: | | nutsinho wrote: | | anything redundant pisses me off |
ATM Machine!
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Redundancy saves lives! |
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NASA computers have a 200% redundancy. Meaning that for every calculation 3 computers process them separately, then "vote" on the best answer. Don't knock redundancy. |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 5:18pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 04 Jul 2006
Posts: 154
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Location: virginia
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| da fuck are you talking about rilla? why don't you marry computers if you love em so much |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 6:49pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 04 Sep 2007
Posts: 267
WPP: 141
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | | NASA computers have a 200% redundancy. Meaning that for every calculation 3 computers process them separately, then "vote" on the best answer. Don't knock redundancy. |
I'm a geek. I understand redundancy. These examples were not even close to the same thing though.
Something else I hate is e-anything or i-anything. |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 6:53pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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| personally, i think the sign "Homos are gay" is hilarious and I would be proud to carry it around. |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 6:55pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 04 Sep 2007
Posts: 267
WPP: 141
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | | personally, i think the sign "Homos are gay" is hilarious and I would be proud to carry it around. |
I'm with you there! |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 8:06pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 574
WPP: 723
Location: Chi-town
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| Hawkfan79 wrote: | | a500lbgorilla wrote: | | personally, i think the sign "Homos are gay" is hilarious and I would be proud to carry it around. |
I'm with you there! |
as am I. I always wonder if thats really a gay mole. If I were gay Id make a sign like that and go to anti-gay marriage protests (hows that for redundancy?). |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 8:11pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 13 Aug 2007
Posts: 1383
WPP: 117
Location: value towning myself
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| boost wrote: | | Hawkfan79 wrote: | | a500lbgorilla wrote: | | personally, i think the sign "Homos are gay" is hilarious and I would be proud to carry it around. |
I'm with you there! |
as am I. I always wonder if thats really a gay mole. If I were gay Id make a sign like that and go to anti-gay marriage protests (hows that for redundancy?). |
lol i think something like that was done in a south park episode. |
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Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 8:30pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 30 May 2006
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also something needs to be said about wufwugy's pwnage of this thread. nicely done. |
i just gave it my all and then some |
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Posted: Mon, 05 May 2008, 10:50am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Jul 2005
Posts: 3248
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Location: Ohio
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I need to emphasize this again. |
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Posted: Mon, 05 May 2008, 11:36am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 30 May 2006
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| Lukie wrote: |
Jea sukka, I needs ta emphasizzle dis agin, na'mean. |
seriously tho, its not that ebonics suck, its that most people who use ebonics suck. they're just not the type of people who give it 110%. |
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Posted: Mon, 05 May 2008, 2:18pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 574
WPP: 723
Location: Chi-town
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| wufwugy wrote: | | Lukie wrote: |
Jea sukka, I needs ta emphasizzle dis agin, na'mean. |
seriously tho, its not that ebonics suck, its that most people who use ebonics suck. they're just not the type of people who give it 110%. |
thinly veiled racism imo |
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Posted: Mon, 05 May 2008, 2:41pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 11 May 2005
Posts: 151
WPP: 141
Location: ATX
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| "If it's yellow let it mellow; if it's brown flush it down" |
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Posted: Mon, 05 May 2008, 2:49pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 13 Aug 2007
Posts: 1383
WPP: 117
Location: value towning myself
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| Lukie wrote: |
I need to emphasize this again. |
never move to oakland. |
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Posted: Mon, 05 May 2008, 3:04pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 28 Nov 2006
Posts: 207
WPP: 106
Location: Minnesota, USA
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