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Posted: Sat, 29 Mar 2008, 1:52am Post subject:
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One Pair
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 608
WPP: 107
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Posted: Sat, 29 Mar 2008, 1:59am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Jul 2005
Posts: 3248
WPP: 165
Location: Ohio
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gp u so crazy
i remember a year ago i was playing 10/20 and 25/50 and you were playing 2/4, now it's like the exact opposite  |
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Posted: Sat, 29 Mar 2008, 2:13am Post subject:
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EAT BUGS
Joined: 07 Dec 2004
Posts: 7810
WPP: 51
Location: trying to live
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| lukie always one to talk about how he used to do things |
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Posted: Sat, 29 Mar 2008, 3:06am Post subject:
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EAT BUGS
Joined: 07 Dec 2004
Posts: 7810
WPP: 51
Location: trying to live
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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
Button ($1072.50)
SB ($2055)
Hero ($24884.05)
UTG ($2145)
MP ($2030)
CO ($1185)
Preflop: Hero is BB with 2 , 2 .
3 folds, Button raises to $60, 1 fold, Hero raises to $210, Button calls $150.
Flop: ($430) 5 , 9, A (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $220, Hero calls $220.
Turn: ($870) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.
River: ($870) K (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $480, Hero calls $480.
Final Pot: $1830
Hero has 2c 2d (one pair, twos).
Button has Jh 8s (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins $1830. |
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Posted: Sat, 29 Mar 2008, 3:12am Post subject:
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One Pair
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 608
WPP: 107
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| gabe wrote: |
PokerStars GAME #16306607908: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:46:14 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($15323 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($5526.50 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [5h Jh]
TorontoToro: raises $40 to $60
gp333: raises $180 to $240
TorontoToro: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [8c Jd Ad]
gp333: bets $360
TorontoToro: calls $360
*** TURN *** [8c Jd Ad] [3s]
gp333: bets $750
TorontoToro: calls $750
*** RIVER *** [8c Jd Ad 3s] [5s]
gp333: bets $4176.50 and is all-in
TorontoToro: calls $4176.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [5h Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
TorontoToro: mucks hand
gp333 collected $11052 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11053 | Rake $1
Board [8c Jd Ad 3s 5s]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) mucked [8d 5d]
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) showed [5h Jh] and won ($11052) with two pair, Jacks and Fives
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OMG just two minutes after you called his river shove with fives, he calles your shove with fives. This is just beautiful.
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PokerStars GAME #16306388364: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:17:36 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($14625 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($6084.50 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [8s 7h]
TorontoToro: raises $40 to $60
gp333: raises $180 to $240
TorontoToro: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [6c 4s Jh]
gp333: bets $360
TorontoToro: calls $360
*** TURN *** [6c 4s Jh] [5c]
gp333: bets $1000
TorontoToro: calls $1000
*** RIVER *** [6c 4s Jh 5c] [Kh]
gp333: bets $2800
TorontoToro: calls $2800
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [8s 7h] (a straight, Four to Eight)
TorontoToro: mucks hand
gp333 collected $8799 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8800 | Rake $1
Board [6c 4s Jh 5c Kh]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) mucked [5s 8d]
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) showed [8s 7h] and won ($8799) with a straight, Four to Eight
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WHAT, two fives AGAIN? Ok this hand was played first. So he made two sick calls with fives and lost both times. SUICIDE WATCH PLZ!!!
Epic is an understatement... |
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Posted: Sat, 29 Mar 2008, 3:28am Post subject:
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Straight Flush
Joined: 05 Jul 2006
Posts: 4927
WPP: 81
Location: Pwnsylvania
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| first one was 8s and 5s p4's, still sickkkkooooooooooooooooo gp |
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Posted: Sat, 29 Mar 2008, 3:30am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 06 Feb 2007
Posts: 2442
WPP: 66
Location: Spewing
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| watching now so so sick. you pswixer you |
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Posted: Sat, 29 Mar 2008, 4:09am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 16 Feb 2007
Posts: 979
WPP: 64
Location: bluffing scare cards
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wtf how do you get 1400bb deep playing 10/20 full ring?
LOL you sick man... |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 7:48pm Post subject:
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i rarely, if ever, get pms
Joined: 28 Apr 2005
Posts: 4146
WPP: 183
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I just got a new tv.
As a Bonus I even figured out how to program my remote so I only have to use one remote for my tv, cable, dvd, and vcr (yes I still have one).
I think I might even play poker again tonight. |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 8:21pm Post subject:
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But who will mod the mods?!
Joined: 04 Dec 2003
Posts: 5063
WPP: 108
Location: Redondo Beach, CA
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| chardrian wrote: | | As a Bonus I even figured out how to program my remote so I only have to use one remote for my tv, cable, dvd, and vcr (yes I still have one). |
Que genial! Yep.. I got a Logitech Harmony 880 remote for all my gear. Can't live without it now.
You're assimilating yourself nicely to the 21st century, I see. |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 8:22pm Post subject:
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But who will mod the mods?!
Joined: 04 Dec 2003
Posts: 5063
WPP: 108
Location: Redondo Beach, CA
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| I don't buy DVDs anymore. I've gone Blu-ray! |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 8:39pm Post subject:
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Strike 3
Joined: 07 Jul 2004
Posts: 3289
WPP: 119
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So I went to the store on Friday to pick up my PS3 (omg at last). As I was driving round the car park some dickwad in a BMW (they're always in flaming BMWs) pulls out of a space right in front of me without even fucking looking. So I slammed brakes and just missed him.... had to react so quickly that I didn't have time to get to clutch and stalled in the process. Thank christ I was concentrating 100% on driving or I would've broke a BMW.
Turns out he was just straightening up (wtf?) and he reverses back into same space, I give him my best 'what the fuck' gesture as a drive past him and obv he gives me that magic middle finger and mouths 'fuck off you wanker'. Some people are a delight 
I didn't park that far away from him and he is still in his car when I get out (with a 6 year old ish kid in passenger seat might I add... setting a wonderful example too). As I walk past his car I just stare at him and he's still giving it large with all 4 letter words and obsene gestures. So I get rly pissed off and stop right there, get out my phone and pretend to take his licence plate down, then I pretend to make a phone call to someone (I'll let him decide who he thought it was), standing right in front of his car staring at him. Then I walk off into store.
Walk out 15 mins later with PS3... and he is still in his car?! I stare at him again as I walk past and this time he stares back but does not do/say anything... winner at being boc buying PS3 methinks
So I put PS3 in my car and then go over to his car and get him to wind down window, so he does. Then I say 'its an honest mistake to pull out in front of me, but its a public order offence to use rude language and gestures in the presence of a minor' (I point to his kid). "I have explained the situation to the authorities and have given them details of your car. You can expect to be contacted soon about this". He is silent, I walk off and go home.
I'm a complete nit, but its such a nice feeling to get one over on a cocky BMW driver (no offence to any sane BMW drivers out there).
This story sucked. |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 9:45pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 04 Jul 2006
Posts: 154
WPP: 86
Location: virginia
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| i actually enjoyed your story |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 9:56pm Post subject:
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Crazy Canadian Courtiebwnage
Joined: 29 May 2005
Posts: 2429
WPP: 98
Location: xianti made me do it
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i  you dwarfy |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 10:08pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 04 Jul 2006
Posts: 154
WPP: 86
Location: virginia
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 10:17pm Post subject:
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Not a thinking person
Joined: 14 Oct 2004
Posts: 2375
WPP: 132
Location: Nacogdoches
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| im listening to the slim shady LP and thinking of b-rabbit |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 11:44pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 319
WPP: 103
Location: The future
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| If he had left his car, you coulda trashed that shit and be like big jyms. |
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Posted: Tue, 01 Apr 2008, 11:00am Post subject:
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High Card
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 10
WPP: 617
Location: The big D
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what's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?
with the bmw driver, the pricks are on the inside
LOL |
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Posted: Tue, 01 Apr 2008, 1:03pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1905
WPP: 102
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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| dwarfman wrote: | | "I have explained the situation to the authorities and have given them details of your car. You can expect to be contacted soon about this". He is silent, I walk off and go home. |
If it was against the law to be a shitty driver I would be so happy as about 90% of the drivers would be cleared off the road where I live. NEver in any other place have I seen such bad drivers. They always pull out without looking from parking spaces like that. I just don't stop anymore. They're the ones in the wrong so you can just smash them and not care because you're getting a new paint job.
And no one in this town can make a left turn that's not protected. I swear to god it's the most insanely infuriating thing because if you're at a stop sign or a regular green behind someone that needs to make a left you're gonna be there a while. Half of them don't even pull out into the intersection so they can slip through during the light change. It seriously blows my mind, if there's a car anywhere in sight, they will not attempt it. I make a game of counting how many times they could have gone but that just pisses me off even more because I end up shouting, "YOU COULD HAVE GONE 10 FUCKING TIMES NOW!!!"
Yet if there's no turn involved, these people run red lights like it's their job. So bizarre. |
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Posted: Tue, 01 Apr 2008, 1:49pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 574
WPP: 724
Location: Chi-town
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| why the hate for bmw owners? Jealousy IMO. |
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Posted: Tue, 01 Apr 2008, 1:52pm Post subject:
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High Card
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 10
WPP: 617
Location: The big D
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| just a joke that was fitting tbh. i don't hate bmw drivers. |
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Posted: Tue, 01 Apr 2008, 3:27pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 01 Oct 2006
Posts: 756
WPP: 115
Location: Santa Cruz
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| totally living! Wolves thrashed the village and ate well! |
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Posted: Thu, 03 Apr 2008, 3:22am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 574
WPP: 724
Location: Chi-town
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tom, hah Im just messin around, most luxury car owners are pricks imo.
annnnnyways, my most epic day of poker ever, just finished it up.
5,025 hands. Was down a bit over 3bi after first session. I was 4 tabling hu at one point because 3 tables were 20bb fish. Was 3 tabling later and built a monster stack on one table while I couldnt get much going on ot | |
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