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Posted: Thu, 27 Mar 2008, 10:47am Post subject: |
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But who will mod the mods?!

Joined: 04 Dec 2003
Posts: 5086 WPP: 107
Location: Redondo Beach, CA
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Posted: Thu, 27 Mar 2008, 5:26pm Post subject: |
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Full House

Joined: 07 Jun 2004
Posts: 1412 WPP: 70
Location: Milford,Ct.
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| Galapogos wrote: | | FyrFytr998 wrote: | | All I can say is thank you Court for that avatar. There is no thing greater in life than well.......you know. |
I wonder if she's creeped out that a few rounds have likely been fired out because of it? |
No rounds fired off here, but I definitely stopped and admired the view for a good few minutes. Then I thought back to old Opie and Anthony where they would guess how a chick was groomed down there by sound, lol. I look at Courtie's avatar and figure it looks like a landing strip, lol. |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Mar 2008, 5:45pm Post subject: |
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EAT BUGS

Joined: 07 Dec 2004
Posts: 7808 WPP: 51
Location: trying to live
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so i always play like a maniac (obv!) but today i decided to mostly 14 table and play like a nit.
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Posted: Thu, 27 Mar 2008, 6:00pm Post subject: |
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Strike 1

Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 3161 WPP: 106
Location: Taking the second pitch...
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I went to a free training today with a cool guy from work. We ate lunch in the hotel restaurant (no free food ). Realized we'd get our meal comped so decided to order steak.
The waitress came by and said everythings available except the entrees and we got sad. She asked us what we wanted and we said steak. "Oh, that's no prob we just don't have steamed vegitables." Like I care.
So we order medium rare (me) and medium well. We get rare and medium rare so we ask her to throw them back on the grill for a bit. She brings out brand new steaks (and a brand new side of mushrooms). Then she takes 50% off our bill because she felt bad. So I left a 100% tip. |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Mar 2008, 6:07pm Post subject: |
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Flush

Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 574 WPP: 723
Location: Chi-town
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| 100% tip of your penis amirite? |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Mar 2008, 6:54pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1897 WPP: 101
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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| gabe wrote: | so i always play like a maniac (obv!) but today i decided to mostly 14 table and play like a nit.
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It's awesome how if my stats for the day are 28/23/3.89 I think I'm such a hardcore lag. Or maybe I got levelled... whatever. |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Mar 2008, 6:57pm Post subject: |
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Flush

Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 574 WPP: 723
Location: Chi-town
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| a lil less than a third of those hands are HU, the big chunk of 6max he played 19/15. Thats pretty fucking nitty. |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Mar 2008, 6:59pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1897 WPP: 101
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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| Galapogos wrote: | | I am not a brilliant man. | |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Mar 2008, 8:43pm Post subject: |
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Almost as bad as that idiot heybude

Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Posts: 2730 WPP: 72
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Posted: Thu, 27 Mar 2008, 8:56pm Post subject: |
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Strike 1

Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 3161 WPP: 106
Location: Taking the second pitch...
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omg her accent makes her 5x hotter |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Mar 2008, 9:12pm Post subject: |
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Full House

Joined: 30 Mar 2007
Posts: 915 WPP: 41
Location: Green Bay
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| Galapogos wrote: | | gabe wrote: | so i always play like a maniac (obv!) but today i decided to mostly 14 table and play like a nit.
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It's awesome how if my stats for the day are 28/23/3.89 I think I'm such a hardcore lag. Or maybe I got levelled... whatever. |
some was hu... but even still for 14 tabling thats pretty loose. |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Mar 2008, 9:48pm Post subject: |
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Flush

Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 574 WPP: 723
Location: Chi-town
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played 1000 hand hu sess earlier, was crushing for most of it. Was up ~7bi+ at the peak, then ran like urin soaked shoe leather tastes. Ended up only 2bi. Not bad, but def not as cool as 7+. Was gonna put in another 500-1000 hands. Sat and stacked some guy within 40 hands on one table while a donk slowly gave me his 60bb on another. New guy takes donk1's seat. I have a few hadns on him and his stats are kinda nitty, hes playing back too much though, calling every 3bet and 3betting light. I just clench my asshole (tighten up) and look for a good spot vs him. I stacked him twice. My gf got on skype and I just made 300$ in 200 hands, so I figured Id quit for the day and talk to her.
poker seems so easy when youre totally livin... |
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Posted: Fri, 28 Mar 2008, 2:57pm Post subject: |
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EAT BUGS

Joined: 07 Dec 2004
Posts: 7808 WPP: 51
Location: trying to live
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PokerStars Game #16306669839: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:54:04 (ET)
Table 'Italia II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 3: TorontoToro ($8121 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($12788.50 in chips)
TorontoToro: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [5s 5d]
TorontoToro: raises $40 to $60
gp333 said, "u a canadian mexican"
gp333 said, "i got my chat back yay"
gp333: raises $180 to $240
TorontoToro: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [Kd Ks 8s]
acidca has returned
gp333 said, "it just worked all of a sudden"
gp333: bets $360
acidca said, "can i sit here"
TorontoToro: raises $360 to $720
acidca said, "and play"
gp333: calls $360
*** TURN *** [Kd Ks 8s] [9h]
gp333: checks
acidca said, "with you guys"
TorontoToro: bets $1520
acidca said, "i want to play"
gp333: calls $1520
*** RIVER *** [Kd Ks 8s 9h] [Js]
gp333: checks
acidca said, "this game they call poker"
TorontoToro: bets $5641 and is all-in
gp333: calls $5641
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TorontoToro: shows [Ts 6d] (a pair of Kings)
gp333: shows [5s 5d] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
gp333 collected $16241 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16242 | Rake $1
Board [Kd Ks 8s 9h Js]
Seat 3: TorontoToro (button) (small blind) showed [Ts 6d] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) showed [5s 5d] and won ($16241) with two pair, Kings and Fives
sickest pot ive ever won in terms of bbs and sickness calling |
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Posted: Fri, 28 Mar 2008, 3:14pm Post subject: |
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Not a thinking person

Joined: 14 Oct 2004
Posts: 2386 WPP: 130
Location: Nacogdoches
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Posted: Fri, 28 Mar 2008, 3:17pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 16 Jan 2007
Posts: 1902 WPP: 98
Location: MOAR BETTAR
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Posted: Fri, 28 Mar 2008, 3:31pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 02 May 2006
Posts: 3605 WPP: 61
Location: TAGfishery
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Posted: Fri, 28 Mar 2008, 5:20pm Post subject: |
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Flush

Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 530 WPP: 102
Location: trying to outdraw the nuts
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G
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goood luckj!!!!! |
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Posted: Fri, 28 Mar 2008, 6:21pm Post subject: |
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One Pair

Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 591 WPP: 108
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| gp333 wrote: | PokerStars knows im drunk so i only get 3 hour ban
Hello gp333 -
We are writing to inform you that we have suspended your chat priv-
ilege for 3 hours as a result of your chat on 2008/03/28. |
| gabe wrote: | Game #16306669839: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2008/03/28 - 05:54:04 (ET)
gp333 said, "u a canadian mexican"
gp333 said, "i got my chat back yay"
gp333 said, "it just worked all of a sudden"
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) showed [5s 5d] and won ($16241) with two pair, Kings and Fives
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Posted: Fri, 28 Mar 2008, 8:29pm Post subject: |
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Flush

Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 530 WPP: 102
Location: trying to outdraw the nuts
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*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16242 | Rake $1
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damn! i'm getting killed by rake |
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Posted: Fri, 28 Mar 2008, 9:18pm Post subject: |
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EAT BUGS

Joined: 07 Dec 2004
Posts: 7808 WPP: 51
Location: trying to live
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| yea 3 hours later i was cleaned up enough to have epic headsup battle |
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Posted: Fri, 28 Mar 2008, 9:24pm Post subject: |
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Straight Flush

Joined: 04 Jul 2006
Posts: 4864 WPP: 82
Location: Pwnsylvania
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| how much were you in for there, if you don't mind telling. |
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Posted: Fri, 28 Mar 2008, 9:46pm Post subject: |
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EAT BUGS

Joined: 07 Dec 2004
Posts: 7808 WPP: 51
Location: trying to live
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| he had a ~10k stack, i won it all from him, then he ran 2k up to like 19k on a bunch of coolers, then i won it allllll back + 2k more. ended up 24k on th | | |