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shysti
Post Posted: Fri, 28 Sep 2007, 5:34am    Post subject: I run so FOCKIN well I swear my head's gonna explode!!! Reply with quote
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WEEE! How do some of you fockers run so well??

PokerStars Game #12315361503: Tournament #62501152, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/09/28 - 08:11:26 (ET)
Table '62501152 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: jallens731 (1530 in chips)
Seat 2: thanh81 (1410 in chips)
Seat 3: tomtom46 (1320 in chips)
Seat 4: E.M.U.1.5.7 (1740 in chips)
Seat 5: MSL777 (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: patxer (1500 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: Marilyn87920 (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: pix66 (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: shysti (1500 in chips)
E.M.U.1.5.7: posts small blind 10
MSL777: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [Kh Ks]
patxer: folds
Marilyn87920: folds
pix66: folds
shysti: raises 60 to 80
jallens731: folds
thanh81: folds
tomtom46: folds
E.M.U.1.5.7: raises 60 to 140
MSL777: folds
shysti: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [Ah 3h Jh]
E.M.U.1.5.7: bets 140
shysti: raises 240 to 380
E.M.U.1.5.7: calls 240
*** TURN *** [Ah 3h Jh] [Ts]
E.M.U.1.5.7: bets 220
shysti: calls 220
*** RIVER *** [Ah 3h Jh Ts] [Qd]
E.M.U.1.5.7: bets 1000 and is all-in
shysti: calls 760 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
E.M.U.1.5.7: shows [Jc Kc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
shysti: shows [Kh Ks] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
E.M.U.1.5.7 collected 1510 from pot
shysti collected 1510 from pot
shysti said, "sigh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3020 | Rake 0
Board [Ah 3h Jh Ts Qd]
Seat 1: jallens731 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: thanh81 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: tomtom46 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: E.M.U.1.5.7 (small blind) showed [Jc Kc] and won (1510) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 5: MSL777 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: patxer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Marilyn87920 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: pix66 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: shysti showed [Kh Ks] and won (1510) with a straight, Ten to Ace

PokerStars Game #12315480176: Tournament #62501152, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/28 - 08:25:11 (ET)
Table '62501152 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: jallens731 (1555 in chips)
Seat 2: thanh81 (1380 in chips)
Seat 3: tomtom46 (1205 in chips)
Seat 4: E.M.U.1.5.7 (2360 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: MSL777 (1555 in chips)
Seat 6: patxer (1425 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: Marilyn87920 (1475 in chips)
Seat 8: pix66 (1250 in chips)
Seat 9: shysti (1295 in chips)
shysti: posts small blind 15
jallens731: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [7d 6d]
thanh81: folds
tomtom46: raises 30 to 60
E.M.U.1.5.7: folds
MSL777: folds
patxer: folds
Marilyn87920: folds
pix66: folds
shysti: calls 45
jallens731: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [Kc 6s 7s]
shysti: checks
E.M.U.1.5.7 has returned
jallens731: bets 180
tomtom46: calls 180
shysti: raises 270 to 450
jallens731: calls 270
tomtom46: folds
*** TURN *** [Kc 6s 7s] [3d]
shysti: bets 785 and is all-in
jallens731: calls 785
*** RIVER *** [Kc 6s 7s 3d] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shysti: shows [7d 6d] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
jallens731: shows [Qh Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
shysti said, "sigh"
jallens731 collected 2830 from pot
jallens731 said, "herr ist ein dumkopf!"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2830 | Rake 0
Board [Kc 6s 7s 3d Ks]
Seat 1: jallens731 (big blind) showed [Qh Kh] and won (2830) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: thanh81 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: tomtom46 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: E.M.U.1.5.7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: MSL777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: patxer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Marilyn87920 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: pix66 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: shysti (small blind) showed [7d 6d] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens


PokerStars Game #12315501432: Tournament #62501072, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/09/28 - 08:27:36 (ET)
Table '62501072 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Iwac (1315 in chips)
Seat 2: LukasDausOb (2635 in chips)
Seat 3: CTZ60 (1470 in chips)
Seat 4: shysti (1885 in chips)
Seat 6: Vorstnudl (2000 in chips)
Seat 7: lilearl78 (1355 in chips)
Seat 8: Lauterer (1355 in chips)
Seat 9: Lampid (1485 in chips)
LukasDausOb: posts small blind 25
CTZ60: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [Kc Ac]
shysti: raises 100 to 150
Vorstnudl: folds
lilearl78: folds
Lauterer: folds
Lampid: folds
Iwac: calls 150
LukasDausOb: folds
CTZ60: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd Td Qh]
shysti: checks
Iwac: bets 150
shysti: raises 235 to 385
Iwac: raises 780 to 1165 and is all-in
shysti: calls 780
*** TURN *** [Jd Td Qh] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Td Qh Qs] [7h]
shysti said, "hahaha"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shysti: shows [Kc Ac] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Iwac: shows [Qc Js] (a full house, Queens full of Jacks)
shysti said, "i love it"
Iwac collected 2705 from pot
shysti said, "just happened to me at my other table"
shysti said, "ffs"
Iwac said, "sry m8"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2705 | Rake 0
Board [Jd Td Qh Qs 7h]
Seat 1: Iwac (button) showed [Qc Js] and won (2705) with a full house, Queens full of Jacks
Seat 2: LukasDausOb (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: CTZ60 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: shysti showed [Kc Ac] and lost with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 6: Vorstnudl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: lilearl78 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Lauterer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Lampid folded before Flop (didn't bet)

And this was a coin flip but I never win them so I already said GG, sad when you already know you can't win races:

PokerStars Game #12315510828: Tournament #62501072, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/09/28 - 08:28:39 (ET)
Table '62501072 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Iwac (2705 in chips)
Seat 2: LukasDausOb (2610 in chips)
Seat 3: CTZ60 (1420 in chips)
Seat 4: shysti (570 in chips)
Seat 6: Vorstnudl (2000 in chips)
Seat 7: lilearl78 (1355 in chips)
Seat 8: Lauterer (1355 in chips)
Seat 9: Lampid (1485 in chips)
CTZ60: posts small blind 25
shysti: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [Jc Jd]
Vorstnudl: raises 150 to 200
lilearl78: folds
Lauterer: folds
Lampid: folds
Iwac: folds
LukasDausOb: folds
CTZ60: folds
shysti: raises 370 to 570 and is all-in
Vorstnudl: calls 370
*** FLOP *** [3h As 9d]
shysti said, "gg"
Iwac said, "gg"
*** TURN *** [3h As 9d] [Kc]
shysti said, "i run so well"
*** RIVER *** [3h As 9d Kc] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shysti: shows [Jc Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
Vorstnudl: shows [Qh Ad] (a pair of Aces)
shysti said, "nice life"
Vorstnudl collected 1165 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1165 | Rake 0
Board [3h As 9d Kc 6d]
Seat 1: Iwac folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: LukasDausOb (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: CTZ60 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: shysti (big blind) showed [Jc Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: Vorstnudl showed [Qh Ad] and won (1165) with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: lilearl78 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Lauterer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Lampid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Pelion
Post Posted: Fri, 28 Sep 2007, 6:12am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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hand 1 is played soooo badly

If you realllly want to slowplay preflop then let it go when all you have is an underpair.
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Post Posted: Fri, 28 Sep 2007, 8:40am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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He's got the nut flush draw to go with it on the flop, so 12 outs if they are clean......

River is prolly bad but so is folding at that point....
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Post Posted: Fri, 28 Sep 2007, 3:54pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Pelion wrote:
hand 1 is played soooo badly.


BOOM
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Post Posted: Fri, 28 Sep 2007, 6:15pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Post Posted: Fri, 28 Sep 2007, 8:52pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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how do you not rr pf?
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Post Posted: Fri, 28 Sep 2007, 10:18pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Don't be tricky at these stakes.
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Post Posted: Sun, 30 Sep 2007, 9:07am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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givememyleg wrote:
how do you not rr pf?


I have zero reads this is pretty early, I can't be sure he's not rr me with aces in the hole.
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Post Posted: Sun, 30 Sep 2007, 9:07am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Woot!

PokerStars Game #12356527086: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/09/30 - 12:01:53 (ET)
Table 'Thyestes IV' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: Zockimaczock ($232.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Tru_Dat ($199 in chips)
Seat 4: superhero ($111.50 in chips)
Seat 5: shysti ($40 in chips)
Seat 6: plokio ($91.30 in chips)
Seat 7: ColdKiller18 ($229.15 in chips)
Seat 8: zayadi ($200.10 in chips)
Seat 9: I_like_me22 ($200 in chips)
ColdKiller18: posts small blind $1
zayadi: posts big blind $2
shysti: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [8d Ad]
I_like_me22: folds
Zockimaczock: folds
Tru_Dat: raises $8 to $10
superhero: folds
shysti: calls $8
plokio: folds
ColdKiller18: folds
zayadi: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd 9c 5d]
Tru_Dat: bets $30
shysti: calls $30 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Jd 9c 5d] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 9c 5d 7s] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tru_Dat: shows [8h 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
shysti: shows [8d Ad] (a pair of Sevens)
Tru_Dat collected $80 from pot
shysti said, "lol"
shysti said, "nice runner runner"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $83 | Rake $3
Board [Jd 9c 5d 7s 7c]
Seat 2: Zockimaczock folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Tru_Dat showed [8h 7h] and won ($80) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 4: superhero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: shysti showed [8d Ad] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 6: plokio (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ColdKiller18 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: zayadi (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: I_like_me22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Post Posted: Sun, 30 Sep 2007, 2:10pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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shysti wrote:
givememyleg wrote:
how do you not rr pf?


I have zero reads this is pretty early, I can't be sure he's not rr me with aces in the hole.


To quote Sykedupp,

double you tee eff?!?!?!?!?
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Post Posted: Sun, 30 Sep 2007, 2:13pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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shysti wrote:
Woot!

PokerStars Game #12356527086: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/09/30 - 12:01:53 (ET)
Table 'Thyestes IV' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: Zockimaczock ($232.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Tru_Dat ($199 in chips)
Seat 4: superhero ($111.50 in chips)
Seat 5: shysti ($40 in chips)
Seat 6: plokio ($91.30 in chips)
Seat 7: ColdKiller18 ($229.15 in chips)
Seat 8: zayadi ($200.10 in chips)
Seat 9: I_like_me22 ($200 in chips)
ColdKiller18: posts small blind $1
zayadi: posts big blind $2
shysti: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [8d Ad]
I_like_me22: folds
Zockimaczock: folds
Tru_Dat: raises $8 to $10
superhero: folds
shysti: calls $8
plokio: folds
ColdKiller18: folds
zayadi: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd 9c 5d]
Tru_Dat: bets $30
shysti: calls $30 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Jd 9c 5d] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 9c 5d 7s] [7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tru_Dat: shows [8h 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
shysti: shows [8d Ad] (a pair of Sevens)
Tru_Dat collected $80 from pot
shysti said, "lol"
shysti said, "nice runner runner"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $83 | Rake $3
Board [Jd 9c 5d 7s 7c]
Seat 2: Zockimaczock folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Tru_Dat showed [8h 7h] and won ($80) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 4: superhero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: shysti showed [8d Ad] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 6: plokio (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ColdKiller18 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: zayadi (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: I_like_me22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Shysti, all jokes aside, this hand is played very badly.

When playing a shortstack you absolutely cannot be chasing draws! Literally, you can't afford it. On the other hand, if big stack feels like gambling (and correctly putting you on missed broadways) and chase his gutshot, its an easy bet to push you out here. It cannot cost him more than what already been put on the table (you have $0 behind)
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Post Posted: Wed, 03 Oct 2007, 4:34pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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This one just hurts:

PokerStars Game #12421251395: Tournament #63027276, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/10/03 - 19:28:43 (ET)
Table '63027276 15' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Piwi0815 (3945 in chips)
Seat 2: 9amaranto9 (15662 in chips)
Seat 3: Broward954 (3385 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: craike (7750 in chips)
Seat 5: shysti (9067 in chips)
Seat 6: docattack (16561 in chips)
Seat 7: halilensandy (4958 in chips)
Seat 9: vasko91 (9599 in chips)
Piwi0815: posts the ante 50
9amaranto9: posts the ante 50
Broward954: posts the ante 50
craike: posts the ante 50
shysti: posts the ante 50
docattack: posts the ante 50
halilensandy: posts the ante 50
vasko91: posts the ante 50
craike: posts small blind 300
shysti: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shysti [Qd Ac]
docattack: folds
halilensandy: folds
vasko91: folds
Piwi0815: raises 3295 to 3895 and is all-in
9amaranto9: calls 3895
Broward954: folds
craike: folds
shysti: calls 3295
*** FLOP *** [2c 3c Ad]
shysti: bets 5122 and is all-in
9amaranto9: calls 5122
*** TURN *** [2c 3c Ad] [5s]
shysti said, "jesus"
*** RIVER *** [2c 3c Ad 5s] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
shysti: shows [Qd Ac] (a pair of Aces)
9amaranto9: shows [As Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
9amaranto9 collected 10244 from side pot
Piwi0815: shows [Qs Kc] (high card Ace)
9amaranto9 collected 12385 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 22629 Main pot 12385. Side pot 10244. | Rake 0
Board [2c 3c Ad 5s Js]
Seat 1: Piwi0815 showed [Qs Kc] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: 9amaranto9 showed [As Ah] and won (22629) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: Broward954 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: craike (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: shysti (big blind) showed [Qd Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: docattack folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: halilensandy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: vasko91 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


24 left out of the 180 and the big stack had been playin donkish before this.
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Post Posted: Wed, 03 Oct 2007, 5:28pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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All in... call... Muck AQ= standard.
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Seriously shysti, it's spelt a-s-p-l-o-d-e.

Er.... play more hands...better?
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Post Posted: Wed, 03 Oct 2007, 9:39pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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shysti wrote:
givememyleg wrote:
how do you not rr pf?


I have zero reads this is pretty early, I can't be sure he's not rr me with aces in the hole.

i think im being leveled
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