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Posted: Mon, 16 Jul 2007, 10:09am Post subject: Couple of the dumbest things I saw today
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1933
WPP: 106
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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People are this awful and I couldn't make a dime yesterday.
Though I should thank this guy:
Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #594,164,883
Table Shanghai, 16 Jul 2007 2:03 AM ET
Seat 1: KENNI21 ($78.85 in chips)
Seat 2: t44fgarage ($81.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Galapogos [ Q ,6 ] ($214.35 in chips)
Seat 5: D0NATIONS2ME ($73.40 in chips)
Antes/Blinds
t44fgarage posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).
Pre-Flop
D0NATIONS2ME calls $1, KENNI21 calls $1, t44fgarage calls $0.50, Galapogos checks.
Flop [board cards 2,5,7 ]
t44fgarage checks, Galapogos bets $3, D0NATIONS2ME calls $3, KENNI21 calls $3, t44fgarage folds.
Turn [board cards 2,5,7,9 ]
Galapogos bets $11, D0NATIONS2ME folds, KENNI21 calls $11.
River [board cards 2,5,7,9,8 ]
Galapogos bets $29, KENNI21 calls $29.
SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ Q,6 ]
KENNI21 shows [ A,3 ]
I wasn't involved but this is still dumb:
Texas Hold'em $2-$2 NL (Real Money), #594,169,677
Table Barreiro, 16 Jul 2007 2:08 AM ET
Seat 3: davidvch78 ($116.50 in chips)
Seat 5: ruwtf ($320.25 in chips)
Seat 6: lassi2005 ($338.15 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos ($200 in chips)
Seat 9: bueffel06 ($144.65 in chips)
Antes/Blinds
davidvch78 posts blind ($1), ruwtf posts blind ($2).
Pre-Flop
lassi2005 folds, Galapogos folds, bueffel06 folds, davidvch78 bets $3, ruwtf calls $2.
Flop [board cards 2,A,Q ]
davidvch78 bets $2, ruwtf bets $12, davidvch78 calls $10.
Turn [board cards 2,A,Q,T ]
davidvch78 bets $2, ruwtf bets $24, davidvch78 calls $22.
River [board cards 2,A,Q,T,J ]
davidvch78 bets $2, ruwtf folds. |
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Posted: Tue, 17 Jul 2007, 11:13am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1933
WPP: 106
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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More goods:
Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #598,424,957
Table Danny1901's HE, 17 Jul 2007 2:28 AM ET
Seat 2: bigslim37 ($85.70 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ Q,Q ] ($392.40 in chips)
Seat 5: reynes ($56.50 in chips)
Seat 8: SNYGG_Anders ($203.05 in chips)
Seat 9: takarunkkari ($57.10 in chips)
Seat 10: rehukonna ($94.50 in chips)
Antes/Blinds
bigslim37 posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).
Pre-Flop
reynes bets $4, SNYGG_Anders folds, takarunkkari folds, rehukonna folds, bigslim37 folds, Galapogos calls $3.
Flop [board cards 8,5,6 ]
Galapogos checks, reynes bets $4, Galapogos bets $12, reynes bets $25, Galapogos bets $376.40 and is all-in, reynes calls $23.50 and is all-in.
Turn [board cards 8,5,6,T ]
River [board cards 8,5,6,T,3 ]
SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ Q,Q ]
reynes shows [ T,K ]
Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #598,218,826
Table Danny1901's HE, 16 Jul 2007 11:22 PM ET
Seat 1: jeka240sx ($70.20 in chips)
Seat 2: escarg0t ($72.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ 4,6 ] ($142.85 in chips)
Seat 5: fetrand ($289.75 in chips)
Seat 6: abc.spb ($25.05 in chips)
Antes/Blinds
escarg0t posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).
Pre-Flop
fetrand folds, abc.spb folds, jeka240sx folds, escarg0t bets $1.50, Galapogos calls $1.
Flop [board cards 2,4,4 ]
escarg0t bets $5, Galapogos calls $5.
Turn [board cards 2,4,4,T ]
escarg0t bets $20, Galapogos bets $135.85 and is all-in, escarg0t calls $45.40 and is all-in.
River [board cards 2,4,4,T,T ]
SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 4,6 ]
escarg0t shows [ A,Q ]
Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #598,194,783
Table South Bend, 16 Jul 2007 11:04 PM ET
Seat 3: Galapogos [ 4,4 ] ($94.45 in chips)
Seat 4: fetrand ($170.40 in chips)
Seat 8: Lady_inRed ($124.45 in chips)
Seat 10: JRobGill420 ($25.45 in chips)
Antes/Blinds
JRobGill420 posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).
Pre-Flop
fetrand folds, Lady_inRed bets $4, JRobGill420 folds, Galapogos calls $3.
Flop [board cards 3,4,8 ]
Galapogos checks, Lady_inRed bets $6, Galapogos bets $20, Lady_inRed calls $14.
Turn [board cards 3,4,8,8 ]
Galapogos checks, Lady_inRed checks.
River [board cards 3,4,8,8,A ]
Galapogos bets $40, Lady_inRed calls $40.
SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 4,4 ]
Lady_inRed mucks cards [ T,K ] |
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jul 2007, 12:27am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1933
WPP: 106
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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Todays hand that stood out:
Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #618,785,358
Table TKK187's HE, 21 Jul 2007 11:25 PM ET
Seat 1: Jaskapoika ($18.70 in chips)
Seat 3: alvintyr88 ($151.15 in chips)
Seat 8: Galapogos [ 4,4 ] ($111.45 in chips)
Seat 9: unkle111 ($99.40 in chips)
Seat 10: Flute1 ($100 in chips)
Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), unkle111 posts blind ($1).
Pre-Flop
Flute1 bets $2.50, Jaskapoika folds, alvintyr88 folds, Galapogos calls $2, unkle111 folds.
Flop [board cards 7,J,4 ]
Galapogos checks, Flute1 bets $3, Galapogos bets $14, Flute1 bets $40, Galapogos bets $94.95 and is all-in, Flute1 calls $54.50 and is all-in.
Turn [board cards 7,J,4,9 ]
River [board cards 7,J,4,9,J ]
SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 4,4 ]
Flute1 shows [ K,5 ] |
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jul 2007, 12:30pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 04 Mar 2006
Posts: 1637
WPP: 57
Location: Looking for my anima
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jul 2007, 12:53pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1933
WPP: 106
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jul 2007, 1:10pm Post subject:
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Straight Flush
Joined: 22 Nov 2005
Posts: 4220
WPP: 113
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jul 2007, 8:03pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 1318
WPP: 104
Location: Santa Cruz, CA
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uhhhhhhhhh where do you play? Ongame? that isnt us friendly is it?  |
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Posted: Mon, 23 Jul 2007, 1:44am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1933
WPP: 106
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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No my friend, it isn't.
How about this? 77 is usually good here right?
Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #622,964,330
Table Waco, 23 Jul 2007 12:49 AM ET
Seat 1: Galapogos [ A,K ] ($103.45 in chips)
Seat 2: jormater ($95.20 in chips)
Seat 3: Manner123 ($8.50 in chips)
Seat 5: stevorado ($110.10 in chips)
Seat 8: speedxakep ($188 in chips)
Antes/Blinds
speedxakep posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).
Pre-Flop
jormater bets $2.50, Manner123 folds, stevorado calls $2.50, speedxakep calls $2, Galapogos bets $13, jormater calls $11.50, stevorado folds, speedxakep folds.
Flop [board cards 4,K,A ]
Galapogos bets $20, jormater bets $40, Galapogos bets $69.45 and is all-in, jormater calls $41.20 and is all-in.
Turn [board cards 4,K,A,5 ]
River [board cards 4,K,A,5,7 ]
SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ A,K ]
jormater shows [ 7,7 ] |
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Posted: Mon, 23 Jul 2007, 2:22am Post subject:
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OLD MAN RIVER
Joined: 14 Sep 2005
Posts: 3562
WPP: 76
Location: Canuckistan
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| The bad beat forum is down the hall. |
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Posted: Mon, 23 Jul 2007, 5:45am Post subject:
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Straight Flush
Joined: 22 Nov 2005
Posts: 4220
WPP: 113
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
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| Warpe wrote: | | The bad beat forum is down the hall. |
take your glasses out and relook at the board |
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Posted: Mon, 23 Jul 2007, 6:23am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 1318
WPP: 104
Location: Santa Cruz, CA
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| Warpe wrote: | | The bad beat forum is down the hall. |
that board is now 100x lol |
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Posted: Mon, 23 Jul 2007, 8:44am Post subject:
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OLD MAN RIVER
Joined: 14 Sep 2005
Posts: 3562
WPP: 76
Location: Canuckistan
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Posted: Mon, 23 Jul 2007, 12:22am  |
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Posted: Tue, 24 Jul 2007, 12:00pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1933
WPP: 106
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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I can understand wanting to isolate the shortstack and all, but maybe this was a bit extreme.
BTW I posted actually winnings results now to avoid any confusion amongst the seniors staying up past their bedtimes
Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #627,366,510
Table Bochum, 24 Jul 2007 12:35 AM ET
Seat 2: fin2dogs ($7.25 in chips)
Seat 4: -Bless- ($202.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Galapogos [ K,K ] ($126 in chips)
Seat 8: hkk12345 ($111.05 in chips)
Seat 9: Fairway67 ($362.20 in chips)
Antes/Blinds
hkk12345 posts blind ($0.50), Fairway67 posts blind ($1).
Pre-Flop
fin2dogs calls $1, -Bless- bets $202.50 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $126 and is all-in, hkk12345 folds, Fairway67 folds, fin2dogs calls $6.25 and is all-in.
Flop [board cards 7,7,K ]
Turn [board cards 7,7,K,J ]
River [board cards 7,7,K,J,4 ]
SHOWDOWN
-Bless- shows [ 9,9 ]
Galapogos shows [ K,K ]
fin2dogs shows [ 8,7 ]
-Bless- wins $76.50, Galapogos wins $235.65, Galapogos wins $22.10 |
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Posted: Tue, 24 Jul 2007, 9:03pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1933
WPP: 106
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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Xpert.
Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #631,541,385
Table TKK187's HE, 24 Jul 2007 9:50 PM ET
Seat 1: Cigarman35 ($298.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Fairway67 ($188.25 in chips)
Seat 6: catshool17 ($69.20 in chips)
Seat 7: bond2k2 ($96.65 in chips)
Seat 8: Galapogos [ J,J ] ($132.60 in chips)
Seat 10: monomaxos1 ($27.85 in chips)
Antes/Blinds
Fairway67 posts blind ($0.50), catshool17 posts blind ($1), monomaxos1 posts blind ($1).
Pre-Flop
bond2k2 calls $1, Galapogos bets $6, monomaxos1 folds, Cigarman35 folds, Fairway67 folds, catshool17 folds, bond2k2 calls $5.
Flop [board cards T,9,8 ]
bond2k2 checks, Galapogos bets $10, bond2k2 calls $10.
Turn [board cards T,9,8,3 ]
bond2k2 checks, Galapogos bets $24, bond2k2 calls $24.
River [board cards T,9,8,3,2 ]
bond2k2 bets $25, Galapogos calls $25.
SHOWDOWN
bond2k2 shows [ 5,8 ]
Galapogos shows [ J,J ]
Galapogos wins $129.50 |
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Posted: Wed, 25 Jul 2007, 1:10am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 1318
WPP: 104
Location: Santa Cruz, CA
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I love it when people fold when I have ace high. If he had donked the rest of his chips I was folding!
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
SB ($83.60)
Hero ($100)
UTG ($19.10)
MP ($127.65)
Button ($42.10)
Preflop: Hero is BB with Q , A .
2 folds, Button raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $8, Button calls $5.
Flop: ($16.50) 2 , 7, 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $8, Button calls $8.
Turn: ($32.50) T (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $12, Hero calls $12.
River: ($56.50) J (2 players)
Hero checks, Button folds.
Final Pot: $56.50 |
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Posted: Sat, 28 Jul 2007, 9:07pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1933
WPP: 106
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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He must have put me on quad 4s...
Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #647,992,977
Table Hildesheim, 28 Jul 2007 8:52 PM ET
Seat 3: vegie_9999 ($102 in chips)
Seat 6: Donols ($91.40 in chips)
Seat 8: nikita_16 ($93.05 in chips)
Seat 9: a.rostagno ($76.30 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ 5,T ] ($97.10 in chips)
Antes/Blinds
a.rostagno posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).
Pre-Flop
vegie_9999 folds, Donols folds, nikita_16 folds, a.rostagno calls $0.50, Galapogos checks.
Flop [board cards 4,7,K ]
a.rostagno checks, Galapogos checks.
Turn [board cards 4,7,K,4 ]
a.rostagno checks, Galapogos checks.
River [board cards 4,7,K,4,6 ]
a.rostagno checks, Galapogos checks.
SHOWDOWN
a.rostagno shows [ A,A ]
Galapogos mucks cards [ 5,T ]
a.rostagno wins $1.90. |
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Posted: Sat, 11 Aug 2007, 5:39pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1933
WPP: 106
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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I'm never folding again... FWIW they both had pretty tight stats
Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #706,115,740
Table El Paso, 11 Aug 2007 4:06 PM ET
Seat 3: pkitsos8 ($54.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Pergulez ($119.25 in chips)
Seat 8: -peeter- ($206.10 in chips)
Seat 9: Galapogos [ Q,Q ] ($93.10 in chips)
Seat 10: coster111 ($100.35 in chips)
Antes/Blinds
coster111 posts blind ($0.50), pkitsos8 posts blind ($1).
Pre-Flop
Pergulez bets $4, -peeter- folds, Galapogos bets $14, coster111 folds, pkitsos8 calls $13, Pergulez calls $10.
Flop [board cards K,2,J ]
pkitsos8 bets $4, Pergulez calls $4, Galapogos calls $4.
Turn [board cards K,2,J,7 ]
pkitsos8 bets $1, Pergulez bets $35, Galapogos folds, pkitsos8 calls $34.
River [board cards K,2,J,7,2 ]
pkitsos8 bets $1, Pergulez calls $1.
SHOWDOWN
pkitsos8 shows [ T,A ]
Pergulez shows [ 4,4 ] |
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Posted: Sun, 12 Aug 2007, 4:26pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1933
WPP: 106
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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You're my hero!!
Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #710,280,518
Table Bari, 12 Aug 2007 4:13 PM ET
Seat 2: adrianus. ($118.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ 8,8 ] ($147.50 in chips)
Seat 5: StarthandAA ($82.30 in chips)
Seat 6: outofpositon ($100 in chips)
Seat 9: masssiiion ($66.30 in chips)
Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), StarthandAA posts blind ($1).
Pre-Flop
outofpositon calls $1, masssiiion calls $1, adrianus. folds, Galapogos calls $0.50, StarthandAA bets $5, outofpositon folds, masssiiion calls $5, Galapogos calls $5.
Flop [board cards 7,8,K ]
Galapogos checks, StarthandAA checks, masssiiion checks.
Turn [board cards 7,8,K,2 ]
Galapogos bets $13, StarthandAA calls $13, masssiiion folds.
River [board cards 7,8,K,2,3 ]
Galapogos bets $29, StarthandAA calls $29.
SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 8,8 ]
StarthandAA mucks cards [ Q,A ]
Galapogos wins $100. |
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Posted: Sun, 12 Aug 2007, 4:30pm Post subject:
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Royal Flush
Joined: 12 Dec 2003
Posts: 17649
WPP: 83
Location: Walk the Walk, Flop the Flop.
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| Tight pre-flop, retarded post-flop is pretty common for online fish past the penny tables. At this point they know what good pre-flop hands look like, sometimes have charts, 2+ tabling, no travel and fast hands removes the live bordem tilt that gets people in there with weak pre-flop hands. |
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Posted: Mon, 13 Aug 2007, 11:41pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 04 Mar 2006
Posts: 1637
WPP: 57
Location: Looking for my anima
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| This thread is so awesome. |
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