thread about totally living and people just trying to live

*Last edited by gabe on Mon, 25 Feb 2008, 9:14pm; edited 5 times in total*

lukies thread is gone, not sure why. i need a new place to ramble because i have a bunch of random things happen to me lately. what do i do.

bring it back from the recycle bin?

I think Lukie realized how much his thread was really starting to suck and decided to make like he had some great covert reason to get rid of it again.

ok so should we start putting lots of random stuff back here

I think it's time for some fresh ass shit, and gabe won't be so "Lukie" about this thread. I say let it die, this is where it's at.

ok, Heres a random story.

I'm working at a Major Metropolitan Hospital, in CT, In the Emergency Departement. ( I'm an outside contractor installing computer networks)
when I walk by this room , and hear my name called out by some dude.
So I walk back and it was this guy I used to work with 6 years ago. He fell off some scaffolding 15ft high and landed on his head!!! He had an Egg on his head the size of a goose egg/small orange. Luckily he was ok!!
That is all.

good story, good idea

maybe new title

"thread of boc, ldoness?"

My random contribution: I live in an apartment building where each floor has it's laundry room with 2 washers and dryers each. You're supposed to clean your own lint trap when you're done with the dryer.

So when my shits in the dryer one day I came back like maybe 20-30 minutes after it's done. Some has taken my stuff and put it on top of the dryer. That's cool, I mean my fault I was late and everything and there's only two dryers so whatever. I go to put my stuff in the laundry basket and they had taken the fucking lint out of the trap, crumpled it into a ball, and put it on my clothes as if to say "this is for making my lazy ass have to take 5 seconds out of my day to clean your lint trap.

I say fuck that, tear it back up into pieces and throw it into the dryer with their clothes. Then of course it occurs to me what a stupid idea that is. The lint trap is just going to do it's job and catch it all again anyway. So I said fuck it and took the garbage can that's in the room and emptied it into there. Foolish neighbors, you can't beat me!

fuckin awsome. Same idea but I was at a walmart and I was waiting with my signal on at a parking spot that someone was getting in their car. I stayed far enough back so they could get out and as they were pulling out another car went around me on the left and made them hit the breaks while backing out. they went past the car and stopped. As the car backed out and was in front of me, teh third car squeezed in to the spot. I wound down my window and started ripping the guy a new one. That was my spot, f'n asshole move the car. You know the routine. He tells me " I didn't see your name on it" and starts to walk into the store. You can guess what happened next. I pull away. Yep. Pulled away!! but I came back, 2 minutes later I pulled down the next row, stopped across from the car and got out. Went into my back seat, opened my work bag adn pulled my work knife. I use it to pierce steel pails at work so I can pour. I wonder what it cost him to buy 3 tires. I left one just to make him wonder why, and carved my name on the hood.

"This is JYM's spot."

Went to walmart the next day.

^^ I'm glad we're facebook friends

would you do anything if you seen it. But I don't think so, the hoods of two rows of cars face each other. I was standing between them. Besides I didn't spend any time working on penmanship.

lol jym is nutso.

maybe Ill add a story when Im not so exhausted.

man that is fucking nuts

awesome thread guys

I have a lot more but this isn't just about me. Ask me one time about the metal plate in my arm and the 6 screws. And the other guy.

im at a friends house on memorial day grilling out. friends dad is there, and is wasted. my friend gets in argument with dad and calls his own dad 'gay.'

the dad gets this intense look on his face and his voice gets serious "YEA SON IM GAY...AND GUESS WHAT??? MY GAY BLOOD IS PUMPING THROUGH YOUR VEINS BECAUSE YOURE MY GAY LITTLE SON"

was awkward but hilarious when he startd laughing

Copy and pasted from my operation thread, fun little moment from the casino this weekend:

Setup hand to drama:
Hippie guy turns a straight on the turn also giving ATM two pair. The get it all in on the turn and on the river ATM fills up. Hippie guy is extremely pissed and is berating the guy nonstop.

VERY NEXT HAND:
ATM raises it up to $15, hippie guy immediately reraises to $50. Girl behind him whos not really important just calls. It gets back to ATM and he reraises to $100 and Hippie guy goes all in. I wasnt really sure what to put hippie guy on because i didnt know if this was just tilt coming through or what. Girl behind hippie calls and ATM thinks about it and says he has to call.

Now us three (Me, mgoblue, and shippy_ship) being obnoxious at the table convince the dealer to make them roll their cards pf. (The dealer was fucking really tight) ATM shows AK, Hippie guy shows KK and girl behind shows AJ sooooted. Hippie guy then begins to talk shit about how bad his call was and how he was taking all of his money. Us still being obnoxious we convice the dealer to lag the flop and he complies.

Dealer begins to deal the flop and extremely slowly turns the cards over, with a slight smirk. Next thing i hear from hippie, "ACE IN THE FUCKING WINDOW! EVERY GOD DAMN TIME!!" along with slamming his chips into the pot and almost nailing his wife in the face upon getting up. Dealer then takes at least 30 seconds to deal turn and river which were both blanks, and hippie guy storms off.

About 5 minutes later hippie guy comes back, leans right into ATMs face and says "If you think your so good why dont we step outside and settle this like real men." ATM: "I never said i was good, im just playin cards" Hippie: Well if you think your so God damn good why dont we go heads up right now right over there!"

It was classic

so jym, you are one of those douchey people who follows people down the aisle as they push their carts to their car, so you can get their space and avoid walking 50 extra feet?

haha not quite. I actually stopped near the door so my wife could unload our kid and take him in. I was going to wait in the car and read my copy of Rentons 169 hand NLHE guide.

how fast do you think we can get this thread up to 35 pages?

also, change the title?

title suggestions?? thread of bocness? gabes thread of baller shit? can i put my name in it or is that lame?

i have lots of good random crap that i need to post that i will due my best to dilute and spread out on different pages

You should put your name in it. You did create after all. Plus, your name sells on this site.

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