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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 9:01pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Your place or my place
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| The initials to my middle school were PMS. |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 9:30pm Post subject: |
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Almost as bad as that idiot redgrape
Joined: 29 Oct 2004
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| Jishu wrote: | | She starts coming onto me, I start joking around (7 minutes left in her first period, I know I need to work quickly cause I like the extra warm and juicy feeling). | |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 9:46pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 2871
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Location: searching for something...
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| givememyleg wrote: | where's char?
he hardly, if ever, gets pms | I just realized in the last week or so that this was P.M.S.
I was assuming PMs (personal messages). I'm such a n00b. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 4:35am Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 24 Feb 2006
Posts: 3004
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Location: Dublin
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| swiggidy wrote: | | givememyleg wrote: | where's char?
he hardly, if ever, gets pms | I just realized in the last week or so that this was P.M.S.
I was assuming PMs (personal messages). I'm such a n00b. |
i took it that way to swig.
Fortune500, what you smelled your hand for odour. I aint never done that or maybe ive been fortunate not to come across stank vag. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 6:14am Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 1151
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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| swiggidy wrote: | | givememyleg wrote: | where's char?
he hardly, if ever, gets pms | I just realized in the last week or so that this was P.M.S.
I was assuming PMs (personal messages). I'm such a n00b. |
I think every single person on FTR has had this realization at some point. It's the ultimate joke.
And just for the new theme of this thread:
Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 6:22am Post subject: |
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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| Chard's title originated from him hardly if ever getting personal messages. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 6:39am Post subject: |
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Full House
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Location: surfing in a room
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| bigred wrote: |
I think every single person on FTR has had this realization at some point. It's the ultimate joke.
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i don´t get it. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 7:00am Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
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This post seems so random I was wondering what the fuck would possess this guy to talk about his old work just out of the blue like that. Then I remembered this actually wasn't a thread about circumcision, hand jobs, girls finding Lukie's phone voice irresistable (wtf?), and parting the red sea. The FTR Theorem at it's finest!
BTW, some of you need to man up! What are you so scared of plowing your girlfriend when she's on her rag?
Something that did gross me out is I had a friend that went down on a 200+ beast he picked up at the bar one night. And he went down on her while she was heavily ovulating. And on top of all that, this isn't a story of secret shame to him, he still brags about that night to this day. |
Last edited by Galapogos on Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 1:56pm; edited 1 time in total
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 8:07am Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
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| I was born in a different decade to when I was due to be born. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 8:51am Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
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Location: searching for something...
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | | Chard's title originated from him hardly if ever getting personal messages. | k, so I'm not crazy. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 9:11am Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: Chi-town
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| dwarfman wrote: | | I was born in a different decade to when I was due to be born. |
fiscal? |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 9:14am Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: Chi-town
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| I prefer sleeping in the nude. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 10:47pm Post subject: |
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Crazy Canadian Courtiebwnage
Joined: 29 May 2005
Posts: 2212
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Location: xianti made me do it
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| swiggidy wrote: | | a500lbgorilla wrote: | | Chard's title originated from him hardly if ever getting personal messages. | k, so I'm not crazy. |
yeesh guys. it's supposed to be a play on both version of pms. xianti was going to make it PMs but i made him change it so it could go both ways. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 11:18pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Location: Your place or my place
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| haha. chard goes both ways. *giggle* |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 11:47pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
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| boostNslide wrote: | | I prefer sleeping in the nude. | people who don't are weird |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 11:54pm Post subject: |
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Almost as bad as that idiot redgrape
Joined: 29 Oct 2004
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| swiggidy wrote: | | boostNslide wrote: | | I prefer sleeping in the nude. | people who don't are weird |
De gustibus non disputandem est (excuse my bad latin) |
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Posted: Sun, 08 Apr 2007, 10:56am Post subject: |
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i rarely, if ever, get pms
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I rarely, if ever, get pms.
I almost always sleep in the nude. |
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Posted: Sun, 08 Apr 2007, 7:01pm Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 18 May 2006
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Location: Being the King of Shaving your privates
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| IowaSkinsFan wrote: | | Jishu wrote: | | She starts coming onto me, I start joking around (7 minutes left in her first period, I know I need to work quickly cause I like the extra warm and juicy feeling). | |
are you kidding? in 7 minutes I could have finished, had a smoke, gone at it again and been home grinding 25nl.
Jkin ima champ. |
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Posted: Sun, 08 Apr 2007, 8:15pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Jul 2005
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Location: Ohio
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| i'm wearing shorts right now (workout type shorts) and i'm going commando, it's very comfortable. |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 12:59pm Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: Chi-town
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| I got out the shower and was lotioning my body, hot right?, and george imed me, I talked to george for several minutes while naked and of course informed him of this fact. |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 1:26pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1788
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
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| Someone start talking about something else fast! Lukie and Boost are taking this thread to a place I really don't want to see it go! |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 1:54pm Post subject: |
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Straight
Joined: 22 Feb 2005
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Location: West Virginia
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| I watched the 3 part special on the Galapogos islands, I found it very interesting. (on the national geographic channel) |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 2:07pm Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: Chi-town
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| Galapogos wrote: | | Someone start talking about something else fast! Lukie and Boost are taking this thread to a place I really don't want to see it go! |
sorry this is the road to boys town and weve past the last turn off. |
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