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Posted: Wed, 04 Apr 2007, 5:52pm Post subject: |
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i rarely, if ever, get pms
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I'm baffled why cutting off your own "hoodie" would make sex less painful with a dry woman. To me, it would seem it would add protection.
Anyhoo - the real answer is that you need to be doing more foreplay so that she ain't like the sahara down there. Should make it more enjoyable for both of utes.
I think maybe we need a new forum for sex advise. I would make a good Dr. Ruth. |
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Posted: Wed, 04 Apr 2007, 7:25pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
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Chard's guide to good sex
1) lift up shirt, caress boobie
2) pull down skirt, grab cock
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PROFIT!!! |
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Posted: Wed, 04 Apr 2007, 11:10pm Post subject: |
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Flush
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Location: Chi-town
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| chard I dont think the problem occurs so much during sex with another person... I kinda ran into this problem with a girl this past weekend.. Shes giving me a handjob, and we are both really drunk, and that shit fucking hurt! Stupid vaginal bleeding... |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 12:23am Post subject: |
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Full House
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| boostNslide wrote: | | yah.. getting it done as a baby ftw lol |
FYP |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 12:29am Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Dublin
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| chardrian wrote: | I'm baffled why cutting off your own "hoodie" would make sex less painful with a dry woman. To me, it would seem it would add protection.
Anyhoo - the real answer is that you need to be doing more foreplay so that she ain't like the sahara down there. Should make it more enjoyable for both of utes.
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I dunno if it would make it less painful without a hoddie coz i have a hoddie. 
Totally agree with second paragraph, its good fun.
Boost i followed you last post there until u said vaginal bleeding part....... |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 1:55am Post subject: |
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Two Pair
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 2:10am Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
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cool, so what do you do now? |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 4:58am Post subject: |
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Full House
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| chardrian wrote: |
Anyhoo - the real answer is that you need to be doing more foreplay |
lube>>>foreplay |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 5:18am Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
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| chardrian wrote: | | I think maybe we need a new forum for sex advise. I would make a good Dr. Ruth. |
Id vote for you, someone who doesnt get any can offer neutral advise  |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 9:01am Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: Chi-town
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| Da GOAT wrote: | | chardrian wrote: | I'm baffled why cutting off your own "hoodie" would make sex less painful with a dry woman. To me, it would seem it would add protection.
Anyhoo - the real answer is that you need to be doing more foreplay so that she ain't like the sahara down there. Should make it more enjoyable for both of utes.
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I dunno if it would make it less painful without a hoddie coz i have a hoddie.
Totally agree with second paragraph, its good fun.
Boost i followed you last post there until u said vaginal bleeding part....... |
well I was receiving a hand job, and a crappy one at that, cuz she was on the rag. A few days later though... :insert borats over the top hand gesture for sex: sexy time! |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 11:35am Post subject: |
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i rarely, if ever, get pms
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| I've never understood why some people don't have sex when the female is menstruating - free lube. |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 12:00pm Post subject: |
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But who will mod the mods?!
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| chardrian wrote: | | I've never understood why some people don't have sex when the female is menstruating - free lube. |
I'm not turned off by it. However, some girls simply don't want to be touched when they're menstruating. Others, however, are even hornier. |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 12:10pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
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Yeah, doesn't bother me either. Just shower afterwards and all is good.
Speaking of having sex while a girl is menstruating...
WHEN THE RED RIVER FLOWS, TAKE THE DIRT ROAD! |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 12:11pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
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also, boost, handjobs are awesome
if you're in high school |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 12:17pm Post subject: |
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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| Ultimate George wrote: | also, boost, handjobs are awesome
if you're in high school |
Any time boost can get a lady-friend to touch his winkie-dink he should be proud. Don't you take that away from him. |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 1:11pm Post subject: |
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But who will mod the mods?!
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 1:13pm Post subject: |
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Straight Flush
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| i won't go near that thing when the red is flowing |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 1:14pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
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| Ultimate George wrote: | also, boost, handjobs are awesome
if you're in middle school or your name is george |
zing |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 1:23pm Post subject: |
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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| Lukie if you're trying to claim that HJs weren't cool in highschool then you are spinning quite a tall tale, sir. |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 3:11pm Post subject: |
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3-of-a-Kind
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| Ultimate George wrote: |
WHEN THE RED RIVER FLOWS, TAKE THE DIRT ROAD! |
QFT |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 3:18pm Post subject: |
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EAT BUGS
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 3:19pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
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| StageWhisper wrote: | | Ultimate George wrote: |
WHEN THE RED RIVER FLOWS, TAKE THE DIRT ROAD! |
QFT |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 5:07pm Post subject: |
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Straight Flush
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| StageWhisper wrote: | | Ultimate George wrote: |
WHEN THE RED RIVER FLOWS, TAKE THE DIRT ROAD! |
QFT |
hahahaaa |
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