| Author |
Message |
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 9:52am Post subject: How do you know when YOURE drunk? |
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 3537
WPP: 96
Location: Your place or my place
|
|
A lot of times I'll be drinking and not real sure if I'm drunk or not, or exactly HOW drunk I am. I'll be what I think is perfectly fine yet everyone else says I'm trashed.
In any case, I have discovered I have a drunk-tell. I start grinding my teeth. If I start grinding my teeth, its time to give the car keys away.
Anyone have something like that? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 9:56am Post subject: |
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 1582
WPP: 42
Location: Coldbrook, NS
|
|
| When I giggle like a school girl or try and stand up and have to think about it, I'm drunk. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 9:59am Post subject: |
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 04 Mar 2006
Posts: 1579
WPP: 55
Location: Pillaging Donksville
|
|
| AHiltz wrote: | | When I giggle like a school girl or try and stand up and have to think about it, I'm drunk. |
^^ Same here.
A quote I like is "If you can lie on the floor without holding on, you're not drunk." |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 10:00am Post subject: |
|
|
Flush
Joined: 24 Sep 2006
Posts: 490
WPP: 41
Location: Huddersfield, England
|
|
When any music apart from rock and metal becomes enjoyable to me  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 10:04am Post subject: |
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 1582
WPP: 42
Location: Coldbrook, NS
|
|
| ChrisTheFish wrote: | | When any music apart from rock and metal becomes enjoyable to me |
Ain't that the truth. I caught myself listening to country one night. FUCK  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 10:07am Post subject: |
|
|
Flush
Joined: 24 Sep 2006
Posts: 490
WPP: 41
Location: Huddersfield, England
|
|
| AHiltz wrote: | | ChrisTheFish wrote: | | When any music apart from rock and metal becomes enjoyable to me |
Ain't that the truth. I caught myself listening to country one night. FUCK |
Yeah, i'm constantly getting dragged out to clubs and listning to dance music for hours on end.. makes me wish i could listen to country music  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 11:12am Post subject: Re: How do you know when YOURE drunk? |
|
|
Season III
Joined: 19 Aug 2005
Posts: 1758
WPP: 108
Location: Kalamazoo
|
|
| euphoricism wrote: | | I'll be what I think is perfectly fine yet everyone else says I'm trashed. |
This is sooooooo true. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 11:14am Post subject: |
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 22 Nov 2005
Posts: 3879
WPP: 101
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
|
|
| When I use to drink I knew I was drunk if I started thinking about how awesome it was to be drunk. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 11:16am Post subject: |
|
|
High Card
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 7
WPP: 354
Location: so.cal.
|
|
-i like to chug 4-5 beers straight while im sitting then stand up.... yea i'd be buzzed, and i love that feeling of standing after sitting while drinking.
recently when i was REALLY messed up, my friends have told me i have kicked someone like pretty hard at a party while screaming,"THIS IS SPARTA!!!" then i fell on the ground. after they told me this i was pretty embarrassedthis was the effects of hard alcohol, and im usually a beer drinker.
i tend to stumble and i know im drunk... slurred words...
and tonight is friday so ill have a story tomorrow morning  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 11:19am Post subject: |
|
|
High Card
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 7
WPP: 354
Location: so.cal.
|
|
| well actually, everything someone has said already is all parts of it... drunks are all the same. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 11:44am Post subject: |
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Jul 2005
Posts: 3217
WPP: 155
Location: Watching African Handball.
|
|
| i start masturbating furiously to porn, usually something kinky |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 11:53am Post subject: |
|
|
Full House
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 1102
WPP: 132
Location: A tree in Tortuga!
|
|
| I can gauge how drunk I am while I piss. That's always been my point of reference. If the toilet starts getting blurry or shaky, I know I'm getting drunk. If it's a trashcan or a random hole...I'm drunk. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 12:17pm Post subject: Re: How do you know when YOURE drunk? |
|
|
Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 575
WPP: 711
Location: Chi-town
|
|
| euphoricism wrote: |
In any case, I have discovered I have a drunk-tell. I start grinding my teeth. |
are you sure that youre drinking the intoxicant and not snorting it? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 12:26pm Post subject: |
|
|
Flush
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 515
WPP: 56
|
|
| I know it's true when I start flirting with my wife. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 12:36pm Post subject: |
|
|
Straight Flush
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 4901
WPP: 73
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
|
|
| when i feel an inexplicable urge to play guitar |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 2:46pm Post subject: |
|
|
Full House
Joined: 01 Oct 2006
Posts: 620
WPP: 120
Location: Santa Cruz
|
|
| Slurring my words and staggering around means I am pretty trashed. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 2:54pm Post subject: |
|
|
Full House
Joined: 20 Jun 2004
Posts: 1258
WPP: 112
Location: Bluffalupagus
|
|
| bigred wrote: | | I can gauge how drunk I am while I piss. That's always been my point of reference. If the toilet starts getting blurry or shaky, I know I'm getting drunk. If it's a trashcan or a random hole...I'm drunk. |
QFT.
Oddly enough, when I get drunk, my face gets numb. This is my tell. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 4:11pm Post subject: |
|
|
Straight Flush
Joined: 21 Jun 2005
Posts: 7439
WPP: 71
Location: Doncaster, Eng-er-land
|
|
| when i have to actually take a second to think and check im not swaying when i walk |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 4:16pm Post subject: |
|
|
Full House
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 1102
WPP: 132
Location: A tree in Tortuga!
|
|
| YARRRRR IT BE WHEN ME FIRST MATE STARTS LOOKIN LIKE A YOUNG LASS |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 4:17pm Post subject: |
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 2833
WPP: 109
Location: searching for something...
|
|
I maintain very well. Usually when I notice I'm drunk it's time for bed.
On spring break I decided to drink a case. I showered and shaved my head with little difficulty after #20 (about 10 hours in). |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 4:21pm Post subject: |
|
|
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 7266
WPP: 64
Location: This room is a good place to be
|
|
| bigred wrote: | | YARRRRR IT BE WHEN ME FIRST MATE STARTS LOOKIN LIKE A YOUNG LASS |
Remember when you tried to rhyme every post for a month? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 4:29pm Post subject: |
|
|
Full House
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 1102
WPP: 132
Location: A tree in Tortuga!
|
|
| Read other thread...you're so out of the loop. I haven't decided whether I want to do this yet. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 4:42pm Post subject: Re: How do you know when YOURE drunk? |
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 1759
WPP: 94
Location: The Loser's Lounge
|
|
| euphoricism wrote: | | In any case, I have discovered I have a drunk-tell. I start grinding my teeth. If I start grinding my teeth, its time to give the car keys away. |
Dude, that's a coke tell.
Edit: Crap, just read the rest of the thread and Boost beat me to it, and said it better
New Post:
| Lukie wrote: | | i start masturbating furiously to porn, usually something kinky. |
This must be awkward for whoever you're drinking with. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 4:54pm Post subject: |
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 04 Mar 2006
Posts: 1579
WPP: 55
Location: Pillaging Donksville
|
|
| Fortune 500 wrote: | | bigred wrote: | | I can gauge how drunk I am while I piss. That's always been my point of reference. If the toilet starts getting blurry or shaky, I know I'm getting drunk. If it's a trashcan or a random hole...I'm drunk. |
QFT.
Oddly enough, when I get drunk, my face gets numb. This is my tell. |
My face is numb! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 5:02pm Post subject: |
|
|
4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 22 Apr 2005
Posts: 3173
WPP: 88
Location: Putney, UK; Full Tilt,Mansion; $50 NL and PL; $13 and $16 SNGs at Stars
|
|
| lukie wrote: | | i start masturbating furiously to porn, usually something kinky. |
Whereas when you're sober, you wank to kinky porn with a slow, langurous stroke, I assume? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 5:02pm Post subject: |
|
|
Flush
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 425
WPP: 109
Location: trying to outdraw the nuts
|
|
i'm always drunk
i'm trying to figure out when i'm sober |
|
|
|
|
|
|
