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Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 3:27pm Post subject: |
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EAT BUGS
Joined: 07 Dec 2004
Posts: 7807
WPP: 51
Location: trying to live
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| you could have just gone to the shorthanded forum and seen the only thread ive made in less time than it took to make that post |
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Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 3:32pm Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 1158
WPP: 136
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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| courtiebee wrote: | | Tubas are too big ... |
Alas, it seems we can't be together than bee... |
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Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 5:35pm Post subject: |
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 7835
WPP: 67
Location: This room is a good place to be
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| When it gets real cold outside, I like to lie that my balls have shrunk to the size of watermellons. They're about half that size. |
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Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 5:45pm Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 574
WPP: 723
Location: Chi-town
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| gabe wrote: | | you could have just gone to the shorthanded forum and seen the only thread ive made in less time than it took to make that post |
GET ON MAH LEVEL, BITCH! |
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Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 5:52pm Post subject: |
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Straight Flush
Joined: 22 Nov 2005
Posts: 4167
WPP: 112
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
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| I use to be really afraid of dogs when I was young. Once in about 1st grade I went to my aunt's for a cook out and her 2 huge german sheprads were running around the yard. While everyone was eating I jumped onto the picnic table and started bawling because I thought they would eat me. My aunt gave me a snickers bar and I came down. Once I realized how wussy it was to be afraid of dogs it turned out they were both pretty rad. They're both dead now. |
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Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 6:01pm Post subject: |
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Two Pair
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 44
WPP: 89
Location: Colorado
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| I'm closer to 50 than I am to 40. Ya - you guys ARE young. |
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Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 6:37pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 29 Apr 2004
Posts: 1920
WPP: 120
Location: St. Louis
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| courtiebee wrote: |
I'm band camp queen... | |
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Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 6:57pm Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 450
WPP: 249
Location: Australia
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I'm scared of getting on down traveling esculators since my grandmother pushed me down one when I was about 8 cause I was too slow getting on it  |
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Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 7:14pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Posts: 1703
WPP: 148
Location: Kansas
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When I was younger I was a pretty good bowler. I carried a 207 average at age 14. I was state champion of Kansas a few times and was ranked nationally in my age division (12-15).
I was a self-taught guy. I only had one ball (I had buddies I bowled with that had a ball for every single lane condition imagineable), and I didn't even own my own pair of shoes (I used house shoes). I only bowled on Saturdays and didn't practice. I loved it, but I loved baseball more and when Saturday practices came around for high school baseball I quit bowling...
I went on to have a pretty successful high school and college baseball career. I bowl maybe twice a year now, and it usually involves drunken schinanigans, but I'm still pretty good. Last game I bowled was a 243 or something...
P.S. The school I teach at will have a boys and girls bowling team next year for the first time, and I'm going to be the head coach, LOL. |
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Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 9:15pm Post subject: |
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Crazy Canadian Courtiebwnage
Joined: 29 May 2005
Posts: 2419
WPP: 98
Location: xianti made me do it
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| Knytestorme wrote: | | I'm scared of getting on down traveling esculators since my grandmother pushed me down one when I was about 8 cause I was too slow getting on it |
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Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 9:25pm Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 05 May 2005
Posts: 450
WPP: 249
Location: Australia
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Yeah, I know...and I mean esculators (think they might be called travelators in the US, don't mean an elevator)
They are freaky things, need to wait for the right time to step on but usually means letting about 10 steps actually go before I am feeling the timing....yeah, I'm scarred  |
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Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 11:04pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 02 Mar 2006
Posts: 3301
WPP: 85
Location: practicing mindfulness
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Damn George! And I thought my high score of 225 was hot shit. So you use spin, a glove and all that? I was a wannabe bowler for awhile in college. Mainly b/c it was the only official intermural sport I could play and drink beer at the same time. I even used to go the lane by myself to practice. But I never go beyond using a lane ball and never used spin  |
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Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 11:04pm Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 1158
WPP: 136
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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| I admit to being in a musical and no one makes fun of me. WTF is going on here. |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Mar 2007, 12:38am Post subject: |
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Not a thinking person
Joined: 14 Oct 2004
Posts: 2386
WPP: 130
Location: Nacogdoches
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| I'm adopted, eagle scout, and I was in a commercial when I was little. |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Mar 2007, 1:03am Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 574
WPP: 723
Location: Chi-town
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| Triptan3s wrote: | | I'm adopted, and I was in a commercial when I was little. |
so they saw you as an investment... now I understand why they are so upset with you dropping out...
btw is the sister adopted to? blood? if not, have you hit that? kinda kinky, but god coudlnt really hate, yanoe? |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Mar 2007, 1:18am Post subject: |
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Crazy Canadian Courtiebwnage
Joined: 29 May 2005
Posts: 2419
WPP: 98
Location: xianti made me do it
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Posted: Thu, 29 Mar 2007, 3:04am Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 22 Apr 2005
Posts: 3173
WPP: 88
Location: Putney, UK; Full Tilt,Mansion; $50 NL and PL; $13 and $16 SNGs at Stars
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| Haha I had a friend who boned his stepsister. I tried to too, once, but it didn't work out (his stepsister, not mine, I don't have one). |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Mar 2007, 4:48am Post subject: |
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Straight Flush
Joined: 22 Nov 2005
Posts: 4167
WPP: 112
Location: ISHPERMING MISHIGEN
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| biondino wrote: | | Haha I had a friend who boned his stepsister. I tried to too, once, but it didn't work out (his stepsister, not mine, I don't have one). |
lol if you didn't include the paren's that is def what i would have thought |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Mar 2007, 8:39am Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 3566
WPP: 98
Location: Your place or my place
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| Alright alright. I was a baby-model. |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Mar 2007, 8:55am Post subject: |
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i rarely, if ever, get pms
Joined: 28 Apr 2005
Posts: 4123
WPP: 184
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Hmmmmmmmm...
I am 6'4 or 6'5 depending on when you ask.
I can play Mary Had a Little Lamb on my teeth.
I was born in Nigeria.
I castrated pigs in Guatemala as a Peace Corps volunteer.
I got stuck in a revolving door when I was a kid.
I don't have a spleen (Peace Corps related, but nothing to do with castrating pigs).
A juror called me a smartass yesterday but I still won the trial. |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Mar 2007, 11:45am Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Posts: 1703
WPP: 148
Location: Kansas
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| zook wrote: | | Damn George! And I thought my high score of 225 was hot shit. So you use spin, a glove and all that? I was a wannabe bowler for awhile in college. Mainly b/c it was the only official intermural sport I could play and drink beer at the same time. I even used to go the lane by myself to practice. But I never go beyond using a lane ball and never used spin |
Yeah I use "spin," lol. It's actually called a hook, but whatevs. 
My ball is drilled so I have a finger-tip grip, which allows the ball to roll off of your middle and ring fingers last, causing the ball to rotate more which causes it to hook as it "grips" the lane. House balls, on the other hand, are generally drilled for a "standard" grip, where the thumb and middle/ring fingers all come out at the same time. This doesn't allow for you to put much of a rotation on the ball, causing it not to hook as much.
To get the same result with a house ball you can just remove your thumb (and use a lighter ball), but you lose lots of control without the use of your thumb... |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Mar 2007, 12:13pm Post subject: |
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Season VII
Joined: 04 Aug 2004
Posts: 2401
WPP: 101
Location: HotLanta
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I played tournament volleyball (beach and indoor) for about 6 years
My oldest son (19 years old) is adopted |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Mar 2007, 12:45pm Post subject: |
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FTR100: $100 Freeroll on Hollywood! November 28, 18:00 ET!!
