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Posted: Fri, 31 Dec 2004, 12:10pm Post subject: Bad Beats Thread |
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH

Joined: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 7349 WPP: 64
Location: This room is a good place to be
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This is a thread where you should post your bad beats. It is the general consensus of the familiars of FTR that we need to clean up the bad beat clutter in this forum. Bad beats are a fact of life and no one enjoys reading them but at the same time posting them is therapeutic.
So I have created this sticky to be the graveyard for bad beat stories. This is where bad beats should now come to die. The only bad beats that may be posted outside of this thread are amazingly hilarious bad beats but your general 2 outers or runner runner flushes go here.
You must learn that bad beats are the reasons why you are making money. If you dream of a world where no one lays any bad beats, it would be a fuggin grind that I sure as hell don't want to play in. Once you've accepted them, you simply brush them off and keep on chuggin.
STBY.
-'rilla |
Last edited by a500lbgorilla on Fri, 31 Dec 2004, 12:17pm; edited 1 time in total
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Posted: Fri, 31 Dec 2004, 3:58pm Post subject: |
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH

Joined: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 7349 WPP: 64
Location: This room is a good place to be
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{Spring cleaning by a500lbgorilla}
"I'm seriously you guys." - Cartman.
-'rilla |
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Posted: Sat, 01 Jan 2005, 12:13am Post subject: Re: Bad Beats Thread |
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Straight

Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Posts: 154 WPP: 98
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Let me be the first...
Texas Hold'em $0.25-$0.50 NL (real money), hand #539,131,110
Table Pittsfield, 1 Jan 2005 01:08 AM
Seat 3: maybelucky ($17.65 in chips)
Seat 5: bigdreams1 ($46.25 in chips)
Seat 8: JohnnyTee ($39.60 in chips)
Seat 9: Montimus [QH,QD] ($12.90 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
JohnnyTee posts blind ($0.10), Montimus posts blind ($0.25).
PRE-FLOP
maybelucky calls $0.25, bigdreams1 calls $0.25, JohnnyTee folds, Montimus bets $3, maybelucky calls $3, bigdreams1 folds.
FLOP [board cards JC,4C,9H ]
Montimus bets $5, maybelucky bets $10, Montimus calls $4.65 and is all-in.
TURN [board cards JC,4C,9H,9C ]
RIVER [board cards JC,4C,9H,9C,7C ]
SHOWDOWN
maybelucky shows [ 6C,4H ]
Montimus mucks cards [ QH,QD ]
maybelucky wins $0.35, maybelucky wins $24.85.
SUMMARY
Dealer: bigdreams1
Pot: $26.50, (including rake: $1.30)
maybelucky, bets $13.25, collects $25.20, net $11.95
bigdreams1, loses $0.25
JohnnyTee, loses $0.10
Montimus, loses $12.90 |
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Posted: Sun, 02 Jan 2005, 1:57pm Post subject: |
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Two Pair

Joined: 10 Nov 2004
Posts: 31 WPP: 56
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Here's one from the casino: (1/2 NL Hold Em)
Im first to act and I get Ah/Kd. I raise to $5 and get 2 callers.
Three players to the flop. Me, player A, and player B
Flop shows Ac/2d/Js. I lead off with a $5 bet. Player A calls, player B raises to $10. I call, player A calls.
Turn shows 9h. I bet $15. Player A folds, player B calls.
River shows 8c. I bet $15 again, player B calls.
I show my top pair, player B shows 2/8...takes me on two pair. The mere fact that he would raise a $5 bet and also call $15 on the turn with a pair of twos still baffles me to this day. He was on no flush draw. |
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Posted: Sun, 02 Jan 2005, 2:20pm Post subject: |
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Straight

Joined: 20 Dec 2004
Posts: 154 WPP: 88
Location: Somewhere chasing an open ended straight despite several large raises
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| Shauneyzboyz wrote: | | The mere fact that he would raise a $5 bet and also call $15 on the turn with a pair of twos still baffles me to this day. He was on no flush draw. |
I would have jumped the table and kicked his ass ...
But that's just me. |
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Posted: Mon, 03 Jan 2005, 3:15am Post subject: |
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Straight

Joined: 04 Aug 2004
Posts: 190 WPP: 153
Location: Viridian City!
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First off, thanks for the great idea. Wonder what will happen to this forum without the constant bad beats flowing in. Anyway, best bad beat I have ever given:
4 way all in on the flop (playchip)
Flop: Q 10 7
Me: 35o
Player1: KK
Player2: Q5
Player3: J10
Turn: 3
River: 3
Was fairly funny, got yelled at for quite a while =P
Worst Ive ever taken was going out with AA vs KK in a $100 tournament on UB. For the stakes, not the odds. |
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Posted: Mon, 03 Jan 2005, 11:47am Post subject: |
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Full House

Joined: 11 Oct 2004
Posts: 1116 WPP: 67
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quad aces vs straight flush, hit his gut shot on the river *sigh*
-anto |
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Posted: Mon, 03 Jan 2005, 1:51pm Post subject: OUCH! |
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Flush

Joined: 17 Dec 2004
Posts: 260 WPP: 120
Location: Sweden
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Got JJ.
Flopped J A X
Bet hard.
Put my opponent on an A.
planned to checkraise the turn which was a random card, but he checked to.
River: 10. Bet 30 BBs.
Got raised all-in. Called.
He showed me KQ. Lost two buyins, the profit of the whole day (which was a good one).
Learned: Always bet hard on the turn.
Always watch out for possible straights and flushes.
DON`T GET SO AROUSED OF YOUR BIG HAND THAT YOU DON`T CONSIDER FOLDING. |
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Posted: Mon, 03 Jan 2005, 3:20pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 27 Sep 2004
Posts: 2874 WPP: 161
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Just beat out of a tourney on a rollercoaster hand. I went all-in (pushing aggressively, Rippy-style) with pocket 5s. One caller who had A10 suited. He hits a pair of aces first, then I make trip fives, but he runner-runners a flush to finish me off. Oh well. I like the move and almost liked the result... they just needed to stop dealing cards after the turn.  |
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Posted: Mon, 03 Jan 2005, 7:17pm Post subject: |
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Straight

Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Posts: 154 WPP: 98
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Heh...my number 2 post in this thread...
Playing at a pretty loose .50/1.00 NL table, sitting with around 40 bucks. Get dealt KK in the hole UTG. I meant to bet 3 bucks, but I clicked raised before I hit the 3. Very LAgg guy raises to 5, and I in turn raise 15 more. He calls. Flop comes 2/9/10 rainbow. I push in the rest of my stack...about 20 more, and he calls(which nearly puts him all in)...river comes 7 and 8, he shows AJ. |
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Posted: Thu, 06 Jan 2005, 6:59am Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 27 Sep 2004
Posts: 2874 WPP: 161
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I'm going to have to kill someone soon. I have taken the longest string of bad beats (or improbable beats) over the last couple days. I'm down like two hundred dollars through this. Here are some examples:
- this morning, have K5 on the big blind, flop two fives (and a three). Get called down and then raised on the river by someone who has... pocket threes.
- also this morning, have QK and bet on my pair of queens on the flop. Called down by a guy who held A6 and had only a pair of sixes, until he hit trips on the river and took all my money.
- yesterday in a SnG, knocked out early when I go all in with QQ, called by a guy with Q7 - and his 7 makes a straight.
This is just unbearable and unbelievable. I've lost every conceivable way during this span: guys sucking out with terrible hands; calling to the river with lots of outs (straight draw + flush draw + a middle pair, that sort of thing) and missing all of them; people calling pre-flop raises they shouldn't and then flopping lucky two pairs or whatever. Mixed in with this has been several periods where I just couldn't get a hand... a two hour stretch yesterday where, playing two tables, I didn't take a single pot (no lie, it was that bad). I'm close to burnout.
Thanks for listening to me vent. |
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Posted: Thu, 06 Jan 2005, 9:32am Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 27 Sep 2004
Posts: 2874 WPP: 161
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WTF is wrong with people????
***** Hand History for Game 1397884121 *****
$25 NL Hold'em - Thursday, January 06, 11:27:38 EDT 2005
Table Table 11332 (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 9: anna82 ( $60.15 )
Seat 7: stressball10 ( $40.14 )
Seat 4: bBuYLoEWeN ( $45.8 )
Seat 10: barnettbank ( $26.6 )
Seat 6: jdubinkc ( $26.7 )
Seat 3: Dalsland79 ( $32.45 )
Seat 8: Vesperxx ( $6.25 )
Seat 1: MiamiTony ( $9.7 )
Seat 5: BusaNJ ( $30.6 )
Seat 2: Ashurst ( $21.5 )
barnettbank posts small blind [$0.25].
MiamiTony posts big blind [$0.5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to stressball10 [ Ac 9h ]
Ashurst calls [$0.5].
Dalsland79 folds.
bBuYLoEWeN folds.
BusaNJ folds.
jdubinkc folds.
stressball10 calls [$0.5].
Vesperxx folds.
anna82 folds.
barnettbank calls [$0.25].
MiamiTony checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6s, 9d, 4c ]
barnettbank checks.
MiamiTony checks.
Ashurst checks.
stressball10 bets [$1.9].
barnettbank folds.
MiamiTony calls [$1.9].
Ashurst folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
MiamiTony checks.
stressball10 bets [$5].
MiamiTony is all-In [$7.3]
stressball10 calls [$2.3].
** Dealing River ** [ As ]
stressball10 shows [ Ac, 9h ] two pairs, aces and nines.
MiamiTony shows [ Jh, 6d ] three of a kind, sixes.
MiamiTony wins $19.4 from the main pot with three of a kind, sixes.
Second time in one morning that I had some jackass call a pot-sized bet on the flop with a weak middle pair, and then make trips on me. I literally wanted to rip his stupid head off. At least this dumbass hit his before the river (so he didn't have to call TWO pot-sized bets). |
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Posted: Thu, 06 Jan 2005, 11:01am Post subject: |
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Full House

Joined: 11 Oct 2004
Posts: 1116 WPP: 67
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dale if youre gonna play a hand raise it pre flop, the guy with the J6 would have probably folded and you would have won the hand, thats the risk with limping, so to avoid this in the future just raise it up
-anto |
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Posted: Thu, 06 Jan 2005, 1:47pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 27 Sep 2004
Posts: 2874 WPP: 161
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| elanto wrote: | dale if youre gonna play a hand raise it pre flop, the guy with the J6 would have probably folded and you would have won the hand, thats the risk with limping, so to avoid this in the future just raise it up
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Ordinarily I'd agree with you completely, but a guy who calls a pot-sized bet with middle pair and a bad kicker is not a guy who spends a lot of time folding pre-flop, I would guess. I suppose if I had raised 3 or 5X BB, maybe. |
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Posted: Thu, 06 Jan 2005, 3:46pm Post subject: |
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Full House

Joined: 12 Dec 2004
Posts: 1296 WPP: 54
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edit:
so mad i can't even demonstrate which emoticon cards to use |
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Posted: Sat, 08 Jan 2005, 12:32pm Post subject: |
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Flush

Joined: 10 Oct 2004
Posts: 325 WPP: 107
Location: Maryland US
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***** Hand History for Game 1407739721 *****
$1/$2 Hold'em - Saturday, January 08, 14:27:10 EDT 2005
Table Hot porridge (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 2: zman1 ( $68.75 )
Seat 4: Pureblade ( $88.75 )
Seat 5: Vecchioni ( $34.5 )
Seat 10: jmapih ( $40.5 )
Seat 1: illini28 ( $59.75 )
Seat 6: TC51560 ( $93.5 )
Seat 9: Cadieux ( $46.75 )
Seat 8: anisotropy ( $36 )
Seat 3: ZZwaste ( $61.5 )
Seat 7: nvsweet ( $16 )
ZZwaste posts small blind [$0.5].
Pureblade posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Vecchioni [ Ad As ]
Vecchioni raises [$2].
TC51560 folds.
nvsweet folds.
>You have options at Home Run Table!.
anisotropy folds.
Cadieux folds.
jmapih raises [$3].
illini28 folds.
zman1 folds.
ZZwaste raises [$3.5].
Pureblade folds.
Vecchioni calls [$2].
jmapih calls [$1].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3d, Td, Ks ]
ZZwaste bets [$1].
Vecchioni raises [$2].
jmapih calls [$2].
ZZwaste calls [$1].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2h ]
ZZwaste bets [$2].
>You have options at Home Run Table!.
Vecchioni raises [$4].
jmapih raises [$6].
ZZwaste calls [$4].
Vecchioni calls [$2].
** Dealing River ** [ 5s ]
ZZwaste checks.
Vecchioni checks.
jmapih bets [$2].
ZZwaste calls [$2].
Vecchioni raises [$4].
jmapih raises [$4].
ZZwaste calls [$4].
Vecchioni calls [$2].
jmapih shows [ Kd, Kc ] three of a kind, kings.
ZZwaste doesn't show [ Qh, Qs ] a pair of queens.
Vecchioni doesn't show [ Ad, As ] a pair of aces.
jmapih wins $54 from the main pot with three of a kind, kings. |
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Posted: Sat, 08 Jan 2005, 4:36pm Post subject: |
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Flush

Joined: 10 Oct 2004
Posts: 325 WPP: 107
Location: Maryland US
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***** Hand History for Game 1408877254 *****
$1/$2 Hold'em - Saturday, January 08, 18:34:54 EDT 2005
Table Loyalists (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 2: whatname ( $56.5 )
Seat 3: RiceDish ( $40.13 )
Seat 4: Volk33 ( $137.88 )
Seat 5: res077y2 ( $31.5 )
Seat 8: jmn101665 ( $37.5 )
Seat 10: Jaden1313 ( $39.5 )
Seat 1: TimVecchioni ( $79.75 )
Seat 7: poker_markus ( $50 )
Seat 9: rpawpaw ( $50 )
TimVecchioni posts small blind [$0.5].
whatname posts big blind [$1].
rpawpaw posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to TimVecchioni [ Ts Qs ]
RiceDish folds.
Volk33 calls [$1].
res077y2 folds.
poker_markus calls [$1].
jmn101665 folds.
zbaisley has joined the table.
rpawpaw checks.
Jaden1313 folds.
TimVecchioni calls [$0.5].
whatname checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2s, 2h, Kc ]
TimVecchioni checks.
whatname checks.
Volk33 checks.
poker_markus checks.
rpawpaw checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ac ]
TimVecchioni checks.
whatname checks.
Volk33 checks.
poker_markus checks.
rpawpaw checks.
** Dealing River ** [ Js ]
TimVecchioni bets [$2].
whatname folds.
Volk33 folds.
poker_markus folds.
rpawpaw raises [$4].
TimVecchioni raises [$4].
rpawpaw raises [$4].
TimVecchioni calls [$2].
rpawpaw shows [ 2d, 2c ] four of a kind, twos.
TimVecchioni doesn't show [ Ts, Qs ] a straight, ten to ace.
rpawpaw wins $20 from the main pot with four of a kind, twos.
ouch |
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Posted: Thu, 13 Jan 2005, 12:03am Post subject: |
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Straight

Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Posts: 154 WPP: 98
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| Tim Vecchioni wrote: | rpawpaw shows [ 2d, 2c ] four of a kind, twos.
TimVecchioni doesn't show [ Ts, Qs ] a straight, ten to ace.
rpawpaw wins $20 from the main pot with four of a kind, twos.
ouch |
I wouldn't call that a bad beat...just an extraordinary slowplay by rpawpaw |
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Posted: Thu, 13 Jan 2005, 2:40pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 27 Sep 2004
Posts: 2874 WPP: 161
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Two diff. tables, just a few hands apart:
Table 1. Dealt aces, raised pot-sized (about 3XBB). Called by one player. Flop is rainbow rags with a 4 on it. He bets, I raise, he puts me all in and I call. He held: pocket 4s.
Table 2. Dealt 89o and playing for free from the blind. Flop is 893 rainbow. Another player bets, I raise, he re-raises me all in. I call. He held: pocket 3s.
Down: $45 today.
That is just ridiculous. |
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Posted: Thu, 13 Jan 2005, 4:20pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 3554 WPP: 78
Location: emo-kid
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| dalecooper wrote: | Two diff. tables, just a few hands apart:
Table 1. Dealt aces, raised pot-sized (about 3XBB). Called by one player. Flop is rainbow rags with a 4 on it. He bets, I raise, he puts me all in and I call. He held: pocket 4s.
Table 2. Dealt 89o and playing for free from the blind. Flop is 893 rainbow. Another player bets, I raise, he re-raises me all in. I call. He held: pocket 3s.
Down: $45 today.
That is just ridiculous. |
those really aren't bad beats. they gave you a chance to fold both times (3betting all in is never a bluff). you need to learn to make these laydowns. |
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Posted: Tue, 18 Jan 2005, 8:20pm Post subject: |
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH

Joined: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 7349 WPP: 64
Location: This room is a good place to be
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| Tim Vecchioni wrote: | ***** Hand History for Game 1456962894 *****
$5/$10 Hold'em - Tuesday, January 18, 21:12:07 EDT 2005
Table Broadway House (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: whiteass ( $226.5 )
Seat 2: topcat1680 ( $323.5 )
Seat 3: darko76 ( $238 )
Seat 4: JohnBayou ( $420 )
Seat 5: StaxUp ( $223 )
Seat 7: McCracky ( $303 )
Seat 8: Abel99 ( $84 )
Seat 10: pokermonblu ( $34.5 )
Seat 6: TimVecchioni ( $94 )
Seat 9: nexus7 ( $243 )
whiteass posts small blind [$2].
topcat1680 posts big blind [$5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to TimVecchioni [ Kh Ks ]
darko76 folds.
JohnBayou folds.
StaxUp folds.
TimVecchioni raises [$10].
McCracky raises [$15].
Abel99 folds.
nexus7 folds.
pokermonblu folds.
whiteass folds.
topcat1680 folds.
TimVecchioni raises [$10].
McCracky calls [$5].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Tc, 4s, Td ]
TimVecchioni bets [$5].
McCracky calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
TimVecchioni bets [$10].
McCracky calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ 8c ]
TimVecchioni bets [$10].
McCracky raises [$20].
TimVecchioni calls [$10].
McCracky shows [ 8s, 8d ] a full house, Eights full of tens.
TimVecchioni doesn't show [ Kh, Ks ] two pairs, kings and tens.
McCracky wins $114 from the main pot with a full house, Eights full of tens. |
STBY. Take your medicine and post in the bad beat thread.
-'rilla |
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Posted: Wed, 19 Jan 2005, 10:37am Post subject: |
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Flush

Joined: 15 Dec 2004
Posts: 468 WPP: 93
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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was playin in a ring game .25/.50, i had K 9 o/s in SB, one limper before me, i limp, BB checks
flop comes J K A... I bet the pot, hoping to either be folded out or re-raised... both calls... ok...
Turn comes A... figure ill rep the A and scare them, i bet pot again and 1 call 1 fold... ok....
River comes J... i bet $8, he raises $8, I call, he shows J 2..........
Man I wanna kill people who make my day a living hell like that!!
-Chris |
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Posted: Thu, 20 Jan 2005, 8:59am Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 27 Sep 2004
Posts: 2874 WPP: 161
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
***** Hand History for Game 1463816689 *****
$25 PL Hold'em - Thursday, January 20, 11:01:28 EDT 2005
Table Betters Paradise (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 5: Rusty_Salyer ( $56.65 )
Seat 7: lebridgeur ( $24.45 )
Seat 4: stressball10 ( $31.05 )
Seat 6: br9467 ( $26.6 )
Seat 3: Robert1227 ( $40.15 )
Seat 10: GoodSR ( $75.8 )
Seat 2: corona_12 ( $21.25 )
Seat 8: decoyjg ( $23.25 )
Seat 1: Mike25home ( $19.8 )
Seat 9: phucker ( $3.85 )
corona_12 posts small blind [$0.25].
Robert1227 posts big blind [$0.5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to stressball10 [ Ac Ah ]
stressball10 raises [$1.75].
Rusty_Salyer folds.
phucker: nh
br9467 folds.
lebridgeur folds.
decoyjg folds.
phucker folds.
GoodSR calls [$1.75].
Mike25home folds.
corona_12 folds.
Robert1227 calls [$1.25].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2s, 5d, Qs ]
Robert1227 checks.
stressball10 bets [$5.25].
Million Dollar Guaranteed Tournament this coming Saturday at 4:30 PM. Register now or play the daily qualifiers. Hurry up or you miss out!
GoodSR calls [$5.25].
Robert1227 folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
Rusty_Salyer: speed tourney, be back in a few
stressball10 bets [$15.2].
GoodSR calls [$15.2].
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
stressball10 is all-In [$8.85]
GoodSR calls [$8.85].
stressball10 shows [ Ac, Ah ] a pair of aces.
GoodSR shows [ Qc, 2h ] two pairs, queens and twos.
GoodSR wins $61.1 from the main pot with two pairs, queens and twos. |
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