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Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 2004, 4:11pm Post subject: Fishing for compliments
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Straight
Joined: 24 Jul 2004
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Location: In The General Vicinity of Dallas
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| So, I'm taking my new avatar out for a spin. Whatcha think? |
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Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 2004, 4:35pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Homer makes wierd coughing noises.
Marge says, "Homer, what's wrong?"
Homer coughs out a chicken bone.
Homer says, "Chicken bone."
Some time later...
Home makes wierd coughing noises.
Marge says, "Another chicken bone?"
Homer coughs out a chicken bone and says, "Same one."
I <3 Simpsons.
-'rilla |
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Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 2004, 4:38pm Post subject: Re: Fishing for compliments
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Full House
Joined: 08 Oct 2004
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Location: Oklahoma City, OK
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| Molinero wrote: | | So, I'm taking my new avatar out for a spin. Whatcha think? |
mines better! 8-) |
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Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 2004, 8:11pm Post subject:
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Season I
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Location: Dallas, TX
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Hey, Molinero Max Power was on tonight
woo hoo! |
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Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 2004, 8:20pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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Sauve guy says, "Hey, love your name."
Homer as Max Power says, "Thanks, I got it off a hair-dryer."
Homer sings in the office while holding plaque engraved with his NEW name, "Max power! It's the name that feels good in your ear. But when you hear it, you musn't fear! Max power!"
-'rilla |
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Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 2004, 8:27pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 02 Oct 2004
Posts: 170
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Location: The Dude Abides
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| didn't homer want to change marge's name to chesty larue in that one too? i love calling my wife that, she hates it, but it's simpsons, hence....classic. |
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Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 2004, 8:33pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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Yes. Yes he did.
What a great man.
-'rilla |
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Posted: Mon, 06 Dec 2004, 8:49pm Post subject:
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Season I
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Location: Dallas, TX
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Best quote from this episode, I think:
Homer: "This is the worst party ever."
Marge: "I don't know.. remember Lenny's New Years Eve party? He didn't even have a clock..." |
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Posted: Tue, 07 Dec 2004, 12:12pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 230
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Location: In The General Vicinity of Dallas
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Homer: There are three ways to get something done: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Lisa: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster! |
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Posted: Tue, 07 Dec 2004, 4:27pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 02 Oct 2004
Posts: 170
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Location: The Dude Abides
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to the tune of flintstones sung by homer driving his car:
simpson, homer simpson,
he's the greatest guy in historyyyyyy
from the, town of springfield,
he's about to hit a chestnut tree
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! |
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Posted: Wed, 08 Dec 2004, 11:11am Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 230
WPP: 89
Location: In The General Vicinity of Dallas
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Said after the Simpson family auto strikes a statue of a deer
Homer: D'OH!
Lisa: (pointing) A deer!
Marge: A FEmale deer!
hehe... |
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Posted: Wed, 08 Dec 2004, 11:25am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 11 Oct 2004
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Lol i love ur simpsons avatar man, and the quotes are hilarious keep em coming
-anto |
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Posted: Wed, 08 Dec 2004, 12:44pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 230
WPP: 89
Location: In The General Vicinity of Dallas
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(Said to Homer after he grovels and begs for his old job back)
Mr. Burns: As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the Plague.
Smithers: Um, sir, that's 'plaque'.
Mr. Burns: Ah, yes -- the plaque! (Reading) "Don't forget: You're here forever." |
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