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Posted: Sat, 18 Mar 2006, 7:05pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | | Warpe wrote: | 
I've actually never seen it, but then I can't see why I ever would. |
You must be joking.
Great movie. |
yah... I used to be really into B movies. They are great because they are good because of how bad/cliched they are. If you are new to B movies and want to get your feet wet, start with Evil Dead or Evil Dead 2 ( the sequel is the same movie, just a bigger budget I believe. The true sequel is Army of Darkness, which is completely kick ass. The main character in the Evil Dead movies is umm.. forget his first name.. something Campbell, he actually has a cameo in the second spider man movie, hes the usher at the theatre that doesnt let peter parker in because hes late. Another good one is Dawn of the Dead, the original (this one is actually a 'serious' movie, as opposed to the Evil Dead movies that are parodies of B movies but at the same time still B movies...). Attack of the killer tomatoes is obviously a B movies too, same as The Toxic Avenger.
Similar to B movies are movies out of Hong Kong. Like pretty much all of Chow Yun Fat's flicks. A Better Tommorow, Hard Boiled, ect ect. They are stuffed full of cliches, but none the less supremely badass.
And on a side note that Campbell guy is coming out with a movie this summer I think, I cant wait. Ok my B movie rant is over. |
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Posted: Sat, 18 Mar 2006, 7:10pm Post subject:
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But who will mod the mods?!
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b00st,
Can you include a brief, one-sentence summary at the bottom of each of your posts? You know, something like...
SUMMARY
B movies are cool and the Evil Dead series is g00t!
This way, I don't have to stop for 20 minutes to read whenever you write something. I can just skip to your Summary and I still won't miss anything. |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Mar 2006, 3:49am Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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Evil Dead series sucked!
Evil Dead was a good movie. Scary, pretty decent, shitty effect.
Evil dead 2 was the same fucking movie. THE SAME IDEA. Just different peopel NOTHIJGN N EW!
Army of Darkness was a fgreat idea but it ust lost it osn the deliviery
i have ovtften said that i coudl make a much better AoD than they made. MCUUH BETTER. |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Mar 2006, 4:14am Post subject:
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Strike 3
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stop talking crap you alcoholic mf
AoD is def one of the best movies ever made, no way you could've improved it even a tiny bit poindexter
HAIL TO THE KING BABY |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Mar 2006, 12:54pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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| Terrible delivery on most jokes. 5 great lines with terrible delivery. 1 great scene at the end of the movie. |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Mar 2006, 1:01pm Post subject:
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Strike 3
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You have no taste.
In fact, I'm gonna watch it again tonight.
[In a passionate moment of romance]
Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby. |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Mar 2006, 1:36pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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| ake wrote: | You have no taste.
In fact, I'm gonna watch it again tonight.
[In a passionate moment of romance]
Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby. |
Yes, when i was told about the movie in my thread about buying movies for every letter, I was so thrilled. When I watched the preview to the movie on DVD, I was just about ready to die laughing through the entire movie.
But EVERY funny part, which is 5 good lines, is in the preview.
The best preview to a movie ever. But the movie just lost it. |
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Posted: Mon, 20 Mar 2006, 2:22am Post subject:
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Flush
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Posted: Mon, 20 Mar 2006, 2:32am Post subject:
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But who will mod the mods?!
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I actually saw this in the theater.
Yor, the Hunter From the Future
Yor, an extremely blond prehistoric warrior, comes to question his origins, particularly with regard to a mysterious medallion he wears. When he learns of a desert goddess who supposedly wears the same medallion, Yor decides that he must find her and learn his true identity. Along the way, he encounters ape-men, dinosaurs, and a strange futuristic society. |
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Posted: Mon, 20 Mar 2006, 2:53am Post subject:
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Flush
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sorry X man...
Im retarded in that way. I just have thoughts ,and I just type. I never stop to try and form them into coherent thoughts. I try.. but I just cant... I have so much to say, and dont know how to organize it  |
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Posted: Mon, 20 Mar 2006, 9:05pm Post subject:
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Full House
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Gods and generals (4 hours of mind numbing civil war drama)
or Freddy got fingered. Thank god Tom green stopped making movies after this load of dog shit he produced. |
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Posted: Tue, 21 Mar 2006, 12:51am Post subject:
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Strike 3
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Freddy got fingered is awesome.
Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages!!? |
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Posted: Tue, 21 Mar 2006, 11:48am Post subject:
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| Only movies I've walked out of are Envy and Wolf Creek. |
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Posted: Tue, 21 Mar 2006, 7:41pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| yah I thought hte "daddy would you like some sausage" and the "Im a backwards man" scenes in freddy got fingered were great. I guess not much beyond that though. |
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Posted: Tue, 21 Mar 2006, 8:28pm Post subject:
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Also don't forget to add any movie where paris hilton is in.
Btw attack of the killer tomatoes was supposed was so dumb that it was funny.
They weren't nominated for worst movie in the oscars because they made the movie bad on purpose to win that prize. |
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Posted: Tue, 21 Mar 2006, 8:45pm Post subject:
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| I cant believe no one has mentioned ROLLERBALL........what a god awful movie. RMP with David Arquett was also really bad. Hmmm the last movie i walked out of was ice harvest, that movie sucked, wasnt funny at all. |
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Posted: Tue, 21 Mar 2006, 8:53pm Post subject:
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Flush
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the fast and the furious, and more so 2fast 2 furious.
anyone who is really a car enthusiast felt sick when paul walkers gay ass said "I need it to be fast, get me nos, 2 bottles" THE NUMBER OF BOTTLES HAS NO EFFECT ON THE IMPROVEMENT OF HORSEPOWER! Its like saying "I need it to be fast, get me 5 extra gas tanks!" |
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Posted: Wed, 22 Mar 2006, 12:08am Post subject:
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Full House
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| boostNslide wrote: | the fast and the furious, and more so 2fast 2 furious.
anyone who is really a car enthusiast felt sick when paul walkers gay ass said "I need it to be fast, get me nos, 2 bottles" THE NUMBER OF BOTTLES HAS NO EFFECT ON THE IMPROVEMENT OF HORSEPOWER! Its like saying "I need it to be fast, get me 5 extra gas tanks!" |
oh lord i hated that.....and the fact that they called it NOS.....a brand name.....and after that damn movie people would come up to me and be like.....WOOOW....you have NOS....ugghhh stupid...... |
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Posted: Wed, 22 Mar 2006, 12:32am Post subject:
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Full House
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| lineof7s wrote: | ok, yall may have never heard of it, but it was out in theatres for a little while. It's called the straight story, and an aunt of mine "recommended" it, and somehow got dragged into seeing it with my mom one day. The whole movie was him driving to his brothers house in a lawn mower, and the "climax" was when the brakes went out on a large hill. Moving stuff people, simply moving.   |
Brilliant movie, just watched it again on cable a couple days ago- incredible acting and even more incredible direction/concept by David Lynch. The movie has been pretty much universally acclaimed by critics- and "regular people" as well ( looking at the member reviews on netflix- there is one bad review out of 124- ) You are the first person I have ever heard who didnt like it- but to each his own.... |
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Posted: Wed, 22 Mar 2006, 12:33am Post subject:
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Flush
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yah .. lol
oh and despite what that movie would have you believe, too much nos != floor boards falling out. |
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Posted: Wed, 22 Mar 2006, 12:59am Post subject:
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"XXX: State of the Union" (lasted about 25 minutes into this one, hoping it would get better, which was wishful thinking- gf and I had to turn it off)
"Face Off" Travolta and Cage- How could you go wrong with these 2 , or so I thought........ |
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Posted: Wed, 22 Mar 2006, 1:20am Post subject:
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| I didn't feel like reading this whole thread so I'm not sure if it has been mentioned yet. But, the worse movie of all time has to be 'Dark City' with Keifer Sutherland. What a fucking dragfest. |
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Posted: Wed, 22 Mar 2006, 3:01am Post subject:
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| I never rent these, but any movie that you see in blockbuster thats selling point is the similarity in title and/or theme to a really big movie. Such as vampire movies with the protagonist being a bad ass black guy with a sword. And the title will be some shit like DarkHunter. Those always seem like they would be REALLY bad. |
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Posted: Wed, 22 Mar 2006, 3:08am Post subject:
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| boostNslide wrote: | | I never rent these, but any movie that you see in blockbuster thats selling point is the similarity in title and/or theme to a really big movie. Such as vampire movies with the protagonist being a bad ass black guy with a sword. And the title will be some shit like DarkHunter. Those always seem like they would be REALLY bad. |
You don't like Blade? |
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Posted: Wed, 22 Mar 2006, 3:29am Post subject:
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Flush
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| I didnt say that, reread what I said. |
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Posted: Wed, 12 Apr 2006, 2:57pm Post subject:
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OLD MAN RIVER
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This came on TV last night...
Best line (in the 10 mins I watched): "Is sex always like that?" |
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Posted: Wed, 12 Apr 2006, 6:33pm Post subject:
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Wow, I was expecting to hear a lot of out of the mainstream bad movies here but this is just a thread of blockbusters no one liked. Except Xianti has tried several times to bring up "Yor", though I have have to disagree with this. Xianti, try watching it while drinking with the guys or something. This is one that's so bad it's entertaining!
I'd like to hear some more obscure bad movies. Lets get those straight to video messes out here. My pick, The Peanut Butter Solution. Anyone remember that baby? Anyone... no? |
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Posted: Wed, 12 Apr 2006, 6:42pm Post subject:
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Strike 3
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New film just out in the UK, it's a surprising stinker.
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Posted: Thu, 13 Apr 2006, 4:41am Post subject:
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Full House
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For truely bad movies you have to go for the arty, bizarro ones.
I mean, sure, "Spy Hard" was so deathly dull that suicide really did seem a viable option. But for haunting badness you have to look at those pushing the boundaries of whatever boundaries there are trying to keep this crap out.
We had video nights at uni. I'd get some mainstream film, another mate would get a Hong Kong bloodfest and then another guy would get an arty film.
He brought back "I Love You" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091244/
once. This film | |
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