A sensitive question for the guys.

There needs to be a universal name set out for when your ... member is peeking through the hole in the front of your boxers. This is an extraordinarily tough situation to be in, as it is harder than one would think to correct.

Any ideas?

Dismemberment.

turtle-breather

lol... The ol' penis peekaboo. It brings back fond(disturbing?) memories of when I use to live with 3 other guys. It typically happened in the morning when someone would wake and would be in their boxers and still half asleep. Well one day my roommate Justin woke up and went down to the kitchen to get something to drink. My other rommate's girlfriend Nicole was in the kitchen when he comes walking in, oblivious to the fact that his penis was hanging out of the front of his boxers. Nicole saw it and, not knowing what to do, embarrasingly says "peekaboo". Not understanding what the hell she is talking about, Justin continues walking to the refrigerator. She again says "peekaboo" and this time points to her crotch area. Now Justin looks down and sees his dick flapping around. If it was me I would've probably apologized and quickly put it away as I'm sure most people would. Instead Justin puts down the apple juice, grabs his exposed penis and chases her into the living room twirling it around and yelling "Peekaboo? I see you. I see you. I see you Nicole. I see you."

Before that you'd know if your penis was hanging out if someone saw you and immediately turned their head with a pained look on their face. After that you just had to say "peekaboo" and they'd know what you meant.

rofl.

Hilarious.

I almost fell outa my chair remembering the time I lost a ball outa the bottom of my boxers in front of my whole family, sittign on a step is not a good idea in only your boxers Sad

I call it "Hes trying to escape"

I think peekaboo is better

groundhog

peekaboo it is

Yea hthe Penis Peakaboo.

up periscope ?

well, if it's not "up" it could just be out periscope

or possibly, if only the head is out, it could be the Jedi Master, I mean it is like a cloaked thing

look out for the early bird.

rofl groundhog checking his shadow

peeping Tom (or Dick, or Hairy)

True Story: When I was in the advertising agency business, our shop had to do a corporate image ad for a sausage manufacturer featuring the president of the company. His name? Harry Dyck. The copywriter, who liked to drink a tad, got drunk and went to town with this assignment one night, talking about Harry Dyck and [ABC] Sausage "thrusting" into the 21st century, etc. etc. yada yada yada, submitting the draft the next morning as a joke to an account exec who, due to inherent dimness, unfortunately didn't get the joke. He sent it to the company, the company APPROVED it, and it ran in a national magazine.

hahahahaha

Haha, this thread rules.

Solution to the problem: get some of the boxers with the button up front to close the hole. A must have with male roomates.

They'd say "{Darth Vader Voice}Impressive. Most Impressive." or I'd just trip on it and laugh embarrassed.

I never really got what the flap was for, the fly in your pants, well if you wear tight jeans you might need the extra slack to get them on and off. But why in the boxers? I guess some people unzip thier fly then fish through thier boxers and pull it out the flap... I never did this, just seems like a bit too much work.

Or wear boxer briefs, the chicks dig it and ur penis has a much harder time finding its way out.....

what does /qft mean?

And boxer breifs make me feel weird, I have one pair and only wear them when I run out of clean boxers and forget to do laundry. It like holds your cock in an odd way. I feel like Im wearing a thong or somethin, its just not cool.

qft = quoted for truth

ah, thought it meant quit fucking talking. Good to know I have some back up on this, for a while I thought I was a bit weird. Yet in my head I couldnt figure out why I was weird for doing it the easy way. Oh and does anyone else dislike urinals? Like I have no problem with the size of my cock, or any desire to look over at the other guys.. but theres such a narrow field of vision, esp when theres a guy on either side. And sometimes you got some kinda weird lookin guy next to you and you dont wanna look at him, but you keep having this odd feeling that his faggot ass is looking at your cock. Even weirder is at the ball games, when they just have hte one longgggg troft, and like no dividers or nothin. Like I said Im far from insecure about my cock, but none the less I dont care to voluntarily show it to some guy.

This is kinda related, I also have a sorta phobia of public restrooms, cuz one time at hte ice skating rink when I was like 5 I had to shit really bad, and one stall had a guy in it, and the other was litterally covered in shit, like splattered all over. And at 5 I guess I was a lil shy, and didnt say anything, just held it for like several hours. So like I take pisses and if I must Ill take a shit, but I dont like it. Like at work I just made myself get on a schedule, I wake up eat breakfast, eat lunch at work, get off, and go home immediately and take a monster shit and read a magazine.

Ok, Ill stop talking about my shitting habbits now.

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