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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 12:01am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Location: Your place or my place
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| The initials to my middle school were PMS. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 12:30am Post subject:
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Almost as bad as that idiot redgrape
Joined: 29 Oct 2004
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| Jishu wrote: | | She starts coming onto me, I start joking around (7 minutes left in her first period, I know I need to work quickly cause I like the extra warm and juicy feeling). | |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 12:46am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 3545
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Location: Collecting $eV
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| givememyleg wrote: | where's char?
he hardly, if ever, gets pms | I just realized in the last week or so that this was P.M.S.
I was assuming PMs (personal messages). I'm such a n00b. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 7:35am Post subject:
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Straight Flush
Joined: 24 Feb 2006
Posts: 4170
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Location: Dublin
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| swiggidy wrote: | | givememyleg wrote: | where's char?
he hardly, if ever, gets pms | I just realized in the last week or so that this was P.M.S.
I was assuming PMs (personal messages). I'm such a n00b. |
i took it that way to swig.
Fortune500, what you smelled your hand for odour. I aint never done that or maybe ive been fortunate not to come across stank vag. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 9:14am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 1553
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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| swiggidy wrote: | | givememyleg wrote: | where's char?
he hardly, if ever, gets pms | I just realized in the last week or so that this was P.M.S.
I was assuming PMs (personal messages). I'm such a n00b. |
I think every single person on FTR has had this realization at some point. It's the ultimate joke.
And just for the new theme of this thread:
Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 9:22am Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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| Chard's title originated from him hardly if ever getting personal messages. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 9:39am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 1892
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Location: surfing in a room
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| bigred wrote: |
I think every single person on FTR has had this realization at some point. It's the ultimate joke.
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i donīt get it. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 10:00am Post subject:
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{NSFW - nipple}
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
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This post seems so random I was wondering what the poop would possess this guy to talk about his old work just out of the blue like that. Then I remembered this actually wasn't a thread about circumcision, hand jobs, girls finding Lukie's phone voice irresistable (wtf?), and parting the red sea. The FTR Theorem at it's finest!
BTW, some of you need to man up! What are you so scared of plowing your girlfriend when she's on her rag?
Something that did gross me out is I had a friend that went down on a 200+ beast he picked up at the bar one night. And he went down on her while she was heavily ovulating. And on top of all that, this isn't a story of secret shame to him, he still brags about that night to this day. |
Last edited by Galapogos on Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 4:56pm; edited 1 time in total
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 11:07am Post subject:
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Strike 3
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| I was born in a different decade to when I was due to be born. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 11:51am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 3545
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Location: Collecting $eV
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | | Chard's title originated from him hardly if ever getting personal messages. | k, so I'm not crazy. |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 12:11pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 575
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Location: Chi-town
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| dwarfman wrote: | | I was born in a different decade to when I was due to be born. |
fiscal? |
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Posted: Sat, 07 Apr 2007, 12:14pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: Chi-town
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| I prefer sleeping in the nude. |
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Posted: Sun, 08 Apr 2007, 1:47am Post subject:
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Crazy Canadian Courtiebwnage
Joined: 29 May 2005
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| swiggidy wrote: | | a500lbgorilla wrote: | | Chard's title originated from him hardly if ever getting personal messages. | k, so I'm not crazy. |
yeesh guys. it's supposed to be a play on both version of pms. xianti was going to make it PMs but i made him change it so it could go both ways. |
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Posted: Sun, 08 Apr 2007, 2:18am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 3603
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Location: Your place or my place
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| haha. chard goes both ways. *giggle* |
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Posted: Sun, 08 Apr 2007, 2:47am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
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| boostNslide wrote: | | I prefer sleeping in the nude. | people who don't are weird |
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Posted: Sun, 08 Apr 2007, 2:54am Post subject:
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Almost as bad as that idiot redgrape
Joined: 29 Oct 2004
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| swiggidy wrote: | | boostNslide wrote: | | I prefer sleeping in the nude. | people who don't are weird |
De gustibus non disputandem est (excuse my bad latin) |
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Posted: Sun, 08 Apr 2007, 1:56pm Post subject:
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i rarely, if ever, get pms
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I rarely, if ever, get pms.
I almost always sleep in the nude. |
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Posted: Sun, 08 Apr 2007, 10:01pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 18 May 2006
Posts: 559
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Location: Toronto
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| IowaSkinsFan wrote: | | Jishu wrote: | | She starts coming onto me, I start joking around (7 minutes left in her first period, I know I need to work quickly cause I like the extra warm and juicy feeling). | |
are you kidding? in 7 minutes I could have finished, had a smoke, gone at it again and been home grinding 25nl.
Jkin ima champ. |
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Posted: Sun, 08 Apr 2007, 11:15pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Jul 2005
Posts: 3253
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Location: at the pool
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| i'm wearing shorts right now (workout type shorts) and i'm going commando, it's very comfortable. |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 3:59pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 575
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Location: Chi-town
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| I got out the shower and was lotioning my body, hot right?, and george imed me, I talked to george for several minutes while naked and of course informed him of this fact. |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 4:26pm Post subject:
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{NSFW - nipple}
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
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| Someone start talking about something else fast! Lukie and Boost are taking this thread to a place I really don't want to see it go! |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 4:54pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 22 Feb 2005
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Location: West Virginia
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| I watched the 3 part special on the Galapogos islands, I found it very interesting. (on the national geographic channel) |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 5:07pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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| Galapogos wrote: | | Someone start talking about something else fast! Lukie and Boost are taking this thread to a place I really don't want to see it go! |
sorry this is the road to boys town and weve past the last turn off. |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 5:31pm Post subject:
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Radmin
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| boostNslide wrote: | | sorry this is the road to boys town and weve past the last turn off. |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 5:39pm Post subject:
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Almost as bad as that idiot redgrape
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 5:43pm Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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| Xianti, you have good taste in men. |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 7:21pm Post subject:
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EAT BUGS
Joined: 07 Dec 2004
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| does xianti save the pics of all ftrers somewhere? he must |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 7:59pm Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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| gabe wrote: | | does xianti save the pics of all ftrers somewhere? he must |
esspecially if they're in bed wearing spandex underwear |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 8:36pm Post subject:
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Radmin
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| gabe wrote: | | does xianti save the pics of all ftrers somewhere? he must |
Just the hot ones. |
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Posted: Mon, 09 Apr 2007, 9:08pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
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| WELL THAT WASN'T RANDOM. GIVEHIMHISPANTS. |
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Posted: Wed, 11 Apr 2007, 9:45am Post subject:
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{NSFW - nipple}
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
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| What the? Who dressed up a cadaver like that? Crazy med students... |
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Posted: Wed, 11 Apr 2007, 3:15pm Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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| Galapogos wrote: | | What the? Who dressed up a cadaver like that? Crazy med students... | Hey, I happen to think that guy's white legs are hot. |
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Posted: Wed, 11 Apr 2007, 7:46pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 06 May 2005
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| dwarfman wrote: | | I was born in a different decade to when I was due to be born. | 2 months hereff also im wastdwe- |
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Posted: Tue, 02 Oct 2007, 3:07pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 15 Dec 2004
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Just another gread thread of the past that xianti killed with a gmml pic.
-Chris |
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Posted: Tue, 02 Oct 2007, 4:06pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 18 Aug 2004
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i have my ARCT diploma in piano performance.
grade 10 in violin.
played saxophone in jazz band high school.
sang in the high school choir.
black belt in kungfu (hung gar).
drive an integra.
yep...stereotypical asian. |
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Posted: Tue, 02 Oct 2007, 4:21pm Post subject:
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EAT BUGS
Joined: 07 Dec 2004
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| i got an iphone and even though i tell people it is super cool (because it is) it still bugs out alot |
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Posted: Tue, 02 Oct 2007, 4:47pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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| gabe wrote: | | i got an iphone and even though i tell people it is super cool (because it is) it still bugs out alot |
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Posted: Wed, 03 Oct 2007, 4:54pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| boost wrote: | from 2+2 thread "your most embarrassing story ever." Not sure if this really fits the op for this thread, but w/e.
This one is from a long time ago, and its actually pretty funny I think. My mom is white and my dad is black, I dont look like Im either white or black, not really sure what race I look like. Anyways, I was with my grandma from my dads side, going to the park with a couple of my other siblings, some cousins and some neighborhood kids. Most of these kids are black. I was one of the youngest being around 5 years old, and naturally I was getting picked on. To this day, I have no clue where I got this from, but I just snapped back at one of them, "well at least god didnt leave me in the toaster too long to burn!" It was like time had frozen. I didnt get to play in the park, and when we got back to the apartment I had to go outside and fetch a switch. Yes.. I really had to do this... |
dude seriously this is the funniest thing i've ever seen you type |
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Posted: Mon, 27 Apr 2009, 2:58am Post subject:
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i rarely, if ever, get pms
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| Xianti wrote: | | boostNslide wrote: | | sorry this is the road to boys town and weve past the last turn off. |
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wheeeeeeeeee |
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Posted: Mon, 27 Apr 2009, 3:51am Post subject:
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Full House
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lol thank you for bumping this chard.
Back to riding the Red River lol. Yep, I do it. Its vagina. I enjoy it in all forms (except rotten {acronym Renton hates}).
Also, heres another thing about me. This last fall, I was 18, my dad's ex fiance's daughter calls me (shes like 16 i think) calls me. Shes pretty hot so im like, ok lets do this shit. But she tells me about one of her friends that likes me and I was like, Ok what do u want me to do about it? She hands the phone to her friend and shes starts hitting on me and shit. So im like ok, I'm def coming home from college this weekend.
So I get there. We're all hanging out in the living room. The fiance's daughter goes off to her bedroom with her bf and start DOING IT OMG (lol). So me and this chick are just sitting there listening to this and shes like, "you wanna?" I'm thinking "WTF? Of course!" So we go to another bedroom. Shut off the lights, do the dirty and we start talking and shit. She asks me how old I am and where I go to school, I tell her im 18 and a freshmen in college. She gets quiet. I'm thinking to myself, wtf. I ask her how old she is, like a junior or senior in hs? Nope. Sophmore? nope. *gulp* freshmen? yup. SHIT. How old are you? 15. *smashes face into wall*
In my defense (lol) she was hot as fuck, had a body that most 20 year olds would be jealous of, her friend (fiance's daughter) was 16, and I didn't ask age before hand. :/ Luckily, I dont suck at the sexin' so no jail time lol.
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- 15 year old chick
- Shes hot
- Tells me her age after I hit it.
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Posted: Mon, 27 Apr 2009, 4:33am Post subject:
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| I'm not very good at poker. |
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Posted: Mon, 27 Apr 2009, 5:00am Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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| SUP FTR IM JUST HANGIN OUT |
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Posted: Mon, 27 Apr 2009, 5:04am Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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| Sykedupp wrote: | Just another gread thread of the past that xianti killed with a gmml pic.
-Chris |
WTF |
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Posted: Mon, 27 Apr 2009, 7:12am Post subject:
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Full House
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| I grew up in Las Vegas. One of my friends from high school lived in the same neighborhood as Phil Ivey. Of all the ridiculous mansions his might just have been the ballingest. I have ding dong ditched Phil Ivey. |
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Posted: Mon, 27 Apr 2009, 8:31am Post subject:
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Flush
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my mother used to date the doctor who tried to save jimi hendrix but failed
Guess that make this post a fail
still time for mother to date winning doctor |
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Straight
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Location: Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car.
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i was in the movie business...
i made sets for tv , movies, videos and game shows, and also made floats and stage show set for disney...
profiler
pretender
american family
the district
campus cops
paranormal girl
nancy drew
jakes women
nickelodeon's the big help
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city of industry
blade
basketball diaries
don juan demarco
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back street boys
eagles at the rose bowl
ice cube
naughty by nature
digable planets
red hot chilli peppers
matchbox 20
stone temple pilots
vince neil
the corrs
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army commercial
korbel champagne commercial
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the lion king parade
hunchback of notre dame stage show
Pocahontas stage show
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stephen spielberg's resturant, Dive! in LA, and vegas
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jurrasic park touring stage show
LA gear info booths
ad-ONE sneakers booth
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warner brothers stores marvins rocket (childrens interactive space toy)
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now i'm laid off in bumfuck connecticut...
why the poop did i move back here?
i hate it here....... |
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Posted: Mon, 27 Apr 2009, 12:43pm Post subject:
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High Card
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something people might not know about me is I am dating a woman 15 years older than me and i;m allergic to alcohol.. ....but not to mary jane.. .... |
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Posted: Mon, 27 Apr 2009, 1:25pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| gonefishin420 wrote: | | something people might not know about me is I am dating a woman 15 years older than me and i;m allergic to alcohol......but not to mary jane...... |
Nah.. i knew both those things. |
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Posted: Mon, 27 Apr 2009, 1:38pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| gonefishin420 wrote: | | something people might not know about me is I am dating a woman 15 years older than me |
How old are you though? This may or may not be impressive/disgusting. |
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Full House
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Location: In your fridge
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| I just learned how to whistle and I hate mayo. I am also allergic to cubicles. |
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