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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 2:35pm Post subject:
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i rarely, if ever, get pms
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| I've never understood why some people don't have sex when the female is menstruating - free lube. |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 3:00pm Post subject:
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Radmin
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| chardrian wrote: | | I've never understood why some people don't have sex when the female is menstruating - free lube. |
I'm not turned off by it. However, some girls simply don't want to be touched when they're menstruating. Others, however, are even hornier. |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 3:10pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Yeah, doesn't bother me either. Just shower afterwards and all is good.
Speaking of having sex while a girl is menstruating...
WHEN THE RED RIVER FLOWS, TAKE THE DIRT ROAD! |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 3:11pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Somewhere fucking up the youth of America
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also, boost, handjobs are awesome
if you're in high school |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 3:17pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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| Ultimate George wrote: | also, boost, handjobs are awesome
if you're in high school |
Any time boost can get a lady-friend to touch his winkie-dink he should be proud. Don't you take that away from him. |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 4:11pm Post subject:
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Radmin
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 4:13pm Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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| i won't go near that thing when the red is flowing |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 4:14pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| Ultimate George wrote: | also, boost, handjobs are awesome
if you're in middle school or your name is george |
zing |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 4:23pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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| Lukie if you're trying to claim that HJs weren't cool in highschool then you are spinning quite a tall tale, sir. |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 6:11pm Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind
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| Ultimate George wrote: |
WHEN THE RED RIVER FLOWS, TAKE THE DIRT ROAD! |
QFT |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 6:18pm Post subject:
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EAT BUGS
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 6:19pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| StageWhisper wrote: | | Ultimate George wrote: |
WHEN THE RED RIVER FLOWS, TAKE THE DIRT ROAD! |
QFT |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 8:07pm Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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| StageWhisper wrote: | | Ultimate George wrote: |
WHEN THE RED RIVER FLOWS, TAKE THE DIRT ROAD! |
QFT |
hahahaaa |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 8:08pm Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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| oh also, when did it become uncool to get a hj? |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 8:09pm Post subject:
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Straight Flush
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| StageWhisper wrote: | | Ultimate George wrote: |
WHEN THE RED RIVER FLOWS, TAKE THE DIRT ROAD! |
QFT |
OMG I'm in love |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 8:51pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| givememyleg wrote: | | oh also, when did it become uncool to get a hj? | If that's your thing I guess it's cool.
A handjob is a man's job
A blowjob is yo job
-man to woman |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 8:53pm Post subject:
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| givememyleg wrote: | | oh also, when did it become uncool to get a hj? |
I don't get the point of doing something for a guy that he can do way better for himself. |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 8:53pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| this was from Playboy, they suggested calling it a blow-party instead of a blow-job cuz it should be fun, not work. My last gf was a no-no with the flo-flo but she would get all excited for the upcoming blow-party days. |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 9:01pm Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind
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| Should have kept her then. |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 9:20pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| StageWhisper wrote: | | Should have kept her then. | prob |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 11:05pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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w t f
apparantly my voice makes girls masturbate and orgasm on the phone (twice!)
i wasn't even saying anything sexual
true story
beat: she self proclaims herself basically as god's daughter, no sex before marriage, yadayadayada |
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Posted: Thu, 05 Apr 2007, 11:35pm Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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| Lukie wrote: | w t f
apparantly my voice makes girls masturbate and orgasm on the phone (twice!)
i wasn't even saying anything sexual
true story |
too bad you chickened out, didn't get her number, started a thread about it, then locked it out of embarassment |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 12:26am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| givememyleg wrote: | | Lukie wrote: | w t f
apparantly my voice makes girls masturbate and orgasm on the phone (twice!)
i wasn't even saying anything sexual
true story |
too bad you chickened out, didn't get her number, started a thread about it, then locked it out of embarassment |
but i didnt chicken out, i already had her number, didn't start a thread about it, and i cant lock a thread out of embarrassment unless it's mine! |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 1:49am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| I rode the red river a few times with an ex. I really, I just dont recommend it. Pulling your dick out and seeing it all bloody is just not something you want to do. |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 1:51am Post subject:
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Radmin
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| I like it. It's extra warm and juicy. |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 1:53am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Its memorable, thats for sure. If I think about it, I can see it perfectly. I'd rather not.
We did it once with her on top too. When we "detached", it poured all over me. I think that ruined it for me. |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 2:12am Post subject:
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Radmin
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| euphoricism wrote: | | We did it once with her on top too. When we "detached", it poured all over me. I think that ruined it for me. |
Well, no. You don't want her on top when she's on the rag. That's just silly. |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 4:45am Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind
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| euphoricism wrote: | | I rode the red river a few times with an ex. I really, I just dont recommend it. Pulling your dick out and seeing it all bloody is just not something you want to do. |
Aggreement from the other side.
| swiggedy wrote: | | they suggested calling it a blow-party instead of a blow-job cuz it should be fun, not work. |
BTW, this is only true if it ends in 15 minutes or less. After that, it is definately a job. So if you plan on 'having a party', don't beat off before hand. That's just mean. |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 5:49am Post subject:
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Straight Flush
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| Xianti wrote: | | I like it. It's extra warm and juicy. |
simply the grossest thing you have ever said oh wise one
only once that i know of riding on the rag there was just a tiny bit of blood on the sheets after i pulled out, just did not like it. END OF STORY |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 6:09am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| Why didn't someone PM me and tell me this thread got awesome? |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 6:10am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| Da GOAT wrote: | | Xianti wrote: | | I like it. It's extra warm and juicy. |
simply the grossest thing you have ever said oh wise one
only once that i know of riding on the rag there was just a tiny bit of blood on the sheets after i pulled out, just did not like it. END OF STORY |
Goat you going to the IO? |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 8:46am Post subject:
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Straight Flush
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| Irisheyes wrote: | | Goat you going to the IO? |
my mates brother is in it, thats about as close as ill get. havent tried to get a ticket. You? |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 10:20am Post subject:
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Full House
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I can wait out the Red Storm now LOL, but there was a time it didn't matter. One time I was, um, "reciprocating", and I didn't know for a few seconds that she was just getting started. No clue. Until I got that funny taste.......
Also, in keeping with the April Muppet theme, you wouldn't likely know that I can sound and sing like Kermit. There was a radio contest here in Indianapolis where you got front row tickets to a concert for doing and impersonation. I called in and sang the first few lines of "The Rainbow Connection" and won.......LOL...... |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 11:12am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| StageWhisper wrote: | | swiggedy wrote: | | they suggested calling it a blow-party instead of a blow-job cuz it should be fun, not work. | BTW, this is only true if it ends in 15 minutes or less. After that, it is definately a job. So if you plan on 'having a party', don't beat off before hand. That's just mean. | lol, who does that?
I had a gf who lived like an hour away. Since I only saw here a couple times a week I was definitely hitting it no matter what was going on. When you live close (or together) taking a couple days off isn't that big of a deal. |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 4:37pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| Xianti wrote: | | I like it. It's extra warm and juicy. |
Im with you brother. I wouldnt rock it if its just some random chick (most wouldnt let you anyways), but with a girl youre serious with.. meh.. why not?
funny story... road trip... that spoke of the cycle... hotel room... maids got a suprise hwen they went to wash the sheets...
say! george that room was booked as a block of rooms for you wedding, hope you didnt get smacked with a bill for new bed sheets. |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 4:46pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| swiggidy wrote: | | My last gf was a no-no with the flo-flo but she would get all excited for the upcoming blow-party days. |
yah, I remember one time we were a lil drunk I think and both horny as fuck so we just did it, like x man said, its warmer and wetter... just turn the lights off. However I sometimes would regret doing it because before we broke that barrier, I was getting a couple days of blow jobs and I didnt have to do shit for them. Obv I still got head all the time, but it was more foreplay, rarely got to finish that way. |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 5:38pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| cardsman1992 wrote: | | One time I was, um, "reciprocating", and I didn't know for a few seconds that she was just getting started. No clue. Until I got that funny taste....... |
i dont know, if i understand you right, but hell.......i cant even imagine....
if girls wouldnŽt bleed once in a month, iŽd never put a rubber on in my life....dont u guys tell me you stick your willy without a rainjacket in the red sea?! |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 6:03pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| I love blow jobs. I will never ride the red river. |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 6:08pm Post subject:
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Straight Flush
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| I dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 6:13pm Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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| YOU ALL DISGUST ME WHAT ARE YOU ALL VAMPIRES |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 6:15pm Post subject:
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Straight Flush
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| givememyleg wrote: | | YOU ALL DISGUST ME WHAT ARE YOU ALL VAMPIRES | I dated a girl once that loved to bite and be bit. Seriously pretty hot stuff. I had never even tried it before and now I love it. Freaks some girls out at first so you have to nibble a bit. |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 7:15pm Post subject:
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Almost as bad as that idiot redgrape
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| bigred wrote: | | I love blow jobs. |
QFT
There a lot better when the girl likes doing it. |
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4-of-a-Kind
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| i picked up a girl in a club last year. the next morning there were some red spots on my sheet. she just turned 17, i still hope the reason wasnŽt her monthly flow |
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4-of-a-Kind
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There was one time my neighbor (female) who I hung with quite a bit said 3 friends were coming into town for the weekend and me and my roommate should come out with them. Jackpot!!!
1st chick is way annoying, waved off. Second I talk to a bit, meh. Third was mingling and shit so I didn't get to talk to her until like 1am (our bars close at 2am). We hit it off. I suggest we keep drinking when we get back. Everyone else passes out, so it's the 2 of us on the front porch. Around 4am we start making out hardcore. I almost have here shirt off on the porch.
Me: So you wanna go upstairs
Her: Ummm, I'm not sure that's a good idea
Me: Oh, do you have a bf or something?
Her: No, that's not it.
Me: Well you've done it before right?
Her: Oh, ya that's not it.
Me: Well I don't understand the problem then.
Her: Well it's that time of the month.
Me: Oh, shit, we'll just throw down a towel, no biggie.
Her: Oh, is that all it takes? Let me go take out my contacts first... |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 8:28pm Post subject:
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Flush
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goooooooo swig!
towels ftw!
xtr, its really wet, and really warm, why would you ruin that with a rubber? |
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Posted: Fri, 06 Apr 2007, 8:45pm Post subject:
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You guys inspired me to share.
Rewind to last summer. I have a gf, we get caught messing around in her basement by her deaf grandmother.
Status amongst her clique +++
Fast forward to two months ago. Im in her friends basement watching a hockey game. Her friend offers me a drink, I decline (why? i dont know.). She starts coming onto me, I start joking around (7 minutes left in the first period, wanted to wait for the intermission). Eventually the horn blows and I allow her access.
Skip details. Shes half nekkid (top up) grinding her pelvis into my crotch as I work magic. Magic, i tell you. Magic.
So I reach for her pants to unbutton them, shes sitting on the couch now.
I did it a couple times lightly just to test where i was at, slid the thumb underneath the pants, let her know i was there. Anyways she reached down (fuck, i thought i was going to get the 'noooo') and she undid the button. I was going to, but i didnt want to get a rape charge. Anyways I go in now. The cookies are ready, i thought.
I remember a friend telling me about the smell test.
I love him for it.
I bring the hand up, behind her back as im kissing her neck.
From even a foot away from my face, i knew it was game over.
Everything unholy and evil in this world was camping in her vagina, in the form of odour.
In her defense, she *was* at cheer for a couple hours previous to having me over. but serously, she came onto me.
Anyways that really put me off. So I stop and ask her what the time is.
X:30 she said.
OH FUCK. i say, jumping up.
'i was supposed to call my boy at X!'
(i forgot the hour)
so i fake the call, pace around. did it well, gtfo of there. |
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Flush
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^ wow...
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Full House
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| bigspenda73 wrote: | | I dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. |
LOLOLOLOL My uncles used to say this all the time. Still makes me laugh.
XTR....she hadnt' really started heavy or anything, she didn't even know she had started. But there was just the hint.......... |
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4-of-a-Kind
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| boostNslide wrote: | goooooooo swig!
towels ftw!
xtr, its really wet, and really warm, why would you ruin that with a rubber? |
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. |
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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where's char?
he hardly, if ever, gets pms |
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