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Posted: Tue, 29 Mar 2005, 7:57pm Post subject: Phrases for the table
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Full House
Joined: 09 Mar 2005
Posts: 624
WPP: 103
Location: Brighton, UK
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Whats your favourite sayings and phrases for use at the poker table...
Ill start with a simple but sweet one I heard from some final table TV jobby...
'I love it when a plan comes together'  |
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Posted: Tue, 29 Mar 2005, 8:20pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 22 Oct 2004
Posts: 1356
WPP: 96
Location: Washington, D.C.
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mike caro's line is pure gold when you have the nuts and you want a call:
"i might not be bluffing this time!"
creates so much uncertainty that they must call you down.
ChezJ |
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Posted: Tue, 29 Mar 2005, 11:01pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 617
WPP: 257
Location: Vegas
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after i 3 bet with the nuts:
CAP IT
CAP IT
CAP IT
I've got a bunch for after winning a pot:
All your chips are belong to me (come on, its classic)
I rule
Did I win that hand?
SHIP IT |
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Posted: Tue, 29 Mar 2005, 11:56pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 794
WPP: 208
Location: Los Angeles
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| After raking in a huge pot, I enjoy saying "Shazaaam!" |
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Posted: Wed, 30 Mar 2005, 12:26am Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 8092
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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{Moved from the community}
-'rilla |
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Posted: Wed, 30 Mar 2005, 1:43am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 07 Jun 2004
Posts: 1412
WPP: 78
Location: Milford,Ct.
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An FTR exclusive.
Shhh.........I'm counting your chips. |
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Posted: Wed, 30 Mar 2005, 11:00am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 06 Jun 2004
Posts: 266
WPP: 130
Location: Ashburn, VA
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Said a lot around my live game: "It's my first time."
Seven stud, with 2 other door cards of the same rank as my door card: "I'll fold my trips, but just this once."
After someone draws out on me with rags, then fails to raise or check-raise my TPTK: "You missed a bet there." |
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Posted: Wed, 30 Mar 2005, 11:20am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 06 Jan 2005
Posts: 1742
WPP: 168
Location: Somewhere fucking up the youth of America
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| FyrFytr998 wrote: | An FTR exclusive.
Shhh.........I'm counting your chips. |
I use that one too.
My personal favorite? "Go cry to your mommy." I type this when I see somebody going off because they just lost to me or someone else. They type, "XXXX you XXXhole, you XXXXing XXXXX." I respond with, "Go cry to your mommy."
If they keep going, I say, "Cry me a river Timberlake." |
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Posted: Wed, 30 Mar 2005, 12:49pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Posts: 2038
WPP: 142
Location: http://ilikeaces86.blogspot.com/
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| When you suck out on someone all in preflop "Ship It!" |
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Posted: Wed, 30 Mar 2005, 1:11pm Post subject:
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EAT BUGS
Joined: 07 Dec 2004
Posts: 7834
WPP: 52
Location: trying to live
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| when my steals with crappy cards go to showdown, i use either "but it was sooted" or "thought i had a straight" |
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Posted: Thu, 31 Mar 2005, 7:52pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
Posts: 449
WPP: 88
Location: St. Paul or DC
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| rofl, I gotta use that one |
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Posted: Fri, 01 Apr 2005, 12:04am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 29 Apr 2004
Posts: 1920
WPP: 121
Location: St. Louis
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| After being sucked out on in a live game and the winner thinks it would be funny to talk some trash: "Nice hand, care to try your luck in a fist fight?" I've never had anyone say anything to me after that. |
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Posted: Fri, 01 Apr 2005, 7:17am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
Posts: 504
WPP: 88
Location: Wild Bill's Backyard
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| "I was trying for three pair and all I got was this lousy full house..." |
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Posted: Fri, 01 Apr 2005, 7:27am Post subject:
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Two Pair
Joined: 26 Mar 2005
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"Are you in or out, with the bad guys or without?" - Aladdin
We sang that tune a few times, and now whenever asks if they are in it pops in our heads, but we restrain from singing. |
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Posted: Fri, 01 Apr 2005, 4:50pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 466
WPP: 94
Location: Cincinnati
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When you make a preflop raise and someone is pondering a call in a live game it really aggrevates them when you say in your cheesiest announcer/info-mercial voice
"...and if you call now ill throw in the Faaaaabulous flop. This flop comes with three cards and any possibility of 4 suits and 13 different denominations..."
plus its just funny |
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Posted: Fri, 01 Apr 2005, 8:54pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Posts: 1721
WPP: 155
Location: B N L
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| Grand_MasterB wrote: | When you make a preflop raise and someone is pondering a call in a live game it really aggrevates them when you say in your cheesiest announcer/info-mercial voice
"...and if you call now ill throw in the Faaaaabulous flop. This flop comes with three cards and any possibility of 4 suits and 13 different denominations..."
plus its just funny |
ghey |
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Posted: Mon, 23 May 2005, 1:56am Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind
Joined: 30 Jan 2005
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WPP: 138
Location: Colorado
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WOW, u rivered the nut flush.  Didn't see that comin.  Damn... All I got are these 3 (Aces).... oh, and a pair of (Kings) 
(Works best in a home game and your both all-in after the turn)
Buckeye |
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Posted: Mon, 23 May 2005, 9:39am Post subject:
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High Card
Joined: 16 Feb 2005
Posts: 8
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Location: MA - Go Patriots!!!
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When checked around the table.....
"Checks are for banks!"
Then make a nice fat bet.
Gumbo |
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Posted: Mon, 23 May 2005, 11:38am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 13 Aug 2004
Posts: 1968
WPP: 96
Location: 6max limit tables
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| I like Fnord’s lines on suck outs to guys that complain... "Thank you drive though" "give me goot sucky sucky" "want fries with that?" one of my favorites to use to get under the skin of people is defiantly "I was sOOted, you mean I shoulda folded that hand?" |
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Posted: Mon, 23 May 2005, 1:05pm Post subject:
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EAT BUGS
Joined: 07 Dec 2004
Posts: 7834
WPP: 52
Location: trying to live
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| Gumbo wrote: | When checked around the table.....
"Checks are for banks!"
Then make a nice fat bet.
Gumbo |
haha. this is dumb, but i like it. |
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Posted: Mon, 23 May 2005, 3:26pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 363
WPP: 89
Location: SoCal
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I once used "at my age I can hardly remember what beats what." So he asked and I told him I was 94 y.o.
He had to rebuy 3x.
After busting him for the second time, he came back at me with ****geezer and ***hole. I hit him with "respek". |
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Posted: Mon, 23 May 2005, 6:45pm Post subject:
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Royal Flush
Joined: 12 Dec 2003
Posts: 18762
WPP: 81
Location: I'll Do You Like A Truck
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| I was typing in Thomas the Tank Engine lyrics at the table last night. Then we went on to discuss GI Joe and Transformers. The entire table thought I was on drugs.... |
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Posted: Mon, 23 May 2005, 8:11pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Posts: 1721
WPP: 155
Location: B N L
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allin bluff on a straight draw, opponent folds, you show: "oops i thought i had the straight lol silly me"
just remember, its okay to sound gay any day if it affects their play. FWIW: yes that does rhyme |
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Posted: Mon, 23 May 2005, 9:48pm Post subject:
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Straight Flush
Joined: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 5409
WPP: 60
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| Fnord wrote: | | I was typing in Thomas the Tank Engine lyrics at the table last night. Then we went on to discuss GI Joe and Transformers. The entire table thought I was on drugs.... |
HAHAHAHAA.
Sometimes Fnord, I do think your on drugs. |
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