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Posted: Mon, 23 Mar 2009, 8:03pm Post subject: New to FTR
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High Card
Joined: 23 Mar 2009
Posts: 1
WPP: 54
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Hey everyone,
Just signed up today!! been playing hold 'em about 3 years now, i don;t really play any other games of poker but i'm sure once i get a good grasp on hold 'em i will try them. Anyways just wanted to say whats up and let you know a little about me.
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Posted: Tue, 24 Mar 2009, 12:51am Post subject:
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Crazy Canadian Courtiebwnage
Joined: 29 May 2005
Posts: 2637
WPP: 101
Location: google image happy flower
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sup, welcome to ftr!
{from blogs and ops} |
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Posted: Tue, 24 Mar 2009, 1:13am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 777
WPP: 103
Location: mashing buttons
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oo oo yeah
i love th sexy stuff
more more big boy
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Posted: Tue, 24 Mar 2009, 3:19am Post subject:
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Season VIII
Joined: 14 Jan 2008
Posts: 2260
WPP: 148
Location: Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
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Flomo has been quite horny lately imo.
Welcome. |
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Posted: Tue, 24 Mar 2009, 10:31am Post subject:
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Season VII
Joined: 04 Aug 2004
Posts: 2913
WPP: 105
Location: HotLanta
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yea, flomo is such a..........well flomo.
Oh, and welcome to OP. Just make sure you bring beer to the next tourney. All newbies are required to bring beer to their first FTR torunament. |
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Posted: Wed, 25 Mar 2009, 7:33pm Post subject:
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High Card
Joined: 25 Mar 2009
Posts: 0
WPP: N/A
Location: CANADA
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| Hey all I just joined FTR today. Site was recommended by a few buddies of mine so thought i would check it out. I have read some great articles and found alot of laughs so far lol. By the size of the site looks like i have alot more reading to do! Anyway my name is Tim, ive been playing online about 5 years. Haven't made my fortune yet , but have managed to accumulate a few bankrolls here and there ,so I just keep on playing to make that first million like everyone else lol. Look forward to some great games and meeting some new people. See ya on the felt. |
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Posted: Fri, 27 Mar 2009, 5:05pm Post subject: Re: New to FTR
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Straight
Joined: 05 Aug 2008
Posts: 139
WPP: 204
Location: Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car.
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| 1FAST67 wrote: | Hey everyone,
Just signed up today!! been playing hold 'em about 3 years now, i don;t really play any other games of poker but i'm sure once i get a good grasp on hold 'em i will try them. Anyways just wanted to say whats up and let you know a little about me.
John |
yes...that certainly is very little..... |
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Posted: Mon, 30 Mar 2009, 7:19pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 16 Sep 2005
Posts: 1144
WPP: 162
Location: Billings, Montana
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Hi gais! I sign up today, and like present my presentation. Please to be giving me freeroll passwords.
!% to win at poker you must eat opponents soul.
5% playing good cards out of house leads to disrupted bowell movements.
42% I accidentally AA, is this bad?
Thank you.
P.S. Please trade me money on PokerStars for freechips on UB. |
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Posted: Mon, 30 Mar 2009, 8:24pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 8092
WPP: 75
Location: This room is a good place to be
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hai doods i luv play poker
i think play slim cards and hard makes money
see you all at the tables! |
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Posted: Tue, 31 Mar 2009, 6:17am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 1892
WPP: 109
Location: surfing in a room
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | hai doods i luv play poker
i think play slim hards and cards makes money
see you all at the tables! | |
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Posted: Tue, 31 Mar 2009, 6:23am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 11 Mar 2009
Posts: 583
WPP: 59
Location: Who loves ya baby
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Hai guys!
Just wanted to introduce myself, I used to beat my wife on a regular basis but after I fractured her jaw for burning the casserole the police psychiatrist recommended taking up a hobby, so I've started playing online poker. Love the site, see you at the tables! |
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Posted: Tue, 31 Mar 2009, 9:11am Post subject:
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Season VII
Joined: 04 Aug 2004
Posts: 2913
WPP: 105
Location: HotLanta
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| hai everyone. Just got back from my gamblers anonymous meeting and thought I would pop in to say hi before hitting the tables? Anyone know if Durrr is online right now? |
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Posted: Tue, 31 Mar 2009, 12:07pm Post subject:
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{NSFW - nipple}
Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 2186
WPP: 107
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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hei guyz i learn this site from the gorilla. he is friend and said you make friends from mypresentation. i play poker long time now and have good money but likes freerolls for fun still. anyone know if freerolls here? ok off to go find more fish now sure there none here  lol heh haha |
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Posted: Tue, 31 Mar 2009, 12:29pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 12 Sep 2007
Posts: 536
WPP: 129
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| hai guys cant beleve I find site so good with sapience and share knowledges I poosh pre with QJo got called by JT be suckd out on rivar i cant believe howppl play in freerolls or meyb PokerStars is rigghed lol lol anyway i have good tijme here and meyb we shore passwords i see you on the felts!!!!! |
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Posted: Tue, 31 Mar 2009, 11:00pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 05 Aug 2008
Posts: 139
WPP: 204
Location: Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car.
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Posted: Wed, 01 Apr 2009, 3:14am Post subject:
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Season VIII
Joined: 14 Jan 2008
Posts: 2260
WPP: 148
Location: Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
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| Did we just witness freetroll on freetroll violence? |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Apr 2009, 12:49pm Post subject:
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Season VII
Joined: 04 Aug 2004
Posts: 2913
WPP: 105
Location: HotLanta
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| freetroll pile-ons are fun aren't they? |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Apr 2009, 3:27pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 17 Jan 2008
Posts: 602
WPP: 78
Location: In your fridge
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| I like to play the HORSE. Where do I find the HORSE here? The HORSe is the ultimate tests of skills and well roundednesss. Bary Greenstern tell me when I say him to Vegas. |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Apr 2009, 3:30pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 06 Aug 2005
Posts: 770
WPP: 184
Location: Falmouth, ME
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Posted: Wed, 01 Apr 2009, 6:36pm Post subject:
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One Pair
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 947
WPP: 87
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| Hi very good! I am here I play in texas hold'em. I am fine, I have a day change for the better. I play long time and have learned play positive. Now, I want to fight good. Is this also tournaments you have chosen? |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Apr 2009, 6:53pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 8092
WPP: 75
Location: This room is a good place to be
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| sometimes i cant tell when p4s is leveling |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Apr 2009, 8:10pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 12 Sep 2007
Posts: 536
WPP: 129
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| pocketfours wrote: | | Hi very good! I am here I play in texas hold'em. I am fine, I have a day change for the better. I play long time and have learned play positive. Now, I want to fight good. Is this also tournaments you have chosen? |
yes! i can feel it in my pancreas that will i be strong playing on today. you can? |
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Posted: Thu, 02 Apr 2009, 4:22am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 11 Mar 2009
Posts: 583
WPP: 59
Location: Who loves ya baby
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Hi! Like this thread.
I accidentally five spades, is that bad? |
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Posted: Thu, 02 Apr 2009, 9:47am Post subject:
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Season VII
Joined: 04 Aug 2004
Posts: 2913
WPP: 105
Location: HotLanta
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Posted: Thu, 02 Apr 2009, 9:52am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 11 Mar 2009
Posts: 583
WPP: 59
Location: Who loves ya baby
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Nov 24th: FTR $100 Freeroll @ Sportsbook Poker at 8pm ET
