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triumphant cracker
Post Posted: Mon, 29 Sep 2008, 4:04pm    Post subject: NEW !!! ASSICONS!! Reply with quote
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We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:


: ) means a smile and

: ( is a frown.

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

Here goes:

(_!_) .....a regular ass

(__!__)..... a fat ass

(!)..... a tight ass

(_*_) .....a sore ass

(_o_) .....an ass that's been around

(_x_)..... kiss my ass

(_X_) .....leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)..... a tired ass

(_E=mc 2_)..... a smart ass

(_$_)..... Money coming out of his ass

(_?_)..... Dumb Ass
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givememyleg
Post Posted: Mon, 29 Sep 2008, 4:17pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
11 OF DIAMONDS
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do you like get chain letters from my grama or something? all of this stuff is great to her as well and has to let me know.
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triumphant cracker
Post Posted: Mon, 29 Sep 2008, 4:19pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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i send em to her....
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LuckySlevin
Post Posted: Mon, 29 Sep 2008, 4:22pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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lol good one just emailed that to some friends but

: ( is a frown.

??????????

-.^


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UG
Post Posted: Mon, 29 Sep 2008, 4:22pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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triumphant cracker wrote:
i send em to her....


OMGLOLOPWNED
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givememyleg
Post Posted: Mon, 29 Sep 2008, 4:25pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
11 OF DIAMONDS
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Embarassed
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triumphant cracker
Post Posted: Mon, 29 Sep 2008, 8:48pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Straight
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UG wrote:
triumphant cracker wrote:
i send em to her....


OMGLOLOPWNED


hehehehe
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bigred
Post Posted: Mon, 29 Sep 2008, 9:16pm    Post subject: Re: NEW !!! ASSICONS!! Reply with quote
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triumphant cracker wrote:
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:


: ) means a smile and

: ( is a frown.

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

Here goes:

(_!_) .....a regular ass

(__!__)..... a fat ass

(!)..... a tight ass

(_*_) .....a sore ass

(_o_) .....rilla

(_x_)..... kiss my ass

(_X_) .....leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)..... a tired ass

(_E=mc 2_)..... a smart ass

(_$_)..... Money coming out of his ass

(_?_)..... Dumb Ass


fyp
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a500lbgorilla
Post Posted: Mon, 29 Sep 2008, 9:19pm    Post subject: Re: NEW !!! ASSICONS!! Reply with quote
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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bigred wrote:
triumphant cracker wrote:
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:


: ) means a smile and

: ( is a frown.

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

Here goes:

(_!_) .....a regular ass

(__!__)..... a fat ass

(!)..... a tight ass

(_*_) .....a sore ass

(_O_) .....bigred

(_x_)..... kiss my ass

(_X_) .....leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)..... a tired ass

(_E=mc 2_)..... a smart ass

(_$_)..... Money coming out of his ass

(_?_)..... Dumb Ass


fyp


fyp buddy
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Squeaky_Midget1
Post Posted: Tue, 30 Sep 2008, 1:51pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You 2 remind me of this

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=2482319
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triumphant cracker
Post Posted: Tue, 30 Sep 2008, 3:55pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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lol


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Post Posted: Tue, 30 Sep 2008, 5:09pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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fFAWEFAWEFAWEFWEf$@#@%%@#$%@#$%!@# is a retard
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a500lbgorilla
Post Posted: Tue, 30 Sep 2008, 6:27pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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what happened to this awesome thread?
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MasterTeo
Post Posted: Tue, 30 Sep 2008, 6:42pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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loooooooooooooollll
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Tue, 30 Sep 2008, 6:53pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
{NSFW - nipple}
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a500lbgorilla wrote:
what happened to this awesome thread?


Bigred scored early on but then you took the lead in a huge comeback. Game over I guess.
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a500lbgorilla
Post Posted: Tue, 30 Sep 2008, 7:16pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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guess so
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