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Posted: Mon, 17 Nov 2008, 5:47pm Post subject:
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Straight
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Location: Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car.
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hey im not knockin free booze..i just am used the red stuff in it...
hmm..since im here...jim beam black n coke?
and heres a tip for ya..
my girl just got done workin.. |
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Posted: Mon, 17 Nov 2008, 11:51pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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of course! here you go
and thanks for the tips. your girlfriend is more than welcome to stop by 
we tip here well too, since after all, we are all poker players by some measure
These days have been like an epic life epiphany for me. I am like finding my long lost self. And not poker, but in life in general. An easy way to explain it would be that my ability for abstract thinking just got out of control, and that i now understand the how and why of things in general much easier.
I also went to do shopping today, and to my delight, I saw that they had Bacardi selecta, Bacardi Gold, Bacardi 8 aņos and Bacardi Black. Its like the full monty, the whole shebang. the best fucking rum in the world, not the uncolored pieces of shit they serve you at every social gathering you go to, but the real deal.
Its orgasmic.
So, I am serving some 8 aņos now for everybody in here, mix with coke or sprite or any other fluid you may think of at discretion
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Posted: Wed, 19 Nov 2008, 5:52am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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| i haven't been this focused and driven in years! i finally have my thoughts organized, and focused, i dunno how to describe it, but it feels amazing. |
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Posted: Wed, 19 Nov 2008, 5:35pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 05 Aug 2008
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Location: Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car.
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you should write em down some where...oh..wait..damn...jack got me drunk again...
woooooooooooooooo |
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Posted: Wed, 19 Nov 2008, 6:30pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 883
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Location: London, England.
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Good for you Jack!
Abstract thinking - epiphanies - a deeper undersanding of everything... you'll be doing breathing excercises next 
haha - only joking, great job - pleased things are going well for you! =) |
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Posted: Wed, 19 Nov 2008, 8:51pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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| TNX man, LOL @ breathing exercises! |
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Posted: Wed, 19 Nov 2008, 9:12pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
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Location: wondering where the 3 extra chairs at my 6max table came from
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I knew a guy who felt like that... like all of a sudden could zero in on anything and motivation was through the roof... getting all kind of stuff done. Was pretty insane to be around.
He got hit by a train... so stay away from trains. |
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Posted: Thu, 20 Nov 2008, 3:24am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 18 Sep 2008
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Location: Oregon
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Hey now this looked like a good thread what happened? So I'll take a really small Coke and a really big double of Tuaca on the side!
Oh hey who is that chick on your avatar Jack? Damn a boy needs some of that! |
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Posted: Thu, 20 Nov 2008, 4:18am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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bar room talk man, makes you wonder about the variety of things discussed with a few drinks in
anyways, here you go
and about the chick, she goes by the name of Jessica Rabbit. |
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Posted: Thu, 20 Nov 2008, 4:37am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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hmmm...
if heads up, with say 9:1 chip advantage, depending on blinds, should you simply push atc? assuming the short stack has like 3 BB left( meaning you got 28 ~ 30), no antes for simplicities sake.
its a trick question imo |
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Posted: Thu, 20 Nov 2008, 3:22pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 18 Sep 2008
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Location: Oregon
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| Jack Sawyer wrote: | hmmm...
if heads up, with say 9:1 chip advantage, depending on blinds, should you simply push atc? assuming the short stack has like 3 BB left( meaning you got 28 ~ 30), no antes for simplicities sake.
its a trick question imo |
Ok I'm a noobie so I'll more likely than not fail the trick questoin test! But I sit back and wait for a fairly strong advantage before shoving the short stack. I hate to double them up a time or two then suddenly they get the momentum going and are a problem. Don't know if that is the correct way to play it but that's how I roll..At least for now until I learn more! |
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Posted: Fri, 21 Nov 2008, 2:54am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Location: mashing buttons
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last avatar babe and current who are they?
WOW!
NH SIR |
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Posted: Fri, 21 Nov 2008, 4:22am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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TYTY flomo
last babe = Jessica Rabbit.
this babe = just a random dutch chick |
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Posted: Fri, 21 Nov 2008, 9:59pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 05 Aug 2008
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Location: Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car.
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| ok..i need a name for that dutch chick...or where did u find her? |
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Posted: Sat, 22 Nov 2008, 2:57pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Dear Jack,
thank you for having hot female avatars again. Iīm gonna call the dutch girl Mareijke from now on. Tell her I said Hi.
Let us now have a Grey Goose before I head out to the bar, looking for random dutch girls.
Cheers, Toto |
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Posted: Sat, 22 Nov 2008, 7:45pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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| triumphant cracker wrote: | | ok..i need a name for that dutch chick...or where did u find her? |
Her name is Mareijke. See above |
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Posted: Sat, 22 Nov 2008, 7:46pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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| XTR1000 wrote: | Dear Jack,
thank you for having hot female avatars again. Iīm gonna call the dutch girl Mareijke from now on. Tell her I said Hi.
Let us now have a Grey Goose before I head out to the bar, looking for random dutch girls.
Cheers, Toto |
NP, and GL!
here you go
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Posted: Sat, 22 Nov 2008, 9:23pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: surfing in a room
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| dammit I failed. who got kicked out the club again? yea, lets have another GG |
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Posted: Sat, 22 Nov 2008, 11:11pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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| XTR1000 wrote: | | dammit I failed. who got kicked out the club again? yea, lets have another GG |
the best place to pick u chicks is the supermarket man.
100% surefire, they are not in their defensive habitats, etc.
now, just so there is at least one hand on this page
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $5.00+$0.50 Tournament, 100/200 Blinds (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
SB (t8990)
Hero (Button) (t4510)
Hero's M: 15.03
Preflop: Hero is Button with  , 
Hero raises to t600, SB calls t400
Flop: (t1200)  ,  ,  (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks
Turn: (t1200)  (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks
River: (t1200)  (2 players)
SB bets t1000, Hero snap fist-pump instacalls t1000
Total pot: t3200
Results:
Hero had Q , 10 (one pair, twos).
SB had 9 , 4 (one pair, twos).
Outcome: Hero won t3200 |
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Posted: Sun, 23 Nov 2008, 8:21am Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind
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Posted: Sun, 23 Nov 2008, 9:26am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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1900 IMO
here you go hagscel
and also, great tunes man! thanx for sharing! |
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Posted: Sun, 23 Nov 2008, 10:14am Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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Posted: Sun, 23 Nov 2008, 8:12pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 05 Aug 2008
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Location: Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car.
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Posted: Sun, 23 Nov 2008, 9:37pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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Rilla, I really wanted to know what happened to the Grey Goose. Did it just fly away towards freedom, or end up in someones Dinner platter?
And Cap'n Morgan was pretty badass imo. |
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Posted: Sun, 23 Nov 2008, 11:46pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Location: mashing buttons
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we need to find more pics of Mareijke.
in the meantime a manhattan would be perfect |
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Posted: Mon, 24 Nov 2008, 12:38am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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A Manhattan coming right up
I'll see what I can do about Mareijke (or her sisters ) |
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Posted: Mon, 24 Nov 2008, 1:01pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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Ok, so two leaks. gotta work on my balance, also on my shorthanded play.
Gotta mix it up a little. Be unpredictable.
*edit: I just got the first thing I ever ordered as an FPP reward. A set of PS playing cards. It feels so fucking awesome. The cards are awesome, they shuffle great not like the Bycicles I have, but it also serves as a milestone of some kind for me. Like it gives the site more credibility, or presence. I don't know, its hard to describe.
Now, lets order some books |
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Posted: Tue, 25 Nov 2008, 4:58am Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind
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Morning bartender (morning is GTM)
as long as you are appreciative of it i`ll drop some of my Yesterday`s-favourite-tunes-thateither-made me dance-made me cry-made me long for a drink-made me want to share.
service is available?
I`ll go for orangejuice freshly squeezed and a cup of plain coffeee.(spare me any of the italian/french sissystuff). please hit the juice with some dashes of grenadine syrup, just to give me that sunrise feeling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQTt3nOYOrQ&feature=related
[/url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkhLKfU7Nis[url]
[/url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VS6X_ExoLU[url]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCobjIaasR8
hags(who finally joined irc-->epic accomplishment) |
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Posted: Tue, 25 Nov 2008, 7:35am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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I know something better. you get the actual tequila sunrise!
my hand, uh, slipped, so i *accidentally* added liquor to your orange juice
and keep the tunes coming! |
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Posted: Tue, 25 Nov 2008, 7:41am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
LOLMISCLICKAMENTS deep in a 4,40
so a steal attempt ends up with like 22BB in the pot, leaving me like 7BB over. so yeah, I was pretty bigstacked too. I had to call the LP shove then. to add insult to injury, I then procedd to lose the hand and still have like 3BB left.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKK |
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Posted: Tue, 25 Nov 2008, 7:54am Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind
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| slippery hands are my muy gusto |
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Posted: Wed, 26 Nov 2008, 2:03pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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Posted: Wed, 26 Nov 2008, 2:27pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| Mann... I sooo can't find time to read... amidst grinding and reading about poker! Do you find that these books actually help your game somehow? |
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Posted: Wed, 26 Nov 2008, 2:47pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Yup. They help in the allimportant mental aspect. Of course, don't expect to find anything about implied odds or whatever in these. Its purely philosophical, strategical in the broad sense.
But my description alone is insufficient. You have to pick one at random, and start to read, and then tell me how you interpreted it. I suggest picking Musashi or Sun Tzu first. Unfettered Mind would be a great first read also though. |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Nov 2008, 10:39am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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FUCK WINDOWS AND ITS AUTO UPDATE PIECE OF SHIT
YOU RESTART WHENEVER YOU PLEASE DON'T YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT OS
RECOMMENDED SETTINGS IMO
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Posted: Thu, 27 Nov 2008, 7:51pm Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind
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Posted: Thu, 27 Nov 2008, 8:19pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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TNX man, I needed that.
Today was a bit fucked up pokerwise. So, right in the middle of a run, my computer randomly decides to restart to apply updates. i was like WTF. So, there I was, with 6 SNG's open close or on the bubble, and my computer fucking shuts down and takes 12 fucking minutes to be usable again.
When it opened, I was furious. I havent been mad like that in months. Then I go on like sick aggressive monkeytilt, and proceed to drop all the games I was playing with retarded shoves. And so I start a new run. My game is still subtly affected by my sickening tiltalicious, and proceed to drop all the games again. Damage done: -12BI.
Good thing yesterday was a +20BI day in which I ran like God, so I am still up. But I was still fucking pissed.
So then I proceed to the only way to get rid of tilt: bitches and booze. And it works, it works.
I'm fluent in six tabling now. I'm gonna up the ante a bit, and try to move to 8 soon. |
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Posted: Fri, 28 Nov 2008, 10:02pm Post subject:
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Straight
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Location: Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car.
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hey jack..i'll take a aprihop beer...
i can relate to what you're saying about the computer shutdown...i was playin tonight and A.P. decided to stop responding...i had two freerolls and a 2$ table on.....took a couple mins to get back to the games i was playin...why does shit like that happen??
did you change the start up time? |
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Posted: Sat, 29 Nov 2008, 6:36pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Here you go
And no, I did not change the startup time. It seemed windows needed to install a few updates, and chose to do so at a random time. Of course,there comes a pop up window, but I have the screen covered full fo poker tables and I obv would not nee this.
Also, 6 seems to be my magic number. I suffer from concentration lapses playing 8. |
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Posted: Sat, 29 Nov 2008, 11:40pm Post subject:
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Straight
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Location: Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car.
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oh man..have you tried that lambec??
its good..
maybe you could change it to stop doing it at random...i have mine set to 3:00pm...when i get home from work, i turn it on and then go put my stuff away.and come back to it later..
just a sugg,...g.l. with it.
oh..i think someone needs to put t.p. in the restroom... |
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Posted: Sun, 30 Nov 2008, 6:31am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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don't tell me you left a mess in there?
as for the windows, check the pic above for recommended settings
also, long break even stretch currently. it seems that I cant win a pot getting it in good preflop while shorthanded. and heads up, i always run into the very top of villain's range, like KK vs KQ etc.
I have to be careful now and stop seeing patterns like this, its detrimental for my mindset |
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Posted: Mon, 01 Dec 2008, 10:05am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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Bourbon please.
I found a few articles which kind of reinforced my bankroll believes.
Also, starting tomorrow, I'll be playing in a continuous fashion, not in sets like i do now. With that I'm dropping my last shred of results orientedness. |
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Posted: Mon, 01 Dec 2008, 12:20pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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Aaaaah, 3rd by my own stupidty in a 4,40.
I fold AT to bigstack raise, just to 4bet shove 33 vs shorter stack next hand who happened to have 77.
Go out just two hands later to A7 < 9T, river T obv. GG
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK |
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4-of-a-Kind
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3-of-a-Kind
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
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LOL ty ty
wat
here, have some of this
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3-of-a-Kind
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Straight Flush
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I'm sick
what goes well with cough syrup? |
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| bigspenda73 wrote: | I'm sick
what goes well with cough syrup? | whiskey |
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Posted: Wed, 03 Dec 2008, 10:18pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| swiggidy wrote: | | bigspenda73 wrote: | I'm sick
what goes well with cough syrup? | whiskey |
not whiskey. rather:
1 oz brandy
1 oz peppermint schnapps
1 oz sloe gin
1 oz blackberry liqueur
1 oz strawberry juice
1 lighter
and we got ourselves a flamin' homer of course
here you go!
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Nov 24th: FTR $100 Freeroll @ Sportsbook Poker at 8pm ET
