Jack's Bar

Hit me up!

Roll > Post Count

that is all.

(how's that for a short update?)

drinks are on the house btw, so don't be shy to order!

grats man that is awesome!

The supermarket, it seems, is the best place to pick up chicks. They are not travelling in packs there, they are usually defenseless, or with useless guards, such as sisters/brothers and or pa & ma.

Now, it is quite argueable if pa or ma are really defenseless, but in my experience, they are nowhere near as -EV for us hunters than their fellow females.

In my travels to this concrete-with-carts jungle, last week, I again confirmed my theory.

I went to the bakery department in a supermarket to ask for a special kind of bread, which they usually hold in stock. I couldn't find any, so I looked for somebody who worked there to ask for the bread. It was 10AM or so, and this specific supermarket is quite far amway from where i live, so I haven't been here in ages.

So I look for an attendant and I can't find any. I look and look around, and then I see some chick (who works there, {acronym Renton hates}) stacking the bread stand. I ask her, "excuse me, you got casino loaf in this stack"?

She turns around and smiles. She only did that. Just a smile.
It was kinda like the most beautiful and fucking hypnotizing smile I've ever seen, and I've seen many. So beautiful, genuine, innocent and naughty, so many adjectives rolled together in one smile.

I'm usually composed, but there was a certain something very special about that girl. She was slender, had nice tits and what I first noticed, a genunely sizeable ass. I noticed how she actually looked afterwards, for some reason.

It gave me such an enormous hard-on, and I was wearing basketball shorts. It looked like I had a cucumber in my pants. A simple smile got me in such an embarassing situation. And the cucumber seemed to have adopted a mind all its own.

So there I was left standing, as she cheerfully stroddled away looking for a casino loaf for me. I had a truly hard time, pun intended, trying to disimulate the fucking bulge in my pants. I'm usually composed, but there was a certain something very special about that girl. She was slender, had nice tits and what I first noticed, a genunely sizeable ass. I suddenly felt like a rush, and urge, a pang, to grab her and push her into the closest shelf and do her in a million ways

She came back with the requested bread, and I was struggling even more now trying to hide the fucking cucumber from view, in a supermarket, with a decent crowd. I took the bread from her and immediately tried to hold it in front of me obv and asked her "do you know you have an angel's smile? do you always smile like that?"
she giggled, and answered "no"

Short summary of the rest of the story:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMSHAAAAAAKALAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

here you go!

and about that prop bet, its go, but gimme a chance to finish my curent design contract, probably like 20 days to a month.

we have to make it something meaningful and tough to accomplish though, like [idea] a race to $20K or so($100 to the winner and the loser shall refer to the winner as "the awesomest" for a month) [/idea] with rules and stuff.

i still got a main event and aussie millions prop bet going on with bjsaust, but i see the ME one pretty dark, but a better chance for '09 aussie millions

funny sequence of hands i found, looking through my hands:

Table #8140525 - Singing Cowboy 1
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.05/$0.10
Button is at seat 6
Seat 1: Jack-Sawyer - $9.55
Seat 2: jtikimsoon - $10.52
Seat 3: 2312mathew - $20.08
Seat 4: Fwnin - $5.77
Seat 5: rrrrudi - $11.22
Seat 6: GamesBong - $6.06
Moving Button to seat 1
jtikimsoon posts small blind ($0.05)
2312mathew posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [9h 8h] to Jack-Sawyer
Fwnin calls $0.10
rrrrudi raises to $0.30
GamesBong folds
Jack-Sawyer calls $0.30
jtikimsoon folds
2312mathew folds
Fwnin calls $0.30
Dealing Flop [Js Jh 7d]
Fwnin checks
rrrrudi checks
Jack-Sawyer bets $0.60
Fwnin folds
rrrrudi raises to $1.20
Jack-Sawyer calls $1.20
Dealing Turn [3h]
rrrrudi bets $1
Jack-Sawyer calls $1
Dealing River [Ah]
rrrrudi bets $4
Jack-Sawyer raises to $7.05 (all-in)
rrrrudi calls $7.05
Jack-Sawyer shows [9h 8h]
rrrrudi shows [Kd Jd]
Taking Rake of $1.95 from pot 1
Jack-Sawyer has Flush, Ace high
Jack-Sawyer wins $17.60 with: Flush, Ace high
Seat 1: Jack-Sawyer - $17.60
Seat 2: jtikimsoon - $10.47
Seat 3: 2312mathew - $19.98
Seat 4: Fwnin - $5.47
Seat 5: rrrrudi - $1.67
Seat 6: GamesBong - $6.06
End Of Hand #410708937

Table #8140525 - Singing Cowboy 1
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.05/$0.10
Button is at seat 1
Seat 1: Jack-Sawyer - $17.60
Seat 2: jtikimsoon - $10.47
Seat 3: 2312mathew - $19.98
Seat 4: Fwnin - $5.47
Seat 5: rrrrudi - $1.67
Seat 6: GamesBong - $6.06
Moving Button to seat 2
2312mathew posts small blind ($0.05)
Fwnin posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [8s Kc] to Jack-Sawyer
rrrrudi: fucing idiot
rrrrudi: its unbeliveable
rrrrudi folds
Jack-Sawyer says thank you.
GamesBong folds
Jack-Sawyer folds
rrrrudi: like whaata $*$*
jtikimsoon calls $0.10
rrrrudi: runner runner
2312mathew calls $0.10
Fwnin checks
Dealing Flop [7s 6d Kd]
rrrrudi: only change
2312mathew checks
Fwnin checks
jtikimsoon checks
Dealing Turn [Ad]
rrrrudi: u had fu.cking 4% after flop
rrrrudi: fucing donkey
rrrrudi: idiot
2312mathew bets $0.10
Fwnin calls $0.10
rrrrudi: fuc.k you
rrrrudi: donk
jtikimsoon calls $0.10
Dealing River [4s]
rrrrudi: muppet
rrrrudi: faggot
2312mathew bets $1
Fwnin calls $1
jtikimsoon calls $1
rrrrudi says up yours, Jack-Sawyer!
Taking Rake of $0.36 from pot 1
2312mathew shows [7c Ks]
2312mathew has Two Pairs: Kings, 7s
Fwnin mucks
jtikimsoon shows [Td 5d]
jtikimsoon has Flush, Ace high
jtikimsoon wins $3.24 with: Flush, Ace high
rrrrudi says up yours, Jack-Sawyer!
Jack-Sawyer says thank you, rrrrudi.
Seat 1: Jack-Sawyer - $17.60
Seat 2: jtikimsoon - $12.51
Seat 3: 2312mathew - $18.78
Seat 4: Fwnin - $4.27
Seat 5: rrrrudi - $1.67
Seat 6: GamesBong - $6.06
End Of Hand #410709241

Table #8140525 - Singing Cowboy 1
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.05/$0.10
Button is at seat 2
Seat 1: Jack-Sawyer - $17.60
Seat 2: jtikimsoon - $12.51
Seat 3: 2312mathew - $18.78
Seat 4: Fwnin - $4.27
Seat 5: rrrrudi - $1.67
Seat 6: GamesBong - $6.06
Moving Button to seat 3
Fwnin posts small blind ($0.05)
rrrrudi posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [6h Th] to Jack-Sawyer
rrrrudi calls Jack-Sawyer a loser.
rrrrudi says up yours, Jack-Sawyer!
GamesBong folds
Jack-Sawyer folds
2312mathew laughs his *** off.
jtikimsoon calls $0.10
2312mathew calls $0.10
rrrrudi calls Jack-Sawyer a loser.
Fwnin folds
rrrrudi: what is funny here?
rrrrudi: fuc.king idiot
2312mathew laughs his *** off.
jtikimsoon chuckles.
2312mathew: you are
rrrrudi: ur calling a reraise with 9 high
rrrrudi: ??
rrrrudi checks
Dealing Flop [Qs 9d 5s]
rrrrudi: fucing idiot
rrrrudi bets $0.10
jtikimsoon calls $0.10
2312mathew folds
Dealing Turn [5d]
rrrrudi: mother fuc.ker
rrrrudi checks
rrrrudi: idiot
rrrrudi: donkey fuc.ker
2312mathew says shut up rrrrudi!
jtikimsoon checks
rrrrudi: really
Dealing River [8c]
rrrrudi bets $1.47 (all-in)
rrrrudi: calling reraise with 9 high
2312mathew says up yours!
rrrrudi: to hit runner runner?
jtikimsoon folds
Taking Rake of $0.05 from pot 1
rrrrudi doesn't show
rrrrudi: donk
rrrrudi wins $0.50
Seat 1: Jack-Sawyer - $17.60
Seat 2: jtikimsoon - $12.31
Seat 3: 2312mathew - $18.68
Seat 4: Fwnin - $4.22
Seat 5: rrrrudi - $1.97
Seat 6: GamesBong - $6.06
End Of Hand #410709498

Table #8140525 - Singing Cowboy 1
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.05/$0.10
Button is at seat 3
Seat 1: Jack-Sawyer - $17.60
Seat 2: jtikimsoon - $12.31
Seat 3: 2312mathew - $18.68
Seat 4: Fwnin - $4.22
Seat 5: rrrrudi - $1.97
Seat 6: GamesBong - $6.06
Moving Button to seat 4
rrrrudi posts small blind ($0.05)
GamesBong posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [6s 7h] to Jack-Sawyer
rrrrudi: fucing idiot
rrrrudi: mother fu.cker
Jack-Sawyer folds
rrrrudi: go fuc.k your mom
jtikimsoon folds
rrrrudi: idiot
2312mathew raises to $0.40
jtikimsoon chuckles.
Fwnin folds
rrrrudi: u think your good player
rrrrudi: fucing donky
rrrrudi: that you are
rrrrudi calls $0.40
rrrrudi calls Jack-Sawyer a loser.
GamesBong folds
Dealing Flop [6c Qc 5d]
rrrrudi checks
2312mathew bets $0.30
rrrrudi folds
Taking Rake of $0.09 from pot 1
2312mathew doesn't show
2312mathew wins $0.81
Seat 1: Jack-Sawyer - $17.60
Seat 2: jtikimsoon - $12.31
Seat 3: 2312mathew - $19.09
Seat 4: Fwnin - $4.22
Seat 5: rrrrudi - $1.57
Seat 6: GamesBong - $5.96
End Of Hand #410709770

Table #8140525 - Singing Cowboy 1
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.05/$0.10
Button is at seat 4
Seat 1: Jack-Sawyer - $17.60
Seat 2: jtikimsoon - $12.31
Seat 3: 2312mathew - $19.09
Seat 4: Fwnin - $4.22
Seat 5: rrrrudi - $1.57
Seat 6: GamesBong - $5.96
Moving Button to seat 5
GamesBong posts small blind ($0.05)
Jack-Sawyer posts big blind ($0.10)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [6s 5d] to Jack-Sawyer
jtikimsoon calls $0.10
2312mathew calls $0.10
Fwnin calls $0.10
rrrrudi calls $0.10
GamesBong calls $0.10
Jack-Sawyer checks
Dealing Flop [Ts Qd 3c]
GamesBong checks
Jack-Sawyer checks
jtikimsoon checks
2312mathew bets $0.40
Fwnin calls $0.40
rrrrudi folds
GamesBong folds
Jack-Sawyer folds
jtikimsoon calls $0.40
rrrrudi: so sick
Dealing Turn [7d]
rrrrudi: fuc.king muppet
jtikimsoon checks
rrrrudi: fag
2312mathew bets $1.50
rrrrudi says up yours, Jack-Sawyer!
Fwnin folds
rrrrudi says up yours, Jack-Sawyer!
jtikimsoon folds
Taking Rake of $0.18 from pot 1
2312mathew doesn't show
2312mathew wins $1.62
Seat 1: Jack-Sawyer - $17.50
Seat 2: jtikimsoon - $11.81
Seat 3: 2312mathew - $20.21
Seat 4: Fwnin - $3.72
Seat 5: rrrrudi - $1.47
Seat 6: GamesBong - $5.86
End Of Hand #410709974

That's a man with anger management issues.

I would like a drink that Englishmen like, Jack. You know what to do.

Here you go guys, all english for dwarfy

And I break out the DOM P box so we can all celebrate.
Pink is a pimpin' color

Sadly, no pics yet. I'll try and take some one of these days

You, sir, are the undisputed master of interwebs image search Wink

Cheers

I'll take a manhattan on the rocks, rilla will have a roofie collada

A bottle of san miguel would go down a treat right now, also I hope your not one of those inner city bars that charge 8 dollars a beer Wink

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Man, I'm glad rrrrudi doesnt play 25NL, I dont think his heart could take the big losses.

Cold beer please, its Friday arvo Smile

!

Ok guys,

for bjsaust

A san miguel for ATOTHEC01

Sadly, I don't think we ever had roofie collada's in stock, so I poured some other liquor for rilla. A nice Bellevue Kriek

and for bigred (you get a king size glass. you are not the designated driver, are you?)

XTR1K, the chick looks a lot like this one (in red)
a bit taller though, and no accent

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=iokk0w&s=3

Wow. She´s teh hotness. I usually cant manage to talk to girls like her...seems like my speech area stops working in the face of beauty lol.

I´ll take a Dirty Martini extra dry, celebrating my best poker month ever, finally managing to get the girl of my dreams to spend a weekend by the sea with me and that life is so fucking sweet!

go jack go

Happy belated birthday my man! Drinks are on me tonight.

Happy belated birthday man, and for all the pleasure your avatars bring me, I send you a nice German beer sure to get you drunk quickly...

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TNX guys, TNX

since today is special, I open up the secret Beer Collection

and a special section of the bar, the Rum Booth

enjoy people, have fun Wink

jack, just had 3 exams today and they all went like shit, i need something strong and i need it now, i think a fair few shots of absynthe will do the trick...

I feel your pain

Here you go, knock yourself out

And to make sure you forget all your woes, here is some Anis too

No pokahs for me, I've been too busy entertaining all my current bosses and current girlfriends (and losing my phone, and missing deadlines, and gettin yelled at for no reason, and formatting my pc, etc).
Fun stuff.

There are still some bonuses I wish to claim before they expire too.

thanks jack, all better now I can no longer feel my face Smile

1600th post!
Shot time. Careful, it's considered fuel Wink

During the timespan between the 1st post here, and this 1600th post, I have seen myself mature from an innocent and naïve kid who thought that straight beats flush, once he actually learned wtf a flush was to a mofo bastard that stacks people for fun.
During my "previous run" or "roll" if you wish, I reached great heights. I saw myself as the next up-and-coming god of poker, huds were for pussies, I bluffed and semibluffed left and right. I had to wthdraw all of my previous roll to pay, obviously, for some very unforeseen and foreseen real life shit. I am thankful of having that money, pretty significant for me at that time (even though, today I see on Full Tilt the Rail Heaven table throwing around with my whole previous roll in 10 big bets, sigh)
I decided to rebuild my game from the ground up, taking care of every leak before its ingrained into me when I become a bigshot, and the errors will be more costly then.
You have to think about my game like some kind of nebula: full of cosmic matter, but still in essence shapeless and worthless. I just spend such a long time setting shape and essence into it, and the Jack Galaxy is almost ready.
Today, I still think HUDs are for pussies, and I am made of iron now. Humble and not proud, and still not totally fearless, but strong and tougher, I should probably change my forum name to Tony Starks. I steal orphan pots. I value bet thin. I assign ranges and act upon reads. I understand timely aggression. I understand board texture. I understand position. I now "know" when to bluff. I have developed an uncanny "feel" for the game. I know who I am up against, at all times. I am tighter than before, more aggressive in the right spots than before, not ever getting out of line, but only optimal.
I am not playing "Tight, Aggressive Poker" , but rather "pure poker". I see shit now. I don't go after stats, I'm not a baseball player. I don't give a shit about my RBI, Strike Out, and Left on Base percentage. I read souls.
The one leak I have right now, is that I am still not totally fearless. So when my soulreading fails, i am sorely out of luck. I am working hard on this.
And I am not a 1-trick pony. I do omaha/ omaha8, stud, razz, horse even, limit, no limit, pot limit whatever. Just not NLO/NLO8: that's not a game, that's trappers Paradise. Good luck to anybody foolish enough to play that. And no 5CD Draw cuz I'm not a cowboy.

I have three beautiful women in my life right now that care for me (they don't know about each others existence, but whatever). I had a lot of friends, but my friend count seemed to have dwindled these days, traitors have revealed themselves and true ones have also revealed themselves. I have gotten enough of the style of music I like (lounge, lo-fi, house, bossa) , to last me 3 to 4 lifetimes. I have not gotten onto MSN for the past 2 or 3 months at least.

Right, now, on to my leaks. One of these is my tourney game during mid-game in large tourneys. I suck bigtime here. My early game is pretty much perfect, since I pretty much always reach the first break. However, afterwards, I suck bigtime.
I have been playing at least 2 small-buyin tourneys daily to remedy this. It seems like I have to increase my "gamble".
I don't want to win donkaments by getting lucky, rather, I want to now exactly wtf I am doing and start recognizing the donkament stages better.
Also, I'm tougher, but not fearless enough.
I still do not want to move up. I want to destroy 25NL for a massive winrate first. I am technically rolled for like 50NL, and maybe even a thin 100NL. The plan is to move up to 50NL when I have 160 buyins (I can't remember the math I made to come up with this, but generally its for confidence) for it, then I'd have no excuse to play 25NL anymore. Conservative, yes, I know. If I can somehow start averaging $100 daily profit (as in $100 for my pocket, the rest for the bankroll), I'll start living off this shit and live like a king. I think this will happen around 400NL at least.
But I'm not taking shots till I'm ready. Its very, very soon though.
My final table skills are pretty sharp as well, coming from a SNG background. However, since concentrating on cash I have done poorly to cash in SNG's for some reason.

Cliff's Notes: PWN cash, Suck @ Donkaments

So, here are a few recent beauties I wanted to share with you

PokerStars Game #18757112219: Tournament #95382209, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2008/07/12 - 01:39:01 (ET)
Table '95382209 15' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Cerebrum34 (3510 in chips)
Seat 2: romanator (4408 in chips)
Seat 3: 59stacker (1590 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: Alec76 (11256 in chips)
Seat 5: Big Ends (9985 in chips)
Seat 6: ssr1971 (1511 in chips)
Seat 7: sc00ter888 (4880 in chips)
Seat 8: Avi_Tristan (4909 in chips)
Seat 9: silviafreek (1550 in chips)
Cerebrum34: posts small blind 75
romanator: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Avi_Tristan [ Four of Diamonds

]
59stacker: folds
Alec76: folds
Big Ends: folds
ssr1971: folds
sc00ter888: folds
Avi_Tristan: raises 300 to 450
silviafreek: folds
Cerebrum34: folds
romanator: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [ Jack of Spades

]
romanator: checks
Avi_Tristan: checks
*** TURN *** [Js 3h 6h] [ King of Diamonds

]
romanator: bets 450
Avi_Tristan: raises 650 to 1100
romanator: calls 650
*** RIVER *** [Js 3h 6h Kd] [ Nine of Hearts

]
romanator: checks
the poop you want? a showdown? poop you
Avi_Tristan: bets 3359 and is all-in
romanator: folds
Uncalled bet (3359) returned to Avi_Tristan
Avi_Tristan collected 3175 from pot
Avi_Tristan: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3175 | Rake 0
Board [Js 3h 6h Kd 9h]
Seat 1: Cerebrum34 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: romanator (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 3: 59stacker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Alec76 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Big Ends folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ssr1971 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: sc00ter888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Avi_Tristan collected (3175)
Seat 9: silviafreek (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

LOLdonkaments

PokerStars Game #18757320489: Tournament #95382209, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/07/12 - 01:54:03 (ET)
Table '95382209 15' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Cerebrum34 (4535 in chips)
Seat 2: romanator (11013 in chips)
Seat 3: Hammerhead (5720 in chips)
Seat 4: Alec76 (12067 in chips)
Seat 5: Big Ends (10785 in chips)
Seat 8: Avi_Tristan (6134 in chips)
Seat 9: couzidudbc (295 in chips) is sitting out
Big Ends: posts small blind 100
Avi_Tristan: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Avi_Tristan [ Jack of Hearts

]
couzidudbc: folds
Cerebrum34: folds
romanator: folds
Hammerhead: folds
Alec76: folds
Big Ends: calls 100
Avi_Tristan: checks
*** FLOP *** [ Ten of Diamonds

]
Big Ends: bets 400
Avi_Tristan: calls 400
*** TURN *** [Td 5s 4s] [ Two of Diamonds

]
Big Ends: bets 400
Avi_Tristan: calls 400
*** RIVER *** [Td 5s 4s 2d] [ Six of Hearts

]
Big Ends: bets 1000
the poop you think? you can vbet me? poop you!
Avi_Tristan: raises 4134 to 5134 and is all-in
mrs skillda is connected
Big Ends: folds
Uncalled bet (4134) returned to Avi_Tristan
Avi_Tristan collected 4000 from pot
Avi_Tristan: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4000 | Rake 0
Board [Td 5s 4s 2d 6h]
Seat 1: Cerebrum34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: romanator folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Hammerhead folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Alec76 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Big Ends (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 8: Avi_Tristan (big blind) collected (4000)
Seat 9: couzidudbc folded before Flop (didn't bet)

LOLvalue

Table #9019141 - The 19th Hole
Starting Hand #452725514
Start time of hand: 11 Jul 2008 16:35:03
Last Hand #452724304
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.10/$0.25
Button is at seat 4
Seat 1: louyann - $18.70
Seat 2: Nimaz82 - $34.04
Seat 3: AlanB - $9.75
Seat 4: KiPIcarus - $4
Seat 5: JackSawyer - $46.03
Seat 6: danti - $28.09
Moving Button to seat 5
danti posts small blind ($0.10)
louyann posts big blind ($0.25)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [ Jack of Diamonds

] to JackSawyer
Nimaz82 raises to $1.25
AlanB folds
KiPIcarus folds
JackSawyer calls $1.25
danti calls $1.25
louyann calls $1.25
Dealing Flop [ Jack of Hearts

]
danti checks
louyann checks
Nimaz82 bets $4
JackSawyer calls $4
danti folds
louyann folds
Dealing Turn [ Three of Diamonds

]
Nimaz82 bets $9
JackSawyer raises to $30
Nimaz82 folds and shows [ King of Spades

]
crap!
Taking Rake of $1.55 from pot 1
JackSawyer doesn't show
JackSawyer wins $29.45
Seat 1: louyann - $17.45
Seat 2: Nimaz82 - $19.79
Seat 3: AlanB - $9.75
Seat 4: KiPIcarus - $4
Seat 5: JackSawyer - $61.23
Seat 6: danti - $26.84
End Of Hand #452725514

Bar is self service too when I'm not around. Your fav place on the net to talk shit, vent beats, ask love advice, etc. Don't be afraid, no one will bite you, however, I cannot promise this Smile

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Just don't go around making pussy drinks.

this just became serious bizniz

TNX,

and LOL no, I meant $4K Wink

80BI next level = 160BI current level = moveup
< 80BI next level = move down + take shots
< 50 BI = stay the fuck at current level

and I'd prefer anything with vodka, rum, or vodka & rum ...

but here you go, some sauvignon blanc

crap!

Table #9084945 - Cayman Brac
Starting Hand #456440100
Start time of hand: 15 Jul 2008 02:17:06
Last Hand #456439620
Game Type: HOLD'EM
Limit Type: NO LIMIT
Table Type: RING
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $0.10/$0.25
Button is at seat 2
Seat 1: Evademe - $19.14
Seat 2: olliesaces - $27.56
Seat 3: sevyzaz - $28.35
Seat 5: TabithaHolloway - $41.20
Seat 6: JackSawyer - $53.02
Moving Button to seat 3
TabithaHolloway posts small blind ($0.10)
JackSawyer posts big blind ($0.25)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [ Seven of Clubs

] to JackSawyer
Evademe calls $0.25
olliesaces folds
sevyzaz folds
TabithaHolloway raises to $1
JackSawyer calls $1
Evademe calls $1
Dealing Flop [ Nine of Diamonds

]
Player [***NO PLAYER***] brings $19.11 to table [9084945]
TabithaHolloway checks
JackSawyer checks
Evademe bets $1
TabithaHolloway calls $1
JackSawyer calls $1
Dealing Turn [ Ten of Spades

]
TabithaHolloway checks
JackSawyer bets $2.50
Evademe calls $2.50
TabithaHolloway folds
Dealing River [ Three of Clubs

]
JackSawyer bets $15
Evademe folds and shows [ Nine of Diamonds

]
Taking Rake of $0.55 from pot 1
JackSawyer doesn't show
JackSawyer wins $10.45
Seat 1: Evademe - $14.64
Seat 2: olliesaces - $27.56
Seat 3: sevyzaz - $28.35
Seat 4: mamut19 - $19.11
Seat 5: TabithaHolloway - $39.20
Seat 6: JackSawyer - $58.97
End Of Hand #456440100

you don't raise flop with OESD+flush draw?!?

fuck $4,40-180 and the $11-180. That is all.

I want to swear them off and play just cash, but I know I can't. I'm weak.

Fuck it. Conquer cash, then play $20+ big field tourneys only when I can afford them without blinking, no more than 5 in any given week. That's the new direction. maybe the 360's...

And another thing: the next time I see the word "standard", I'm gonna puke.

all right, soul reader. here's my request in clues...

give it to me straight. light it on fire and back it with a draft. some say it tastes like Dr. Pepper. i say, just slide it down to my end of the bar.

special request/easy riddle. but, can you read my soul, bartender?

oh, and when you slide it down here. i'll raise it in the air and toast to..."all 3 ladies never discovering each other."

you remind me of Sam "Mayday" Malone from the US sitcom Cheers.

Swim across to Virginia and I'll drive him??

Seems flawless...

siccccccccck. But yeah, I say we change our operations to "Operation Vegas '09" but that's just one person's opinion. Gl with the girls, they can be really really dumb. I'm having a weird problem as well so don't fret too much my man.

Man seriously where on earth do you find your 'avatar girls'? Way better than porn imo..

Spit out your secrets Captain Jack!

Santiago de chile in April, Mexico by mid-June and see y'all in vegas next wsop...

Since you're the Zen master around here, I thought I'd x-post this from my blog incase you miss it there, would like your input Jack.

I identified ages ago, that my biggest problems are psychological. When my heads right, I play well. If its not, I spew. This still seems to be my biggest problem. I'm trying to come up with ideas to help with that, but I'd welcome any suggestions as well.

I'll pm you shortly Wink

I just wanted to share this fucking awesome pic of David Benyamine I found.

And also, I have rethought about my numerology superstition: I'll keep posting on this forum until I tire.

I've been watching Dexter lately, its pretty good.

I've been thinking about it, and it seems this will be the best thing to do. I have been grinding a lot lately, but I have found that you have to relieve your mind from things, give it some off time if you will, for it to perform at its Absolute peak when you need it to. At times, like, during grinding.

So I have decided, since I have been grinding a lot these days, that it would be somehow counterproductive to post about poker here for me. Do not worry though: my bar will remain open, and you will continue finding lots of random crap here to make your day a little more pleasant. You can contribute if you want to, of course.

That said, what do you think about this hand?

Sup Jack,

haven´t been here for a while. I hope you played that hand v well, my std line would be "slow out, fast in"

Now hit me up with a dirty martini por favor Wink

LOL ya, my thoughts exaactly'

all-in with any card, really Wink

here you go XTR

Poker is kinda easy when you flop the house and people bet.
Why oh why does this never happen when I'm actually grinding?
Too close call, I think I'm gonna go play on the BBJ tables.

PokerStars (Cash Game): $0.02/$0.05 NL , 6 players
Sat Aug 09 07:31:18 VET 2008
(Format: BBCode)

Eddy Aardbei ($7.09)
MrnXdK ($5)
iisorrowii ($6.34)
MyMinsen ($8.56)
Yaron38 ($3.30)
Avi_Tristan ($5.85)

Eddy Aardbei is the button.

Precards:
MrnXdK posts the small blind $0.02, iisorrowii posts the big blind $0.05.

Preflop: Avi_Tristan is dealt Jack of Spades

(6 active)
MyMinsen raises to $0.20, Yaron38 folds, Avi_Tristan calls $0.20, 3 folds.

Flop: Ten of Spades

($0.47, 2 active)
MyMinsen bets $0.25, Avi_Tristan calls $0.25.

Turn: Ace of Hearts

($0.97, 2 active)
MyMinsen bets $0.40, Avi_Tristan raises to $1.20, MyMinsen raises to $8.11 (all-in), Avi_Tristan calls $4.20 (all-in).

River: Six of Diamonds

($14.48, 2 players)

Final Pot: $11.22, $0.55 raked
Avi_Tristan, net: $5.37, Won at showdown, has J Spade

Q

(a Royal Flush)
MyMinsen, net: -$5.85, Lost at showdown, has K Heart

K

(a Full House, Kings over Aces)
iisorrowii, net: -$0.05, Folded Preflop
MrnXdK, net: -$0.02, Folded Preflop

flamin' homer:

fuck Ongame and all its bonuses.

i'm grinding this $200 Bonus I got going and then get the fuck out.

I dropped like 4 buyins at 30NL shorthanded because i had no idea what the poop was going on when it got to me. misclicks, miss tables, etc. the graphics annoy me, the sounds annoy me, the glitches annoy me. the cashier annoys me. i have to sit out to reload wtf.

to think i used to like this shit at some point during last year.

the software is a technical and perverse nightmare. there are some truly bad players around here, but I can find just as many playing on stars at 25NL to 50NL at any given moment like easy peasy.

just GTFO.

Mind if I smoke? Chocolate Mint... MMMMmmm.

^

Not at all, but you gotta puff puff pass though.

I will be having some vodka icecold

A few things I kinda realized yesterday, while unrelatedly playing some Pro Evolution Soccer 6:

1) Many want to go to heaven, but few want to die to do so.
2) No matter how you look at it, as long as your opponent is not drawing dead, there are at least (52 - 20 - 1burn - 3flop) at least 29 cards to come by turn and river. Thats not a lot. I mean, thats like 1/29 to hit a card he might need, and obviously a bigger chance to hit more. Obviously, since a clean out is 2.5% (which is even less than this) and somebody could have also folded it, makes it even more interesting.
With this I mean is, that as long as the opponent is not drawing dead, there is always the chance he will hit. And this chance, is never tooo little, like 1 in 1 million.
3) The game is perfect. You, however, are not and will never be. Remember this.
You can strive to perfection, but you will not attain this, for the simple fact that you are human, and humans commit lots of errors all the time.
4) You have to forget about your big losses, but by association, you also have to forget about your big wins.
5) There are people who do it, and people who document it. Someone who documents cannot actually do it, and vice versa

On my game: I have gotten a lot better at closing the deal when playing tournaments. I have finally won my first $4,40, despite having coming in 2nd multiple times before. Basically, I get to the FT, but then I can only get either 2nd or 3rd. No other spots. While it has been very profitable during the course of my play, it has also been very frustrating.

Oh, and these things keep coming. Its specially nice, on a day in which I couldnt win a coinflip to save my life. And yes, I continue playing massively overrolled to my current stakes in SNGs. I'm leaving a lot of money on the table. I guess I'm very risk averse, I just don't like seeing that bankroll moving in the wrong direction with too big steps. Also, I got my roll spread out on 4 sites, mith a max of 750 on stars and a min of 200 on FT. about 600 on both Ongame and PKR. about $300 sitting randomly in my moneybookers account. Maybe I should put it all in one place and grind it out?

PokerStars (Tournament): $5 + $0.50, 4 players
Fri Aug 15 12:58:34 VET 2008
(Format: BBCode)

Avi_Tristan ($4,136)
ShooterMP ($2,635)
T_S_N_1 ($2,061)
EVDuisburg82 ($4,668)

Avi_Tristan is the button.

Precards:
ShooterMP posts the small blind $75, T_S_N_1 posts the big blind $150.

Preflop: Avi_Tristan is dealt Ace of Hearts

(4 active)
EVDuisburg82 calls $150, Avi_Tristan raises to $600, 2 folds, EVDuisburg82 calls $450.

Flop: Queen of Hearts

($1,425, 2 active)
EVDuisburg82 bets $150, Avi_Tristan calls $150.

Turn: King of Hearts

($1,725, 2 active)
EVDuisburg82 checks, Avi_Tristan bets $750, EVDuisburg82 calls $750.

River: Six of Hearts

($3,225, 2 active)
EVDuisburg82 checks, Avi_Tristan bets $2,636 (all-in), EVDuisburg82 folds.

Final Pot: $3,225
Avi_Tristan, net: $1,725, Won uncontested River, has A Heart

J

(a Royal Flush)
EVDuisburg82, net: -$1,500, Folded River
T_S_N_1, net: -$150, Folded Preflop
ShooterMP, net: -$75, Folded Preflop

Yes, 50NL.

So I fired up a session of Ongame, 2-tabling 50NL.

In under 30 hands I was down 3BI. Must be a new record.

Lost an 80/20 and two 93/7s all on river, one in a $179 pot.

Of course I'm done for today. gg me.

Haven't been playin much these days.

anyways, here is a fun one, probably totally standard
PokerStars Game #19776024007: Tournament #103360528, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/08/20 - 23:01:58 (ET)
Table '103360528 12' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: finfree (1300 in chips)
Seat 2: riot4U (1355 in chips)
Seat 3: vagnerzao (1740 in chips)
Seat 4: PEEBRAIN (535 in chips)
Seat 5: Avi_Tristan (1980 in chips)
Seat 6: CHNCECHNDLER (3525 in chips)
Seat 7: big raider (2260 in chips)
Seat 8: woodbury30 (2055 in chips)
Seat 9: 1c3b0x (1830 in chips)
1c3b0x: posts small blind 15
finfree: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Avi_Tristan [Ks Qh]
riot4U: folds
vagnerzao: calls 30
PEEBRAIN: folds
Avi_Tristan: raises 90 to 120
CHNCECHNDLER: folds
big raider: folds
woodbury30: folds
1c3b0x: folds
finfree: calls 90
vagnerzao: folds
*** FLOP *** [5s Ac 4s]
finfree: checks
Avi_Tristan: checks
*** TURN *** [5s Ac 4s] [Tc]
finfree: checks
Avi_Tristan: bets 180
finfree: calls 180
*** RIVER *** [5s Ac 4s Tc] [Ad]
finfree: bets 300
Avi_Tristan: calls 300
*** SHOW DOWN ***
finfree: shows [7s 8d] (a pair of Aces)
Avi_Tristan: shows [Ks Qh] (a pair of Aces - King kicker)
Avi_Tristan collected 1245 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1245 | Rake 0
Board [5s Ac 4s Tc Ad]
Seat 1: finfree (big blind) showed [7s 8d] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: riot4U folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: vagnerzao folded before Flop
Seat 4: PEEBRAIN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Avi_Tristan showed [Ks Qh] and won (1245) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: CHNCECHNDLER folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: big raider folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: woodbury30 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: 1c3b0x (small blind) folded before Flop

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