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Chopper
Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 10:04am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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yeah.....its easy to post quality when you have this much pent-up tension. lol.

sadly, i'm already working on some other miniseries to post.

you watch, though, jack dont go away quietly.....
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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 1:28pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Xianti wrote:
Miffed saved this thread.


im going to print this off and treasure it forever
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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 2:50pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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This thread is getting way off topic... Lets get it back






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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 2:51pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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They are three different women by the way. I know most of you can't tell the difference.
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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 3:19pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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OMFG

It looks like Conan the Barbarian with a boob job.
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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 5:02pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Trainer_jyms wrote:
They are three different women by the way. I know most of you can't tell the difference.


which bit gives it away? Im curious as they all have 52inch biceps, 10ft thighs....


back on topic, please can you show me some luuuuuurve baby!

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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 5:09pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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HOLY CRAP!! Shocked

there is such a thing as too much.

that woman/whatever would shoot me across the room like a wet bar of soap. ZOOOOOOOP!
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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 5:11pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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yeah, its time to get back on target. who wants some of mama's cookies?





thankyouma'ammayihaveanother?
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Trainer_jyms wrote:
This thread is getting way off topic... Lets get it back








does my ass look big in this hun?
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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 6:38pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 6:41pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Look at the cushion, the cushion

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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 6:59pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Jack Sawyer wrote:
Look at the cushion, the cushion


it's orange with stripes.
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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 7:12pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Warpe wrote:
Jack Sawyer wrote:
Look at the cushion, the cushion


it's orange with stripes.


is it?

is it really...?
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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 8:53pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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that first one has an awful "job." she doesnt seem to be running.

hahahaha look at me being picky. like i have a shot or something.

thats allright. i wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers.........







(looking downward): ...ISNT THAT RIGHT, CRACKERS?
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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 10:08pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I'll try to give you some softer ones to not hurt you. Do not make me bring out the heavy artillery!

A then and now. Any women can look like this, it just takes some discipline.




Here's one you may like.



NO! how about this?




last one. The girl in my Avatar.

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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 10:13pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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CAR...


Trainer_jyms wrote:







GAME ON...



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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 10:23pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I'll be ready in a minute honey. 2 hours later...... Almost done


Buy me the Porsche....Plleeaassseee

What do you mean Cook??........ Aren't we going out for dinner?


I'm not putting my lips on that!


can we go shopping again?
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Post Posted: Thu, 04 Oct 2007, 10:36pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Post Posted: Fri, 05 Oct 2007, 3:31am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Trainer_jyms wrote:
I'll try to give you some softer ones to not hurt you. Do not make me bring out the heavy artillery!

A then and now. Any women can look like this, it just takes some discipline.




Here's one you may like.



NO! how about this?




last one. The girl in my Avatar.



these guys dont deepthroat, they chew it off!
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Post Posted: Fri, 05 Oct 2007, 10:08pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Lemme try to bring thread back on course

Nice Hat (OMG VEINS!!!)



Schoolyard Babe
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Post Posted: Fri, 05 Oct 2007, 10:25pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Jack Sawyer wrote:
givememyleg wrote:
jack sawyer has an amputee fetish


nope, no amputees. only chicks who looke like this



Is every chick from Canada just as hot?


I find men who wear bikini tops and long hair to be sexxy!! post more pleze!
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Post Posted: Sat, 06 Oct 2007, 12:33am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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lets go to the pool, shall we?




ahhhhh refreshing...

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Post Posted: Sun, 07 Oct 2007, 1:40am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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i'm deathly afraid this DUDE is right up TJ's alley.

look at the pits. was/is that hair? looks like hair on the chest, too. off the 'roids, ma'am.....ERRRRRR, sir. it even looks like the face is photoshopped on.




and tell me this isnt a guy from the back?



sorry to derail. we'll get her back on track in a while.
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Post Posted: Sun, 07 Oct 2007, 11:17am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You guys who like fake tits aren't much better than the ones who like muscular men. ALL NATURAL ALL THE WAY
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Post Posted: Sun, 07 Oct 2007, 11:41am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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biondino wrote:
You guys who like fake tits aren't much better than the ones who like muscular men. ALL NATURAL ALL THE WAY
you could argue that muscle is natural
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Post Posted: Sun, 07 Oct 2007, 11:43am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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this thread sucks
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jyms
Post Posted: Sun, 07 Oct 2007, 12:47pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Not up MY alley at all Chopper Laughing nice try though. I guess it's like me picking fat chick pics for a chubby chaser, I would have little idea what is apepealing.

I wouldn't have posted either of those pics. The first one is photo shopped, I'm pretty sure sinc I've never seen IT. And the second one just has no feminine quality's in the pic. I don't just grab the most muscular thing with breasts and put them up, or you would have seen some Nicole Bass shots by now. Hell if you want muscular chics I can post some.


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swiggidy wrote:
biondino wrote:
You guys who like fake tits aren't much better than the ones who like muscular men. ALL NATURAL ALL THE WAY
you could argue that muscle is natural



Hahahahaha no seriously, what? Have you SEEN how much shit bodybuilders put into their body, legal or otherwise?
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Post Posted: Sun, 07 Oct 2007, 2:06pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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biondino wrote:
swiggidy wrote:
biondino wrote:
You guys who like fake tits aren't much better than the ones who like muscular men. ALL NATURAL ALL THE WAY
you could argue that muscle is natural



Hahahahaha no seriously, what? Have you SEEN how much shit bodybuilders put into their body, legal or otherwise?
marian jones knows...
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But also, a lot of protein.
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a500lbgorilla wrote:
But also, a lot of protein.
im sure most women know about this too Wink
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Are you suggesting that women consume semen as a source of protein after oral sex?
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a500lbgorilla wrote:
Are you suggesting that women consume semen as a source of protein after oral sex?
was i THAT obvious!?!?!?!
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Miffed22001 wrote:
a500lbgorilla wrote:
Are you suggesting that women consume semen as a source of protein after oral sex?
was i THAT obvious!?!?!?!

The winky face helped Smile
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Trainer_jyms wrote:
Not up MY alley at all Chopper Laughing nice try though. I guess it's like me picking fat chick pics for a chubby chaser, I would have little idea what is apepealing.


tru dat. thought i'd take a shot, though. Wink

here, back to what I like...



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and, btw, biondino. its real if i can touch them.

try supporting some "D-sized naturals." those things sag after the first kid.

i dont mind either one, personally, as long as its a handful.
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Xianti wrote:


nice photoshop
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Be polite now, say hi to Melisa

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Be polite now, say hi to Melisa

hi!
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yeah, im gonna have to do some work to compete with that one.

HOLY SMOKES!!
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One of the more convincing ladyboys, I'll admit, but some terrible evil person has inserted devices into his breasts, forcing them to swell unconvincingly and rigidify.
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sorry boys,

i've been well taken care of lately. Cool

but, shall i say, "BUMP." or was that BUMPS?

#1..


#2...


#3...


hopefully, that gets us started up again.
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yay!!
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Chopper wrote:




The most cross-eyed bewbs I have seen on a "pinup" pic.
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Chopper that was SIX BUMPS in one post, yo


zing!
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Chopper that was SIX BUMPS in one post, yo


zing!
{x} UG delivers.
[x} thread delivers
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Are there any real tits left in the world?
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