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Chopper
Post Posted: Sat, 13 Oct 2007, 2:09pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Ultimate George wrote:
Chopper that was SIX BUMPS in one post, yo


zing!


yeah, baby. the power of the multiples!!!

and jack, i am a HUGE crissy moran fan. i just wish we could post some of her best stuff....lol.
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Post Posted: Mon, 22 Oct 2007, 12:54am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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6 more bumps.





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Post Posted: Mon, 22 Oct 2007, 7:25am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Everything about that woman is repulsive.
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Post Posted: Mon, 22 Oct 2007, 8:17am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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biondino wrote:
Everything about that woman is repulsive.

repulsive? shes not the best looking chick in world, but i wouldnt kick her out of bed.
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Post Posted: Mon, 22 Oct 2007, 8:52am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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She's got grotesque fake tits, but look at her face - that's THE BEST THEY COULD DO despite professional makeup, photographer etc. She is foul.
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Post Posted: Mon, 22 Oct 2007, 9:33am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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care to post something up to your "standards?"
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Post Posted: Tue, 23 Oct 2007, 12:20am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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chopper you heve some funked up taste in chicks.
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Post Posted: Tue, 23 Oct 2007, 2:02am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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whatever boys. and i thought i was picky.
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Post Posted: Tue, 23 Oct 2007, 8:25am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Man Chopper, that silicon-pumped tart looks like she'd need to be taught how to even chew the wasp she's clearly got in that tight thin-lipped mouth of hers.

I don't like inflated barbie dolls with bad skin, so sue me.
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Post Posted: Tue, 23 Oct 2007, 8:56am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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ok, my lawyer will be in touch Wink
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Post Posted: Tue, 23 Oct 2007, 10:54am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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biondino wrote:
Man Chopper, that silicon-pumped tart looks like she'd need to be taught how to even chew the wasp she's clearly got in that tight thin-lipped mouth of hers.

I don't like inflated barbie dolls with bad skin, so sue me.


Its good you don't like 'em, more girls for me! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post Posted: Tue, 23 Oct 2007, 3:27pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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here's one for you, biondino. she has full lips and what appear to be natural breasts.

you like? you can have this one, if you really, really like. Wink

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Post Posted: Tue, 23 Oct 2007, 3:55pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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ooooowwww my eyes!
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Post Posted: Tue, 23 Oct 2007, 4:17pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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mine, too. cant wait for biondino to see that one.
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Post Posted: Tue, 23 Oct 2007, 8:34pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Hahahahahaha! That's my sister you assbutt Smile
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Post Posted: Tue, 23 Oct 2007, 9:26pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Hahahahahaha! That's my sister you assbutt Smile


Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post Posted: Wed, 24 Oct 2007, 2:37am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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this thread sucks
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Post Posted: Wed, 31 Oct 2007, 12:33pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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A wallpaper for you


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Post Posted: Wed, 31 Oct 2007, 12:37pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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great stuff, but rejected by the wife.

(NSFH) "H" = Home.
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Post Posted: Wed, 31 Oct 2007, 2:48pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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great thread
thanks guys

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Post Posted: Wed, 31 Oct 2007, 3:40pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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jack, post links to the current avatar. kthx
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Post Posted: Wed, 31 Oct 2007, 9:49pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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flomo,

thanks for joining in the fun.

oh, and Zuzanna is one of my faves. too bad i cant show most of here stuff. Crying or Very sad
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Post Posted: Sun, 04 Nov 2007, 1:24am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Miffed22001 wrote:
jack, post links to the current avatar. kthx


I can't find good ones. She's very elusive
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Chopper
Post Posted: Sun, 04 Nov 2007, 11:20pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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hey, bud?

where are those new pics?
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Post Posted: Mon, 05 Nov 2007, 1:32am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Chopper wrote:
hey, bud?

where are those new pics?


patience, patience
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Post Posted: Mon, 05 Nov 2007, 1:33am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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i have none.

the people need nourishment.
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Post Posted: Mon, 05 Nov 2007, 1:44am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I have plenty. But nobody is asking me, lol.
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Post Posted: Wed, 07 Nov 2007, 12:13pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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i know you mean patience of which you have plenty, but where are your pics? thats what this thread was designed for. i dont care if they have muscles. i appreciate beauty. and, if i poke at you, its only out of fun.

that said here are a couple bumps for y'all.







now, this one i post with a link to her thread. if you even joke about this...you are a completely insensitive poopyhead. if this stuff cant inspire you, i contend your soul is dead. say what you want about the rest of the women we/i post, but dont dare say anything about this one.

http://www.extremefitness.com/forum/fitness-babes/45146-barbara-guerra-inspirational-fitness-competitor.html

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Post Posted: Wed, 07 Nov 2007, 12:47pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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biondino wrote:
The fat girl that spoonitnow unwisely boned is 100000 times more attractive than that... thing. you are all crazy.
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Post Posted: Wed, 07 Nov 2007, 1:06pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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God this girl is so airbrushed I thought I was going to have to go and ask the optician why my sight had gone so blurry. That said, she's definitely towards the top end of the quality on the thread (her hair (weave?) is terrible tho).
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Post Posted: Wed, 07 Nov 2007, 2:00pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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biondino wrote:


God this girl is so airbrushed I thought I was going to have to go and ask the optician why my sight had gone so blurry. That said, she's definitely towards the top end of the quality on the thread (her hair (weave?) is terrible tho).



That's my kriptonite, right there


I Heart curvy blondes
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Post Posted: Wed, 07 Nov 2007, 6:20pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Chopper wrote:

um, woah
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Post Posted: Wed, 07 Nov 2007, 9:06pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Almost as bad as that idiot redgrape
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Wow I decided to take another look in this thread again because post count is going up and i must say i regret it 100%
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Post Posted: Thu, 08 Nov 2007, 1:14am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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alright guys, i know shes not that attractive, but did any of you have the compassion to read her story? or, did you just look at her and cast her off like all the other superficial guys in this thread?

granted, i'm superficial, but when i find TRUE inspiration, i try and share the story.
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Post Posted: Thu, 08 Nov 2007, 3:53pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Chopper wrote:
alright guys, i know shes not that attractive, but did any of you have the compassion to read her story? or, did you just look at her and cast her off like all the other superficial guys in this thread?

granted, i'm superficial, but when i find TRUE inspiration, i try and share the story.


Casting her off doesn't make you superficial imo
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Post Posted: Thu, 08 Nov 2007, 4:15pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Chopper wrote:
alright guys, i know shes not that attractive, but did any of you have the compassion to read her story? or, did you just look at her and cast her off like all the other superficial guys in this thread?

granted, i'm superficial, but when i find TRUE inspiration, i try and share the story.

no i didnt read anything nor was i making fun of her, im in the same boat as you, i was just shocked to see the pic, as i assume everyone would be
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Post Posted: Thu, 08 Nov 2007, 5:25pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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thats why i posted it. but, you gotta admit she has enough courage to "bluff with air" when it comes to overcoming fears.

and, yes, casting her off DOES make you superficial. you know nothing about her. all you can go on is her looks, at this point...the very definition of superficial.

suˇperˇfiˇcial Listen to the pronunciation of superficial
Pronunciation:
\ˌsü-pər-ˈfi-shəl\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Late Latin superficialis, from Latin superficies
Date:
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1 a (1): of, relating to, or located near a surface (2): lying on, not penetrating below, or affecting only the surface <superficial wounds> bBritish of a unit of measure : square <superficial foot>2 a: concerned only with the obvious or apparent : shallow b: seen on the surface : external
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^^^ Like this entire thread?
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Warpe wrote:
^^^ Like this entire thread?


Ha ha. There must be a higher chance her bikini falls off.
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Warpe wrote:
^^^ Like this entire thread?


yes. i made no bones (get it? haha) about it being a superficial thread. just dont deny that we are being superficial. thats all.
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Seasider wrote:
Warpe wrote:
^^^ Like this entire thread?


Ha ha. There must be a higher chance her bikini falls off.


Only good part of thread
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page 3....back on track.



and

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Chopper wrote:



oh

my

god
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SO, I go against the NSFW warning....needless to say I can't leave my office for another 45 minutes! Laughing

Furthermore, everyone outside my office is wondering WTF as I am ROFL!

Y'all are sick! FTR Rocks!

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That girl with the open mouth and hand down her pants looks like she's just itching her cooch.
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Post Posted: Fri, 16 Nov 2007, 12:31pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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NSFW

NSFT
T=tissues
hottie
NSFW
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Hey Bill, what do you think of her?

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bigspenda73 wrote:
Chopper wrote:



oh

my

god

my thoughts exactly
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