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I want to murder every single one of my professors.

  
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a500lbgorilla
Post Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 2:09pm    Post subject: I want to murder every single one of my professors. Reply with quote
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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I'm contemplating just dropping out of school due to the unreasonable and frustrating work load I've been dealing with for the past few weeks.

Please cheer me up.
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gabe
Post Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 2:14pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
EAT BUGS
EAT BUGS

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i saw this chat transcript clip with some Full Tilt pros (posted on 2p2) and one of them was with Clonie Gowen.

randomguy: thanks for all your answers and good luck in tournaments clownie
clonie: thanks but its CLONIE
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a500lbgorilla
Post Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 2:30pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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I smiled.
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gabe
Post Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 2:50pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
EAT BUGS
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ok let me try again, give me 10 minutes
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gabe
Post Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 2:51pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
EAT BUGS
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QUESTION FROM SMAC007: When the bogeyman goes to bed at night he checks his closet for chuck norris do you mike?

ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: i check to make sure allthe strippers have left for the day
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gabe
Post Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 2:52pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
EAT BUGS
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OK THIS IS THE BEST ONE

rilla you and I have such high level humor that you are going to love this one as much as i do
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gabe
Post Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 2:53pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
EAT BUGS
EAT BUGS

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here it comes
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gabe
Post Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 2:55pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
EAT BUGS
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QUESTION FROM mcw23: my dog needs hlep and is dying what should i do for it .....

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: get it to make a list of all the things it always wanted to do
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gabe
Post Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 3:00pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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haha i love that one

why cant community posts count for post count

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=488285
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a500lbgorilla
Post Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 3:43pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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gabes cool.
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a500lbgorilla
Post Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 4:00pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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Oh and community posts help build your WPP up.
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Post Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 6:03pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not a thinking person
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don't drop out, then you just go back later like me!
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Post Posted: Wed, 28 Mar 2007, 6:03pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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QUESTION FROM buhba: what's best with online poker? ie...watching TV, small houseold projects(chores), BBQin', playing other online games, reading, cooking, blogging(still trying to figure this out), pay attention, all the above, ect...

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: i like to make ice, start fires and watch porn
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Post Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 2:29am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
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At least you didn't have to take a drug test?
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Post Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 3:17am    Post subject: Reply with quote
11 OF DIAMONDS
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haha Roland de Wolfe is actually really funny
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courtiebee
Post Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 4:11am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Triptan3s wrote:
don't drop out, then you just go back later like me!

I'm scared that eupho is gonna be right and I'm never gonna go back ... Sad
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Lukie
Post Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 10:01am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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college lol
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a500lbgorilla
Post Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 1:18pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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Plz see me in 10 years.

Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.
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euphoricism
Post Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 1:36pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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courtiebee wrote:
Triptan3s wrote:
don't drop out, then you just go back later like me!

I'm scared that eupho is gonna be right and I'm never gonna go back ... Sad


I know I wouldn't unless it was in a different major than the one I'm currently in because its boring, and my career field (law enforcement) really doesnt care WHAT degree you have, as long as you have one. In fact a criminal justice degree is useless to law enforcement employers. You'll learn everything on the job anyway. Theyd prefer you have business or management degrees. An accounting background is actually number 2 on the "most wanted degrees for a law enforcement officer" because as a country we've begun tracking money pretty heavily. Number one is foreign language skills (Arabic, Farsi, Chinese in particular. I'm thinking of getting that Rosetta Stone program and trying to drill some Farsi into my head. Bring it on Iran!)

But I'm also set to graduate next year, so too late.

/ramble
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Lukie
Post Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 2:09pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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a500lbgorilla wrote:
Plz see me in 10 years.

Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.

alright, when I'm a retired millionaire I'll give ya a shoutout if I have your contact info. lol at 'by then' Wink
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a500lbgorilla
Post Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 7:20pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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Plz see me on your deathbed.

We'll see whoes laughing then!
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Lukie
Post Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 10:00pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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ha, that was kind of funny but really mean-spirited
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Post Posted: Sat, 31 Mar 2007, 12:47am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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a500lbgorilla wrote:
Plz see me in 10 years.

Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.


I never figured you for such a life nit. I thought you had some balla in you.
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Lukie
Post Posted: Sat, 31 Mar 2007, 3:11am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Irisheyes wrote:
a500lbgorilla wrote:
Plz see me in 10 years.

Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.


I never figured you for such a life nit. I thought you had some balla in you.

nope
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a500lbgorilla
Post Posted: Sat, 31 Mar 2007, 8:37am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Irisheyes wrote:
a500lbgorilla wrote:
Plz see me in 10 years.

Granted, you could easily be out earning me by then. But we'll still see how it pans out.


I never figured you for such a life nit. I thought you had some balla in you.


I'm bringin square back.
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