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Posted: Tue, 19 Apr 2005, 12:37am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 04 May 2004
Posts: 1887 WPP: 103
Location: Kansas City
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When I was 16 I was looking forward to the prospect of dating a girl where I drove us to our date.
God, I'm not sure I ever had more hormones than that time. |
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Posted: Tue, 19 Apr 2005, 3:26pm Post subject:
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Strike 3

Joined: 10 Apr 2005
Posts: 1529 WPP: 75
Location: Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
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Lol I have a girlfriend we have been going out for a year and a half. She is awesome, but not when im playing a live game and on the bubble and i hear her say i want to go home. I say out loud i want pocket aces but we all cant get what we want. Next hand i get dealt poket aces. I hold them up (to look at them) she is behind me, and she goes there you have them now lets go. Everyone laughed thinking she was lying. Ace on the flop, someone raised all in, i called i won. Eventually won that night. She didnt mind the money later that night....
True Story. |
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Posted: Tue, 19 Apr 2005, 5:26pm Post subject:
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Flush

Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 575 WPP: 819
Location: Chi-town
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| I would beat someone (even a girl) for revealing my hole cards. that is in no way funny. |
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Posted: Tue, 19 Apr 2005, 6:31pm Post subject:
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Flush

Joined: 21 Dec 2004
Posts: 370 WPP: 100
Location: Massachusetts, USA
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| boostNslide wrote: | | I would beat someone (even a girl) for revealing my hole cards. that is in no way funny. |
Talking about beating women is in no way funny. Seriously.
If you didn't want anyone to react to your cards, you shouldn't reveal them in the first place. |
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Posted: Wed, 20 Apr 2005, 5:17am Post subject:
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Full House

Joined: 25 Aug 2004
Posts: 914 WPP: 111
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| Quote: | | Talking about beating women is in no way funny. Seriously. |
I think talking about beating women in the right company is usually funny. I definitely wouldn't do it at a battered woman's shelter, but I thought FTR was safe for a few non PC jokes. I don't condone beating women of course, but I was actually more insulted by the criticism of the comment than the comment itself. |
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Posted: Wed, 20 Apr 2005, 11:08am Post subject:
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Full House

Joined: 16 Mar 2005
Posts: 800 WPP: 62
Location: Orlando, FL
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something doesnt sit right with me about minors gambling...
your young go enjoy life before it passes you by. |
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Posted: Thu, 07 Jul 2005, 2:08pm Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind

Joined: 16 Apr 2005
Posts: 50 WPP: 164
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Wait, no that's how many times i masturbate a day.
33 years young and i got less bits on my body than when i came into this world due to a love of motorcycles and above average stupidity |
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Posted: Thu, 07 Jul 2005, 2:16pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 3603 WPP: 99
Location: Your place or my place
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Stop bumping dead posts :p
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Posted: Thu, 07 Jul 2005, 2:20pm Post subject:
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Strike 3

Joined: 10 Apr 2005
Posts: 1529 WPP: 75
Location: Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
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Posted: Thu, 07 Jul 2005, 2:26pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 1591 WPP: 42
Location: Coldbrook, NS
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Posted: Thu, 07 Jul 2005, 3:12pm Post subject:
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Flush

Joined: 27 Jun 2005
Posts: 480 WPP: 113
Location: Manhattan & Boston
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Posted: Mon, 11 Jul 2005, 3:28am Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind

Joined: 26 Jun 2005
Posts: 67 WPP: 698
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Posted: Mon, 11 Jul 2005, 3:33am Post subject:
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Straight

Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 141 WPP: 393
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Posted: Mon, 11 Jul 2005, 4:26am Post subject:
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High Card

Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 14 WPP: 60
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Posted: Mon, 11 Jul 2005, 8:39pm Post subject:
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{NSFW - nipple}

Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 2186 WPP: 107
Location: The Loser's Lounge
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| 27, getting ever nearer to that "wierd" 30-ish age... |
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Posted: Mon, 11 Jul 2005, 10:58pm Post subject:
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Two Pair

Joined: 13 Jan 2005
Posts: 43 WPP: 90
Location: MoCo
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Posted: Tue, 12 Jul 2005, 8:08am Post subject:
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High Card

Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Posts: 13 WPP: 103
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Posted: Tue, 12 Jul 2005, 2:44pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Posts: 3659 WPP: 76
Location: over there
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| 20, the big 1/5 of a centuary! |
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Posted: Tue, 12 Jul 2005, 5:20pm Post subject:
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High Card

Joined: 12 Jul 2005
Posts: 2 WPP: 38
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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Posted: Tue, 12 Jul 2005, 9:23pm Post subject:
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Straight

Joined: 06 Mar 2005
Posts: 172 WPP: 61
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Posted: Mon, 18 Jul 2005, 1:05am Post subject:
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Straight

Joined: 15 May 2005
Posts: 151 WPP: 116
Location: Titusville, Fl
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| cartilago77 wrote: | | 443 x 567 x 1142 / 945 *13.95432 - 3.14125 * 0 +27 |
21708.214037? |
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Posted: Mon, 18 Jul 2005, 2:31pm Post subject:
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High Card

Joined: 18 May 2005
Posts: 8 WPP: 39
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| 23 since april. And I think that feels old. |
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Posted: Tue, 19 Jul 2005, 3:37am Post subject:
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Flush

Joined: 13 Jun 2005
Posts: 413 WPP: 220
Location: Chapel Hill, NC
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Posted: Tue, 19 Jul 2005, 6:00am Post subject:
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Straight

Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 152 WPP: 86
Location: Milwaukee, WI
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Posted: Tue, 19 Jul 2005, 7:39am Post subject:
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Full House

Joined: 23 Mar 2005
Posts: 893 WPP: 130
Location: 25/50's f'in hard!
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| I'm 20 1/2 (yes 1/2 and im proud of it! only 1/2 more to go until 21), im not sure if I already posted on this thread if I did oh well lol |
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Posted: Tue, 19 Jul 2005, 8:35pm Post subject:
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Full House

Joined: 11 Oct 2004
Posts: 1117 WPP: 67
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-anto |
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Posted: Mon, 25 Jul 2005, 7:17pm Post subject:
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High Card

Joined: 13 Jul 2005
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Location: Northeast Arkansas
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Posted: Mon, 25 Jul 2005, 7:35pm Post subject:
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Flush

Joined: 06 May 2005
Posts: 573 WPP: 66
Location: Sweden
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Posted: Mon, 25 Jul 2005, 9:10pm Post subject:
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Full House

Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 832 WPP: 72
Location: On the grind
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Posted: Tue, 26 Jul 2005, 1:26pm Post subject:
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Full House

Joined: 25 May 2005
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Posted: Thu, 28 Jul 2005, 10:13am Post subject:
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Two Pair

Joined: 13 May 2004
Posts: 49 WPP: 135
Location: Vienna, Austria (Europe)
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Posted: Thu, 28 Jul 2005, 10:16am Post subject:
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One Pair

Joined: 24 May 2005
Posts: 18 WPP: 61
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Posted: Thu, 28 Jul 2005, 6:25pm Post subject:
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High Card

Joined: 28 Jul 2005
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17. I'm gonna be 18 in three months. Woo!
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Posted: Fri, 29 Jul 2005, 6:19am Post subject:
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Flush

Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Posts: 419 WPP: 127
Location: Jazz Club
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| Element187 wrote: | something doesnt sit right with me about minors gambling...
your young go enjoy life before it passes you by. |
that many young people now spend half there lives on video games anyway that i dont think it matters.. at least poker has a product.
17.. and I only play when i wouldnt be able to go out and do something else anyway. As i'm sure the other guys on here do to. Any minor that is intelligent enough to win at poker is probably also intellegent enough to be out enjoying their life as well.
As for that guy (sorry cant remember who it was, and take to long to go back and find out) who said us young guys should be out pulling chicks.. What young guy isnt thinking about and acting on this?? And if they aren't then they dont deserve any anyway... I'm quite satified with a life that includes poker and girls.. and all the beer i like for that matter. |
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Posted: Fri, 29 Jul 2005, 11:49am Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH

Joined: 28 Sep 2004
Posts: 8092 WPP: 75
Location: This room is a good place to be
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This thread is the least elaborate trap in FTR history, do you see why?
-'rilla |
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Posted: Fri, 29 Jul 2005, 3:01pm Post subject:
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Full House

Joined: 11 Oct 2004
Posts: 1117 WPP: 67
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | This thread is the least elaborate trap in FTR history, do you see why?
-'rilla |
no enlgighten us oh great monkey
-anto |
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