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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 12:52pm Post subject: How do you know when YOURE drunk?
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Location: Your place or my place
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A lot of times I'll be drinking and not real sure if I'm drunk or not, or exactly HOW drunk I am. I'll be what I think is perfectly fine yet everyone else says I'm trashed.
In any case, I have discovered I have a drunk-tell. I start grinding my teeth. If I start grinding my teeth, its time to give the car keys away.
Anyone have something like that? |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 12:56pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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Location: Coldbrook, NS
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| When I giggle like a school girl or try and stand up and have to think about it, I'm drunk. |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 12:59pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 04 Mar 2006
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Location: UK
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| AHiltz wrote: | | When I giggle like a school girl or try and stand up and have to think about it, I'm drunk. |
^^ Same here.
A quote I like is "If you can lie on the floor without holding on, you're not drunk." |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 1:00pm Post subject:
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Flush
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Location: Huddersfield, England
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When any music apart from rock and metal becomes enjoyable to me  |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 1:04pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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Location: Coldbrook, NS
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| ChrisTheFish wrote: | | When any music apart from rock and metal becomes enjoyable to me |
Ain't that the truth. I caught myself listening to country one night. FUCK  |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 1:07pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 24 Sep 2006
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Location: Huddersfield, England
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| AHiltz wrote: | | ChrisTheFish wrote: | | When any music apart from rock and metal becomes enjoyable to me |
Ain't that the truth. I caught myself listening to country one night. FUCK |
Yeah, i'm constantly getting dragged out to clubs and listning to dance music for hours on end.. makes me wish i could listen to country music  |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 2:12pm Post subject: Re: How do you know when YOURE drunk?
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Season III
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| euphoricism wrote: | | I'll be what I think is perfectly fine yet everyone else says I'm trashed. |
This is sooooooo true. |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 2:14pm Post subject:
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11 OF DIAMONDS
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| When I use to drink I knew I was drunk if I started thinking about how awesome it was to be drunk. |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 2:16pm Post subject:
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High Card
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
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Location: so.cal.
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-i like to chug 4-5 beers straight while im sitting then stand up.... yea i'd be buzzed, and i love that feeling of standing after sitting while drinking.
recently when i was REALLY messed up, my friends have told me i have kicked someone like pretty hard at a party while screaming,"THIS IS SPARTA!!!" then i fell on the ground. after they told me this i was pretty embarrassedthis was the effects of hard alcohol, and im usually a beer drinker.
i tend to stumble and i know im drunk... slurred words...
and tonight is friday so ill have a story tomorrow morning  |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 2:19pm Post subject:
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High Card
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Location: so.cal.
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| well actually, everything someone has said already is all parts of it... drunks are all the same. |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 2:44pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| i start masturbating furiously to porn, usually something kinky |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 2:53pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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| I can gauge how drunk I am while I piss. That's always been my point of reference. If the toilet starts getting blurry or shaky, I know I'm getting drunk. If it's a trashcan or a random hole...I'm drunk. |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 3:17pm Post subject: Re: How do you know when YOURE drunk?
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: Chi-town
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| euphoricism wrote: |
In any case, I have discovered I have a drunk-tell. I start grinding my teeth. |
are you sure that youre drinking the intoxicant and not snorting it? |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 3:26pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| I know it's true when I start flirting with my wife. |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 3:36pm Post subject:
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HABITUAL LINE-STEPPER
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Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
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| when i feel an inexplicable urge to play guitar |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 5:46pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| Slurring my words and staggering around means I am pretty trashed. |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 5:54pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| bigred wrote: | | I can gauge how drunk I am while I piss. That's always been my point of reference. If the toilet starts getting blurry or shaky, I know I'm getting drunk. If it's a trashcan or a random hole...I'm drunk. |
QFT.
Oddly enough, when I get drunk, my face gets numb. This is my tell. |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 7:11pm Post subject:
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Straight Flush
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| when i have to actually take a second to think and check im not swaying when i walk |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 7:16pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| YARRRRR IT BE WHEN ME FIRST MATE STARTS LOOKIN LIKE A YOUNG LASS |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 7:17pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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I maintain very well. Usually when I notice I'm drunk it's time for bed.
On spring break I decided to drink a case. I showered and shaved my head with little difficulty after #20 (about 10 hours in). |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 7:21pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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| bigred wrote: | | YARRRRR IT BE WHEN ME FIRST MATE STARTS LOOKIN LIKE A YOUNG LASS |
Remember when you tried to rhyme every post for a month? |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 7:29pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| Read other thread...you're so out of the loop. I haven't decided whether I want to do this yet. |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 7:42pm Post subject: Re: How do you know when YOURE drunk?
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| euphoricism wrote: | | In any case, I have discovered I have a drunk-tell. I start grinding my teeth. If I start grinding my teeth, its time to give the car keys away. |
Dude, that's a coke tell.
Edit: Crap, just read the rest of the thread and Boost beat me to it, and said it better
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| Lukie wrote: | | i start masturbating furiously to porn, usually something kinky. |
This must be awkward for whoever you're drinking with. |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 7:54pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| Fortune 500 wrote: | | bigred wrote: | | I can gauge how drunk I am while I piss. That's always been my point of reference. If the toilet starts getting blurry or shaky, I know I'm getting drunk. If it's a trashcan or a random hole...I'm drunk. |
QFT.
Oddly enough, when I get drunk, my face gets numb. This is my tell. |
My face is numb! |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 8:02pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Putney, UK; Full Tilt,Mansion; $50 NL and PL; $13 and $16 SNGs at Stars
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| lukie wrote: | | i start masturbating furiously to porn, usually something kinky. |
Whereas when you're sober, you wank to kinky porn with a slow, langurous stroke, I assume? |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 8:02pm Post subject:
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Full House
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i'm always drunk
i'm trying to figure out when i'm sober |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 8:13pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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| bigred wrote: | | Read other thread...you're so out of the loop. I haven't decided whether I want to do this yet. |
What does reading have to do with a stroll down memory lane, you inconsiderate jerk! |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 8:20pm Post subject:
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Flush
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Location: Toronto
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| I know im drunk when the furnitue is trying to swallow me into its pillowy goodness |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 8:25pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| Lukie wrote: | | i start masturbating furiously to GAY porn, usually something with leather |
FYP |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 8:28pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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I tend to only worry about if there is more alcohol to be had.
If there is, then I'm not drunk enough yet. |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 9:50pm Post subject:
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Full House
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I know I'm drunk when I'm playing limit games with employeese from the local poker room and they're actually winning.
Or when I 4-bet no piece/no draw with no read. |
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Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2007, 10:11pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: Chi-town
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| I drank half a bottle of nyquil one time, my face was really numb, even the next day. robotrip ftw. |
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Posted: Sat, 31 Mar 2007, 12:42am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| When I hit the floor you guys clearly don't drink enough, |
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Posted: Sat, 31 Mar 2007, 12:49am Post subject:
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Straight Flush
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| i cant believe it hasnt been said. I KNOW im drunk when i start dancing. |
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Posted: Sat, 31 Mar 2007, 3:27am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| YARRR IM FUCKING HAMMERED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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Posted: Sat, 31 Mar 2007, 9:05am Post subject:
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Full House
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| If I'm at a Bar, I pick out an Ugly chick that I know I would not have sex with. When I start talking to this chick in hopes of hooking up, I know I'm wasted. |
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Posted: Sat, 31 Mar 2007, 10:31am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| And then I wake up not remembering posting that or how I got home. If anyone can explain to me why my table is broken, I would appreciate it. |
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Posted: Sat, 31 Mar 2007, 11:54am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| iīm drunk when i feel like dancing to rīnīb and start talking to strangers. |
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Posted: Sat, 31 Mar 2007, 2:45pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Posted: Sat, 31 Mar 2007, 4:27pm Post subject:
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Posted: Sun, 01 Apr 2007, 4:19pm Post subject:
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Flush
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when I take out 100$ from my bank acct to continue buying 7$ beers at some stupid club.
bah I hate myself... that was rent money, now I dont have money for rent... |
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Posted: Sun, 01 Apr 2007, 4:24pm Post subject:
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Posted: Mon, 02 Apr 2007, 2:51am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| I also know I'm really drunk if I'm passed out on my futon with 28 days later on the tv. |
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Posted: Mon, 02 Apr 2007, 3:40am Post subject:
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Full House
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| I know im drunk when i agrue with lukie about what drink tastes better! |
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Full House
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| I know I'm drunk when my wife starts shouting at me, e.g. last night. |
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Posted: Mon, 02 Apr 2007, 7:11pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| Renton wrote: | | when i feel an inexplicable urge to play guitar |
This is when they physically remove my car keys from my body. I try not to play guitar at parties because I'm all showoffish when I play, and then I get loud and start singing. So it only happens when I'm super trashed and I somehow get the keys and get a guitar from the car.
And no, I dont do coke. I dont know why I grind my teeth. But I grind them sober too but far harder when I start getting drunk. |
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