hahahahaha

This belongs in the couple of the dumbest things thread but I thought it was so funny it deserved it's own thread.

I will never flat the joint to minimize rake again.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (BB) ($71.10)
UTG ($88.30)
MP ($64.55)
CO ($76.70)
Button ($39.55)
SB ($49.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4

, 10

UTG calls $0.50, 4 folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.25) K

, A

, 8

(2 players)
Hero bets $1, UTG calls $1

Turn: ($3.25) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets $2.25, UTG raises to $4.50, Hero calls $2.25

River: ($12.25) J

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $2.50, Hero raises to $9, UTG raises to $15.50, Hero raises to $22, UTG raises to $28.50, Hero raises to $35, UTG raises to $41.50, Hero raises to $48, UTG raises to $54.50, Hero raises to $61, UTG raises to $67.50, Hero calls $4.10 (All-In)

Total pot: $142.45 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had 4

, 10

(straight, Ace high).
UTG had 8

, Q

(two pair, Queens and eights).
Outcome: Hero won $139.45