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Posted: Wed, 01 Dec 2004, 2:11pm Post subject: FTR to English Dictionary
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Season I
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Location: Dallas, TX
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We often find unusual words, or usual words used in unusual ways, here at FTR and for anyone who's only been around the block like 1 or 2 times here is a guide to the jargon:
(This is FTR-specific. For general poker slang check http://www.gaminggurus.com/slang.shtml)
3gw/so - too complicated to summarize neatly. See below.
asshat -
noun: a person with hisher head up hisher butt
verb: to screw up
Avatard - a poor choice of avatar for the forums.
banning request - accepted
Beautifuk - Something that is so beyond belief its beautiful - useually used in a negative connotation, IE seeing Kings cracked 3 times in 5 minutes.
blind stratle - blind steal. [awesome, zen ... i barely remember ... was that pkrfanatic?]
[Editor's note: he was really trying to say straddle ... probably best not to re-open this wound
Cashouted - To have cashed out.
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Cashouted: the loud sounds emitted from a poker player after he has made his cashout.
fukk house -- this is just "full house" with one of your fingers on the wrong key. Used only when opponent is holding it. If you're holding it it's just called a boat.
holibobs - holidays, i.e. vacations
The LeFou - Hold'em starting hand Ace-Ten. More specifically  
I'm honored.
lemon party - the less you know about this, the better for you. A shock site (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_sites)
Operation - a goal set by a player; for details see: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=25p. Don't start up any more operations unless you really do have an interesting one. They're getting annoying.
pwned - come on, now, you know what this is
Rebuys and strap-ons: (n) - a tourney with re-buys and add-ons that you were not told about in advance.
red cards - one way of using game theory to bluff PF. Raising every time you get red cards can sure throw 'em for a loop. It might also be very stupid; the verdict is still out. A variation of this technique is called "black cards" and you can maybe figure that out yourself.
Rippy - LAgg (That's "loose-aggressive" for those of you who have only been around the block 1/3 of one time)
Ripptyde - 7-4 offsuit; the best hand in poker. (Ed. And blackjack). Also the name of some guy.
Sholy shit! (part of speech): Speechless and shocked awe. Suprise beyond mundane vulgarities.
TABTA - "Tight as a Baby Turtle's Anus"; the proper way to play poker in many situations
Two waffles - rags
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Posted: Wed, 01 Dec 2004, 4:18pm Post subject: Re: FTR to English Dictionary
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Full House
Joined: 11 Oct 2004
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| LeFou wrote: |
fukk house -- this is just "full house" with one of your fingers on the wrong key. Used only when opponent is holding it. If you're holding it it's just called a boat.
lemon party - the less you know about this, the better for you. A shock site
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Ok two things, for the first one, the FuKK house, really funny man, however ive never seen this on FTR, not once.. lol
Regarding lemon party, I think its very sellfish of you not to give infromation on this kool strategy site  , for all you guys who want to learn one more thing about poker go to {link edited - a500lbgorilla} |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Dec 2004, 4:22pm Post subject:
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Royal Flush
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2 waffles - rags
banning request - accepted
Rippy - LAgg |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Dec 2004, 4:23pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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DONT GO!
DO NOT FOR THE LIFE OF YOU CLICK THAT SITE!
You've been warned.
-'rilla |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Dec 2004, 4:45pm Post subject: Re: FTR to English Dictionary
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Season I
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Location: Dallas, TX
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| elanto wrote: | | the first one, the FuKK house, really funny man, however ive never seen this on FTR, not once.. lol |
It's hot off the presses --- one of my typos in IRC yesterday
| elanto wrote: | | Regarding lemon party, I think its very sellfish of you not to give infromation on this kool strategy site , for all you guys who want to learn one more thing about poker go to {link edited by a500lbgorilla} |
'lanto you are an evil, evil man. Or woman. |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Dec 2004, 4:50pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 12 Feb 2004
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Location: IL
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| Man that site was....yeah wasn't there a time when even slightly sexually avators were almost going to be disallowed. How far we have come, far indeed. |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Dec 2004, 6:00pm Post subject: Re: FTR to English Dictionary
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Full House
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| LeFou wrote: | | elanto wrote: | | the first one, the FuKK house, really funny man, however ive never seen this on FTR, not once.. lol |
It's hot off the presses --- one of my typos in IRC yesterday
| elanto wrote: | | Regarding lemon party, I think its very sellfish of you not to give infromation on this kool strategy site , for all you guys who want to learn one more thing about poker go to {Link edited - emon-lay arty-pay by a500lbgorilla} |
'lanto you are an evil, evil man. Or woman. |
Im a man 
| Quote: | | Man that site was....yeah wasn't there a time when even slightly sexually avators were almost going to be disallowed. How far we have come, far indeed. |
Lol srry man...LOL 
-anto |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Dec 2004, 6:39pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 18 Aug 2004
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| doesn't that violate FTR's terms of service? where are the banning forms!?!? |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Dec 2004, 6:58pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 11 Oct 2004
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Are u really gonna ban me??.... sucks but if i dserve it then so be it, have to accept it, oh and hyper how much time will i get banned or will it be permanent?
-anto |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Dec 2004, 7:03pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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It takes 18 years for the banning forms to work its way through the system. There are countless "reviewal nodes" littered across it's path to higher authorities. But once it does make it there and get pre-approved, approved and post-approved, You'll be banned for 11 minutes.
Lesson learned.
-'rilla |
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Posted: Thu, 02 Dec 2004, 3:56pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
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I think you improperly defined "Rippy"
Rippy:   "Essentially seven - four offsuit."
Used in a sentence:I limped from the button with a rippy, hit the flop and moved in...after I took his stack - I did a little dance and typed you got pwned!
Edit: Oh yea....Elanto - you suck....really...that was quite disturbing. -shudder- |
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Posted: Thu, 02 Dec 2004, 4:02pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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| DavSimon wrote: | | Edit: Oh yea....Elanto - you suck....really... |
...perv.
-'rilla |
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Posted: Thu, 02 Dec 2004, 5:02pm Post subject:
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Flush
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Just imagine and this is elanto's recreation at 15... god I hate to see what 20 brings...
Toothpaste, a horse, a vacuum, and tweety bird... use your imagination. |
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Posted: Sat, 04 Dec 2004, 7:58pm Post subject:
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One Pair
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elanto wrote:
Regarding lemon party, I think its very sellfish of you not to give infromation on this kool strategy site , for all you guys who want to learn one more thing about poker go to {link edited - emon-lay arty-pay by a500lbgorilla}
I think.... yeah, I am. I am going to kill my self.  |
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Posted: Sat, 04 Dec 2004, 11:45pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Welcome to the boards!
-'rilla |
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Posted: Tue, 14 Dec 2004, 12:07am Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Sholy shit! (part of speech): Speechless and shocked awe. Suprise beyond mundane vulgarities.
Used in a sentence.
<mike4066> sholy shit, soupie!
-'rilla |
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Posted: Tue, 14 Dec 2004, 1:00am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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| Double barrelled - `rillas remnants of an abused childhood |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Dec 2004, 3:15am Post subject: New to FTR - fell for it
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High Card
Joined: 19 Dec 2004
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | DONT GO!
DO NOT FOR THE LIFE OF YOU CLICK THAT SITE!
You've been warned.
-'rilla |
Disgusting! I hope I can get that image out of my head some day soon. Nasty! Wish I would have seen your warning sooner 'rilla. |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Dec 2004, 3:18pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Hahaha, What is it that my warning only presuads people to click on the links more?
-'rilla |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Dec 2004, 3:20pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 11 Oct 2004
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | Hahaha, What is it that my warning only presuads people to click on the links more?
-'rilla |
haha yeah right, you knew that by putting that up more people were going to want to click it...YOURE SOOO EVIL MAN
-anto |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Dec 2004, 10:03pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 15 Dec 2004
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Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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thats gotta be computer-generated... i dont think that old of a guy could get it up anymore  LOL |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Jan 2005, 3:17pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Oct 2004
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To add to the list:
Rebuys and strap-ons: (n) - a tourney with re-buys and add-ons that you were not told about in advance. |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Jan 2005, 3:21pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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| FlyingSaucerAttack wrote: | To add to the list:
Rebuys and strap-ons: (n) - a tourney with re-buys and add-ons that you were not told about in advance. |
L-O-*dies of laughter*
-'rilla |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Jan 2005, 4:01pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 10 Aug 2004
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Location: Vegas
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| FlyingSaucerAttack wrote: | To add to the list:
Rebuys and strap-ons: (n) - a tourney with re-buys and add-ons that you were not told about in advance. |
that one is f00king awsome
Why, Oh WHY, must the lemon party be resurected? I had completely forgotten about it. |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Jan 2005, 5:38pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 14 Oct 2004
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Location: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
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| FlyingSaucerAttack wrote: | To add to the list:
Rebuys and strap-ons: (n) - a tourney with re-buys and add-ons that you were not told about in advance. |
Three guys with strap-ons: Top 3 places in a rebuy and add-on tournament. |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Jan 2005, 6:58pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Oct 2004
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Location: moral high ground
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| Quote: | | Three guys with strap-ons: Top 3 places in a rebuy and add-on tournament. |
Nice. Abbreviated 3gw/so. I'm thinking this term should only be used as a derogatory term by the person who did not know it was going to be a tourney with rb/ao.
Example: "I was down to the final 4. Man, I was glad I was able to make it that far with only my initial buy in, but unfortunately busted out against the 3 guys with massive strap ons."
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Posted: Thu, 27 Jan 2005, 7:13pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Maybe *you* can use that is casual conversation.
*I* am just going to allude to you saying it and laugh.
-'rilla |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Jan 2005, 8:07pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 11 Oct 2004
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | Maybe *you* can use that is casual conversation.
*I* am just going to allude to you saying it and laugh.
-'rilla |
srry for hijacking the thread but rilla man i loooooove ur avatar
-anto |
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Posted: Thu, 27 Jan 2005, 8:08pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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Posted: Fri, 28 Jan 2005, 12:53pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 04 May 2004
Posts: 1887
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Location: Kansas City
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'rilla -
Avatar aside. I love your signature. I'm gonna name my first born son Hobbes. |
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Posted: Fri, 28 Jan 2005, 12:57pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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| Humphrind wrote: | 'rilla -
Avatar aside. I love your signature. I'm gonna name my first born son Hobbes. |
Gotta still use it while I have the chance.
GOOOoooo Eagles!
-'rilla |
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Posted: Fri, 28 Jan 2005, 4:08pm Post subject:
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Full House
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nice sig, to bad youll only have it for a week, enjoy
-anto |
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Posted: Tue, 01 Feb 2005, 1:31am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Just to bring this back on topic, in honor of poker fanatic:
blind stratle - blind steal. |
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Posted: Tue, 01 Feb 2005, 8:28pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 20 Jun 2004
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| I officially demand that "asshat" be added to the dictionary. |
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Posted: Tue, 01 Feb 2005, 8:50pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Asshat (part of speech) = Catankerous. To be in the state of, or related to, Asshatery.
-'rilla |
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Posted: Fri, 18 Feb 2005, 10:30pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 14 Oct 2004
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Location: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
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"Ace Rage" : A huge raise holding a pair of aces with a weak kicker.
"I flop ace rage, guy bets 9, I raise him AI, he folds, I giggle." - Rilla (demands credit for this quote) |
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Posted: Fri, 04 Mar 2005, 1:49pm Post subject:
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Strike 3
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| 'Oh flopsicles!' - When a flop completely misses you but hits your opponent(s). |
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Posted: Tue, 08 Mar 2005, 5:12am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 12 Jan 2005
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Location: wearing the honors of honor and whatnot
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'Oh flopsicles!' - When a flop completely misses you but hits your opponent(s).
that could possibly be the greatest word ever defined.
*Side note i have had a horrible horrible night and lost lots of money which peaked with me pushing a flush at a set and the girl made quads but i just made a full house and totally suckered this guy in and nearly doubled up i just wish i had bet more i'm just so glad this last 8 hours of total flopsicles has ended can i get an amen.[/i] |
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Posted: Tue, 08 Mar 2005, 5:52am Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind
Joined: 09 Nov 2004
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Location: UK
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Posted: Thu, 24 Mar 2005, 10:34pm Post subject:
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Strike 3
Joined: 07 Jul 2004
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Fokld - To fold with attitude
as used by gabe below:
<gabe1> cards?
<boostNslide> J3
<gabe1> fokld |
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Posted: Sun, 10 Apr 2005, 6:33pm Post subject:
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Strike 3
Joined: 07 Jul 2004
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Cashouted - To have cashed out.
As used in IRC by allLiving:
<allLiving> cashouted out a decent $350 |
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Posted: Sun, 10 Apr 2005, 7:24pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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| dwarfman wrote: | Cashouted - To have cashed out.
As used in IRC by allLiving:
<allLiving> cashouted out a decent $350 |
Eh,
Cashouted: the loud sounds emitted from a poker player after he has made his cashout.
-'rilla |
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Posted: Sat, 14 May 2005, 8:16pm Post subject:
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Radmin
Joined: 04 Dec 2003
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| The LeFou - Hold'em starting hand Ace-Ten. More specifically, |
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Posted: Sat, 14 May 2005, 10:57pm Post subject:
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Strike 3
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| Avatard - a poor choice of avatar for the forums. |
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Posted: Sat, 14 May 2005, 11:20pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 18 Jun 2004
Posts: 1720
WPP: 297
Location: Rochester Hills, MI
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| dwarfman wrote: | | Avatard - a poor choice of avatar for the forums. |
Haha, nice one. |
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Posted: Sun, 15 May 2005, 12:05am Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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| michael1123 wrote: | | dwarfman wrote: | | Avatard - a poor choice of avatar for the forums. |
Haha, nice one. |
Whew. We were worried you might have been offended.
-'rilla |
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Posted: Mon, 16 May 2005, 12:07pm Post subject:
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Strike 3
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | | michael1123 wrote: | | dwarfman wrote: | | Avatard - a poor choice of avatar for the forums. |
Haha, nice one. |
Whew. We were worried you might have been offended.
-'rilla |
Hahahahaha! |
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Posted: Fri, 24 Jun 2005, 3:47pm Post subject:
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Season I
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Location: Dallas, TX
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| Stump: (v) To bump a topic that is already sticky. |
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Posted: Fri, 24 Jun 2005, 3:52pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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Used in a sentence:
I'm gonna stump LeFou right in his favorite sticky.
-'rilla |
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Posted: Sun, 10 Jul 2005, 11:09pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
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Location: St. Paul or DC
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I propose a new one:
"Lonely Man's Hand" - 2Jo.
If you have 2Jo you don't have a girlfriend.
(with 90% credit to symbolic) |
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