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Galapogos
Post Posted: Mon, 16 Jul 2007, 11:09am    Post subject: Couple of the dumbest things I saw today Reply with quote
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People are this awful and I couldn't make a dime yesterday.

Though I should thank this guy:

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #594,164,883
Table Shanghai, 16 Jul 2007 2:03 AM ET

Seat 1: KENNI21 ($78.85 in chips)
Seat 2: t44fgarage ($81.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Galapogos [ QHeart,6Heart ] ($214.35 in chips)
Seat 5: D0NATIONS2ME ($73.40 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
t44fgarage posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
D0NATIONS2ME calls $1, KENNI21 calls $1, t44fgarage calls $0.50, Galapogos checks.

Flop [board cards 2Heart,5Heart,7Heart ]
t44fgarage checks, Galapogos bets $3, D0NATIONS2ME calls $3, KENNI21 calls $3, t44fgarage folds.

Turn [board cards 2Heart,5Heart,7Heart,9Spade ]
Galapogos bets $11, D0NATIONS2ME folds, KENNI21 calls $11.

River [board cards 2Heart,5Heart,7Heart,9Spade,8Spade ]
Galapogos bets $29, KENNI21 calls $29.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ QHeart,6Heart ]
KENNI21 shows [ AHeart,3Heart ]


I wasn't involved but this is still dumb:

Texas Hold'em $2-$2 NL (Real Money), #594,169,677
Table Barreiro, 16 Jul 2007 2:08 AM ET

Seat 3: davidvch78 ($116.50 in chips)
Seat 5: ruwtf ($320.25 in chips)
Seat 6: lassi2005 ($338.15 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos ($200 in chips)
Seat 9: bueffel06 ($144.65 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
davidvch78 posts blind ($1), ruwtf posts blind ($2).

Pre-Flop
lassi2005 folds, Galapogos folds, bueffel06 folds, davidvch78 bets $3, ruwtf calls $2.

Flop [board cards 2Heart,AHeart,QHeart ]
davidvch78 bets $2, ruwtf bets $12, davidvch78 calls $10.

Turn [board cards 2Heart,AHeart,QHeart,THeart ]
davidvch78 bets $2, ruwtf bets $24, davidvch78 calls $22.

River [board cards 2Heart,AHeart,QHeart,THeart,JHeart ]
davidvch78 bets $2, ruwtf folds.
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Post Posted: Tue, 17 Jul 2007, 12:13pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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More goods:

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #598,424,957
Table Danny1901's HE, 17 Jul 2007 2:28 AM ET

Seat 2: bigslim37 ($85.70 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ QSpade,QDiamond] ($392.40 in chips)
Seat 5: reynes ($56.50 in chips)
Seat 8: SNYGG_Anders ($203.05 in chips)
Seat 9: takarunkkari ($57.10 in chips)
Seat 10: rehukonna ($94.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
bigslim37 posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
reynes bets $4, SNYGG_Anders folds, takarunkkari folds, rehukonna folds, bigslim37 folds, Galapogos calls $3.

Flop [board cards 8Spade,5Heart,6Diamond ]
Galapogos checks, reynes bets $4, Galapogos bets $12, reynes bets $25, Galapogos bets $376.40 and is all-in, reynes calls $23.50 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 8Spade,5Heart,6Diamond,TSpade ]

River [board cards 8Spade,5Heart,6Diamond,TSpade,3Diamond ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ QSpade,QDiamond ]
reynes shows [ TDiamond,KDiamond ]


Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #598,218,826
Table Danny1901's HE, 16 Jul 2007 11:22 PM ET

Seat 1: jeka240sx ($70.20 in chips)
Seat 2: escarg0t ($72.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ 4Heart,6Heart ] ($142.85 in chips)
Seat 5: fetrand ($289.75 in chips)
Seat 6: abc.spb ($25.05 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
escarg0t posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
fetrand folds, abc.spb folds, jeka240sx folds, escarg0t bets $1.50, Galapogos calls $1.

Flop [board cards 2Heart,4Diamond,4Club ]
escarg0t bets $5, Galapogos calls $5.

Turn [board cards 2Heart,4Diamond,4Club,TSpade ]
escarg0t bets $20, Galapogos bets $135.85 and is all-in, escarg0t calls $45.40 and is all-in.

River [board cards 2Heart,4Diamond,4Club,TSpade,THeart ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 4Heart,6Heart ]
escarg0t shows [ AClub,QDiamond ]



Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #598,194,783
Table South Bend, 16 Jul 2007 11:04 PM ET

Seat 3: Galapogos [ 4Heart,4Spade ] ($94.45 in chips)
Seat 4: fetrand ($170.40 in chips)
Seat 8: Lady_inRed ($124.45 in chips)
Seat 10: JRobGill420 ($25.45 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
JRobGill420 posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
fetrand folds, Lady_inRed bets $4, JRobGill420 folds, Galapogos calls $3.

Flop [board cards 3Club,4Diamond,8Spade ]
Galapogos checks, Lady_inRed bets $6, Galapogos bets $20, Lady_inRed calls $14.

Turn [board cards 3Club,4Diamond,8Spade,8Heart ]
Galapogos checks, Lady_inRed checks.

River [board cards 3Club,4Diamond,8Spade,8Heart,AClub ]
Galapogos bets $40, Lady_inRed calls $40.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 4Heart,4Spade ]
Lady_inRed mucks cards [ THeart,KHeart ]
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 22 Jul 2007, 1:27am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Todays hand that stood out:

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #618,785,358
Table TKK187's HE, 21 Jul 2007 11:25 PM ET

Seat 1: Jaskapoika ($18.70 in chips)
Seat 3: alvintyr88 ($151.15 in chips)
Seat 8: Galapogos [ 4Heart,4Club ] ($111.45 in chips)
Seat 9: unkle111 ($99.40 in chips)
Seat 10: Flute1 ($100 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), unkle111 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Flute1 bets $2.50, Jaskapoika folds, alvintyr88 folds, Galapogos calls $2, unkle111 folds.

Flop [board cards 7Club,JSpade,4Spade ]
Galapogos checks, Flute1 bets $3, Galapogos bets $14, Flute1 bets $40, Galapogos bets $94.95 and is all-in, Flute1 calls $54.50 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 7Club,JSpade,4Spade,9Heart ]

River [board cards 7Club,JSpade,4Spade,9Heart,JDiamond ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 4Heart,4Club ]
Flute1 shows [ KClub,5Club ]
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Post Posted: Sun, 22 Jul 2007, 1:30pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Can you get Rakeback on your network?
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 22 Jul 2007, 1:53pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Ash256 wrote:
Can you get [url=http://www.flopturnriver.com/Referrals/rake-back.html]Rakeback[/url] on your network?


As far as I know Ongame has no Rakeback options.
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Post Posted: Sun, 22 Jul 2007, 2:10pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Galapogos wrote:
Ash256 wrote:
Can you get [url=http://www.flopturnriver.com/Referrals/rake-back.html][url=http://www.flopturnriver.com/Referrals/rake-back.html]Rakeback[/url][/url] on your network?


As far as I know [url=http://poker-network.flopturnriver.com/PokerNetwork-Ongame-Network.php]Ongame[/url] has no [url=http://www.flopturnriver.com/Referrals/rake-back.html]Rakeback[/url] options.

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Post Posted: Sun, 22 Jul 2007, 9:03pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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uhhhhhhhhh where do you play? Ongame? that isnt us friendly is it? Sad
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Post Posted: Mon, 23 Jul 2007, 2:44am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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mixchange wrote:
uhhhhhhhhh where do you play? [url=http://poker-network.flopturnriver.com/PokerNetwork-Ongame-Network.php]Ongame[/url]? that isnt us friendly is it? Sad


No my friend, it isn't.

How about this? 77 is usually good here right?

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #622,964,330
Table Waco, 23 Jul 2007 12:49 AM ET

Seat 1: Galapogos [ ADiamond,KHeart ] ($103.45 in chips)
Seat 2: jormater ($95.20 in chips)
Seat 3: Manner123 ($8.50 in chips)
Seat 5: stevorado ($110.10 in chips)
Seat 8: speedxakep ($188 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
speedxakep posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
jormater bets $2.50, Manner123 folds, stevorado calls $2.50, speedxakep calls $2, Galapogos bets $13, jormater calls $11.50, stevorado folds, speedxakep folds.

Flop [board cards 4Diamond,KDiamond,AHeart ]
Galapogos bets $20, jormater bets $40, Galapogos bets $69.45 and is all-in, jormater calls $41.20 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 4Diamond,KDiamond,AHeart,5Diamond ]

River [board cards 4Diamond,KDiamond,AHeart,5Diamond,7Diamond ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ ADiamond,KHeart ]
jormater shows [ 7Heart,7Club ]
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Post Posted: Mon, 23 Jul 2007, 3:22am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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The bad beat forum is down the hall.
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Post Posted: Mon, 23 Jul 2007, 6:45am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Warpe wrote:
The bad beat forum is down the hall.

take your glasses out and relook at the board
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Post Posted: Mon, 23 Jul 2007, 7:23am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Warpe wrote:
The bad beat forum is down the hall.



that board is now 100x lol
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Post Posted: Mon, 23 Jul 2007, 9:44am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posted: Mon, 23 Jul 2007, 12:22am Laughing
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Tue, 24 Jul 2007, 1:00pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I can understand wanting to isolate the shortstack and all, but maybe this was a bit extreme.

BTW I posted actually winnings results now to avoid any confusion amongst the seniors staying up past their bedtimes Laughing


Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #627,366,510
Table Bochum, 24 Jul 2007 12:35 AM ET

Seat 2: fin2dogs ($7.25 in chips)
Seat 4: -Bless- ($202.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Galapogos [ KClub,KHeart ] ($126 in chips)
Seat 8: hkk12345 ($111.05 in chips)
Seat 9: Fairway67 ($362.20 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
hkk12345 posts blind ($0.50), Fairway67 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
fin2dogs calls $1, -Bless- bets $202.50 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $126 and is all-in, hkk12345 folds, Fairway67 folds, fin2dogs calls $6.25 and is all-in.

Flop [board cards 7Spade,7Club,KSpade ]

Turn [board cards 7Spade,7Club,KSpade,JClub ]

River [board cards 7Spade,7Club,KSpade,JClub,4Spade ]


SHOWDOWN
-Bless- shows [ 9Heart,9Diamond ]

Galapogos shows [ KClub,KHeart ]
fin2dogs shows [ 8Heart,7Heart ]
-Bless- wins $76.50, Galapogos wins $235.65, Galapogos wins $22.10
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Post Posted: Tue, 24 Jul 2007, 10:03pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Xpert.


Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #631,541,385
Table TKK187's HE, 24 Jul 2007 9:50 PM ET

Seat 1: Cigarman35 ($298.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Fairway67 ($188.25 in chips)
Seat 6: catshool17 ($69.20 in chips)
Seat 7: bond2k2 ($96.65 in chips)
Seat 8: Galapogos [ JDiamond,JHeart ] ($132.60 in chips)
Seat 10: monomaxos1 ($27.85 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Fairway67 posts blind ($0.50), catshool17 posts blind ($1), monomaxos1 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
bond2k2 calls $1, Galapogos bets $6, monomaxos1 folds, Cigarman35 folds, Fairway67 folds, catshool17 folds, bond2k2 calls $5.

Flop [board cards TDiamond,9Heart,8Club ]
bond2k2 checks, Galapogos bets $10, bond2k2 calls $10.

Turn [board cards TDiamond,9Heart,8Club,3Spade ]
bond2k2 checks, Galapogos bets $24, bond2k2 calls $24.

River [board cards TDiamond,9Heart,8Club,3Spade,2Diamond ]
bond2k2 bets $25, Galapogos calls $25.

SHOWDOWN
bond2k2 shows [ 5Diamond,8Diamond ]

Galapogos shows [ JDiamond,JHeart ]
Galapogos wins $129.50
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Post Posted: Wed, 25 Jul 2007, 2:10am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I love it when people fold when I have ace high. If he had donked the rest of his chips I was folding!


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($83.60)
Hero ($100)
UTG ($19.10)
MP ($127.65)
Button ($42.10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, A.
2 folds, Button raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $8, Button calls $5.

Flop: ($16.50) 2, 7, 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $8, Button calls $8.

Turn: ($32.50) T (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $12, Hero calls $12.

River: ($56.50) J (2 players)
Hero checks, Button folds.

Final Pot: $56.50
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Post Posted: Sat, 28 Jul 2007, 10:07pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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He must have put me on quad 4s...

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #647,992,977
Table Hildesheim, 28 Jul 2007 8:52 PM ET

Seat 3: vegie_9999 ($102 in chips)
Seat 6: Donols ($91.40 in chips)
Seat 8: nikita_16 ($93.05 in chips)
Seat 9: a.rostagno ($76.30 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ 5Diamond,TDiamond ] ($97.10 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
a.rostagno posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
vegie_9999 folds, Donols folds, nikita_16 folds, a.rostagno calls $0.50, Galapogos checks.

Flop [board cards 4Diamond,7Club,KClub ]
a.rostagno checks, Galapogos checks.

Turn [board cards 4Diamond,7Club,KClub,4Spade ]
a.rostagno checks, Galapogos checks.

River [board cards 4Diamond,7Club,KClub,4Spade,6Diamond ]
a.rostagno checks, Galapogos checks.

SHOWDOWN
a.rostagno shows [ AClub,ADiamond ]

Galapogos mucks cards [ 5Diamond,TDiamond ]
a.rostagno wins $1.90.
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Post Posted: Sat, 11 Aug 2007, 6:39pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I'm never folding again... FWIW they both had pretty tight stats

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #706,115,740
Table El Paso, 11 Aug 2007 4:06 PM ET

Seat 3: pkitsos8 ($54.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Pergulez ($119.25 in chips)
Seat 8: -peeter- ($206.10 in chips)
Seat 9: Galapogos [ QHeart,QClub ] ($93.10 in chips)
Seat 10: coster111 ($100.35 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
coster111 posts blind ($0.50), pkitsos8 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Pergulez bets $4, -peeter- folds, Galapogos bets $14, coster111 folds, pkitsos8 calls $13, Pergulez calls $10.

Flop [board cards KDiamond,2Club,JDiamond ]
pkitsos8 bets $4, Pergulez calls $4, Galapogos calls $4.

Turn [board cards KDiamond,2Club,JDiamond,7Spade ]
pkitsos8 bets $1, Pergulez bets $35, Galapogos folds, pkitsos8 calls $34.

River [board cards KDiamond,2Club,JDiamond,7Spade,2Diamond ]
pkitsos8 bets $1, Pergulez calls $1.

SHOWDOWN
pkitsos8 shows [ TDiamond,AHeart ]
Pergulez shows [ 4Heart,4Diamond ]
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Post Posted: Sun, 12 Aug 2007, 5:26pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You're my hero!!

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #710,280,518
Table Bari, 12 Aug 2007 4:13 PM ET

Seat 2: adrianus. ($118.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ 8Spade,8Club ] ($147.50 in chips)
Seat 5: StarthandAA ($82.30 in chips)
Seat 6: outofpositon ($100 in chips)
Seat 9: masssiiion ($66.30 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), StarthandAA posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
outofpositon calls $1, masssiiion calls $1, adrianus. folds, Galapogos calls $0.50, StarthandAA bets $5, outofpositon folds, masssiiion calls $5, Galapogos calls $5.

Flop [board cards 7Spade,8Diamond,KClub ]
Galapogos checks, StarthandAA checks, masssiiion checks.

Turn [board cards 7Spade,8Diamond,KClub,2Spade ]
Galapogos bets $13, StarthandAA calls $13, masssiiion folds.

River [board cards 7Spade,8Diamond,KClub,2Spade,3Diamond ]
Galapogos bets $29, StarthandAA calls $29.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 8Spade,8Club ]
StarthandAA mucks cards [ QClub,ADiamond ]
Galapogos wins $100.
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Post Posted: Sun, 12 Aug 2007, 5:30pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Tight pre-flop, retarded post-flop is pretty common for online fish past the penny tables. At this point they know what good pre-flop hands look like, sometimes have charts, 2+ tabling, no travel and fast hands removes the live bordem tilt that gets people in there with weak pre-flop hands.
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Post Posted: Tue, 14 Aug 2007, 12:41am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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This thread is so awesome.
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Post Posted: Tue, 14 Aug 2007, 10:21am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Galapogos, what would you say your image at the table is, people seem to react stragely to you.
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Post Posted: Tue, 14 Aug 2007, 11:42am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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TwoKicker wrote:
Galapogos, what would you say your image at the table is, people seem to react stragely to you.


I'm just a very basic TAgg. I can't say for sure how they see me. I only run at about 22/14/2. Most of these hands are just one time unknowns doing stupid things.
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Zero history. ZERO.

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #727,496,149
Table Krems, 16 Aug 2007 4:27 PM ET

Seat 1: foreground ($104.30 in chips)
Seat 3: 4447470 ($237.10 in chips)
Seat 4: uvdw77 ($102.20 in chips)
Seat 5: Galapogos [ THeart,7Heart ] ($107.20 in chips)
Seat 6: chocolatlove ($10 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
chocolatlove posts blind ($0.50), foreground posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
4447470 folds, uvdw77 folds, Galapogos bets $4, chocolatlove folds, foreground calls $3.

Flop [board cards 8Club,6Heart,9Club ]
foreground bets $9, Galapogos bets $26, foreground bets $91.30 and is all-in, Galapogos bets $77.20 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 8Club,6Heart,9Club,5Club ]

River [board cards 8Club,6Heart,9Club,5Club,2Diamond ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ THeart,7Heart ]
foreground shows [ 4Diamond,4Heart ]
Galapogos wins $2.90, Galapogos wins $206.10.
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Post Posted: Tue, 21 Aug 2007, 4:09pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I seriously thought I was behind as player seemed decent. But WTF?

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $104.80
CO: $18.95
Button: $85.25
Hero: $99.00
BB: $56.35

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with A Club A Heart
UTG raises to $7, 2 folds, Hero raises to $21, BB folds, UTG calls.

Flop: T Club J Heart J Diamond ($43, 2 players)
Hero bets $35, UTG calls.

Turn: 7 Diamond ($113, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $42.5, UTG calls.

River: 7 Club ($198, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $198)


Results:
Final pot: $198
Hero shows AC AH
UTG shows Ace of Spades Eight of Hearts
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Post Posted: Tue, 21 Aug 2007, 7:22pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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sometimes your opponents play like shit and just keep geting hit in the head by ms. luck . while you play correctly and can't win a pot to save your life. Those days can be very flustrating.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Wed, 22 Aug 2007, 10:59am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Another quality AA trap.

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #750,362,008
Table Chapstylez's HE, 21 Aug 2007 9:25 PM ET

Seat 1: leouf18 ($287.85 in chips)
Seat 5: xJackD7 ($264 in chips)
Seat 8: CRAZY_MOVE ($98 in chips)
Seat 9: Zaark_ ($99 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ 5Diamond,7Heart ] ($120.60 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Zaark_ posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
leouf18 folds, xJackD7 calls $1, CRAZY_MOVE folds, Zaark_ folds, Galapogos checks.

Flop [board cards JHeart,KSpade,KHeart ]
Galapogos checks, xJackD7 checks.

Turn [board cards JHeart,KSpade,KHeart,6Club ]
Galapogos checks, xJackD7 checks.

River [board cards JHeart,KSpade,KHeart,6Club,9Heart ]
Galapogos checks, xJackD7 checks.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 5Diamond,7Heart ]
xJackD7 shows [ ADiamond,ASpade ]
xJackD7 wins $2.40.


What's really criminal is this idiot left the table with about $500.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Wed, 22 Aug 2007, 6:35pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Semi-deep donkey madness!!!

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #754,018,623
Table New Haven, 22 Aug 2007 6:27 PM ET

Seat 2: Haluzator ($172.80 in chips)
Seat 3: archie_PDY ($110.45 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ ADiamond,TDiamond ] ($205.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Barrron123 ($99 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Haluzator posts blind ($0.50), archie_PDY posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $4, Barrron123 folds, Haluzator calls $3.50, archie_PDY folds.

Flop [board cards 3Diamond,THeart,4Diamond ]
Haluzator bets $6, Galapogos bets $20, Haluzator calls $14.

Turn [board cards 3Diamond,THeart,4Diamond,QClub ]
Haluzator bets $50, Galapogos calls $50.

River [board cards 3Diamond,THeart,4Diamond,QClub,AHeart ]
Haluzator bets $98.80 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $98.80.

SHOWDOWN
Haluzator shows [ 6Spade,6Diamond ]

Galapogos shows [ TDiamond,ADiamond ]
Galapogos wins $344.60.
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wufwugy
Post Posted: Wed, 29 Aug 2007, 10:09pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Good fucking lord I really think I need to move out of this fucking country so I can play against real donkeys.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Fri, 31 Aug 2007, 4:16pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You ever make a bad squeeze against someone so awful that it actually makes it good?


Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (Real Money), #506,928,471
Table Berlin, 25 Jun 2007 2:38 PM ET

Seat 1: Nzame II ($103.40 in chips)
Seat 2: CRAZY_MOVE ($130.25 in chips)
Seat 4: pepsico83 ($185.45 in chips)
Seat 8: Galapogos [ TClub,8Club ] ($100 in chips)
Seat 9: cre2ix ($28.70 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
pepsico83 posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
cre2ix calls $1, Nzame II folds, CRAZY_MOVE bets $4, pepsico83 calls $3.50, Galapogos bets $17, cre2ix folds, CRAZY_MOVE folds, pepsico83 calls $14.

Flop [board cards 6Club,2Spade,8Heart ]
pepsico83 bets $5, Galapogos bets $40, pepsico83 calls $35.

Turn [board cards 6Club,2Spade,8Heart,3Spade ]
pepsico83 bets $10, Galapogos bets $42 and is all-in, pepsico83 calls $32.

River [board cards 6Club,2Spade,8Heart,3Spade,9Spade ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ TClub,8Club ]
pepsico83 shows [ 7Club,4Spade ]
Galapogos wins $202.

Of course had he hit on the river I would have proceeded on to perma-tilt.
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Ash256
Post Posted: Fri, 31 Aug 2007, 8:00pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
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HE PLAYED FINE ALL HE NEEDED WAS A 5 FFS
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 02 Sep 2007, 10:55am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Can a brotha get some credit?!


Texas Hold'em $1-$1 PL (Real Money), #477,412,677
Table Poway, 18 Jun 2007 2:03 PM ET

Seat 2: billgehts67 ($29.90 in chips)
Seat 3: Galapogos [ JDiamond,JSpade ] ($103 in chips)
Seat 4: turo99 ($242.95 in chips)
Seat 8: mino51 ($117.30 in chips)
Seat 9: bonvoisine ($69.30 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
turo99 posts blind ($1), mino51 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
bonvoisine calls $1, billgehts67 folds, Galapogos bets $5, turo99 folds, mino51 calls $4, bonvoisine calls $4.

Flop [board cards 8Heart,5Heart,3Diamond ]
mino51 bets $16, bonvoisine folds, Galapogos bets $64, mino51 calls $48.

Turn [board cards 8Heart,5Heart,3Diamond,8Club ]
mino51 checks, Galapogos bets $34 and is all-in, mino51 calls $34.

River [board cards 8Heart,5Heart,3Diamond,8Club,6Club ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ JDiamond,JSpade ]
mino51 shows [ 3Spade,KSpade ]
Galapogos wins $209.


In his defence, he did have a pretty good kicker...
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Fri, 07 Sep 2007, 11:14pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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TEXAS_HOLDEM, , P4-49439414-177
played at "Loco1338's HE" for USD RM from 1969-12-31 18:59:59 until 1969-12-31 18:59:59

Seat 2: szmarkus ($24.20 in chips)
Seat 3: kembaahONE ($118.35 in chips)
Seat 4: ebenezer4 ($123.15 in chips)
Seat 5: Galapogos ($107.40 in chips)
Seat 8: tmp_st ($131.25 in chips)
Seat 9: gertrud75 ($85.75 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
szmarkus posts blind ($0.50), kembaahONE posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
ebenezer4 folds, Galapogos folds, tmp_st folds, gertrud75 bets $3, szmarkus folds, kembaahONE calls $2.

Flop [board cards: JSpade,4Spade,3Spade ]
kembaahONE checks, gertrud75 bets $5, kembaahONE bets $15, gertrud75 calls $10.

Turn [board cards: JSpade,4Spade,3Spade,JHeart ]
kembaahONE bets $17, gertrud75 calls $17.

River [board cards: JSpade,4Spade,3Spade,JHeart,7Club ]
kembaahONE bets $51, gertrud75 calls $50.75 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
kembaahONE shows [ 9H,AS ]
gertrud75 shows [ 8Spade,7Diamond ]
kembaahONE wins $0.25, gertrud75 wins $169

Shocked
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bigspenda73
Post Posted: Sat, 08 Sep 2007, 12:05am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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lolz give these guys better credit for their hand reading skills
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Thu, 13 Sep 2007, 12:17am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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You ever do that exercise where you watch the hand even though you're not in it and try to figure out both the players holes cards? Try this one on for size:


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-49706607-170
played at "tascha212's HE" for USD RM from 2007-09-12 11:35 until 2007-09-12 11:36

Seat 2: majestic82 ($30.15 in chips)
Seat 4: mikaluzzzzz ($135.45 in chips)
Seat 5: ethel6930 ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: Galapogos ($50 in chips)
Seat 8: settele1 ($36.75 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
majestic82 posts blind ($0.25), mikaluzzzzz posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
ethel6930 folds, Galapogos folds, settele1 calls $0.50, majestic82 calls $0.25, mikaluzzzzz checks.

Flop [board cards: 6Heart,6Club,7Heart ]
majestic82 bets $1.50, mikaluzzzzz folds, settele1 bets $6, majestic82 calls $4.50.

Turn [board cards: 6Heart,6Club,7Heart,7Spade ]
majestic82 bets $1.50, settele1 calls $1.50.

River [board cards: 6Heart,6Club,7Heart,7Spade,3Club ]
majestic82 bets $22.15 and is all-in, settele1 calls $22.15.

SHOWDOWN
majestic82 shows [ 5Heart,2Club ]
settele1 shows [ 4Spade,4Club ]
majestic82 wins $59.30.


Oh no! Trap with 3 pair failed!? This site is rigged! He only had 2 pair ffs...
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IowaSkinsFan
Post Posted: Thu, 13 Sep 2007, 12:29am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Almost as bad as that idiot redgrape
Almost as bad as that idiot redgrape

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i hate u
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Thu, 13 Sep 2007, 2:36am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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IowaSkinsFan wrote:
i hate u


Don't. Despite the insanity that often surrounds me at the tables, I truly do run very bad in big pots lately. Hence the drop to 50NL momentarily to regroup. It hurts to see all this going on and I can't play too.
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ChrisBCritter
Post Posted: Thu, 13 Sep 2007, 12:09pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Galapogos wrote:
SHOWDOWN
majestic82 shows [ 5Heart,2Club ]
settele1 shows [ 4Spade,4Club ]
majestic82 wins $59.30.
Shocked Shocked Wow, just wow.
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holdin2
Post Posted: Thu, 13 Sep 2007, 6:35pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flush
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Joined: 07 Jan 2006
Posts: 279
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ChrisBCritter wrote:
Galapogos wrote:
SHOWDOWN
majestic82 shows [ 5Heart,2Club ]
settele1 shows [ 4Spade,4Club ]
majestic82 wins $59.30.
Shocked Shocked Wow, just wow.


Come now. He was beating pockets 2s and 32.
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Ash256
Post Posted: Sun, 16 Sep 2007, 12:48pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
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Location: UK
Dealer: Starting a new hand (#657921650)
Dealer: emporioarmani2 posts Small Blind $0.25
Dealer: R3sistance posts Big Blind $0.50
Dealer: Dealing cards
Dealer: Your cards Nine of Clubs Nine of Diamonds
Dealer: mirinda222 folds
Dealer: lazy7070 calls $0.50
Dealer: LinnKurlie folds
Dealer: malby folds
Dealer: emporioarmani2 calls $0.25
Dealer: R3sistance raises $2.50
Dealer: lazy7070 calls $2.50
Dealer: emporioarmani2 folds
Dealer: Dealing Flop
Jack of Hearts Seven of Diamonds Jack of Spades
Dealer: R3sistance bets $0.50




lazy7070 has 10c left in his stack.




Dealer: lazy7070 folds
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Mon, 17 Sep 2007, 11:17am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Set it or forget it!
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Post Posted: Wed, 19 Sep 2007, 11:50am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 512
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Location: Out of my roll
Galapogos wrote:
majestic82 shows [ 5Heart,2Club ]
settele1 shows [ 4Spade,4Club ]
majestic82 wins $59.30.


Great, thanks for that... Just to add to my already painful face due to 2 trapped nerves my cheeks are also hurting from laughing too much. Laughing

Every time I read this thread it makes me think I should switch to NL
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Post Posted: Thu, 20 Sep 2007, 7:11pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 215
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Location: The U of K
PokerStars Game #12172179799: Tournament #61771634, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/09/20 - 18:47:44 (ET)
Table '61771634 1' 10-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 3: sexyhexy999 (4190 in chips)
Seat 6: iMICKY (4370 in chips)
Seat 7: PjotrNL (2810 in chips)
Seat 8: 2woKicker (1605 in chips)
Seat 10: butcheboy (2025 in chips)
butcheboy: posts small blind 75
sexyhexy999: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 2woKicker [Kh Ks]
iMICKY: folds
PjotrNL: folds
2woKicker: raises 300 to 450
butcheboy: folds
sexyhexy999: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [5d 2c 3d]
sexyhexy999: checks
2woKicker: bets 975
sexyhexy999: calls 975
*** TURN *** [5d 2c 3d] [9c]
sexyhexy999: checks
2woKicker: bets 150
sexyhexy999: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [5d 2c 3d 9c] [5s]
sexyhexy999: checks
2woKicker: bets 30 and is all-in
sexyhexy999: folds
2woKicker collected 3225 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3225 | Rake 0
Board [5d 2c 3d 9c 5s]
Seat 3: sexyhexy999 (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: iMICKY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: PjotrNL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 2woKicker (button) collected (3225)
Seat 10: butcheboy (small blind) folded before Flop
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Post Posted: Thu, 20 Sep 2007, 7:41pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flush
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Location: Out of my roll
TwoKicker wrote:
PokerStars Game #12172179799: Tournament #61771634, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/09/20 - 18:47:44 (ET)
Table '61771634 1' 10-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 3: sexyhexy999 (4190 in chips)
Seat 6: iMICKY (4370 in chips)
Seat 7: PjotrNL (2810 in chips)
Seat 8: 2woKicker (1605 in chips)
Seat 10: butcheboy (2025 in chips)
butcheboy: posts small blind 75
sexyhexy999: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 2woKicker [Kh Ks]
iMICKY: folds
PjotrNL: folds
2woKicker: raises 300 to 450
butcheboy: folds
sexyhexy999: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [5d 2c 3d]
sexyhexy999: checks
2woKicker: bets 975
sexyhexy999: calls 975
*** TURN *** [5d 2c 3d] [9c]
sexyhexy999: checks
2woKicker: bets 150
sexyhexy999: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [5d 2c 3d 9c] [5s]
sexyhexy999: checks
2woKicker: bets 30 and is all-in
sexyhexy999: folds
2woKicker collected 3225 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3225 | Rake 0
Board [5d 2c 3d 9c 5s]
Seat 3: sexyhexy999 (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: iMICKY folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: PjotrNL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 2woKicker (button) collected (3225)
Seat 10: butcheboy (small blind) folded before Flop


he must have had the 1 of spades and the 0 of diamonds
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littleogre
Post Posted: Fri, 21 Sep 2007, 5:16pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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bigspenda73 wrote:
lolz give these guys better credit for their hand reading skills


Is it great hand reading or just no foldem holdem. I mean if some donk is calling all the time and never folds by default they will make some sick calls.
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Post Posted: Fri, 21 Sep 2007, 5:59pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Full Tilt Poker Game #3630351446: Table Highland (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:33:30 ET - 2007/09/21
Seat 1: Warpe ($429.40)
Seat 2: Festivi ($100)
Seat 3: GINO CASINO1 ($106.75)
Seat 4: eagleeye148 ($126.25)
Seat 5: seofresh ($315.30)
Seat 6: ashleydup ($38.50)
Warpe posts the small blind of $0.50
Festivi posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Warpe [9s 2s]
GINO CASINO1 raises to $3.50
eagleeye148 folds
seofresh calls $3.50
ashleydup folds
Warpe folds
Festivi folds
*** FLOP *** [4c Ah 3h]
GINO CASINO1 checks
seofresh checks
*** TURN *** [4c Ah 3h] [4s]
GINO CASINO1 bets $5
seofresh raises to $13
GINO CASINO1 raises to $47.50
seofresh has 15 seconds left to act
seofresh has requested TIME
seofresh raises to $82
GINO CASINO1 raises to $103.25, and is all in
seofresh calls $21.25
GINO CASINO1 shows [As 3c]
seofresh shows [Th Ad]
*** RIVER *** [4c Ah 3h 4s] [3s]
GINO CASINO1 shows a full house, Threes full of Aces
seofresh shows two pair, Aces and Fours
GINO CASINO1 wins the pot ($212) with a full house, Threes full of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $215 | Rake $3
Board: [4c Ah 3h 4s 3s]
Seat 1: Warpe (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Festivi (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: GINO CASINO1 showed [As 3c] and won ($212) with a full house, Threes full of Aces
Seat 4: eagleeye148 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: seofresh showed [Th Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 6: ashleydup (button) didn't bet (folded)
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Post Posted: Fri, 21 Sep 2007, 7:38pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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holdin2 wrote:
ChrisBCritter wrote:
Galapogos wrote:
SHOWDOWN
majestic82 shows [ 5Heart,2Club ]
settele1 shows [ 4Spade,4Club ]
majestic82 wins $59.30.
Shocked Shocked Wow, just wow.


Come now. He was beating pockets 2s and 32.


Disgusting! Tell these people to play on stars.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Wed, 26 Sep 2007, 12:41am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Haha, no funny hands today, but I just had a pretty good laugh about some note I forgot about that I wrote on a guy when I reviewed him once he sat at the table: Couldn't fold TT on a board that had two overs, a 4 card straight, and a 3 card flush.

I love this site.
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Post Posted: Thu, 27 Sep 2007, 2:10am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Anyone up for a visit to value town?


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-50634418-336
played at "Mexico City" for USD RM from 2007-09-26 22:40 until 2007-09-26 22:40

Seat 2: xzenit ($21.05 in chips)
Seat 5: deepelm1 ($47.90 in chips)
Seat 6: Galapogos ($53.85 in chips)
Seat 9: oh hi there ($96.35 in chips)
Seat 10: kangxi111 ($32.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
xzenit posts blind ($0.25), deepelm1 posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos folds, oh hi there folds, kangxi111 folds, xzenit calls $0.25, deepelm1 checks.

Flop [board cards: 9Heart,2Diamond,7Spade ]
xzenit bets $0.50, deepelm1 bets $1, xzenit calls $0.50.

Turn [board cards: 9Heart,2Diamond,7Spade,9Diamond ]
xzenit checks, deepelm1 bets $1, xzenit calls $1.

River [board cards: 9Heart,2Diamond,7Spade,9Diamond,4Diamond ]
xzenit checks, deepelm1 bets $1, xzenit calls $1.

SHOWDOWN
deepelm1 shows [ AHeart,ASpade ]
xzenit mucks cards [ 2Heart,3Heart ]
deepelm1 wins $6.65.
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Post Posted: Thu, 18 Oct 2007, 9:43am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha High, $0.05 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

UTG ($5.18)
Hero ($12.42)
CO ($10.49)
Button ($7.62)
SB ($11.73)
BB ($4.92)

Preflop: Hero is MP with , , , .
UTG calls $0.05, 3 folds, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.15) , , (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $0.1, UTG calls $0.10, SB calls $0.10.

Turn: ($0.45) (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks.

River: ($0.45) (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks.

Final Pot: $0.45

Results in white below:
SB has Kd 6h 7h 4c (straight flush, eight high).
BB has Ad Qd Td Js (one pair, eights).

Outcome: SB wins $0.45.
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Post Posted: Thu, 18 Oct 2007, 10:41am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Location: Gainesville
Man you guys really need to get into the wonderment that is live poker.

Hand from 1/2 retardfest last night:

UTG raise to 15 PF, 4 callers (standard).
Flop: 9910R
UTG bets $50 MP calls.
Turn J
UTG goes allin for $150, MP calls and shows.... Q5os??!?!?!
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