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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sat, 24 Nov 2007, 9:58pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Just playing and I kinda stepped back for a sec and laughed. Those are some sweet stats on these guys.

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Post Posted: Sun, 25 Nov 2007, 1:12pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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El Oh El, weekends.

I always wonder what reasoning a persons mind takes to justify playing a hand for $50 when you initially only wanted to play it for 50 cents.

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-54611499-876
played at "Colon" for USD RM from 2007-11-25 12:58 until 2007-11-25 12:59

Seat 1: loding ($53.80 in chips)
Seat 2: Balkie31 ($93.55 in chips)
Seat 3: Galapogos [ KClub,AHeart ] ($48.75 in chips)
Seat 7: icebreaker-- ($12 in chips)
Seat 8: fernando2313 ($73.80 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.25), icebreaker-- posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
fernando2313 folds, loding calls $0.50, Balkie31 folds, Galapogos bets $2.25, icebreaker-- bets $11.50 and is all-in, loding calls $11.50, Galapogos bets $46.25 and is all-in, loding calls $36.75.

Flop [board cards: THeart,3Club,4Club ]

Turn [board cards: THeart,3Club,4Club,9Club ]

River [board cards: THeart,3Club,4Club,9Club,5Club ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ KClub,AHeart ]
icebreaker-- shows [ 9Diamond,ADiamond ]
loding shows [ JDiamond,KDiamond ]
Galapogos wins $73.50, Galapogos wins $34.50.


Of course he won it back a few hands later because calling all-in on the flop vs JJ if you have A high is a good idea if you know you'll spike the river.
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Post Posted: Sun, 25 Nov 2007, 1:20pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Let me try to explain what I believe this guy's thought process was. No, wait, I can't. I wouldn't even dare to try.

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-54611901-736
played at "Chitungwiza" for USD RM from 2007-11-25 12:45 until 2007-11-25 12:46

Seat 3: gameman1234 ($56.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ ADiamond,AClub ] ($83.20 in chips)
Seat 6: drash1 ($103.45 in chips)
Seat 9: HarryKings ($9.70 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
gameman1234 posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $2, drash1 folds, HarryKings folds, gameman1234 bets $3, Galapogos bets $11, gameman1234 bets $19, Galapogos bets $70.20 and is all-in, gameman1234 calls $33.70 and is all-in.

Flop [board cards: QSpade,TSpade,9Club ]

Turn [board cards: QSpade,TSpade,9Club,2Spade ]

River [board cards: QSpade,TSpade,9Club,2Spade,JHeart ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ ADiamond,AClub ]
gameman1234 shows [ 7Diamond3Spade ]
Galapogos wins $27, Galapogos wins $110.90.


I would also like to take this moment to thank the river for not putting me on mega tilt like it has been so often lately in big pots. And throw a big FUCK YOU out to the turn for scaring me like that.
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Post Posted: Sun, 25 Nov 2007, 2:03pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Galapogos wrote:
Let me try to explain what I believe this guy's thought process was. No, wait, I can't. I wouldn't even dare to try.


Never heard of the bluff-call I take it?
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Post Posted: Sun, 25 Nov 2007, 2:22pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Ash256 wrote:
Galapogos wrote:
Let me try to explain what I believe this guy's thought process was. No, wait, I can't. I wouldn't even dare to try.

Never heard of the bluff-call I take it?


Ok I see. So he probably thought something like: He's raised like 4 times in the past 10 minutes preflop. He can't have aces everytime, lets see if I can push him off. Nope, now he bet me again. I've never seen him 4-bet before but that means it would be a great idea to bluff with one. So lets see if he can handle a little 5-bet action. Nope, he raised over that too. I dunno though, that push looks awful bluffy. Plus I have a 7 and 7's are lucky, so I have outs. Altight, lets see what he's got.
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Post Posted: Mon, 26 Nov 2007, 1:43am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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This hand is only funny for its history. Opposition only bets a big hand. Opposition only raises monsters. Hence, turn minraise was a set almost always. I knew he couldn't lay it down on the river.

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
SB: $54.90
Hero: $56.15

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 3 Club K Club
SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: 2 Club 5 Club 9 Spade ($1, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks.

Turn: A Diamond ($1, 2 players)
Hero bets $1, SB raises to $2, Hero calls.

River: J Club ($5, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $53.65, SB calls all-in $52.4.
Uncalled bets: $1.25 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $109.8
Hero shows 3C KC
SB shows 5H 5D
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Post Posted: Thu, 29 Nov 2007, 9:22pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Me and opp have a history - we were heads up when the table just opened up, and I lost a stack and a half to him in ways I don't wish to discuss. I wanted some of my moneys back, and he was a PURE donkey, so I was jumping into many pots he seemed to be interested in. Then this hand happened:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($9)
BB ($41)
UTG ($8.85)
UTG+1 ($9.25)
MP1 ($48.30)
Hero ($24.10)
MP3 ($3.15)
CO ($25)
Button ($15.20)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with , .
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, MP1 raises to $0.5, Hero calls $0.50, 3 folds, BB calls $0.25, UTG calls $0.25.

Flop: ($2.10) , , (5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, MP1 bets $2.1, Hero calls $2.10, BB folds, UTG folds.

Turn: ($6.30) (3 players)
MP1 bets $2, Hero raises to $9, MP1 calls $7.

River: ($24.30) (3 players)
MP1 bets $8.75, Hero raises to $12.5 (All-In), MP1 calls $3.75.

Final Pot: $49.30

Results:
MP1 has 7h Kd (one pair, jacks).
Hero has Th Jd (three of a kind, jacks).
CO has (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $49.30.

Yes yes, I suppose he DID have the gutshot draw on the turn, which is why I suppose he stayed in. But of course that would give me a full house, so actually on the flop he's drawing to running K's.
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Post Posted: Fri, 30 Nov 2007, 4:08am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Hand from the FTR gauntlet vs the mighty Bigspenda.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (7 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP2 (t2627)
Hero (t1425)
Button (t1475)
SB (t2073)
BB (t1420)
UTG (t1340)
MP1 (t1670)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K, J.
2 folds, MP2 raises to t90, Hero calls t90, Button calls t90, 2 folds.

Flop: (t315) J, J, 3 (3 players)
MP2 bets t215, Hero calls t215, Button folds.

Turn: (t745) 2 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets t360, MP2 calls t360.

River: (t1465) K (2 players)
MP2 bets t750, Hero raises to t760, MP2 calls t10.

Final Pot: t2985

MP2 has 3d Kd (two pair, kings and jacks).
Hero has Kh Jh (full house, jacks full of kings).
Outcome: Hero wins t2985.

lol.
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Post Posted: Fri, 30 Nov 2007, 4:19pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PokerStars Game #13567604887: Tournament #68817905, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/11/30 - 18:15:20 (ET)
Table '68817905 10' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: ashyforfsv (2985 in chips)
Seat 2: placebo33 (1730 in chips)
Seat 3: Avi_Tristan (2705 in chips)
Seat 4: irishboar (1335 in chips)
Seat 5: 123GoMatty (3585 in chips)
Seat 6: matt5181 (1255 in chips)
Seat 7: madazfuq (1435 in chips)
Seat 8: SonofCount (1260 in chips)
Seat 9: goal300 (2785 in chips)
123GoMatty: posts small blind 25
matt5181: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Avi_Tristan [6d Kh]
madazfuq: folds
SonofCount: folds
goal300: folds
ashyforfsv: folds
placebo33: raises 50 to 100
Avi_Tristan: folds
irishboar: calls 100
123GoMatty: folds
matt5181: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h Jh Ad]
placebo33: bets 50
irishboar: calls 50
*** TURN *** [6h Jh Ad] [Td]
placebo33: bets 150
irishboar: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [6h Jh Ad Td] [Qs]
placebo33: bets 100
matt5181 is disconnected
irishboar: calls 100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
placebo33: shows [Jd Ac] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
irishboar: shows [As Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
irishboar collected 875 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 875 | Rake 0
Board [6h Jh Ad Td Qs]
Seat 1: ashyforfsv folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: placebo33 showed [Jd Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 3: Avi_Tristan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: irishboar (button) showed [As Ah] and won (875) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 5: 123GoMatty (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: matt5181 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: madazfuq folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: SonofCount folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: goal300 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Post Posted: Tue, 04 Dec 2007, 8:35pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Value is for suckers!

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-55250498-784
Table HazeHeaven82's HE, 5 Dec 2007 1:20 AM ET

Seat 5: alphac4 ($49.00 in chips)
Seat 6: isoP ($45.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Shales_LOL ($143.80 in chips)
Seat 9: Galapogos [ QSpade,JDiamond ] ($215.30 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Shales_LOL posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
alphac4 calls $1, isoP folds, Shales_LOL folds, Galapogos checks.

Flop [board cards 4Diamond,5Spade,7Diamond ]
Galapogos checks, alphac4 checks.

Turn [board cards 4Diamond,5Spade,7Diamond,2Heart ]
Galapogos checks, alphac4 checks.

River [board cards 4Diamond,5Spade,7Diamond,2Spade,6Diamond ]
Galapogos checks, alphac4 checks.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ QSpade,JDiamond ]
alphac4 shows [ TDiamond,2Diamond ]
alphac4 wins $2.40.
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Post Posted: Tue, 04 Dec 2007, 8:40pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Rye_whiskeys stats were 12/7, only after 50 hands but still, how odd...

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-55266278-581
Table Duedelingen, 5 Dec 2007 1:48 AM ET

Seat 2: Galapogos [ ADiamond,JClub ] ($110.05 in chips)
Seat 6: rye whiskey ($83.40 in chips)
Seat 8: lufra ($54.60 in chips)
Seat 9: foreground ($112.15 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
lufra posts blind ($0.50), foreground posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $4, rye whiskey calls $4, lufra bets $15, foreground folds, Galapogos folds, rye whiskey calls $11.50.

Flop [board cards 3Heart,3Spade,7Club ]
lufra bets $39.10 and is all-in, rye whiskey calls $39.10.

Turn [board cards 3Heart,3Spade,7Club,7Spade ]

River [board cards 3Heart,3Spade,7Club,7Spade,JSpade ]

SHOWDOWN
lufra shows [ AHeart,KClub ]
rye whiskey shows [ QSpade,JHeart ]
rye whiskey wins $112.20.
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Post Posted: Wed, 05 Dec 2007, 7:43am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Simple, He let his cat play that hand...
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Post Posted: Tue, 11 Dec 2007, 12:59pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($104.90)
UTG ($28.40)
MP ($50.40)
CO ($181)
Button ($100)
SB ($115.55)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A.
UTG raises to $3, 3 folds, SB raises to $31, Hero raises to $104.9, UTG folds, SB calls $73.90.

Flop: ($212.80) A, K, 8 (2 players)

Turn: ($212.80) 8 (2 players)

River: ($212.80) 9 (2 players)

Final Pot: $212.80

SB has 2s 2h (two pair, eights and twos).
Hero has As Ac (full house, aces full of eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $212.80.
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Remember kids, gotta protect your preflop raises. This was a $100 buy-in donkament, I honestly expected more.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T4-55788807-12
played at "Sudbury" for USD TC from 2007-12-11 18:13 until 2007-12-11 18:15

Seat 1: troulism ($1,749 in chips)
Seat 2: uete13 ($3,947 in chips)
Seat 3: blunder1982 ($1,940 in chips)
Seat 4: brooke_ass ($1,900 in chips)
Seat 5: PokerStarBoe ($2,240 in chips)
Seat 6: hsvhsv ($1,980 in chips)
Seat 7: sailfun ($1,885 in chips)
Seat 9: chigui ($2,439 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ 5Spade,5Diamond ] ($1,920 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($15), troulism posts blind ($30).

Pre-Flop
uete13 calls $30, blunder1982 folds, brooke_ass folds, PokerStarBoe calls $30, hsvhsv folds, sailfun folds, chigui calls $30, Galapogos calls $15, troulism bets $80, uete13 calls $80, PokerStarBoe calls $80, chigui folds, Galapogos calls $80.

Flop [board cards: 5Heart,JSpade,6Heart ]
Galapogos checks, troulism checks, uete13 bets $60, PokerStarBoe folds, Galapogos bets $600, troulism bets $1,639 and is all-in, uete13 folds, Galapogos bets $1,210 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards: 5Heart,JSpade,6Heart,KHeart ]

River [board cards: 5Heart,JSpade,6Heart,KHeart,QHeart ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 5Spade,5Diamond ]
troulism shows [ 2Diamond,2Club ]
Galapogos wins $171, Galapogos wins $3,808.
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Post Posted: Thu, 13 Dec 2007, 6:48pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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The ultimate match-up. Spew station vs call station, deep.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-55901024-846
played at "Gorki" for USD RM from 2007-12-13 19:50 until 2007-12-13 19:51

Seat 3: reptiliya ($70.60 in chips)
Seat 6: butter8 ($405.25 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos ($134.50 in chips)
Seat 8: -X-S&T ($196.30 in chips)
Seat 10: GreenAngel- ($99.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), -X-S&T posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
GreenAngel- folds, reptiliya folds, butter8 bets $4, Galapogos folds, -X-S&T calls $3.

Flop [board cards: 6Spade,3Heart,2Spade ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $6, -X-S&T bets $14, butter8 bets $30, -X-S&T calls $22.

Turn [board cards: 6Spade,3Heart,2Spade,3Club ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $56, -X-S&T calls $56.

River [board cards: 6Spade,3Heart,2Spade,3Club,TDiamond ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $122, -X-S&T calls $100.30 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
butter8 shows [ 9Diamond,QDiamond ]
-X-S&T shows [ KHeart,6Spade ]
butter8 wins $21.70, -X-S&T wins $390.10.
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