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Post Posted: Thu, 18 Oct 2007, 11:11am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Deanglow wrote:
UTG goes allin for $150, MP calls and shows.... Q5os??!?!?!

Them picture cards.... they be workin heavy magic.

Gotta love live games. Wink
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Post Posted: Thu, 18 Oct 2007, 11:40am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Deanglow wrote:
Man you guys really need to get into the wonderment that is live poker.

Hand from 1/2 retardfest last night:

UTG raise to 15 PF, 4 callers (standard).
Flop: 9910R
UTG bets $50 MP calls.
Turn J
UTG goes allin for $150, MP calls and shows.... Q5os??!?!?!


you never know what cards are coming out..
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Post Posted: Sun, 21 Oct 2007, 9:11pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Weakest-Tight-Passive player i've ever encountered. I should of only bet 500 on the river because if he was folding that would have worked. Even better would have been to check and see if he checks behind. Would make this even more lol.

PokerStars Game #12748554438: Tournament #64698687, $6.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/10/20 - 21:13:29 (ET)
Table '64698687 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: th1986 (10515 in chips)
Seat 5: ciemme69 (2985 in chips)
th1986: posts the ante 50
ciemme69: posts the ante 50
ciemme69: posts small blind 300
th1986: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to th1986 [2h 6c]
ciemme69: calls 300
th1986: checks
*** FLOP *** [Td 9c 4d]
th1986: checks
ciemme69: checks
*** TURN *** [Td 9c 4d] [Ah]
th1986: checks
ciemme69: checks
*** RIVER *** [Td 9c 4d Ah] [5d]
th1986: bets 800
ciemme69: calls 800
*** SHOW DOWN ***
th1986: shows [2h 6c] (high card Ace)
ciemme69: shows [Ad As] (three of a kind, Aces)
ciemme69 collected 2900 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2900 | Rake 0
Board [Td 9c 4d Ah 5d]
Seat 1: th1986 (big blind) showed [2h 6c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: ciemme69 (button) (small blind) showed [Ad As] and won (2900) with three of a kind, Aces
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Post Posted: Sun, 21 Oct 2007, 10:06pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Live poker is fun.
$100 effective 1/2 NL
UTG calls $2 BU raises to $15 folds to UTG who calls. (Pot is $33)
FLOP: 235 all spades
UTG checks. BU goes allin for $85 UTG calls $85.

Button shows QdQs
UTG shows 6h7h and proceeds to spike... nothing.
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Post Posted: Wed, 24 Oct 2007, 3:57pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Just found this hand in my database from January (when I sucked)

PokerStars GAME #8166802466: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/28 - 15:58:56 (ET)
Table 'Siegena V' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Drock328 ($135.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Tim'sQTpie ($107.05 in chips)
Seat 3: Levinas ($13.50 in chips)
Seat 4: TripleQ ($96.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($98 in chips)
Seat 6: bbrad24 ($194.10 in chips)
Seat 7: Daniel8625 ($194 in chips)
Seat 8: Gridi ($113.95 in chips)
Seat 9: Def_jammer ($97.50 in chips)
bbrad24: posts small blind $0.50
Daniel8625: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Jd Js]
Gridi: calls $1
Def_jammer: folds
Drock328: folds
Tim'sQTpie: folds
Levinas: folds
TripleQ: folds
Hero: raises $4 to $5
bbrad24: folds
Daniel8625: calls $4
Gridi: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c 7d Jh]
Daniel8625: bets $5
Hero: raises $5 to $10
Daniel8625: calls $5
*** TURN *** [4c 7d Jh] [Jc]
Daniel8625: bets $10
Hero: raises $10 to $20
Daniel8625: calls $10
*** RIVER *** [4c 7d Jh Jc] [4h]
Daniel8625: checks
Hero: bets $40
Daniel8625: calls $40
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Jd Js] (four of a kind, Jacks)
Daniel8625: mucks hand
Hero collected $148.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $151.50 | Rake $3
Board [4c 7d Jh Jc 4h]
Seat 1: Drock328 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Tim'sQTpie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Levinas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TripleQ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hero (button) showed [Jd Js] and won ($148.50) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 6: bbrad24 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Daniel8625 (big blind) mucked [6h Kd]
Seat 8: Gridi folded before Flop
Seat 9: Def_jammer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Fri, 26 Oct 2007, 12:11am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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My favorite live hand:

I'm getting fuck all for cards at a 200NL game so I decide to make a squeeze when I'm on the button (horrible idea in a live game of course!)

Some old guy opens UTG for 7bb (he has done this for almost every hand so far, I have no idea why he had so many $1 chips), 3 callers, I reraise to 40bb with 78o.

Of course he calls, I curse my luck that he actually has gold this time instead of the Absolute garbage he has had every other time.

I completely miss the flop naturally, he checks and stares me down, he only has like 35bbs left. I still have overs so I figure fuck it just get it over with and put the rest in. I have yet to move though, all I do is look at my chips and he sighs loudly and pitches QJo face up. I show my hand and he snaps.

Then I proceed to get KK and AA a ridiculous amount of times after that. Of course I end up 3-betting him out of a few more pots preflop which pisses him off more and he begins to call me "Reraising Ronnie". "Watch out for Reraising Ronnie there, doesn't have a clue how to play just bets like a fool preflop." Normally I live to engage with people like this but I remain decent out of respect for the other players at the table as he was what even the worst of players would consider the mark.


THEN later on I witness this hand: Full stacks, UTG raises 10bb preflop, BU 3-bets to 30bb total, UTG calls. Unimpressive flop (in other words I don't remember it), UTG bets 20bb, BU min-raises, UTG calls. Turn is nothing, UTG bets 30bb, BU min-raises, UTG calls. River more nothing, UTG bets 40, BU min-raises, UTG folds with about 20bbs left in his stack and BU shows the A high bluff with AJo.


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Galapogos
Post Posted: Tue, 06 Nov 2007, 2:02pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-53319467-523
played at "Temecula" for USD RM from 2007-11-06 12:03 until 2007-11-06 12:05

Seat 1: Galapogos [ 6Club,7Heart ]($56.15 in chips)
Seat 2: DonSoprano ($77.70 in chips)
Seat 3: -AnehtA- ($55.05 in chips)
Seat 6: Alron21 ($57 in chips)
Seat 10: RomanS86 ($48 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
-AnehtA- posts blind ($0.25), Alron21 posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
RomanS86 folds, Galapogos bets $2, DonSoprano folds, -AnehtA- calls $1.75, Alron21 folds.

Flop [board cards: JDiamond,5Heart,8Club]
-AnehtA- checks, Galapogos bets $3, -AnehtA- calls $3.

-AnehtA-:Galapogos is always bluffing.

Turn [board cards: JDiamond,5Heart,8Club,4Diamond]
-AnehtA- checks, Galapogos bets $8, -AnehtA- calls $8.

-AnehtA-:He's stupid, see how he's just giving me his money?

River [board cards: JDiamond,5Heart,8Club,4Diamond,KHeart]
-AnehtA- checks, Galapogos bets $43.15 and is all-in,

Then he slooooooowrolls it nearly right to the end and types:Hahahaaha, idiot! tyvm!

-AnehtA- calls $42.05 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 6Club,7Heart ]
-AnehtA- shows [ 8Spade,8Club ]
Galapogos wins $1.10, Galapogos wins $109.10.

Then he starts ranting about how this site is soooo fucking rigged.
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Post Posted: Tue, 06 Nov 2007, 3:00pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
11 OF DIAMONDS
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Galapogos wrote:
Then he slooooooowrolls it nearly right to the end and types:Hahahaaha, idiot! tyvm!

owned
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Wed, 07 Nov 2007, 7:57pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I just don't understand them...

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #P4-53379605-1395
Table Choluteca, 11 Jul 2007 10:45 PM ET

Seat 1: forza.1 ($111.90 in chips)
Seat 2: Galapogos [ 9Spade,7Spade ] ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 3: noz1900 ($23.95 in chips)
Seat 5: X_clusive1 ($51.80 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.25), noz1900 posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
X_clusive1 bets $2, forza.1 calls $2, Galapogos bets $9, noz1900 folds, X_clusive1 folds, forza.1 calls $7.25.

Flop [board cards KDiamond,KSpade,7Heart ]
Galapogos bets $14, forza.1 calls $14.

Turn [board cards KDiamond,KSpade,7Heart,8Spade ]
Galapogos checks, forza.1 checks.

River [board cards KDiamond,KSpade,7Heart,8Spade,9Diamond ]
Galapogos checks, forza.1 checks.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 9Spade,7Spade ]
forza.1 mucks cards [ AClub,QHeart ]
Galapogos wins $47.50.


So obviously I felt quite confident he would pay this sexy biotch off!!!!

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #P4-53379605-1399
Table Choluteca, 11 Jul 2007 10:49 PM ET

Seat 1: forza.1 ($88.60 in chips)
Seat 2: Galapogos [ JDiamond,THeart ] ($73.75 in chips)
Seat 3: noz1900 ($24.20 in chips)
Seat 5: X_clusive1 ($49.75 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
forza.1 posts blind ($0.25), Galapogos posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
noz1900 folds, X_clusive1 folds, forza.1 calls $0.25, Galapogos bets $2, forza.1 calls $2.

Flop [board cards AHeart,QHeart,KHeart ]
forza.1 checks, Galapogos checks.

Turn [board cards AHeart,QHeart,KHeart,QClub ]
forza.1 checks, Galapogos bets $3.50, forza.1 calls $3.50.

River [board cards AHeart,QHeart,KHeart,QClub,JHeart ]
forza.1 bets $10, Galapogos bets $67.75 and is all-in, forza.1 calls $57.75.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ JDiamond,THeart ]
forza.1 shows [ KDiamond,9Heart ]
Galapogos wins $146.

Please no critiquing the flop check, I had 3 big hands going on other tables and didn't realize I had flopped the straight. Razz
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sat, 10 Nov 2007, 5:30pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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What?? Tarp no good?!?!

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #P4-53607429-223
Table Charli10's HE, 11 Oct 2007 6:37 PM ET

Seat 1: Galapogos [ 6Spade,6Heart ] ($102.15 in chips)
Seat 2: -NoDice- ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 3: 777mafia777 ($15.75 in chips)
Seat 4: polskakamil ($42.65 in chips)
Seat 6: rivimies ($8.95 in chips)
Seat 7: soehnemann ($51.25 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
-NoDice- posts blind ($0.25), 777mafia777 posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
polskakamil calls $0.50, rivimies calls $0.50, soehnemann folds, Galapogos calls $0.50, -NoDice- calls $0.25, 777mafia777 checks.

Flop [board cards 4Spade,6Diamond,TSpade ]
-NoDice- checks, 777mafia777 bets $2, polskakamil bets $5, rivimies bets $8.45 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $8.45, -NoDice- folds, 777mafia777 bets $13.25 and is all-in, polskakamil calls $10.25, Galapogos bets $93.20 and is all-in, polskakamil calls $26.90 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 4Spade,6Diamond,TSpade,7Club ]

River [board cards 4Spade,6Diamond,TSpade,7Club,KDiamond ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 6Spade,6Heart ]
777mafia777 shows [ 4Diamond,4Club ]
polskakamil shows [ ADiamond,AClub ]
rivimies shows [ 7Diamond,8Diamond ]
Galapogos wins $168.50.
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bigspenda73
Post Posted: Sat, 10 Nov 2007, 5:36pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Straight Flush
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you enjoy playing against half-stacks?

You just got it all-in 4 ways and the pot wasn't even 200bbs
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sat, 10 Nov 2007, 5:49pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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No one buys in full, I have no choice. Besides, the aces guy was my target at the table.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 11 Nov 2007, 1:09pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Why bluffing at 50NL is just wrong wrong wrong:

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #P4-53449716-957
Table Murrieta, 11 Aug 2007 9:44 PM ET

Seat 2: mrxx1 ($40.75 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos [ JClub,JDiamond ] ($89.10 in chips)
Seat 8: -Merta- ($47.90 in chips)
Seat 10: Clarkyy ($77.10 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.25), -Merta- posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
Clarkyy folds, mrxx1 calls $0.50, Galapogos bets $3, -Merta- folds, mrxx1 calls $2.75.

Flop [board cards 7Diamond,3Club,4Heart ]
Galapogos bets $6, mrxx1 calls $6.

Turn [board cards 7Diamond,3Club,4Heart,TDiamond ]
Galapogos bets $16, mrxx1 calls $16.

River [board cards 7Diamond,3Club,4Heart,TDiamond,7Spade ]
Galapogos bets $15.50, mrxx1 calls $15.50 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ JClub,JDiamond ]
mrxx1 mucked [ AHeart,JSpade ] Shocked
Galapogos wins $80.50.

And on a tragic note, I actually lost about $500 at 100NL to some guy last month who chased aces like this where we would get it in on the turn and he would hit the ace he was chasing everytime on the river. It happened in about the span of 30 minutes too.
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Post Posted: Thu, 15 Nov 2007, 6:54pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
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PokerStars GAME #13259376188: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/11/15 - 15:45:39 (ET)
Table 'Oceana III' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: DunnLosing ($114 in chips)
Seat 2: NLpoker ($446.20 in chips)
Seat 3: kemikar ($205.05 in chips)
Seat 4: C1fer ($40 in chips)
Seat 5: astra666 ($131.65 in chips)
Seat 6: RoseyCP ($75.15 in chips)
Seat 7: TheTinMan13 ($202.75 in chips)
Seat 8: krischnumani ($199 in chips)
Seat 9: iponnet ($211.90 in chips)
kemikar: posts small blind $1
C1fer: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [Jd Js]
astra666: raises $4 to $6
RoseyCP: calls $6
TheTinMan13: folds
krischnumani: calls $6
iponnet: folds
DunnLosing: folds
NLpoker: folds
kemikar: raises $28 to $34
C1fer: folds
astra666: calls $28
RoseyCP: folds
krischnumani: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d 3c 2s]
kemikar: bets $171.05 and is all-in
astra666: calls $97.65 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5d 3c 2s] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [5d 3c 2s Ah] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [Jd Js] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
astra666: mucks hand
kemikar collected $274.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $277.30 | Rake $3
Board [5d 3c 2s Ah 5c]
Seat 1: DunnLosing folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: NLpoker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kemikar (small blind) showed [Jd Js] and won ($274.30) with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Seat 4: C1fer (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: astra666 mucked [9h Qh]
Seat 6: RoseyCP folded before Flop
Seat 7: TheTinMan13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: krischnumani folded before Flop
Seat 9: iponnet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Post Posted: Thu, 15 Nov 2007, 6:59pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
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And another

PokerStars GAME #13259273620: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/11/15 - 15:40:33 (ET)
Table 'Agrippina II' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Daut44 ($196 in chips)
Seat 2: no.1deerhtr ($166.75 in chips)
Seat 3: JFred29 ($373.10 in chips)
Seat 5: GenetikFreak ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: Dilith ($208.90 in chips)
Seat 7: kemikar ($198 in chips)
Seat 8: KarlSpakler ($234 in chips)
Seat 9: TheTinMan13 ($188 in chips)
kemikar: posts small blind $1
KarlSpakler: posts big blind $2
aggiefan619: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [Qs Qd]
TheTinMan13: folds
Daut44: folds
no.1deerhtr: raises $4 to $6
JFred29: folds
GenetikFreak: folds
Dilith: folds
kemikar: raises $14 to $20
KarlSpakler: folds
no.1deerhtr: calls $14
*** FLOP *** [5s 7d 4d]
kemikar: checks
no.1deerhtr: bets $20
kemikar: raises $158 to $178 and is all-in
no.1deerhtr: calls $126.75 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5s 7d 4d] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [5s 7d 4d 4h] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [Qs Qd] (two pair, Queens and Fours)
no.1deerhtr: mucks hand
no.1deerhtr leaves the table
kemikar collected $332.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $335.50 | Rake $3
Board [5s 7d 4d 4h 2d]
Seat 1: Daut44 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: no.1deerhtr mucked [Kc 3c]
Seat 3: JFred29 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: GenetikFreak folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Dilith (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: kemikar (small blind) showed [Qs Qd] and won ($332.50) with two pair, Queens and Fours
Seat 8: KarlSpakler (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: TheTinMan13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Post Posted: Sun, 18 Nov 2007, 7:10pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

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Location: St. Louis
Don't ask, because I don't know.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($627.95)
MP ($341.85)
CO ($353.50)
Button ($478.80)
SB ($158.15)
BB ($400)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7, A.
Hero raises to $15, 1 fold, CO calls $15, 3 folds.

Flop: ($36) 8, 3, J (2 players)
Hero bets $28, CO calls $28.

Turn: ($92) K (2 players)
Hero bets $64, CO calls $64.

River: ($220) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $164, CO calls $164.

Final Pot: $548

Results below:
Hero has 7h Ah (one pair, threes).
CO has Qd 4c (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $548.
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Post Posted: Mon, 19 Nov 2007, 2:39am    Post subject: Reply with quote
3-of-a-Kind
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I'm gonna start playing at the Ongame network from today! Can you say fishy?
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Post Posted: Tue, 20 Nov 2007, 2:10am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flush
Flush

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Didn't even give me time to consider how to get the money from him.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($202.30)
UTG ($24.70)
MP ($100)
Button ($138.60)
SB ($143.85)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6, 8.
UTG calls $1, 3 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: ($2.50) 6, 8, 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $23.7 (All-In), Hero calls $23.70.

Turn: ($0) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($0) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $49.90

Hero has 6s 8d (full house, sixes full of eights).
UTG has 9d Ac (two pair, sixes and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $49.90.
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4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

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PokerStars Game #13421511083: Tournament #68090258, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/11/23 - 15:45:24 (ET)
Table '68090258 4' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Avi_Tristan (2645 in chips)
Seat 2: jonsie47 (1380 in chips)
Seat 3: geronimo34 (2345 in chips)
Seat 4: Baldr22 (1635 in chips)
Seat 5: Trex918 (4255 in chips)
Seat 6: Noctambulist (1780 in chips)
Seat 7: mcgink (1485 in chips)
Seat 8: spiderdidi (3005 in chips)
Seat 9: C0rb1n (1910 in chips)
Noctambulist: posts small blind 25
mcgink: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Avi_Tristan [7s 7h]
spiderdidi: folds
C0rb1n: raises 100 to 150
Avi_Tristan: folds
jonsie47: folds
geronimo34: folds
Baldr22: folds
Trex918: calls 150
Noctambulist: folds
mcgink: raises 100 to 250
C0rb1n: calls 100
Trex918: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Qs 2s 8s]
mcgink: bets 200
C0rb1n: raises 200 to 400
Trex918: raises 200 to 600
mcgink: folds
C0rb1n: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Qs 2s 8s] [9c]
C0rb1n: checks
Trex918: bets 400
C0rb1n: calls 400
*** RIVER *** [Qs 2s 8s 9c] [Th]
C0rb1n: bets 500
Trex918: raises 500 to 1000
C0rb1n: folds
Trex918 collected 3975 from pot
Trex918: shows [As 3s] (a flush, Ace high)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3975 | Rake 0
Board [Qs 2s 8s 9c Th]
Seat 1: Avi_Tristan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jonsie47 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: geronimo34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Baldr22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Trex918 (button) collected (3975)
Seat 6: Noctambulist (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: mcgink (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: spiderdidi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: C0rb1n folded on the River [160 CHIPS LEFT!!!]
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 25 Nov 2007, 12:55am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I think these guys thought they were still at the blackjack tables. 20's a good right??


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-54583842-539
played at "Circleville" for USD RM from 2007-11-24 22:42 until 2007-11-24 22:43

Seat 1: 14253647 ($108 in chips)
Seat 5: enemytarget ($60.30 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos ($131.45 in chips)
Seat 9: x Buhda ($49.50 in chips)
Seat 10: UKaplan ($152.40 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
enemytarget posts blind ($0.25), Galapogos posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
x Buhda calls $0.50, UKaplan bets $3.50, 14253647 folds, enemytarget folds, Galapogos folds, x Buhda calls $3.

Flop [board cards: 2Heart,THeart,2Club ]
x Buhda checks, UKaplan checks.

Turn [board cards: 2Heart,THeart,2Club,KSpade ]
x Buhda checks, UKaplan checks.

River [board cards: 2Heart,THeart,2Club,KSpade,5Heart ]
x Buhda bets $6, UKaplan bets $20, x Buhda thinks forever and calls $14.

SHOWDOWN
UKaplan shows [ 9Spade,AClub ]
x Buhda shows [ 9Diamond,ADiamond ]
x Buhda wins $23.15, UKaplan wins $23.10.
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Just playing and I kinda stepped back for a sec and laughed. Those are some sweet stats on these guys.

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El Oh El, weekends.

I always wonder what reasoning a persons mind takes to justify playing a hand for $50 when you initially only wanted to play it for 50 cents.

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-54611499-876
played at "Colon" for USD RM from 2007-11-25 12:58 until 2007-11-25 12:59

Seat 1: loding ($53.80 in chips)
Seat 2: Balkie31 ($93.55 in chips)
Seat 3: Galapogos [ KClub,AHeart ] ($48.75 in chips)
Seat 7: icebreaker-- ($12 in chips)
Seat 8: fernando2313 ($73.80 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.25), icebreaker-- posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
fernando2313 folds, loding calls $0.50, Balkie31 folds, Galapogos bets $2.25, icebreaker-- bets $11.50 and is all-in, loding calls $11.50, Galapogos bets $46.25 and is all-in, loding calls $36.75.

Flop [board cards: THeart,3Club,4Club ]

Turn [board cards: THeart,3Club,4Club,9Club ]

River [board cards: THeart,3Club,4Club,9Club,5Club ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ KClub,AHeart ]
icebreaker-- shows [ 9Diamond,ADiamond ]
loding shows [ JDiamond,KDiamond ]
Galapogos wins $73.50, Galapogos wins $34.50.


Of course he won it back a few hands later because calling all-in on the flop vs JJ if you have A high is a good idea if you know you'll spike the river.
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Post Posted: Sun, 25 Nov 2007, 4:20pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Let me try to explain what I believe this guy's thought process was. No, wait, I can't. I wouldn't even dare to try.

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-54611901-736
played at "Chitungwiza" for USD RM from 2007-11-25 12:45 until 2007-11-25 12:46

Seat 3: gameman1234 ($56.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ ADiamond,AClub ] ($83.20 in chips)
Seat 6: drash1 ($103.45 in chips)
Seat 9: HarryKings ($9.70 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
gameman1234 posts blind ($0.50).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $2, drash1 folds, HarryKings folds, gameman1234 bets $3, Galapogos bets $11, gameman1234 bets $19, Galapogos bets $70.20 and is all-in, gameman1234 calls $33.70 and is all-in.

Flop [board cards: QSpade,TSpade,9Club ]

Turn [board cards: QSpade,TSpade,9Club,2Spade ]

River [board cards: QSpade,TSpade,9Club,2Spade,JHeart ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ ADiamond,AClub ]
gameman1234 shows [ 7Diamond3Spade ]
Galapogos wins $27, Galapogos wins $110.90.


I would also like to take this moment to thank the river for not putting me on mega tilt like it has been so often lately in big pots. And throw a big poop you out to the turn for scaring me like that.
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Post Posted: Sun, 25 Nov 2007, 5:03pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Galapogos wrote:
Let me try to explain what I believe this guy's thought process was. No, wait, I can't. I wouldn't even dare to try.


Never heard of the bluff-call I take it?
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Ash256 wrote:
Galapogos wrote:
Let me try to explain what I believe this guy's thought process was. No, wait, I can't. I wouldn't even dare to try.

Never heard of the bluff-call I take it?


Ok I see. So he probably thought something like: He's raised like 4 times in the past 10 minutes preflop. He can't have aces everytime, lets see if I can push him off. Nope, now he bet me again. I've never seen him 4-bet before but that means it would be a great idea to bluff with one. So lets see if he can handle a little 5-bet action. Nope, he raised over that too. I dunno though, that push looks awful bluffy. Plus I have a 7 and 7's are lucky, so I have outs. Altight, lets see what he's got.
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Post Posted: Mon, 26 Nov 2007, 4:43am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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This hand is only funny for its history. Opposition only bets a big hand. Opposition only raises monsters. Hence, turn minraise was a set almost always. I knew he couldn't lay it down on the river.

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
SB: $54.90
Hero: $56.15

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 3 Club K Club
SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: 2 Club 5 Club 9 Spade ($1, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks.

Turn: A Diamond ($1, 2 players)
Hero bets $1, SB raises to $2, Hero calls.

River: J Club ($5, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $53.65, SB calls all-in $52.4.
Uncalled bets: $1.25 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $109.8
Hero shows 3C KC
SB shows 5H 5D
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Post Posted: Fri, 30 Nov 2007, 12:22am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Me and opp have a history - we were heads up when the table just opened up, and I lost a stack and a half to him in ways I don't wish to discuss. I wanted some of my moneys back, and he was a PURE donkey, so I was jumping into many pots he seemed to be interested in. Then this hand happened:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($9)
BB ($41)
UTG ($8.85)
UTG+1 ($9.25)
MP1 ($48.30)
Hero ($24.10)
MP3 ($3.15)
CO ($25)
Button ($15.20)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with , .
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, MP1 raises to $0.5, Hero calls $0.50, 3 folds, BB calls $0.25, UTG calls $0.25.

Flop: ($2.10) , , (5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, MP1 bets $2.1, Hero calls $2.10, BB folds, UTG folds.

Turn: ($6.30) (3 players)
MP1 bets $2, Hero raises to $9, MP1 calls $7.

River: ($24.30) (3 players)
MP1 bets $8.75, Hero raises to $12.5 (All-In), MP1 calls $3.75.

Final Pot: $49.30

Results:
MP1 has 7h Kd (one pair, jacks).
Hero has Th Jd (three of a kind, jacks).
CO has (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $49.30.

Yes yes, I suppose he DID have the gutshot draw on the turn, which is why I suppose he stayed in. But of course that would give me a full house, so actually on the flop he's drawing to running K's.
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Post Posted: Fri, 30 Nov 2007, 7:08am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Location: Drinking your milkshake.
Hand from the FTR gauntlet vs the mighty Bigspenda.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (7 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP2 (t2627)
Hero (t1425)
Button (t1475)
SB (t2073)
BB (t1420)
UTG (t1340)
MP1 (t1670)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K, J.
2 folds, MP2 raises to t90, Hero calls t90, Button calls t90, 2 folds.

Flop: (t315) J, J, 3 (3 players)
MP2 bets t215, Hero calls t215, Button folds.

Turn: (t745) 2 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets t360, MP2 calls t360.

River: (t1465) K (2 players)
MP2 bets t750, Hero raises to t760, MP2 calls t10.

Final Pot: t2985

MP2 has 3d Kd (two pair, kings and jacks).
Hero has Kh Jh (full house, jacks full of kings).
Outcome: Hero wins t2985.

lol.
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Post Posted: Fri, 30 Nov 2007, 7:19pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PokerStars Game #13567604887: Tournament #68817905, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/11/30 - 18:15:20 (ET)
Table '68817905 10' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: ashyforfsv (2985 in chips)
Seat 2: placebo33 (1730 in chips)
Seat 3: Avi_Tristan (2705 in chips)
Seat 4: irishboar (1335 in chips)
Seat 5: 123GoMatty (3585 in chips)
Seat 6: matt5181 (1255 in chips)
Seat 7: madazfuq (1435 in chips)
Seat 8: SonofCount (1260 in chips)
Seat 9: goal300 (2785 in chips)
123GoMatty: posts small blind 25
matt5181: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Avi_Tristan [6d Kh]
madazfuq: folds
SonofCount: folds
goal300: folds
ashyforfsv: folds
placebo33: raises 50 to 100
Avi_Tristan: folds
irishboar: calls 100
123GoMatty: folds
matt5181: folds
*** FLOP *** [6h Jh Ad]
placebo33: bets 50
irishboar: calls 50
*** TURN *** [6h Jh Ad] [Td]
placebo33: bets 150
irishboar: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [6h Jh Ad Td] [Qs]
placebo33: bets 100
matt5181 is disconnected
irishboar: calls 100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
placebo33: shows [Jd Ac] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
irishboar: shows [As Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
irishboar collected 875 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 875 | Rake 0
Board [6h Jh Ad Td Qs]
Seat 1: ashyforfsv folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: placebo33 showed [Jd Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 3: Avi_Tristan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: irishboar (button) showed [As Ah] and won (875) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 5: 123GoMatty (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: matt5181 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: madazfuq folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: SonofCount folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: goal300 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Post Posted: Tue, 04 Dec 2007, 11:35pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-55250498-784
Table HazeHeaven82's HE, 5 Dec 2007 1:20 AM ET

Seat 5: alphac4 ($49.00 in chips)
Seat 6: isoP ($45.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Shales_LOL ($143.80 in chips)
Seat 9: Galapogos [ QSpade,JDiamond ] ($215.30 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Shales_LOL posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
alphac4 calls $1, isoP folds, Shales_LOL folds, Galapogos checks.

Flop [board cards 4Diamond,5Spade,7Diamond ]
Galapogos checks, alphac4 checks.

Turn [board cards 4Diamond,5Spade,7Diamond,2Heart ]
Galapogos checks, alphac4 checks.

River [board cards 4Diamond,5Spade,7Diamond,2Spade,6Diamond ]
Galapogos checks, alphac4 checks.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ QSpade,JDiamond ]
alphac4 shows [ TDiamond,2Diamond ]
alphac4 wins $2.40.
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Rye_whiskeys stats were 12/7, only after 50 hands but still, how odd...

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-55266278-581
Table Duedelingen, 5 Dec 2007 1:48 AM ET

Seat 2: Galapogos [ ADiamond,JClub ] ($110.05 in chips)
Seat 6: rye whiskey ($83.40 in chips)
Seat 8: lufra ($54.60 in chips)
Seat 9: foreground ($112.15 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
lufra posts blind ($0.50), foreground posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $4, rye whiskey calls $4, lufra bets $15, foreground folds, Galapogos folds, rye whiskey calls $11.50.

Flop [board cards 3Heart,3Spade,7Club ]
lufra bets $39.10 and is all-in, rye whiskey calls $39.10.

Turn [board cards 3Heart,3Spade,7Club,7Spade ]

River [board cards 3Heart,3Spade,7Club,7Spade,JSpade ]

SHOWDOWN
lufra shows [ AHeart,KClub ]
rye whiskey shows [ QSpade,JHeart ]
rye whiskey wins $112.20.
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Post Posted: Wed, 05 Dec 2007, 10:43am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Simple, He let his cat play that hand...
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Post Posted: Tue, 11 Dec 2007, 3:59pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($104.90)
UTG ($28.40)
MP ($50.40)
CO ($181)
Button ($100)
SB ($115.55)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A.
UTG raises to $3, 3 folds, SB raises to $31, Hero raises to $104.9, UTG folds, SB calls $73.90.

Flop: ($212.80) A, K, 8 (2 players)

Turn: ($212.80) 8 (2 players)

River: ($212.80) 9 (2 players)

Final Pot: $212.80

SB has 2s 2h (two pair, eights and twos).
Hero has As Ac (full house, aces full of eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $212.80.
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Remember kids, gotta protect your preflop raises. This was a $100 buy-in donkament, I honestly expected more.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T4-55788807-12
played at "Sudbury" for USD TC from 2007-12-11 18:13 until 2007-12-11 18:15

Seat 1: troulism ($1,749 in chips)
Seat 2: uete13 ($3,947 in chips)
Seat 3: blunder1982 ($1,940 in chips)
Seat 4: brooke_ass ($1,900 in chips)
Seat 5: PokerStarBoe ($2,240 in chips)
Seat 6: hsvhsv ($1,980 in chips)
Seat 7: sailfun ($1,885 in chips)
Seat 9: chigui ($2,439 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ 5Spade,5Diamond ] ($1,920 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($15), troulism posts blind ($30).

Pre-Flop
uete13 calls $30, blunder1982 folds, brooke_ass folds, PokerStarBoe calls $30, hsvhsv folds, sailfun folds, chigui calls $30, Galapogos calls $15, troulism bets $80, uete13 calls $80, PokerStarBoe calls $80, chigui folds, Galapogos calls $80.

Flop [board cards: 5Heart,JSpade,6Heart ]
Galapogos checks, troulism checks, uete13 bets $60, PokerStarBoe folds, Galapogos bets $600, troulism bets $1,639 and is all-in, uete13 folds, Galapogos bets $1,210 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards: 5Heart,JSpade,6Heart,KHeart ]

River [board cards: 5Heart,JSpade,6Heart,KHeart,QHeart ]


SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 5Spade,5Diamond ]
troulism shows [ 2Diamond,2Club ]
Galapogos wins $171, Galapogos wins $3,808.
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The ultimate match-up. Spew station vs call station, deep.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-55901024-846
played at "Gorki" for USD RM from 2007-12-13 19:50 until 2007-12-13 19:51

Seat 3: reptiliya ($70.60 in chips)
Seat 6: butter8 ($405.25 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos ($134.50 in chips)
Seat 8: -X-S&T ($196.30 in chips)
Seat 10: GreenAngel- ($99.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), -X-S&T posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
GreenAngel- folds, reptiliya folds, butter8 bets $4, Galapogos folds, -X-S&T calls $3.

Flop [board cards: 6Spade,3Heart,2Spade ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $6, -X-S&T bets $14, butter8 bets $30, -X-S&T calls $22.

Turn [board cards: 6Spade,3Heart,2Spade,3Club ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $56, -X-S&T calls $56.

River [board cards: 6Spade,3Heart,2Spade,3Club,TDiamond ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $122, -X-S&T calls $100.30 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
butter8 shows [ 9Diamond,QDiamond ]
-X-S&T shows [ KHeart,6Spade ]
butter8 wins $21.70, -X-S&T wins $390.10.
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TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-55901024-846
played at "Gorki" for USD RM from 2007-12-13 19:50 until 2007-12-13 19:51

Seat 3: reptiliya ($70.60 in chips)
Seat 6: butter8 ($405.25 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos ($134.50 in chips)
Seat 8: -X-S&T ($196.30 in chips)
Seat 10: GreenAngel- ($99.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), -X-S&T posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
GreenAngel- folds, reptiliya folds, butter8 bets $4, Galapogos folds, -X-S&T calls $3.

Flop [board cards: 6Spade,3Heart,2Spade ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $6, -X-S&T bets $14, butter8 bets $30, -X-S&T calls $22.

Turn [board cards: 6Spade,3Heart,2Spade,3Club ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $56, -X-S&T calls $56.

River [board cards: 6Spade,3Heart,2Spade,3Club,TDiamond ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $122, -X-S&T calls $100.30 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
butter8 shows [ 9Diamond,QDiamond ]
-X-S&T shows [ KHeart,6Spade ]
butter8 wins $21.70, -X-S&T wins $390.10.
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Post Posted: Thu, 20 Dec 2007, 1:44pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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My contribution to
...idiots come and go...

($4.40 20-table sng) When I saw the flop I really didnt know how to get as much chips as possible into the pot. On the river I was asking myself if should bet/raise/shove when suddenly and pretty unexpected SB solved this problem for me.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (9 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

MP3 (t3680)
CO (t4125)
Button (t4255)
SB (t8324)
Hero (t4495)
UTG (t2845)
UTG+1 (t2870)
MP1 (t5155)
MP2 (t4705)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
6 folds, Button calls t150, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (t450) , , (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, Button bets t450, SB calls t450, Hero calls t450.

Turn: (t1800) (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, Button checks.

River: (t1800) (3 players)
SB bets t7724 (All-In), Hero calls t3895 (All-In), Button folds.

Final Pot: t9590

SB has (one pair, sixes).

Still wondering what/if he thought when he called the flop bet? Runner runner 7h 8h?
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Post Posted: Sat, 22 Dec 2007, 2:35am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 2186
WPP: 107
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Weekend zany-ness.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-56532493-349
played at "Makkas x's HE" for USD RM from 2007-12-22 00:12 until 2007-12-22 00:13

Seat 1: muszike ($42.75 in chips)
Seat 2: trojanchile ($88.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Mc_Kentzi ($60.45 in chips)
Seat 4: artsi68 ($227 in chips)
Seat 5: Galapogos [ ADiamond,KSpade ] ($135.30 in chips)
Seat 9: osLobos ($103.05 in chips)
Seat 10: Naneton ($78.15 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
osLobos posts blind ($0.50), Naneton posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
muszike folds, trojanchile folds, Mc_Kentzi folds, artsi68 bets $4.50, Galapogos bets $14, osLobos calls $13.50, Naneton folds, artsi68 calls $9.50.

Flop [board cards: 9Diamond,JHeart,KHeart ]
osLobos checks, artsi68 checks, Galapogos bets $30, osLobos calls $30, artsi68 folds.

Turn [board cards: 9Diamond,JHeart,KHeart,3Heart ]
osLobos bets $59.05 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $59.05.

River [board cards: 9Diamond,JHeart,KHeart,3Heart,9Club ]


SHOWDOWN
osLobos shows [ 5Diamond,5Heart ]

Galapogos shows [ ADiamond,KSpade ]
Galapogos wins $218.10.

When I'm running bad this is the kind of guy to hit and make me hate life so much.
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Post Posted: Sun, 23 Dec 2007, 4:41am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I don't know what he was expecting to hit when he called, but he hit it.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-56597969-549
played at "Liederbach" for USD RM from 2007-12-22 23:40 until 2007-12-22 23:41



Seat 2: Daddytee ($70.40 in chips)
Seat 3: Galapogos ($98 in chips)
Seat 4: Credin2 ($149.65 in chips)
Seat 8: PEGASE11 ($91.15 in chips)
Seat 10: velu80 ($138.95 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
PEGASE11 posts blind ($0.50), velu80 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Daddytee calls $1, Galapogos bets $5, Credin2 folds, PEGASE11 folds, velu80 bets $8, Daddytee bets $12, Galapogos folds, velu80 bets $125, Daddytee calls $57.40 and is all-in.

Flop [board cards: 4Club,AClub,9Club ]

Turn [board cards: 4Club,AClub,9Club,8Diamond ]

River [board cards: 4Club,AClub,9Club,8Diamond,QClub ]


SHOWDOWN
velu80 shows [ KHeart,ASpade ]
Daddytee shows [ 2Club,8Spade ]
velu80 wins $63.60, Daddytee wins $143.30
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Post Posted: Sun, 23 Dec 2007, 4:48am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I was wondering what was taking him so long to call on the river with his crappy ace. Turns out he was wondering if his tarp was still good.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-56532554-3249
played at "Esmeraldas" for USD RM from 2007-12-23 00:56 until 2007-12-23 00:57

Seat 1: Thug_J ($80 in chips)
Seat 3: mp2601 ($77.75 in chips)
Seat 4: edwinkim00 ($89.45 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ AClub,3Club ] ($283.85 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), Thug_J posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
mp2601 bets $2, edwinkim00 folds, Galapogos calls $1.50, Thug_J folds.

Flop [board cards: QDiamond,4Diamond,JClub ]
Galapogos checks, mp2601 checks.

Turn [board cards: QDiamond,4Diamond,JClub,TClub ]
Galapogos checks, mp2601 bets $3, Galapogos calls $3.

River [board cards: QDiamond,4Diamond,JClub,TClub,KClub ]
Galapogos bets $278.85 and is all-in, mp2601 calls $72.75 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ AClub,3Club ]
mp2601 shows [ QClub,QSpade ]
Galapogos wins $206.10, Galapogos wins $154.50.
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First hand at the table, zero history with the guy, etc.


Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-56009781-360
Table final23's HE, 15 Dec 2007 3:16 AM ET

Seat 1: zorbas35 ($118.55 in chips)
Seat 3: iceberg jim ($194.60 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ KSpade,QHeart ] ($100.00 in chips)
Seat 7: kaenkkunen ($112.85 in chips)
Seat 8: M6364 ($93.00 in chips)
Seat 10: Agneta46 ($78.05 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
iceberg jim posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
kaenkkunen folds, M6364 folds, Agneta46 folds, zorbas35 folds, iceberg jim bets $3.50, Galapogos bets $13, iceberg jim calls $10.

Flop [board cards KHeart,7Club,3Heart ]
iceberg jim bets $86, Galapogos calls $86 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards KHeart,7Club,3Heart,4Heart ]

River [board cards KHeart,7Club,3Heart,4Heart,9Heart ]

SHOWDOWN
iceberg jim shows [ 8Diamond,7Diamond ]

Galapogos shows [ KSpade,QHeart ]
Galapogos wins $197.

Then in the chat,

iceberg jim: wow, you're crazy man
iceberg jim: you got balls though kid, I'll give you that

I lol'd.
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Post Posted: Mon, 31 Dec 2007, 11:45am    Post subject: Reply with quote
OLD MAN RIVER
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Ax is teh nutz...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (9 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

Button ($30.45)
SB ($262.20)
BB ($54)
UTG ($63)
UTG+1 ($112.50)
Hero ($97.50)
MP2 ($29)
MP3 ($277.65)
CO ($18.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 2, 2.
2 folds, Hero calls $1, MP2 calls $1, MP3 raises to $7, 3 folds, BB calls $6, Hero calls $6, MP2 calls $6.

Flop: ($28.50) 7, 3, 2 (4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 bets $17, BB calls $17, Hero raises to $90.5 (All-In), MP2 folds, MP3 folds, BB calls $30 (All-In).

Turn: ($139.50) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($139.50) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $139.50

Results in white below:
BB has 4h Ah (flush, ace high).
Hero has 2c 2s (three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: BB wins $139.50. Hero wins $43.50.



Same villain a few hands later, now in the CO...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (9 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP2 ($45.85)
MP3 ($260.70)
CO ($118)
Button ($58.50)
SB ($111.50)
Hero ($100)
UTG ($26.60)
UTG+1 ($253.65)
MP1 ($18.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
UTG raises to $3.5, UTG+1 raises to $12, 3 folds, CO calls $12, 3 folds, UTG calls $8.50.

Flop: ($37.50) , , (3 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 bets $19, CO calls $19, UTG folds.

Turn: ($75.50) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $48, CO calls $48.

River: ($171.50) (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $174.65 (All-In), CO calls $39 (All-In).

Final Pot: $249.50

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Th Tc (four of a kind, tens).
CO has 3d Ad (two pair, tens and eights)
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $385.15.
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Post Posted: Mon, 31 Dec 2007, 8:03pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

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Location: Gainesville
These three hands tilted me like no other last night. These were way worse than getting overboated on the river, or having KK v AA twice. Guy in 2nd and 3rd hands was the biggest donk ever, and playing like this and running like god is how he got his stack.

PokerStars GAME #14214747781: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/30 - 21:35:10 (ET)
Table 'Gagarin II' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: bennycac3 ($269.15 in chips)
Seat 2: GusHandSum ($207.35 in chips)
Seat 3: overbet ($64 in chips)
Seat 4: Bigbelly6 ($43.70 in chips)
Seat 5: athorn ($199 in chips)
Seat 6: kemikar ($205 in chips)
Seat 7: lordyefc ($197 in chips)
Seat 8: ChicagoMike6 ($222.95 in chips)
athorn: posts small blind $1
kemikar: posts big blind $2
WushuTM: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [Jd Ad]
lordyefc: folds
ChicagoMike6: folds
bennycac3: raises $6 to $8
GusHandSum: folds
overbet: folds
Bigbelly6: folds
athorn: folds
kemikar: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [4c Js Ts]
kemikar: checks
bennycac3: bets $12
kemikar: calls $12
*** TURN *** [4c Js Ts] [7d]
kemikar: bets $26
bennycac3: calls $26
*** RIVER *** [4c Js Ts 7d] [Kc]
kemikar: checks
bennycac3: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [Jd Ad] (a pair of Jacks)
bennycac3: shows [4d 4s] (three of a kind, Fours)
bennycac3 collected $90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $93 | Rake $3
Board [4c Js Ts 7d Kc]
Seat 1: bennycac3 showed [4d 4s] and won ($90) with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 2: GusHandSum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: overbet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Bigbelly6 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: athorn (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: kemikar (big blind) showed [Jd Ad] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: lordyefc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ChicagoMike6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars GAME #14218058889: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/31 - 00:18:15 (ET)
Table 'Ankaa V' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: blulineJ ($138.75 in chips)
Seat 2: kemikar ($200 in chips)
Seat 4: Mopsus ($339.20 in chips)
Seat 5: athorn ($366.50 in chips)
Seat 7: Phil1972 ($61.65 in chips)
Seat 8: Fishery2005 ($1489 in chips)
Seat 9: bsk1977 ($160.10 in chips)
Phil1972: posts small blind $1
Fishery2005: posts big blind $2
MightyScrot: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [Kd Kh]
bsk1977: folds
blulineJ: folds
kemikar: raises $6 to $8
Mopsus: folds
athorn: folds
Phil1972: folds
Fishery2005: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [7d 7h Jd]
Fishery2005: checks
kemikar: bets $14
Fishery2005: calls $14
*** TURN *** [7d 7h Jd] [2s]
Fishery2005: checks
kemikar: bets $32
Fishery2005: calls $32
*** RIVER *** [7d 7h Jd 2s] [3d]
Fishery2005: checks
kemikar: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fishery2005: shows [8d 7s] (three of a kind, Sevens)
kemikar: mucks hand
Fishery2005 collected $106 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $109 | Rake $3
Board [7d 7h Jd 2s 3d]
Seat 1: blulineJ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: kemikar mucked [Kd Kh]
Seat 4: Mopsus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: athorn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Phil1972 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Fishery2005 (big blind) showed [8d 7s] and won ($106) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 9: bsk1977 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

This one just takes the fucking cake.

PokerStars GAME #14217849209: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/12/31 - 00:06:26 (ET)
Table 'Ankaa V' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: blulineJ ($126 in chips)
Seat 2: kemikar ($219.30 in chips)
Seat 4: Mopsus ($335.45 in chips)
Seat 5: athorn ($379.75 in chips)
Seat 7: Phil1972 ($67.65 in chips)
Seat 8: Fishery2005 ($1372.20 in chips)
Seat 9: bsk1977 ($154 in chips)
Phil1972: posts small blind $1
Fishery2005: posts big blind $2
doolitcd: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [As Ks]
bsk1977: folds
blulineJ: folds
kemikar: raises $6 to $8
Mopsus: folds
athorn: folds
Phil1972: folds
Fishery2005: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [Ah 4c 8c]
Fishery2005: checks
kemikar: bets $14
Fishery2005: calls $14
*** TURN *** [Ah 4c 8c] [6s]
Fishery2005: checks
kemikar: bets $34
Fishery2005: calls $34
*** RIVER *** [Ah 4c 8c 6s] [9s]
Fishery2005: checks
kemikar: bets $60
Fishery2005: calls $60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [As Ks] (a pair of Aces)
Fishery2005: shows [8s 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)
Fishery2005 collected $230 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $233 | Rake $3
Board [Ah 4c 8c 6s 9s]
Seat 1: blulineJ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: kemikar showed [As Ks] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: Mopsus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: athorn (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Phil1972 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Fishery2005 (big blind) showed [8s 8h] and won ($230) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 9: bsk1977 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Post Posted: Mon, 31 Dec 2007, 9:03pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

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Location: Somewhere fucking up the youth of America
PokerStars GAME #14185510310: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.10/$0.25) - 2007/12/29 - 17:54:41 (ET)
Table 'Carlova V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: pokerhottie5 ($24.40 in chips)
Seat 2: cHaoZ_1977 ($10.70 in chips)
Seat 3: Pyroone ($26.90 in chips)
Seat 4: l.delhez ($23.30 in chips)
Seat 5: geowal21 ($34.45 in chips)
Seat 6: PTT80 ($28.10 in chips)
cHaoZ_1977: posts small blind $0.10
Pyroone: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to geowal21 [Js Ah]
l.delhez: calls $0.25
geowal21: raises $1 to $1.25
PTT80: folds
pokerhottie5: folds
cHaoZ_1977: raises $1.25 to $2.50
Pyroone: folds
l.delhez: folds
pokerhottie5 is sitting out
geowal21: calls $1.25
*** FLOP *** [9d Ad 5c]
cHaoZ_1977: bets $8.20 and is all-in
geowal21: calls $8.20
*** TURN *** [9d Ad 5c] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [9d Ad 5c 6s] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cHaoZ_1977: shows [As 7s] (a straight, Five to Nine)
geowal21: mucks hand
cHaoZ_1977 collected $20.85 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $21.90 | Rake $1.05
Board [9d Ad 5c 6s 8d]
Seat 1: pokerhottie5 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: cHaoZ_1977 (small blind) showed [As 7s] and won ($20.85) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 3: Pyroone (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: l.delhez folded before Flop
Seat 5: geowal21 mucked [Js Ah]
Seat 6: PTT80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PTT80: "that's horrible"
cHaoZ: "just looking for my ace and I knew I had outs to the straight if I was beat"


LOL
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Post Posted: Mon, 31 Dec 2007, 9:53pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
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sorry posted wrong hand.
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Pretty swingy night, then I get these two gifts shoved in my face in the last 5 minutes to finish it on a high note:

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-57281377-499
Table Wien, 1 Jan 2008 4:47 AM ET

Seat 3: castell0 t. ($127.30 in chips)
Seat 5: tonjun ($253.25 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos [ JHeart,JClub ] ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 8: chrx93 ($99.30 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
chrx93 posts blind ($0.50), castell0 t. posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
tonjun calls $1, Galapogos bets $5, chrx93 folds, castell0 t. bets $8, tonjun calls $8, Galapogos calls $4.

Flop [board cards 6Spade,6Heart,2Club ]
castell0 t. checks, tonjun checks, Galapogos bets $19, castell0 t. folds, tonjun bets $244.25 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $70.50 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 6Spade,6Heart,2Club,8Club ]

River [board cards 6Spade,6Heart,2Club,8Club,9Diamond ]

SHOWDOWN
tonjun shows [ 3Spade,3Club ]

Galapogos shows [ JHeart,JClub ]
Galapogos wins $204.50


Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-57281377-522
Table Wien, 1 Jan 2008 5:01 AM ET

Seat 1: jacquard x ($368.05 in chips)
Seat 3: sam ben ($42.80 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos [ AHeart,ASpade ] ($179.60 in chips)
Seat 8: chrx93 ($77.15 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), chrx93 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
jacquard x bets $4, sam ben calls $4, Galapogos bets $18, chrx93 folds, jacquard x calls $14.50, sam ben folds.

Flop [board cards JHeart,2Club,4Heart ]
Galapogos bets $30, jacquard x bets $180, Galapogos calls $131.10 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards JHeart,2Club,4Heart,7Club ]

River [board cards JHeart,2Club,4Heart,7Club,KDiamond ]

SHOWDOWN
jacquard x shows [ JDiamond,TClub ]

Galapogos shows [ AHeart,ASpade ]
jacquard x wins $18.90, Galapogos wins $362.20
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I just never get tired of this:


Included in Rooney's resume besides those killer stats is cold calling 4-bets OOP, betting $1 into the flop to fold when raised.
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Post Posted: Sat, 05 Jan 2008, 2:40am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Gainesville
This hand put me on super mega tilt OMG

PokerStars GAME #14332463765: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2008/01/05 - 01:18:34 (ET)
Table 'Fomalhaut IV' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Homefrrie ($139.50 in chips)
Seat 2: hunterkozmo ($147.25 in chips)
Seat 3: aces2x ($391 in chips)
Seat 4: survival ($223.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Reby97 ($48.30 in chips)
Seat 6: luckytofu ($198 in chips)
Seat 7: kemikar ($411.30 in chips)
Seat 8: xxTheNutsxx ($234.65 in chips)
Seat 9: MightyScrot ($300.15 in chips)
luckytofu: posts small blind $1
kemikar: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [9c Ac]
xxTheNutsxx: folds
xxTheNutsxx is sitting out
xxTheNutsxx leaves the table
MightyScrot: folds
Homefrrie: folds
hunterkozmo: calls $2
aces2x: folds
survival: folds
Reby97: folds
luckytofu: calls $1
kemikar: checks
*** FLOP *** [3c 2s 7h]
luckytofu: checks
genan joins the table at seat #8
kemikar: checks
genan leaves the table
hunterkozmo: checks
*** TURN *** [3c 2s 7h] [5h]
luckytofu: checks
bizzybeans joins the table at seat #8
kemikar: checks
hunterkozmo: checks
*** RIVER *** [3c 2s 7h 5h] [4d]
luckytofu: checks
kemikar: bets $2
hunterkozmo: calls $2
luckytofu: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [9c Ac] (a straight, Ace to Five)
hunterkozmo: shows [6d 8d] (a straight, Four to Eight)
hunterkozmo collected $9.55 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0.45
Board [3c 2s 7h 5h 4d]
Seat 1: Homefrrie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: hunterkozmo showed [6d 8d] and won ($9.55) with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 3: aces2x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: survival folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Reby97 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: luckytofu (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 7: kemikar (big blind) showed [9c Ac] and lost with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 8: xxTheNutsxx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: MightyScrot folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Post Posted: Sat, 05 Jan 2008, 2:59pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
High Card
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I see stupid things every time I play nowadays, with the explosion of poker it seems like the European countries have been watching Gus Hansen too much and instead of thinking of Poker as a skilled games with odds and percentage...they treat it more like Bingo Wink Some of the beats are absolutely disgusting...but in the long run its great for profitabilty.
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Post Posted: Sat, 05 Jan 2008, 7:17pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Uber nit that thinks he's tricky with aces after folding every hand EVER.

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-57633054-450
Table Cartagena, 5 Jan 2008 8:00 PM ET

Seat 4: wiuras ($28.55 in chips)
Seat 6: Hawtin11 ($245.40 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos [ 9Spade,AHeart ] ($102.50 in chips)
Seat 9: dannolito ($127.15 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
wiuras posts blind ($0.50), Hawtin11 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $4, dannolito folds, wiuras calls $3.50, Hawtin11 folds.

Flop [board cards JClub,2Heart,6Diamond ]
wiuras checks, Galapogos checks.

Turn [board cards JClub,2Heart,6Diamond,5Club ]
wiuras checks, Galapogos checks.

River [board cards JClub,2Heart,6Diamond,5Club,4Club ]
wiuras checks, Galapogos checks.

SHOWDOWN
wiuras shows [ ASpade,AClub ]

Galapogos mucks cards [ 9Spade,AHeart ]
wiuras wins $8.55.
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