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yourfather
Post Posted: Fri, 09 Jan 2009, 3:29pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 17 Jan 2008
Posts: 602
WPP: 78
Location: In your fridge
I was pretty sure he was a tilting fish.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $78.65
UTG: $102.05
Hero (CO): $126.05
BTN: $100
SB: $220

Pre-Flop: TDiamond TClub dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG calls $1, Hero raises to $4.50, 3 folds, UTG raises to $8, Hero calls $3.50

Flop: ($17.50) 4Heart 5Diamond 7Heart (2 Players)
UTG bets $8, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($33.50) KSpade (2 Players)
UTG bets $16, Hero calls $16

River: ($65.50) 4Spade (2 Players)
UTG bets $35, Hero calls $35

Results: $135.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG showed JDiamond QSpade (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$67 NET)
Hero showed TDiamond TClub (two pair, Tens and Fours) and WON $132.50 (+$65.50 NET)
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bigspenda73
Post Posted: Fri, 09 Jan 2009, 4:24pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 7006
WPP: 71
Location: Pwnsylvania
we need a tournament edition of this thread b/c all of this shit is so LOLstandard in tournies.
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Fri, 09 Jan 2009, 7:53pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 2127
WPP: 48
Location: Gainesville
wtf PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

SB ($1289.50)
BB ($786.30)
UTG ($683.35)
UTG+1 ($802.35)
MP1 ($706.65)
MP2 ($111)
Hero (CO) ($600)
Button ($150.70)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, K
UTG raises to $24, 3 folds, Hero calls $24, Button raises to $150.70 (All-In), 2 folds, UTG calls $126.70, Hero raises to $600 (All-In), UTG calls $449.30

Flop: ($1359.70) 3, 5, K (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($1359.70) A (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($1359.70) 3 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $1359.70 | Rake: $3

Results:
Button had A, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
UTG had 6, 2 (one pair, threes).
Hero had A, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
Outcome: Button won $229.05, Hero won $1127.65
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Sat, 10 Jan 2009, 2:35am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 2127
WPP: 48
Location: Gainesville
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

CO ($58)
Button ($508.30)
SB ($70)
BB ($400)
UTG ($213.50)
UTG+1 ($400)
MP1 ($100)
MP2 ($192.85)
Hero (MP3) ($495)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with J, J
2 folds, MP1 raises to $12, 1 fold, Hero raises to $40, 4 folds, MP1 calls $28

Flop: ($86) Q, Q, J (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $20, MP1 calls $20

Turn: ($126) 5 (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $20, MP1 calls $20

River: ($166) 5 (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $20, MP1 calls $20 (All-In)

Total pot: $206 | Rake: $3

Results:
MP1 mucked 4, 4 (two pair, Queens and fives).
Hero had J, J (full house, Jacks over Queens).
Outcome: Hero won $203
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baudib
Post Posted: Sat, 10 Jan 2009, 9:36pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 09 Aug 2005
Posts: 1828
WPP: 67

No Limit Holdem Tournament
$32000 Guarantee
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (3160)
UTG+1 (2805)
MP1 (2665)
MP2 (6190)
MP3 (2935)
CO (3535)
BTN (2565)
SB (2934)
Hero (BB) (3240)

Blinds: 25/50

Pre-flop: (75, 9 players) Hero is BB King of Spades Jack of Diamonds
6 folds, BTN raises to 150, 1 fold, Hero calls 100

Flop: Jack of Hearts Six of Hearts Jack of Clubs (325, 2 players)
Hero bets 200, BTN raises to 600, Hero calls 400

Turn: Ten of Spades (1,525, 2 players)
Hero bets 1,300, BTN goes all-in 1,815, Hero calls 515

River: King of Diamonds (5,155, 2 players)

Final Pot: 5,155
BTN shows: Ace of Hearts Five of Diamonds
Hero shows: King of Spades Jack of Diamonds

Hero wins 5,155 ( won +2,590 )
BTN lost -2,565
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Tue, 13 Jan 2009, 10:01pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 2127
WPP: 48
Location: Gainesville
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

MP2 ($114)
MP3 ($363.85)
CO ($1136.90)
Button ($1144.40)
SB ($93)
BB ($600)
UTG ($594.40)
UTG+1 ($354)
Hero (MP1) ($600)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K, K
2 folds, Hero raises to $24, 1 fold, MP3 raises to $114, CO calls $114, 3 folds, Hero raises to $600 (All-In), MP3 calls $249.85 (All-In), CO calls $486

Flop: ($1572.85) 8, 9, 2 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($1572.85) Q (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($1572.85) K (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $1572.85 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had K, K (three of a kind, Kings).
MP3 mucked Q, 5 (one pair, Queens).
CO mucked A, 5 (high card, Ace).
Outcome: Hero won $1569.85
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Monsieur_chat
Post Posted: Wed, 14 Jan 2009, 2:42pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Straight
Straight

Joined: 02 Dec 2008
Posts: 207
WPP: 112
Location: London
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($1.24)
Hero (UTG+1) ($3.60)
MP1 ($1.51)
MP2 ($0.79)
CO ($2)
Button ($3)
SB ($5.01)
BB ($2.67)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 2, Q
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.02, MP2 calls $0.02, 1 fold, Button calls $0.02, SB raises to $0.14, BB calls $0.12, 3 folds

Flop: ($0.34) 2, 10, 8 (2 players)
SB bets $0.24, BB calls $0.24

Turn: ($0.82) 9 (2 players)
SB bets $0.52, BB calls $0.52

River: ($1.86) 3 (2 players)
SB bets $4.11 (All-In), BB calls $1.77 (All-In)

Total pot: $5.40 | Rake: $0.25

Results:
SB had J, A (flush, ten high).
BB had Q, A (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: BB won $5.15
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kettleofish
Post Posted: Thu, 15 Jan 2009, 11:38am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flush
Flush

Joined: 15 May 2007
Posts: 333
WPP: 95
Location: Helllllo Richard
I need to move up to 600NL, it looks like ppl respect your raises more.
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Parasurama
Post Posted: Sat, 17 Jan 2009, 11:20pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 19 Nov 2008
Posts: 813
WPP: 69
Location: in my dad's account making him manies
wtf weekends

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($167.15)
Button ($34.20)
Hero (SB) ($100.50)
BB ($109.70)
UTG ($82.90)
UTG+1 ($17)
MP1 ($57.85)
MP3 ($100)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, Q
3 folds, MP3 raises to $4, CO calls $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $16, 2 folds, CO calls $12

Flop: ($37) 7, 6, 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $21, CO raises to $42, Hero raises to $84.50 (All-In), CO calls $42.50

Turn: ($206) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($206) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $206 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and sixes).
CO had 10, K (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero won $203
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Sun, 18 Jan 2009, 9:48pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 2127
WPP: 48
Location: Gainesville
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

SB ($608.25)
BB ($600)
UTG ($433.60)
UTG+1 ($600)
MP1 ($1079.10)
MP2 ($668.05)
CO ($1839)
Hero (Button) ($609)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, K
2 folds, MP1 raises to $1079.10 (All-In), 2 folds, Hero calls $609 (All-In), 2 folds

Flop: ($1227) Q, Q, 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($1227) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($1227) A (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $1227 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and Queens).
MP1 had 10, 5 (one pair, Queens).
Outcome: Hero won $1224
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ChrisBCritter
Post Posted: Sun, 18 Jan 2009, 11:00pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 06 Aug 2005
Posts: 770
WPP: 185
Location: Falmouth, ME
^^ Wow, that board had to make you cringe until you showed down...
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oskar
Post Posted: Mon, 19 Jan 2009, 10:46pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 1486
WPP: 98
Location: on teh button... steelin ur blindz
$0.25/$0.5 Pot Limit Holdem
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN Hero ($123.80)
BB ThrilloftheHill ($36.30)

Hero is BTN[/b] King of Hearts Jack of Diamonds
Hero raises to $1.50, ThrilloftheHill raises to $4.50, Hero calls $3

Flop: Three of Diamonds King of Diamonds Nine of Diamonds (2 players)
ThrilloftheHill bets $9, Hero calls $9

Turn: Six of Diamonds (2 players)
ThrilloftheHill goes all-in $22.80, Hero calls $22.80

River: Eight of Clubs (2 players)

Final Pot: $72.60
ThrilloftheHill shows: Four of Hearts Three of Hearts
Hero shows: King of Hearts Jack of Diamonds

Hero wins $72.10 ( won $35.80 )
ThrilloftheHill lost -$36.30
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bode
Post Posted: Tue, 20 Jan 2009, 8:48pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Straight Flush
Straight Flush

Joined: 02 May 2006
Posts: 4139
WPP: 63
Location: slow motion
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (SB) ($406.35)
BB ($200)
UTG ($201.80)
MP ($221.85)
CO ($410.85)
Button ($200)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, A
1 fold, MP calls $2, 2 folds, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold, MP calls $8

Flop: ($22) Q, 10, 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $16, MP calls $16

Turn: ($54) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $32, Hero raises to $380.35 (All-In), MP calls $163.85 (All-In)

River: ($445.70) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $445.70 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had Q, A (one pair, Queens).
MP had A, 3 (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero won $442.70
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Tue, 20 Jan 2009, 10:47pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 2127
WPP: 48
Location: Gainesville
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG ($600)
Hero (UTG+1) ($702)
MP1 ($616.05)
MP2 ($1200.90)
CO ($2372.40)
Button ($752.15)
SB ($2356.55)
BB ($777)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 7, 2
UTG calls $6, 3 folds, CO raises to $30, 3 folds, UTG calls $24

Flop: ($69) 8, 5, J (2 players)
UTG checks, CO bets $42, UTG calls $42

Turn: ($153) Q (2 players)
UTG checks, CO bets $125, UTG calls $125

River: ($403) 7 (2 players)
UTG checks, CO bets $325, UTG calls $325

Total pot: $1053 | Rake: $3

Results:
UTG mucked A, A (one pair, Aces).
CO had 10, 9 (straight, Queen high).
Outcome: CO won $1050
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swiggidy
Post Posted: Wed, 21 Jan 2009, 10:56pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 3545
WPP: 106
Location: Collecting $eV
Of course I brick the entire deck

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($18.05)
BB ($4.40)
Hero (UTG) ($27.15)
MP ($40.05)
CO ($12)
Button ($25)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A, Q
Hero raises to $1, 1 fold, CO calls $1, 2 folds, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($3.10) 8, 10, 8 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3, CO calls $3, 1 fold

Turn: ($9.10) J (2 players)
Hero bets $8, CO calls $8 (All-In)

River: ($25.10) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $25.10 | Rake: $1.20

Results:
Hero had A, Q (one pair, eights).
CO had 6, 6 (full house, sixes over eights).
Outcome: CO won $23.90
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oskar
Post Posted: Thu, 22 Jan 2009, 5:39am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 1486
WPP: 98
Location: on teh button... steelin ur blindz
I think villain played that 66 hand fine.
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nutsinho
Post Posted: Thu, 22 Jan 2009, 6:47am    Post subject: Reply with quote
midstakes donk
midstakes donk

Joined: 08 Sep 2005
Posts: 2979
WPP: 43
Location: flattin ur 4bets, makin u tilt
lol
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oskar
Post Posted: Thu, 22 Jan 2009, 1:31pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 1486
WPP: 98
Location: on teh button... steelin ur blindz
Don't lol me!
Apart from shortstacking and flatting preflop, it's not that bad. I'm seeing dumber things every other hand at these stakes.

Today for example... and that's not even worth posting imo... I mean he has a pair!

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
[url=http://www.flopturnriver.com/reviews/Online-Poker-FullTilt.php]Full Tilt Poker[/url]
8 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG poker-mohi ($11.85)
UTG 1 FaceYourEnd ($57.35)
MP1 Bibinelu ($62.55)
MP2 TXHOTHEAD ($10.00)
CO albertcheng1 ($59.05)
BTN BicLANCIA ($45.25)
SB Edo_the_kid ($95.85)
BB Hero ($58.15)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 8 players) Hero is BB King of Spades King of Diamonds
2 folds, Bibinelu calls $0.50, 1 fold, albertcheng1 raises to $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, Bibinelu calls $3, albertcheng1 calls $2.50

Flop: Eight of Diamonds Ten of Clubs Three of Diamonds ($10.75, 3 players)
Hero bets $6, Bibinelu calls $6, albertcheng1 folds

Turn: Four of Spades ($22.75, 2 players)
Hero bets $21.50, Bibinelu calls $21.50

River: Seven of Diamonds ($65.75, 2 players)
Hero goes all-in $27.15, Bibinelu calls $27.15

Final Pot: $120.05
Hero shows: King of Spades King of Diamonds
Bibinelu shows: King of Hearts Ten of Spades

Hero wins $117.05 ( won $58.90 )
Bibinelu lost -$58.15
albertcheng1 lost -$3.50


Last edited by oskar on Mon, 26 Jan 2009, 7:40pm; edited 1 time in total
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Parasurama
Post Posted: Sat, 24 Jan 2009, 9:56pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 19 Nov 2008
Posts: 813
WPP: 69
Location: in my dad's account making him manies
I wasn't even that happy about the river call...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (MP3) ($112.35)
CO ($190.65)
SB ($128.75)
BB ($100)
UTG+1 ($112.55)
MP1 ($18)
MP2 ($74)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A, Q
3 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, CO calls $3.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($8.50) 6, 5, 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $5.30, CO calls $5.30

Turn: ($19.10) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $13, CO calls $13

River: ($45.10) K (2 players)
Hero bets $31, CO raises to $168.85 (All-In), Hero calls $59.55 (All-In)

Total pot: $226.20 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had A, Q (flush, Ace high).
CO had A, 7 (one pair, fives).
Outcome: Hero won $223.20
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Sun, 25 Jan 2009, 1:54am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 2127
WPP: 48
Location: Gainesville
a little overboard on the tarp there buddy

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

SB ($496)
Hero (BB) ($400)
UTG ($184.40)
UTG+1 ($612.10)
MP1 ($423.05)
MP2 ($137.70)
MP3 ($400)
CO ($135.80)
Button ($1521.45)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 10, A
7 folds, SB calls $2, Hero raises to $16, SB calls $12

Flop: ($32) A, 3, 10 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $20, SB calls $20

Turn: ($72) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $52, SB calls $52

River: ($176) 9 (2 players)
SB bets $75, Hero raises to $312 (All-In), SB calls $237

Total pot: $800 | Rake: $3

Results:
SB had A, A (three of a kind, Aces).
Hero had 10, A (two pair, Aces and tens).
Outcome: SB won $797
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nutsinho
Post Posted: Sun, 25 Jan 2009, 2:48am    Post subject: Reply with quote
midstakes donk
midstakes donk

Joined: 08 Sep 2005
Posts: 2979
WPP: 43
Location: flattin ur 4bets, makin u tilt
0\/\//\/3[)
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Fri, 30 Jan 2009, 4:23am    Post subject: Reply with quote
{NSFW - nipple}
{NSFW - nipple}

Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 2186
WPP: 107
Location: The Loser's Lounge
The guy with AA was a 15/11 nit. But hey, it's BvB, no one ever has anything right? 5 high g00t then!

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($197.00)
CO ($212.00)
BTN ($492.40)
SB ($197.25)
Hero (BB) ($258.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BB Queen of Spades Two of Clubs
1 fold, CO bets $7, BTN bets $24, 1 fold, Hero folds, CO bets $58, BTN goes all-in $468.40, CO goes all-in $147

Flop: Ten of Clubs Six of Hearts Five of Clubs ($707.40, 2 players)

Turn: Jack of Hearts ($707.40, 2 players)

River: Jack of Clubs ($707.40, 2 players)

Final Pot: $707.40
CO shows: Four of Hearts Five of Hearts
BTN shows: Ace of Spades Ace of Hearts

BTN wins $704.40 ( won +$212 )
CO lost -$212
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Fri, 30 Jan 2009, 12:04pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 2127
WPP: 48
Location: Gainesville
PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG+1 ($588)
MP1 ($349.70)
MP2 ($609)
CO ($799.20)
Button ($752.55)
Hero (SB) ($600)
BB ($1149.30)
UTG ($948)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 10, 10
2 folds, MP1 raises to $18, 3 folds, Hero calls $15, 1 fold

Flop: ($42) 7, 5, 10 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets $24, Hero raises to $66, MP1 raises to $237.90, Hero raises to $409.80, MP1 calls $93.80 (All-In)

Turn: ($705.40) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($705.40) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $705.40 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had 10, 10 (three of a kind, tens).
MP1 mucked A, 6 (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: Hero won $702.40
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oskar
Post Posted: Fri, 30 Jan 2009, 9:48pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 1486
WPP: 98
Location: on teh button... steelin ur blindz
$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
HoldemManager
8 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Peshko5 ($50.00)
UTG 1 sak1813 ($69.85)
MP1 SteamRoller6 ($56.05)
MP2 gandreu ($48.75)
CO OlchinSpence ($50.00)
BTN Belzeboob ($60.95)
SB Hero ($53.80)
BB DaniDX ($54.50)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 8 players) Hero is SB Ace of Diamonds Ace of Spades
1 fold, sak1813 raises to $1.75, 4 folds, Hero raises to $5.75, DaniDX calls $5.25, 1 fold

Flop: Jack of Spades Queen of Hearts Five of Spades ($13.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $10, DaniDX calls $10

Turn: Eight of Diamonds ($33.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $20, DaniDX calls $20

River: Two of Diamonds ($73.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $18.05, DaniDX calls $18.05

Final Pot: $109.35
Hero shows: Ace of Diamonds Ace of Spades
DaniDX shows: Ten of Hearts King of Clubs

Hero wins $106 ( won $52.20 )
DaniDX lost -$53.80
sak1813 lost -$1.75
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oskar
Post Posted: Fri, 30 Jan 2009, 11:11pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 1486
WPP: 98
Location: on teh button... steelin ur blindz
$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
HoldemManager
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN Hero ($102.00)
SB burline1 ($59.47)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 2 players) Hero is BTN Two of Hearts Queen of Diamonds
burline1 calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: Six of Hearts Two of Spades Queen of Hearts ($1, 2 players)
Hero bets $0.75, burline1 raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5.50, burline1 calls $4

Turn: Two of Clubs ($12, 2 players)
Hero bets $10, burline1 calls $10

River: Five of Diamonds ($32, 2 players)
Hero bets $25, burline1 goes all-in $43.47, Hero calls $18.47

Final Pot: $118.94
Hero shows: Two of Hearts Queen of Diamonds
burline1 shows: King of Diamonds Six of Spades

Hero wins $116 ( won +$56.53 )
burline1 lost -$59.47
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DoanDiggy
Post Posted: Sat, 31 Jan 2009, 8:56am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Deanglow wrote:
wtf

...

Button had A, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
UTG had 6, 2 (one pair, threes).
Hero had A, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
Outcome: Button won $229.05, Hero won $1127.65


Am I the only one who finds it funny that UTG was actually making a soulread here and calling when he had the most equity in the 3 way pot? Crazy but true.
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Sat, 31 Jan 2009, 12:11pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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yeah sick soulread by him
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Parasurama
Post Posted: Sat, 31 Jan 2009, 1:31pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I finally know what people are minraising me on the turn with:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($100)
SB ($222.70)
BB ($80.25)
UTG ($120.90)
UTG+1 ($178.45)
Hero (MP2) ($102.50)
MP3 ($131.15)
CO ($20.10)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 2, 2
2 folds, Hero raises to $3, MP3 calls $3, 2 folds, SB calls $2.50, BB calls $2

Flop: ($12) Q, Q, 2 (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $9, MP3 calls $9, 2 folds

Turn: ($30) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $22, MP3 raises to $44, Hero raises to $90.50 (All-In), MP3 calls $46.50

River: ($211) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $211 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had 2, 2 (full house, twos over Queens).
MP3 had 10, K (two pair, Queens and sevens).
Outcome: Hero won $208
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ChrisBCritter
Post Posted: Sat, 31 Jan 2009, 2:37pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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DoanDiggy wrote:
Am I the only one who finds it funny that UTG was actually making a soulread here and calling when he had the most equity in the 3 way pot? Crazy but true.
Holy shit. That is actually mind blowing.
Code:
pokenum  -h ah kd  - ac kh  - 6s 2s
Holdem Hi: 1370754 enumerated boards
cards     win   %win    lose  %lose     tie   %tie     EV
Kd Ah   29255   2.13  625993  45.67  715506  52.20  0.282
Ac Kh   17477   1.27  637771  46.53  715506  52.20  0.273
6s 2s  608516  44.39  755914  55.15    6324   0.46  0.445
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Parasurama
Post Posted: Sat, 31 Jan 2009, 3:36pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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ChrisBCritter wrote:
DoanDiggy wrote:
Am I the only one who finds it funny that UTG was actually making a soulread here and calling when he had the most equity in the 3 way pot? Crazy but true.
Holy shit. That is actually mind blowing.
Code:
pokenum  -h ah kd  - ac kh  - 6s 2s
Holdem Hi: 1370754 enumerated boards
cards     win   %win    lose  %lose     tie   %tie     EV
Kd Ah   29255   2.13  625993  45.67  715506  52.20  0.282
Ac Kh   17477   1.27  637771  46.53  715506  52.20  0.273
6s 2s  608516  44.39  755914  55.15    6324   0.46  0.445


Yeah, this is why we think in ranges
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DoanDiggy
Post Posted: Sun, 01 Feb 2009, 12:37am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Soulreaders don't need ranges.
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Fri, 06 Feb 2009, 1:16am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Location: Gainesville
how not to play kings imo

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

SB ($98.25)
Hero (BB) ($638.95)
UTG ($1416.40)
UTG+1 ($1634.20)
MP1 ($392.20)
MP2 ($1039.10)
CO ($1038.90)
Button ($762.10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7, A
6 folds, SB calls $3, Hero raises to $30, SB calls $24

Flop: ($60) A, 3, 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $30, SB raises to $68.25 (All-In), Hero calls $38.25

Turn: ($196.50) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($196.50) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $196.50 | Rake: $3

Results:
SB had K, K (one pair, Kings).
Hero had 7, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: Hero won $193.50
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oskar
Post Posted: Fri, 06 Feb 2009, 11:35am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 1486
WPP: 98
Location: on teh button... steelin ur blindz
3rd barrel... it just might work.

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem

Stacks:
BTN Hero ($59.93)
BB natpoker3 ($39.30)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 2 players) Hero is BTN Queen of Hearts Eight of Spades
Hero raises to $1.50, natpoker3 raises to $2.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: Queen of Clubs Four of Hearts Five of Diamonds ($5, 2 players)
natpoker3 bets $5, Hero calls $5

Turn: Three of Hearts ($15, 2 players)
natpoker3 bets $15, Hero calls $15

River: Ten of Spades ($45, 2 players)
natpoker3 goes all-in $16.80, Hero calls $16.80

Final Pot: $78.60
Hero shows: Queen of Hearts Eight of Spades
natpoker3 shows: Three of Clubs Ace of Clubs

Hero wins $78.10 ( won $38.80 )
natpoker3 lost -$39.30
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Post Posted: Thu, 12 Feb 2009, 4:41pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Location: My ice is polarized
No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($98)
Button ($86.79)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, 7

Flop: ($1) 10, A, A (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $20, Hero calls $20

Turn: ($41) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $10, Hero calls $10

River: ($61) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $20, Hero raises $66, Button calls $35.29

Total pot: $171.58

Results:
Button had 3, J (one pair, Aces).
Hero had A, 7 (full house, Aces over sevens).
Outcome: Hero won $182.29
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bigspenda73
Post Posted: Thu, 12 Feb 2009, 5:50pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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that was against Otter right?
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swiggidy
Post Posted: Fri, 13 Feb 2009, 6:24pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Location: Collecting $eV
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($3.95)
SB ($38.05)
BB ($33.20)
Hero (UTG) ($26.70)
MP ($21.85)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9, 9
Hero raises to $1, 3 folds, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.10) 4, 8, 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.50, BB calls $1.50

Turn: ($5.10) 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($5.10) 5 (2 players)
BB bets $4, Hero raises to $24.20 (All-In), BB calls $20.20

Total pot: $53.50 | Rake: $2.65

Results:
BB had 10, 10 (straight, eight high).
Hero had 9, 9 (straight, nine high).
Outcome: Hero won $50.85
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thizzSantaCruz
Post Posted: Wed, 18 Feb 2009, 6:47pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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*edit* didnt notice guy had a double gut giving him odds to call. proves where my hand reading skills are.
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Post Posted: Fri, 20 Feb 2009, 1:28am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I knew he wasnt good, but this threw me...


No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($45.35)
Hero (MP) ($108.70)
Button ($47.95)
SB ($54.13)
BB ($47.75)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A, A
1 fold, Hero raises $1.75, 1 fold, SB calls $1.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($4) 4, J, 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, SB calls $3

Turn: ($10) 10 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, SB calls $7

River: ($24) 6 (2 players)
SB bets $24, Hero raises $48, SB calls $18.38 (All-In)

Total pot: $108.76

Results:
SB had A, 3 (one pair, threes).
Hero had A, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: Hero won $112.38
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bigspenda73
Post Posted: Fri, 20 Feb 2009, 11:30am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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he soul-read the As in your hand
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yourfather
Post Posted: Sun, 22 Feb 2009, 7:15pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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LOL awesome overshove here on turn. I mean he has 3 outs for a split!

Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $39.95
BB: $50
UTG: $40.85
MP: $34.95
Hero (CO): $51
BTN: $67.10

Pre-Flop: TClub ASpade dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, Hero raises to $2, BTN folds, SB calls $1.75, BB folds

Flop: ($4.50) JSpade QHeart AHeart (2 Players)
SB bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

Turn: ($13.50) KDiamond (2 Players)
SB bets $33.45 and is All-In, Hero calls $33.45

River: ($80.40) 9Club (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $80.40 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed 3Spade KClub (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$39.95 NET)
Hero showed TClub ASpade (a straight, Ace high) and WON $77.40 (+$37.45 NET)
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Post Posted: Mon, 23 Feb 2009, 7:41pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 1486
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Location: on teh button... steelin ur blindz
It hurts to watch.

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($50.79)
CO ($6.72)
BTN ($13.55)
SB ($17.30)
Hero (BB) ($67.16)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 5 players) Hero is BB Six of Diamonds Five of Diamonds
1 fold, CO calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: Nine of Clubs Queen of Hearts King of Diamonds ($2, 4 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $1, 1 fold, SB calls $1, Hero folds

Turn: Seven of Hearts ($4, 2 players)
CO bets $1, SB calls $1

River: Four of Diamonds ($6, 2 players)
CO bets $1.50, SB calls $1.50

Final Pot: $9
CO shows: Queen of Diamonds King of Hearts

CO wins $8.78 ( won $4.78 )
BTN lost -$0.50
SB lost -$4
Hero lost -$0.50
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Post Posted: Tue, 24 Feb 2009, 3:02am    Post subject: Reply with quote
{NSFW - nipple}
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO ($285.80)
Hero (BTN) ($264.70)
SB ($202.00)
BB ($209.65)

Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players) Hero is BTN King of Hearts Ace of Hearts
1 fold, Hero bets $6, SB calls $5, 1 fold

Flop: Queen of Hearts Jack of Hearts Ten of Hearts ($14, 2 players)

Head asplode!




SB bets $20,

Head asplode!!

Hero calls $20

Turn: Seven of Clubs ($54, 2 players)
SB bets $40, Hero calls $40

Head asplode!!!

River: Two of Clubs ($134, 2 players)
SB bets $40, Hero goes all-in $198.70, SB goes all-in $96

Head asplode!!!!

Final Pot: $468.70
Hero shows: King of Hearts Ace of Hearts

SB shows: Nine of Clubs Ace of Clubs

ShockedShockedShockedHEAD ASPLODE!!!!!ShockedShockedShocked

Hero wins $466.70 ( won +$202 )
SB lost -$202
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Post Posted: Tue, 24 Feb 2009, 6:35am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Wow, that is the sickest hand all-around that I think I've ever seen. You flop the eternal nuts and he proceeds to stack off with A-high. I guess he put you on Ah8?
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Post Posted: Tue, 24 Feb 2009, 4:05pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Full Tilt Pot-Limit Omaha, $4.00 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($588.60)
Button ($195.40)
SB ($609.05)
BB ($406)
Hero (UTG) ($527)
MP ($94)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J, K, K, 4
Hero bets $12, MP calls $12, 2 folds, SB calls $10, 1 fold

Flop: ($40) J, 2, 4 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $32, 1 fold, SB raises to $64, Hero raises to $232, SB calls $168

Turn: ($504) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $283 (All-In), SB calls $283

River: ($1070) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $1070 | Rake: $3

Results:
SB had Q, A, J, K (one pair, Jacks).
Hero had J, K, K, 4 (two pair, Jacks and fours).
Outcome: Hero won $1067
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Post Posted: Tue, 24 Feb 2009, 4:29pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Is that standard play with two pair or did you just have a read that SB was that bad?
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Post Posted: Tue, 24 Feb 2009, 4:39pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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floosh draw
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DoanDiggy
Post Posted: Tue, 24 Feb 2009, 4:41pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Oh, duh. Omaha is soooooo confusing Wink
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Post Posted: Tue, 24 Feb 2009, 6:14pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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obv SB was wondering how he ended up with 4 hole cards.
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Post Posted: Tue, 24 Feb 2009, 6:21pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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And he had top-top!
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Post Posted: Wed, 25 Feb 2009, 5:53pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Villain is aggro retarded fish and bets every time he is checked to, usually full pot with ATC.

Everyone is isoing him and winning monies.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $106.85
Hero (BB): $103.55
UTG: $178.05
MP: $122.60
CO: $50
BTN: $50

Pre-Flop: 5Heart 9Heart dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG calls $0.50, MP folds, CO calls $0.50, BTN folds, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: ($2) TClub KHeart 7Heart (4 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets $1.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($5) 6Heart (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $4.50, Hero calls $4.50

River: ($14) 4Diamond (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $41.50, Hero calls $41.50

Results: $97 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 5Heart 9Heart (a flush, King high) and WON $94 (+$46 NET)
UTG showed TSpade KClub (two pair, Kings and Tens) and LOST (-$48 NET)


SB is same villain

Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $109.10
Hero (BTN): $146.80
SB: $123.25
BB: $121.60
UTG: $50
MP: $60.15

Pre-Flop: 6Heart 3Club dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG raises to $1.75, MP calls $1.75, 2 folds, SB calls $1.50, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($7) 4Club AClub 5Diamond (4 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $4.50, MP folds, SB calls $4.50, BB raises to $15, UTG folds, SB calls $10.50

Turn: ($41.50) 2Diamond (2 Players)
SB checks, BB bets $20, SB calls $20

River: ($81.50) QHeart (2 Players)
SB bets $10, BB calls $10

Results: $101.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed 7Club 5Heart (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$46.75 NET)
BB showed AHeart 4Heart (two pair, Aces and Fours) and WON $98.50 (+$51.75 NET)
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