Couple of the dumbest things I saw today

I just found this thread! He hit his gin card

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 0.00 BB (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP3 (3570.00)
CO (3050.00)
Button (4290.00)
Hero (SB) (2690.00)
BB (3390.00)
UTG (5705.00)
UTG+1 (2235.00)
MP1 (2545.00)
MP2 (2785.00)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4

7

1 fold, UTG+1 calls 60.00, 4 folds, Button calls 60.00, Hero calls 30.00, BB checks

Flop: (240.00) 6

5

3

(4 players)
Hero bets 150.00, BB calls 150.00, 1 fold, Button calls 150.00

Turn: (690.00) A

(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, Button bets 660.00, Hero raises to 2480.00 (All-In), 1 fold, Button calls 1820.00

River: (5650.00) 10

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 5650.00 | Rake: 0.00

Results in white below:
Button had A

9

(one pair, Aces)
Hero had 4

7

(straight, seven high)
Outcome: Hero won 5650.00

obv they both have AK

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 30.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB (2341.00)
Hero (UTG) (4425.00)
UTG+1 (5097.00)
MP1 (4081.00)
MP2 (3090.00)
MP3 (2558.00)
CO (2805.00)
Button (2633.00)
SB (3060.00)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6

K

2 folds, MP1 calls 30.00, 1 fold, MP3 raises to 150.00, 2 folds, SB raises to 450.00, 1 fold, MP1 calls 420.00, MP3 raises to 1320.00, SB calls 870.00, MP1 calls 870.00

Flop: (3990.00) 5

7

8

(3 players)
SB bets 1740.00 (All-In), MP1 calls 1740.00, MP3 calls 1238.00 (All-In)

Turn: (8708.00) 8

(3 players, 2 all-in)

River: (8708.00) 7

(3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: 8708.00 | Rake: 0.00

Results in white below:
SB had A

A

(two pair, Aces and eights)
MP1 had 4

4

(two pair, eights and sevens)
MP3 had K

K

(two pair, Kings and eights)
Outcome: SB won 8708.00

Sets are not the nuts.

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($91.25)
UTG+1 ($111.83)
CO ($78.16)
BTN ($97.95)
SB ($100.71)
BB ($88.04)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is UTG Seven of Clubs

Hero folds, 2 folds, BTN raises to $2, SB calls $1.50, BB calls $1

Flop: Queen of Spades

($6, 3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $6, BTN calls $6, SB raises to $98.71, BB folds, BTN folds

Final Pot: $116.71
BTN shows Jack of Spades

SB wins $115.27 ( won +$14.56 )
BTN lost -$8.00
BB lost -$8.00

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($69.86)
UTG+1 ($89.66)
CO ($58.59)
Hero ($126.60)
SB ($91.20)
BB ($105.96)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is BTN Nine of Diamonds

2 folds, CO raises to $4, Hero folds, 1 fold, BB calls $3

Flop: Eight of Spades

($8.50, 2 players)
BB checks, CO bets $4.25, BB calls $4.25

Turn: Three of Diamonds

($17, 2 players)
BB checks, CO checks

River: Ten of Spades

($17, 2 players)
BB bets $8.50, CO calls $8.50

Final Pot: $34
CO shows: Ten of Diamonds

BB shows:

CO wins $31.96 ( won +$15.21 )
BB lost -$16.75

He tanked hard before each action post-flop. I thought maybe he had ATo and was having second thoughts when he let the timer run down before calling off the rest of his stack.

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG _Noxie ($141.95)
UTG 1 kettusis ($429.85)
CO andysmash75 ($235.90)
BTN Hero ($243.40)
SB MAT031 ($266.35)
BB RumInThRain ($178.25)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is BTN King of Hearts

_Noxie bets $8, 2 folds, Hero calls $8, 2 folds

Flop: Ace of Diamonds

($19, 2 players)
_Noxie bets $14, Hero bets $40, _Noxie bets $70, Hero goes all-in $195.40, _Noxie goes all-in $49.95

Turn: Jack of Hearts

($388.35, 2 players)

River: Eight of Hearts

($388.35, 2 players)

Final Pot: $388.35
Hero shows: King of Hearts

_Noxie shows: Six of Diamonds

Hero wins $385.35 ( won $141.95 )
_Noxie lost -$141.95

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($19.75)
BB ($23.75)
UTG ($13.60)
MP ($15)
CO ($17.25)
Button ($67.55)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q

A

UTG calls $0.25, MP (poster) checks, 2 folds, Hero raises $1.40, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.50) 5

3

9

(2 players)
Hero bets $2.75, UTG calls $2.75

Turn: ($9) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG calls $6

River: ($21) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets $4, UTG calls $3.35 (All-In)

Total pot: $27.70

Results in white below:
UTG: Two of Diamonds

Outcome: Hero won $27.05

UTG: OMG, freaking idiots.

May I present: the man who hates money.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($51.30)
BB ($63.95)
UTG ($35.50)
MP ($50.45)
CO ($58.75)
Hero (Button) ($50.60)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Seven of Spades

UTG calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, BB raises to $2.50, UTG calls $2, Hero calls $2, SB calls $2

Flop: ($10) Six of Spades

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $6.50, 2 folds, UTG raises to $33 (All-In), Hero calls $26.50

Turn: ($76) King of Spades

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($76) Ten of Diamonds

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $76 | Rake: $3

Results:
UTG had Four of Diamonds

(one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero won $73

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (MP3) ($496.95)
CO ($417)
Button ($406)
SB ($374)
BB ($348)
UTG ($466)
UTG+1 ($441.45)
MP1 ($386)
MP2 ($416)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

, K

2 folds, MP1 raises to $16, 1 fold, Hero calls $16, 4 folds

Flop: ($38) 2

, 6

, 4

(2 players)
MP1 bets $16, Hero raises to $48, MP1 calls $32

Turn: ($134) 10

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

River: ($134) K

(2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $104, MP1 calls $104

Total pot: $342 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
MP1 mucked J

, A

(high card, Ace).
Hero had A

, K

(one pair, Kings).
Outcome: Hero won $339

CAN I POST TOOO??????????????????????

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($200.00)
UTG+1 ($106.35)
CO ($89.40)
Hero ($419.00)
SB ($72.60)
BB ($200.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is BTN King of Hearts

1 fold, UTG+1 calls $2, CO raises to $4, Hero calls $4, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $2

Flop: Seven of Diamonds

($15, 3 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: Five of Hearts

($15, 3 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO bets $4, Hero calls $4, UTG+1 raises to $10, CO calls $6, Hero calls $6

River: Nine of Hearts

($45, 3 players)
UTG+1 bets $46, CO calls $46, Hero goes all-in $405, UTG+1 goes all-in $46.35, CO goes all-in $29.40

Final Pot: $305.10
UTG+1 shows: Six of Spades

CO shows:

Hero shows: King of Hearts

Hero wins $614.75 ( won +$195.75 )
UTG+1 lost -$106.35
CO lost -$89.40

Lol, I'm trying in vain to work out who played worst there.

By you or by everyone?

I'm in awe of CO in that hand. Min-raise after a limper with 68o; weak bet and then just calls a small raise when he hits the miracle nuts, on a flush draw board... good jorb, CO, you've made me want to accelerate to 200 NL as quick as I can!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

SB ($505)
BB ($133.75)
UTG ($512.10)
UTG+1 ($428.50)
MP1 ($396.50)
Hero (MP2) ($406)
CO ($186)
Button ($398)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K

, A

3 folds, Hero raises to $12, 1 fold, Button calls $12, 1 fold, BB raises to $40, Hero raises to $108, 1 fold, BB calls $68

Flop: ($230) 2

, 5

, 7

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $32, 1 fold

Total pot: $230 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
Hero didn't show
Outcome: Hero won $227

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($20.30)
MP ($40.85)
CO ($35)
Button ($40.15)
SB ($55.25)
Hero (BB) ($52.05)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Nine of Diamonds

1 fold, MP calls $0.50, CO checks, Button calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($2.25) Nine of Spades

(4 players)
Hero bets $2, MP calls $2, 2 folds

Turn: ($6.25) King of Spades

(2 players)
Hero bets $4, MP calls $4

River: ($14.25) Queen of Diamonds

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $4, Hero calls $4

Total pot: $22.25 | Rake: $1.10

Villain had JTo with no spade. No, you can't have his screen name. If it's any consolation, he'll be broke in a matter of hours anyway.

I fail at hero calling.

Villain is scared of the flush card imo.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (4 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($143.20)
Button ($184.60)
Hero (SB) ($257.15)
BB ($204.90)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7

, 7

UTG raises to $6, Button calls $6, Hero calls $5, 1 fold

Flop: ($20) 10

, Q

, 3

(3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $4, 1 fold, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($28) Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $6, Hero calls $6

River: ($40) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

Total pot: $40 | Rake: $1.90

Results in white below:
Hero had 7

, 7

(two pair, Queens and sevens).
UTG had Q

, 10

(full house, Queens over tens).
Outcome: UTG won $38.10

hahahahahahaha

FTR Hand History Converter Output (intended for copying and pasting into poker forums!):
PokerStars Limit Hold'em, $6.00 BB (4 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with A

, A

UTG calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, BB calls, UTG calls

Flop: (6.33333 SB) 8

, 3

, A

(3 players)
BB checks, UTG bets, Hero calls, 1 fold

Turn: (4.16667 BB) 3

(2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG calls

River: (8.16667 BB) K

(2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls

Total pot: $97 (16.16667 BB) | Rake: $2

Results:
Hero had A

, A

(full house, Aces over threes).
UTG had K

, 6

(two pair, Kings and threes).

I will feel your cards with my bet-tennae!

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($118.40)
Hero (UTG) ($100)
Button ($193.10)
SB ($95)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J

, J

Hero raises to $3, Button calls $3, SB raises to $5, 1 fold, Hero raises to $9, 1 fold, SB calls $4

Flop: ($22) 3

, K

, 8

(2 players)
SB bets $6, Hero calls $6

Turn: ($34) 6

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $13, 1 fold

Total pot: $34 | Rake: $1.70

--

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($85.70)
Hero (MP) ($101.65)
CO ($104.15)
Button ($203.40)
SB ($70.50)
BB ($20)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A

, K

1 fold, Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, SB calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($7) 3

, 4

, 10

(2 players)
SB bets $4, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($15) J

(2 players)
SB bets $7, Hero calls $7

River: ($29) A

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $11, 1 fold

Total pot: $29 | Rake: $1.45

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Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($78.70)
Hero (MP) ($114.65)
Button ($108.15)
SB ($141.80)
BB ($36.95)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 7

, 9

UTG raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 1 fold, SB calls $2.50, BB calls $2

Flop: ($12) 6

, 5

, J

(4 players)
SB checks, BB bets $6, 1 fold, Hero folds, SB calls $6

Turn: ($24) 3

(2 players)
SB checks, BB bets $13, SB calls $13

River: ($50) 4

(2 players)
SB checks, BB bets $4, SB calls $4

Total pot: $58 | Rake: $2.90

Results:
SB had 9

, 9

(one pair, nines).
BB had 4

, Q

(one pair, fours).
Outcome: SB won $55.10

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Same villain in all three of those btw - being first to act must make it nervous.

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($206.00)
UTG+1 ($214.00)
CO ($292.45)
BTN ($199.00)
SB ($200.00)
Hero ($287.95)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is BB Eight of Diamonds

1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $8, CO calls $8, BTN calls $8, 1 fold, Hero calls $6

Flop: Three of Spades

($33, 4 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, CO bets $16, 1 fold, Hero calls $16, UTG+1 folds

Turn: Ten of Spades

($65, 2 players)
Hero bets $44, CO raises to $88, Hero goes all-in $263.95, CO calls $175.95

River: Queen of Clubs

($592.90, 2 players)

Final Pot: $592.90
Hero shows: Eight of Diamonds

CO shows:

Hero wins $589.90 ( won +$301.95 )
BTN lost -$8.00
UTG+1 lost -$8.00
CO lost -$287.95

Pleasenoheartspleasenoheartspleasenoheartspleasenoheartspleasenoheartspleasenoheartspleasenoheartspleasenoheartspleasenohearts...
Please...
no....
running 9s or Qs... wat?

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Smuli86 ($97.50)
BTN werekorren ($82.20)
SB Hero ($198.40)
BB bine101 ($20.00)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is SB Ace of Spades

Smuli86 calls $1, werekorren bets $4, Hero bets $13, 1 fold, Smuli86 snap calls $12.50, werekorren calls $9.50

Flop: Ace of Hearts

($41.50, 3 players)
Hero bets $29, Smuli86 snap bets $58, werekorren snap goes all-in $68.70, Hero bets $68.70, Smuli86 thinks for a long time and then goes all-in $26

Turn: Queen of Hearts

($291.90, 3 players)

River: Ten of Spades

($291.90, 3 players)

Final Pot: $291.90
Smuli86 shows: Nine of Clubs

werekorren shows: Ace of Clubs

Hero shows: Ace of Spades

Hero wins $289.90 ( won $178.70 )
Smuli86 lost -$97.50
werekorren lost -$82.20

Ha no one had Jack!

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($33.00)
UTG+1 ($293.35)
CO ($191.00)
Hero ($278.00)
SB ($169.00)
BB ($212.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is BTN Queen of Hearts

2 folds, CO raises to $6, Hero calls $6, 2 folds

Flop: Nine of Spades

($15, 2 players)
CO bets $12, Hero calls $12

Turn: Jack of Spades

($39, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $22, CO calls $22

River: Ten of Clubs

($83, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $83
Hero shows: Queen of Hearts

CO shows:

Hero wins $80 ( won +$40 )
CO lost -$40.00

Gotta love 2/4 LHE.

FTR Hand History Converter Output (intended for copying and pasting into poker forums!):
PokerStars Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9

, 10

Hero raises, 1 fold, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls

Flop: (8 SB) 9

, A

, 10

(4 players)
SB bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, 1 fold, BB calls, Hero calls

Turn: (10.5 BB) 9

(3 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, Button 3-bets, BB calls, Hero caps, Button calls, BB calls

River: (22.5 BB) 9

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, 1 fold

Total pot: $98 (24.5 BB) | Rake: $2

Results :
Button mucked 5

, 2

(flush, Ace high).
Hero had 9

, 10

(four of a kind, nines).
Outcome: Hero won $96

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($182.00)
UTG+1 ($200.00)
CO ($355.70)
BTN ($139.05)
Hero ($335.85)
BB ($141.35)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is SB Six of Hearts

UTG calls $2, 3 folds, Hero calls $1, BB checks

Flop: Jack of Clubs

($6, 3 players)
Hero bets $6, BB folds, UTG calls $6

Turn: Jack of Hearts

($18, 2 players)
Hero bets $14, UTG raises to $28, Hero calls $14

River: Eight of Diamonds

($74, 2 players)
Hero bets $40, UTG calls $40

Final Pot: $154
UTG shows: Five of Clubs

Hero shows: Six of Hearts

Hero wins $151 ( won +$75 )
UTG lost -$76.00
BB lost -$2.00

That may just be the winner of dumbest hand ever Fnord.

^^^ really nh fnord

standard call with 55.

i remember someone calling a shove on the river with 22 on a QQQ2Q board.. live tourney. it was great

Fnord wins. Epic turn and river action.

"I made a G today"
But you did it in a gambler's way,
Takin' money from the fish
"I gotta get paid"
Well hey, that's the way it is...

Now for the man whom is mostly responsible for this. He was running 69/47/4 and would play every single pot he was in for stacks if he hit any piece. He actually ran his stack up to $1600 through his insane aggression and killer suckouts. Then the universe righted it self.

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG gopherizer ($693.45)
CO ludvig1958 ($378.00)
BTN Hero ($218.15)
SB jukki1 ($821.10)
BB fcukAduck ($505.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BTN Ten of Hearts

2 folds, Hero bets $6, jukki1 calls $5, 1 fold

Flop: Ace of Hearts

($14, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $14, Hero calls $14

Turn: Queen of Spades

($42, 2 players)
jukki1 checks, Hero bets $20, jukki1 bets $40, Hero calls $20

River: Six of Hearts

($122, 2 players)
jukki1 bets $122, Hero goes all-in $158.15, jukki1 calls $36.15

Final Pot: $438.30
Hero shows: Ten of Hearts

jukki1 shows: Four of Diamonds

Hero wins $435.30 ( won $217.15 )
jukki1 lost -$218.15

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG jukki1 ($666.40)
CO fcukAduck ($469.00)
BTN gopherizer ($648.45)
SB ludvig1958 ($392.90)
BB Hero ($415.80)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BB Queen of Hearts

jukki1 bets $14, 3 folds, Hero calls $12

Flop: Two of Hearts

($29, 2 players)
Hero checks, jukki1 bets $29, Hero calls $29

Turn: Nine of Diamonds

($87, 2 players)
Hero checks, jukki1 bets $87, Hero calls $87

River: Ten of Clubs

($261, 2 players)
Hero checks, jukki1 bets $261, Hero goes all-in $285.80, jukki1 calls $24.80

Final Pot: $832.60
Hero shows: Queen of Hearts

jukki1 shows: Five of Diamonds

Hero wins $829.60 ( won $413.80 )
jukki1 lost -$415.80

That second hand is so awesome. 200 BBs deep and donking it all off with queen high.

By the way, how many tears of rage and sadness would you have cried if he had quads there?

gotta love that betpot button

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($24.30)
UTG ($64.35)
MP ($25.10)
Hero (CO) ($20.65)
Button ($16.50)
SB ($28)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

, 3

2 folds, Hero raises to $1, Button calls $1, 2 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 2

, A

, 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks

Turn: ($2.35) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets $2, Button calls $2

River: ($6.35) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets $15, Button calls $13.50 (All-In)

Total pot: $33.35 | Rake: $1.65

Results in white below:
Button mucked 5 Diamond

J

Outcome: Hero won $31.70

Saw this at 2 AM, still laughing

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=33usfhh&s=4

Thats pretty epic Swig.

I think that was only the second or third hand that guy raised, and it was already a couple of hundred hands into the tournament. There's a possibility that his raising range actually was AQ+, JJ+. Still a very strange laydown... he could very well have been card dead, plus Phil was short stacked at the point.
He did catch Kings and Aces about every orbit after that, so it worked out for him I guess.

Phil plays a very strange shortstacked game... like limping with 1/4 of his stack from the button... It doesn't seem to make sense, but you can't argue with success, right?

dude a couple hundred hands into that tournament would have been like 7 hours, no way they were 7 hours in

Also Phil had 15BBs, 15!

Yes, you can certainly argue with his success, as Matusow put it perfectly "Phil, you've been playing tournaments for 15 more years than me, and I have 4 1million dollar+ cashes and you have ZERO, you must be the greatest."

I thought the best part was how the video opens with Matusow scratching his head like a monkey.

unfortunately this one was by me

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($64)
BB ($1326.10)
UTG ($406)
UTG+1 ($400)
MP1 ($229.80)
MP2 ($224.70)
Hero (CO) ($437.20)
Button ($267)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7

, 7

2 folds, MP1 calls $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $20, 3 folds, MP1 calls $16

Flop: ($46) 2

, K

, 9

(2 players)
MP1 bets $12, Hero calls $12

Turn: ($70) 9

(2 players)
MP1 bets $24, Hero calls $24

River: ($118) 10

(2 players)
MP1 bets $24, Hero calls $24

Total pot: $166 | Rake: $3

Results in white below:
MP1 had 8

, 8

(two pair, nines and eights).
Hero mucked 7

, 7

(two pair, nines and sevens).
Outcome: MP1 won $163

I gotta say, Dean, your play there is kind of baffling. You were getting good pot odds on every street so I kind of understand, but that guy practically screamed into a megaphone that he was weak/blocking for some garbage or other.

well i knew he was bluffing. I thought of shoving the river but I'm just ahead too much of the time with history

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO ($537.10)
Hero ($345.05)
SB ($209.00)
BB ($138.30)

Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players) Hero is BTN Jack of Diamonds

1 fold, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, BB calls $4

Flop: Queen of Spades

($13, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $8, BB raises to $24, Hero calls $16

Turn: Eight of Hearts

($61, 2 players)
BB bets $50, Hero goes all-in $315.05, BB goes all-in $58.30

River: Two of Spades

($484.35, 2 players)

Final Pot: $277.60
BB shows: Nine of Hearts

Hero shows: Jack of Diamonds

Hero wins $482.35 ( won +$137.30 )
BB lost -$138.30

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($211.15)
UTG+1 ($250.30)
CO ($261.20)
BTN ($60.00)
SB ($37.35)
BB ($167.65)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is UTG Ace of Spades

Hero raises to $6, UTG+1 calls $6, 4 folds

Flop: Nine of Clubs

($15, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

Turn: Jack of Spades

($15, 2 players)
Hero bets $10, UTG+1 calls $10

River: Queen of Diamonds

($35, 2 players)
Hero bets $22, UTG+1 calls $22

Final Pot: $79
Hero shows: Ace of Spades

UTG+1 shows: Jack of Hearts

UTG+1 wins $76 ( won +$38 )
Hero lost -$38.00

I guess my range there is pretty much quads,, queens full or air????

Nah... You're just picking on Jennifer Tilly {acronym Renton hates}...

Must be some interesting history with the first hand though...

Loaded up PKR for a laugh for the first time in months. Not been disappointed so far.

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($85.35)
CO ($96.90)
BTN ($61.20)
SB ($116.00)
Hero ($100.20)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is BB Jack of Diamonds

UTG calls $1, 2 folds, SB raises to $5, Hero calls $4, UTG folds

Flop: Eight of Diamonds

($11, 2 players)
SB bets $8, Hero raises to $22, SB goes all-in $111, Hero goes all-in $73.20

Turn: Six of Hearts

($201.40, 2 players)

River: King of Hearts

($201.40, 2 players)

Final Pot: $201.40
SB shows: Ten of Hearts

Hero shows: Jack of Diamonds

"Doyle" was 65/40/4. He could have had me beat but some kind of spew seemed more likely coming from him.

FTR Hand History Converter Output (intended for copying and pasting into poker forums!):
PokerStars Limit Hold'em, $10.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with A

, 7

2 folds, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, 2 folds, CO calls

Flop: (7.4 SB) 6

, 3

, 2

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO calls

Turn: (4.7 BB) 7

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, CO calls

River: (10.7 BB) 2

(2 players)
CO bets, Hero raises, CO 3-bets, Hero caps, CO calls

Total pot: $187 (18.7 BB) | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had A

, 7

(flush, Ace high).
CO had 2

, 10

(three of a kind, twos).
Outcome: Hero won $184

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO ($213.60)
BTN ($203.45)
SB ($171.50)
Hero ($334.40)

Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players) Hero is BB Nine of Diamonds

1 fold, BTN calls $2, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, BTN calls $8

Flop: Nine of Spades

($21, 2 players)
Hero bets $14, BTN calls $14

Turn: Jack of Diamonds

($49, 2 players)
Hero bets $32, BTN calls $32

River: Queen of Hearts

($113, 2 players)
Hero bets $50, BTN goes all-in $147.45, Hero calls $97.45

Final Pot: $407.90
BTN shows: Ten of Diamonds

Hero shows: Nine of Diamonds

Hero wins $405.90 ( won +$202.45 )
BTN lost -$203.45

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($197.00)
UTG+1 ($152.80)
CO ($376.10)
BTN ($200.00)
Hero ($221.10)
BB ($265.65)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is SB King of Diamonds

4 folds, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4

Flop: King of Clubs

($12, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $8, Hero calls $8

Turn: Eight of Diamonds

($28, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $18, Hero raises to $62, BB calls $44

River: Ten of Diamonds

($152, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

Final Pot: $152
Hero shows: King of Diamonds

BB shows:

BB wins $149 ( won +$73 )
Hero lost -$76.00

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