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Taxi
Post Posted: Tue, 20 May 2008, 4:58pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Straight
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 226
WPP: 82
Location: Lincoln, UK
mine definatly wasn't a mis click, he timed down for an age
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Mon, 26 May 2008, 4:12pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 2186
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Nice play reg, nice play...


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Posselt78 ($121.35)
CO nico2017 ($23.35)
BTN gilliep ($101.65)
SB Strueffler ($114.30)
BB Hero ($86.95)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is BB Seven of Hearts Four of Hearts
1 fold, nico2017 calls $1, gilliep calls $1, Strueffler calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: Five of Clubs Six of Diamonds Seven of Diamonds ($4, 4 players)
Strueffler checks, Hero bets $3.50, nico2017 calls $3.50, gilliep calls $3.50, Strueffler folds

Turn: Jack of Hearts ($14.50, 3 players)
Hero bets $10, nico2017 calls $10, gilliep calls $10

River: King of Hearts ($44.50, 3 players)
Hero checks, nico2017 checks, gilliep checks

Final Pot: $44.50
Hero shows: Seven of Hearts Four of Hearts
gilliep shows: Five of Spades Five of Hearts

gilliep wins $42.30 ( won $27.8 )
Hero lost -$14.50
nico2017 lost -$14.50
Strueffler lost -$1.00
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Mon, 26 May 2008, 4:18pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Haha you sucker! Pairing your lone AClub on the turn and missing your FD was the worst thing that could happen to you and ---oh...


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
3 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN Hero ($208.55)
SB Lappudden ($47.35)
BB OBi2222 ($48.05)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 3 players) Hero is BTN Nine of Clubs Jack of Clubs
Hero bets $3, 1 fold, OBi2222 calls $2

Flop: Eight of Clubs Four of Clubs Two of Clubs ($6.50, 2 players)
OBi2222 checks, Hero bets $5, OBi2222 calls $5

Turn: Ace of Diamonds ($16.50, 2 players)
OBi2222 checks, Hero bets $15, OBi2222 calls $15

River: Ten of Spades ($46.50, 2 players)
OBi2222 checks, Hero bets $25.05, OBi2222 goes all-in $25.05

Final Pot: $96.60
Hero shows: Nine of Clubs Jack of Clubs

Hero wins $94.60 ( won $46.55 )
OBi2222 lost -$48.05
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Shifubowa
Post Posted: Mon, 26 May 2008, 4:43pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 03 Sep 2007
Posts: 168
WPP: 138

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $.50 BB (6 handed) Ultimate-Bet Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($46.75)
UTG ($25.10)
MP ($42.30)
CO ($19.80)
Hero ($47)
SB ($49.25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, T.
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3.25, SB calls $3, BB folds, UTG calls $2.75, MP folds, CO folds.

Flop: ($11.25) 5, 5, 6 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($11.25) 3 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: ($11.25) 2 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $11.25

Results in below:
Hero has ASpade TDiamond (one pair, fives).
SB has 5Spade 5Diamond (four of a kind, fives).
UTG has TSpade QSpade (one pair, fives).
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DrivingDog
Post Posted: Mon, 26 May 2008, 8:17pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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^^^ this is funny because people do stuff like this in LHE too in games where no-one folds before the river and half the opponents will call the river with K high just in case.
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ATOTHEC101
Post Posted: Wed, 28 May 2008, 7:02am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 25 May 2008
Posts: 1148
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Location: Manc U.K.
why you shouldnt slowplay by this guy...

Dealt to ATOTHEC101 [7s 7d]
Sandra_100 folds
AcyducyA2 folds
Tsutsui folds
boogie555 folds
ringo6624 folds
chewy22111 raises to $3.50
WolfyPossum folds
JGO1985 raises to $10
ATOTHEC101 folds
chewy22111 calls $6.50
*** FLOP *** [Kc 6d 8c]
JGO1985 checks
chewy22111 checks
*** TURN *** [Kc 6d 8c] [Ac]
JGO1985 checks
chewy22111 checks
*** RIVER *** [Kc 6d 8c Ac] [Qs]
JGO1985 bets $7
chewy22111 raises to $35
JGO1985 calls $27, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $1 returned to chewy22111
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chewy22111 shows [Ts Js] a straight, Ace high
JGO1985 mucks
chewy22111 wins the pot ($86) with a straight, Ace high
JGO1985 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $89 | Rake $3
Board: [Kc 6d 8c Ac Qs]
Seat 1: ATOTHEC101 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Sandra_100 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: AcyducyA2 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Tsutsui didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: boogie555 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: ringo6624 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: chewy22111 showed [Ts Js] and won ($86) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 8: WolfyPossum (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: JGO1985 (small blind) mucked [Kd Kh] - three of a kind, Kings

the donkness of the hand made even better by the preflop call with 10 j sooted by the other dude.
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DrivingDog
Post Posted: Wed, 28 May 2008, 9:24pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Full House

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Location: UK
What exactly does this guy think he's beating?

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6, 6.
1 fold, MP raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, BB calls, MP calls.

Flop: (9 SB) A, 7, 6 (3 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, MP calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, MP calls, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, MP folds, Hero caps, BB calls.

River: (16.50 BB) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 24.50 BB

Results:
Hero has 6h 6d (four of a kind, sixes).
BB has 4s Ad (two pair, aces and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins 24.50 BB.
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DrivingDog
Post Posted: Sat, 31 May 2008, 7:31pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 920
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Location: UK
the ol' 3bet semibluff on the river.

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, K.
2 folds, CO raises, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, CO caps, Hero calls.

Flop: (8.40 SB) K, 9, 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (5.20 BB) K (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero calls.

River: (7.20 BB) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero raises, CO 3-bets, Hero caps, CO calls.

Final Pot: 15.20 BB

Results
Hero has Kh Kd (four of a kind, kings).
CO has 8d 6d (two pair, kings and nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.20 BB.
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AlphaKennyBody
Post Posted: Mon, 02 Jun 2008, 8:08pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
3-of-a-Kind
3-of-a-Kind

Joined: 19 Dec 2007
Posts: 102
WPP: 84

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

CO ($10)
Button ($2.85)
Hero ($9.60)
BB ($10.95)
UTG ($8.50)
MP ($9.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A.
UTG calls $0.10, MP calls $0.10, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.6, BB calls $0.50, UTG folds, MP folds.

Flop: ($1.40) J, 7, 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $1.1, BB raises to $2.2, Hero raises to $9, villain tanks, says "I have a 7", BB folds.

Final Pot: $5.80

Pretty unspectacular, and I didn't believe he had a 7 until he said afterwards: "I think you had pocket jacks."

oops.
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bode
Post Posted: Mon, 16 Jun 2008, 10:39pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 02 May 2006
Posts: 4139
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Location: slow motion
villain has $0.05 left on the river

PokerStars Game #18185559372: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/06/16 - 20:39:19 (ET)
Table 'Spica IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: kasper978 ($23.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Bgtas ($79.25 in chips)
Seat 3: Bode-ist ($131.45 in chips)
Seat 5: gutshotkid99 ($25.30 in chips)
Seat 6: lifes3ps ($50.50 in chips)
Bgtas: posts small blind $0.25
Bode-ist: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bode-ist [As Js]
gutshotkid99: calls $0.50
lifes3ps: folds
kasper978: folds
Bgtas: calls $0.25
Bode-ist: raises $2.25 to $2.75
gutshotkid99: calls $2.25
Bgtas: calls $2.25
*** FLOP *** [9h Ac Jh]
casius14 has returned
Bgtas: checks
Bode-ist: bets $6
gutshotkid99: calls $6
Bgtas: folds
*** TURN *** [9h Ac Jh] [6h]
Bode-ist: bets $16.50
kasper978 is disconnected
kasper978 is connected
gutshotkid99: calls $16.50
*** RIVER *** [9h Ac Jh 6h] [3c]
Bode-ist: bets $0.50
gutshotkid99: folds getting 1025:1
Uncalled bet ($0.50) returned to Bode-ist
Bode-ist collected $51.25 from pot
Bode-ist: doesn't show hand
Bode-ist said, " lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $53.25 | Rake $2
Board [9h Ac Jh 6h 3c]
Seat 1: kasper978 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Bgtas (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Bode-ist (big blind) collected ($51.25)
Seat 5: gutshotkid99 folded on the River
Seat 6: lifes3ps folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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bode
Post Posted: Mon, 16 Jun 2008, 10:40pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Straight Flush
Straight Flush

Joined: 02 May 2006
Posts: 4139
WPP: 63
Location: slow motion
this guy thinks his name is gp333

PokerStars Game #18186301676: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/06/16 - 21:16:25 (ET)
Table 'Taygeta' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: casinoroleta ($43.40 in chips)
Seat 2: NW Star ($48.75 in chips)
Seat 3: *Angiii88* ($27.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Bode-ist ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: mademike1981 ($15.75 in chips)
NW Star: posts small blind $0.25
*Angiii88*: posts big blind $0.50
porter998: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bode-ist [Qh Jc]
Bode-ist: raises $1.50 to $2
mademike1981: folds
casinoroleta: calls $2
NW Star: folds
*Angiii88*: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s 3d 6h]
Bode-ist: bets $3.25
casinoroleta: calls $3.25
*** TURN *** [7s 3d 6h] [2h]
Bode-ist: checks
casinoroleta: checks
*** RIVER *** [7s 3d 6h 2h] [As]
Bode-ist: bets $6
casinoroleta: calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bode-ist: shows [Qh Jc] (high card Ace)
casinoroleta: mucks hand
Bode-ist collected $22.15 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $23.25 | Rake $1.10
Board [7s 3d 6h 2h As]
Seat 1: casinoroleta (button) mucked [9d Td]
Seat 2: NW Star (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: *Angiii88* (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Bode-ist showed [Qh Jc] and won ($22.15) with high card Ace
Seat 6: mademike1981 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Scattershot
Post Posted: Sun, 22 Jun 2008, 7:46pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Two Pair
Two Pair

Joined: 25 Apr 2008
Posts: 33
WPP: 206

So I go down to 2nl to try to get an auto-reloader working and I get this.

Be careful with quads, someone might crack them.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($4.95)
CO ($3.78)
Button ($4.95)
SB ($1.58)
BB ($3.82)
UTG ($4.97)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A, 9.
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.08, CO calls $0.08, Button calls $0.08, 1 fold, BB calls $0.06.

Flop: ($0.33) 6, 2, 3 (4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($0.33) 2 (4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

River: ($0.33) A (4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: $0.33

Results below:
BB has 2d 2h (four of a kind, twos).
Hero has Ad 9h (two pair, aces and twos).
CO doesn't show.
Button doesn't show.
Outcome: BB wins $0.33.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Tue, 24 Jun 2008, 7:11pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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This guy timed down to his last micro second on the river. Buddy, if you call preflop and the flop hoping to hit your miracle ace, you better be wanting to get it in on the river.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG karlens ($103.15)
CO TenzinGyatso ($122.75)
BTN Hero ($189.40)
SB twism05 ($45.75)
BB gabriel gold ($161.90)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is BTN Ace of Diamonds Queen of Clubs
karlens bets $2, 1 fold, Hero bets $7, 2 folds, karlens calls $5

Flop: Two of Hearts Two of Spades Four of Clubs ($15.50, 2 players)
karlens checks, Hero bets $10, karlens calls $10

Turn: Ace of Spades ($35.50, 2 players)
karlens checks, Hero bets $23, karlens calls $23

River: Ten of Diamonds ($81.50, 2 players)
karlens checks, Hero goes all-in $149.40, karlens goes all-in $63.15

Final Pot: $294.05
karlens shows: Ace of Clubs Nine of Hearts
Hero shows: Ace of Diamonds Queen of Clubs

Hero wins $291.05 ( won $101.65 )
karlens lost -$103.15
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Tue, 24 Jun 2008, 7:13pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I figured this guy would call with any ace, any straight draw, any flush draw, any PP, and any piece. I did not think I could get value from the back door flush draw. How foolish of me...


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Chocolols ($94.45)
BTN TenzinGyatso ($168.80)
SB Hero ($120.80)
BB ToxicSeven ($118.95)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is SB Ten of Hearts Ten of Spades
2 folds, Hero bets $3, ToxicSeven bets $15, Hero calls $12.50

Flop: Three of Diamonds Two of Clubs Four of Diamonds ($32, 2 players)
Hero checks, ToxicSeven bets $15, Hero goes all-in $104.80, ToxicSeven goes all-in $87.95

Turn: Seven of Hearts ($239.75, 2 players)

River: Two of Hearts ($239.75, 2 players)

Final Pot: $239.75
Hero shows: Ten of Hearts Ten of Spades
ToxicSeven shows: King of Clubs Nine of Clubs

Hero wins $237.75 ( won $116.95 )
ToxicSeven lost -$118.95
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DrivingDog
Post Posted: Tue, 24 Jun 2008, 9:05pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 920
WPP: 130
Location: UK
Was kind of amused by the 3bet on the flop with KJ until I saw what the other guy overcalled the river with.

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, A.
2 folds, CO calls, 1 fold, SB raises, Hero calls, CO calls.

Flop: (6 SB) T, J, A (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, CO calls, SB 3-bets, Hero calls, CO calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 5 (3 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, CO calls.

River: (10.50 BB) A (3 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, CO calls.

Final Pot: 13.50 BB

SB has J, K

CO has Q, 7

Outcome: Hero wins 13.50 BB.
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DrivingDog
Post Posted: Thu, 26 Jun 2008, 6:04am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 920
WPP: 130
Location: UK
Spewwwwwww!

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T, A.
1 fold, MP raises, 2 folds, SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 8, 5, T (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, MP folds, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Turn: (7 BB) J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

River: (15 BB) 2 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Final Pot: 23 BB

Results SB has Qh 7h (flush, queen high).
Hero has Th Ah (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins 23 BB.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sat, 05 Jul 2008, 10:38pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 2186
WPP: 107
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Donking around at 50NL I witnessed this gem.


$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Sack Crusher ($69.15)
CO geometryb ($50.25)
BTN Hero ($77.90)
SB Robbie538 ($23.75)
BB tuckshop72 ($48.80)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 5 players) Hero is BTN Nine of Diamonds Two of Hearts
2 folds, Hero folds, Robbie538 raises to $1.50, tuckshop72 calls $1

Flop: Eight of Hearts Eight of Spades Five of Hearts ($3, 2 players)
Robbie538 bets $2, tuckshop72 raises to $4, Robbie538 raises to $8, tuckshop72 calls $4

Turn: Three of Clubs ($19, 2 players)
Robbie538 checks, tuckshop72 bets $9.50, Robbie538 calls $9.50

River: Eight of Clubs ($38, 2 players)
Robbie538 goes all-in $4.75, tuckshop72 calls $4.75

Final Pot: $47.50
Robbie538 shows: Two of Spades Four of Spades
tuckshop72 shows: Queen of Hearts Four of Clubs

tuckshop72 wins $45.50 ( won $21.75 )
Robbie538 lost -$23.75


Robbie went on berating the other guy for his awful river call for some time afterwards.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 06 Jul 2008, 3:15pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick cooler 173bb deep!


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
7 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG jari36 ($144.15)
UTG 1 borinot2 ($86.90)
MP HC-PRO ($200.00)
CO 1968Speedy ($327.25)
BTN Hero ($173.50)
SB Luckytom31 ($202.40)
BB -MARAND- ($45.05)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 7 players) Hero is BTN Ace of Clubs Ace of Diamonds
jari36 bets $3, 1 fold, HC-PRO calls $3, 1968Speedy calls $3, Hero bets $30, 2 folds, jari36 folds, HC-PRO calls $27, 1968Speedy folds

Flop: Queen of Diamonds Jack of Hearts Four of Spades ($67.50, 2 players)
HC-PRO checks, Hero bets $39, HC-PRO calls $39

Turn: Nine of Hearts ($145.50, 2 players)
HC-PRO checks, Hero goes all-in $104.50, HC-PRO calls $104.50

River: Six of Diamonds ($354.50, 2 players)

Final Pot: $354.50
HC-PRO shows: Eight of Spades Queen of Spades
Hero shows: Ace of Clubs Ace of Diamonds

Hero wins $351.50 ( won $178 )
HC-PRO lost -$173.50
1968Speedy lost -$3.00
jari36 lost -$3.00
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JL
Post Posted: Mon, 07 Jul 2008, 4:17pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 822
WPP: 76

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $199.55
CO: $46.55
Button: $139.55
SB: $221.05
BB: $219.90

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with AClubKHeart
3 folds, SB calls, Hero raises to $8, SB raises all-in $219.05, Hero calls all-in $209.9.
Uncalled bets: $7.15 returned to SB.

Flop: T Diamond A Heart J Diamond ($423.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $423.8)


Turn: 5 Heart ($423.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $423.8)


River: K Spade ($423.8, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $423.8)


Results:
Final pot: $423.8

SB had Q4soooooooted
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LordVTR
Post Posted: Wed, 09 Jul 2008, 5:47pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
3-of-a-Kind
3-of-a-Kind

Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 104
WPP: 250
Location: Leaving the building.......thank you very much
PokerStars Game #18680124187: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/07/08 - 18:40:18 (ET)
Table 'Fricke' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: karen623 ($19.75 in chips)
Seat 2: bigurge ($4.50 in chips)
Seat 3: KosiMazaki ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 4: elyjohn777 ($2.45 in chips)
Seat 5: Hookd0nKrnix ($9.15 in chips)
Seat 6: STEALurM0NEY ($24.35 in chips)
Seat 7: Knowledge77 ($28.45 in chips)
Seat 8: lancelove ($5.75 in chips)
Seat 9: LordVFR ($27.25 in chips)
STEALurM0NEY: posts small blind $0.10
Knowledge77: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to LordVFR [Kd Ks]
lancelove: folds
lancelove said, "nh"
LordVFR: raises $0.75 to $1
karen623: folds
bigurge: folds
KosiMazaki: calls $1
elyjohn777: folds
Hookd0nKrnix: raises $1 to $2
STEALurM0NEY: folds
Knowledge77: folds
Knowledge77 is sitting out
LordVFR: raises $5.50 to $7.50
KosiMazaki: folds
Hookd0nKrnix: calls $5.50
*** FLOP *** [Jh 7h 4d]
Knowledge77 leaves the table
LordVFR: bets $3.75
Hookd0nKrnix: calls $1.65 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($2.10) returned to LordVFR
*** TURN *** [Jh 7h 4d] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 7h 4d 7c] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LordVFR: shows [Kd Ks] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
Hookd0nKrnix: shows [4h 8h] (a flush, Jack high)
Hookd0nKrnix collected $18.75 from pot
KosiMazaki said, "lmao"
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Pythonic
Post Posted: Thu, 10 Jul 2008, 11:52am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($8.67)
BB ($4.85)
Hero ($7.21)

MP ($5.91)
CO ($2.10)
Button ($3.14)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7, A.
Hero calls $0.05, 3 folds, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($0.15) J, K, T (3 players)
SB bets $0.05, BB calls $0.05, Hero calls $0.05.

Turn: ($0.30) 4 (3 players)
SB bets $0.05, BB calls $0.05, Hero calls $0.05.

River: ($0.45) Q (3 players)
SB bets $0.05, BB raises to $1, Hero raises to $7.06, SB folds, BB calls $3.70 (All-In).

Final Pot: $9.90



BB had 9/4 sooted
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Sat, 12 Jul 2008, 5:04pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

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Location: Gainesville
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($170.80)
BB ($158.90)
UTG ($398)
MP ($818.40)
CO ($402)
Hero ($403.40)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, Q.
1 fold, MP calls $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $20, 2 folds, MP calls $16.

Flop: ($46) J, 4, T (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $32, MP calls $32.

Turn: ($110) A (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $80, MP calls $80.

River: ($270) 3 (2 players)
MP bets $248, Hero raises to $271.4, MP folds.

Final Pot: $766

Results in white below:
Hero has Ks Qs (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $766.
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Sat, 12 Jul 2008, 5:29pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Location: Gainesville
a little Bonus from the WSOP ME

On a board of 4d5d6h , Phil Hellmuth was involved in a three-way pot with Felix Osterland and Barry Leventhal. Hellmuth checked from middle position and Leventhal moved all in for 399,000.

Leventhal said, "If I lose, I'm gonna go to the buffet."

There was some additional chit-chat but Osterland eventually folded and the action was on Phil Hellmuth.

"I know you got something," said Hellmuth.

"I got a bluff," replied Leventhal.

After some additonal back-and-forth between the two men, Hellmuth eventually folded Qd7d face up.

"Wow! How can you fold that?" asked David Saab from a nearby table.

The table encouraged Leventhal to show but he eventually mucked face down.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sat, 12 Jul 2008, 6:02pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Would have been so cool if he tabled like JTdd
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Pythonic
Post Posted: Mon, 14 Jul 2008, 6:55pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flush
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Good fold Hellmuth, gotta pick ur spots.
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Post Posted: Tue, 15 Jul 2008, 6:28pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
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Location: UK
I haven't laughed this hard in a while...

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J, J.
Hero raises, MP calls, CO calls, 3 folds.

Flop: (7.33 SB) J, 6, K (3 players)
Hero bets, MP raises, CO calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.66 BB) 8 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, CO folds, Hero raises, MP 3-bets, Hero caps, MP calls.

River: (17.66 BB) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets, MP raises, Hero 3-bets, MP caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 28.66 BB

Results Hero has Jd Js (three of a kind, jacks).
MP has 6c Qd (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins 28.66 BB.
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Post Posted: Wed, 23 Jul 2008, 10:30pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
Fun day:

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
3 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN Hero ($229.65)
SB -GioBatista- ($144.55)
BB flipp64 ($19.00)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 3 players) Hero is BTN Nine of Clubs Nine of Spades
Hero bets $4, -GioBatista- calls $3.50, 1 fold

Flop: Five of Spades Nine of Diamonds Seven of Diamonds ($9, 2 players)
-GioBatista- checks, Hero bets $7, -GioBatista- bets $20, Hero bets $35, -GioBatista- goes all-in $120.55,

pleasenodiamondpleasenodiamondpleasenodiamondpleasenodiamondpleasenodiamondpleasenodiamond

Hero calls $98.55

-GioBatista- shows: King of Hearts King of Diamonds
Hero shows: Nine of Clubs Nine of Spades

wat? lol

Turn: Eight of Diamonds ($290.10, 2 players)

Shocked pleasenodiamondpleasenodiamondpleasenodiamondpleasenodiamondpleasenodiamondpleasenodiamond

River: Five of Hearts ($290.10, 2 players)

Final Pot: $290.10

Hero wins $288.10 ( won $143.55 )
-GioBatista- lost -$144.55



Ummm, your tarp must be sprung by the river sir...

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Herrmon ($107.00)
BTN 2Good4U_M8 ($93.50)
SB DarthAngel ($105.10)
BB Hero ($147.20)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is BB Eight of Hearts Eight of Diamonds
1 fold, 2Good4U_M8 bets $4, 1 fold, Hero calls $3

Flop: Two of Clubs Ten of Spades Jack of Diamonds ($8.50, 2 players)
Hero checks, 2Good4U_M8 checks

Turn: Jack of Clubs ($8.50, 2 players)
Hero checks, 2Good4U_M8 checks

River: Queen of Diamonds ($8.50, 2 players)
Hero checks, 2Good4U_M8 checks

Final Pot: $8.50
2Good4U_M8 shows: Nine of Hearts Jack of Hearts
Hero shows: Eight of Hearts Eight of Diamonds

2Good4U_M8 wins $8.10 ( won $4.10 )
Hero lost -$4.00



I've always wondered what they do this with.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Hero ($186.30)
BTN -GioBatista- ($97.00)
SB PAMMANAUTA ($20.50)
BB 11paok222 ($42.75)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is CO Ace of Diamonds Ace of Hearts
Hero bets $4, 2 folds, 11paok222 goes all-in $41.75, Hero calls $38.75

Flop: Seven of Spades King of Spades Two of Diamonds ($86, 2 players)

Turn: Six of Hearts ($86, 2 players)

River: Eight of Clubs ($86, 2 players)

Final Pot: $86
11paok222 shows: Nine of Clubs Nine of Diamonds
Hero shows: Ace of Diamonds Ace of Hearts

Hero wins $84 ( won $41.25 )
11paok222 lost -$42.75



Semi-bluffing the 9 high backdoor flush draw?

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Bimer24 ($78.75)
CO stians1983 ($96.20)
BTN Hero ($145.10)
SB RipItOut_ ($67.35)
BB JizMastrZero ($187.35)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is BTN Ace of Hearts Eight of Diamonds
2 folds, Hero bets $4, RipItOut_ calls $3.50, JizMastrZero calls $3

Flop: Two of Spades Two of Diamonds Queen of Spades ($12, 3 players)
RipItOut_ checks, JizMastrZero bets $2.50, Hero folds, RipItOut_ bets $11, JizMastrZero bets $45, RipItOut_ goes all-in $52.35, JizMastrZero calls $15.85

Turn: Five of Spades ($138.70, 2 players)

River: Queen of Clubs ($138.70, 2 players)

Final Pot: $138.70
RipItOut_ shows: Ace of Spades Ace of Clubs
JizMastrZero shows: Nine of Spades Seven of Diamonds
Hero shows: Ace of Hearts Eight of Diamonds

RipItOut_ wins $135.70 ( won $68.35 )
JizMastrZero lost -$67.35
Hero lost -$4.00


Q9o guy was a huge nit, wtf?

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Hero ($290.35)
BTN hetmanold ($78.95)
SB consorce ($141.60)
BB ISTAGIO72 ($110.55)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is CO Ten of Diamonds Ten of Clubs
Hero bets $4, 1 fold, consorce calls $3.50, ISTAGIO72 bets $15, Hero folds, consorce calls $12

Flop: Two of Hearts Four of Hearts Jack of Clubs ($36, 2 players)
consorce checks, ISTAGIO72 bets $22, consorce calls $22

Turn: Five of Clubs ($80, 2 players)
consorce checks, ISTAGIO72 checks

River: Six of Clubs ($80, 2 players)
consorce checks, ISTAGIO72 checks

Final Pot: $80
consorce shows: Queen of Hearts Nine of Spades
ISTAGIO72 shows: Queen of Diamonds Ace of Diamonds
Hero shows: Ten of Diamonds Ten of Clubs

ISTAGIO72 wins $78 ( won $40 )
consorce lost -$38.00
Hero lost -$4.00


A stack shoving shortstacker, is not even worth betting like a dollar on the river?

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG KingAce45 ($24.50)
CO Sergeyvika ($36.85)
BTN flipp64 ($25.25)
SB gladik_ee ($99.65)
BB Hero ($372.35)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is BB King of Diamonds Nine of Diamonds
2 folds, flipp64 calls $1, gladik_ee calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: Jack of Diamonds Six of Spades Five of Diamonds ($3, 3 players)
gladik_ee checks, Hero bets $2, flipp64 calls $2, gladik_ee folds

Turn: Two of Spades ($7, 2 players)
Hero checks, flipp64 checks

River: Four of Hearts ($7, 2 players)
Hero checks, flipp64 checks

Final Pot: $7
flipp64 shows: Ace of Spades Ace of Diamonds
Hero shows: King of Diamonds Nine of Diamonds

flipp64 wins $6.65 ( won $3.65 )
gladik_ee lost -$1.00
Hero lost -$3.00
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Fri, 25 Jul 2008, 3:17am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I always wondered what bad TAggs called small 4-bets with.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO -Moneybag ($101.40)
BTN Hero ($98.50)
SB Asolo1974 ($159.55)
BB Shrusher ($98.50)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is BTN King of Hearts King of Spades
1 fold, Hero bets $4, Asolo1974 bets $12.50, 1 fold, Hero bets $27, Asolo1974 calls $18

Flop: Jack of Hearts Nine of Diamonds Four of Diamonds ($63, 2 players)
Asolo1974 checks, Hero bets $30, Asolo1974 goes all-in $128.55, Hero goes all-in $37.50

Turn: Queen of Diamonds ($259.05, 2 players)

River: Ace of Clubs ($259.05, 2 players)

Final Pot: $259.05
Hero shows: King of Hearts King of Spades
Asolo1974 shows: Jack of Clubs Eight of Clubs

Hero wins $196 ( won $97.50 )
Asolo1974 wins $61.05 ( lost -$98.50 )



I love the donks that get so committed to their bluff they just have to call.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Hero ($197.25)
BTN TiiDii_69 ($55.25)
SB mariehp ($51.15)
BB Korvafantti ($207.75)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is CO King of Clubs Ace of Clubs
Hero bets $4, TiiDii_69 calls $4, 2 folds

Flop: Jack of Clubs Nine of Diamonds Five of Clubs ($9.50, 2 players)
Hero bets $7, TiiDii_69 bets $20, Hero goes all-in $186.25, TiiDii_69 goes all-in $31.25

Turn: Jack of Spades ($254, 2 players)

River: Two of Hearts ($254, 2 players)

Final Pot: $254
TiiDii_69 shows: Eight of Hearts King of Diamonds
Hero shows: King of Clubs Ace of Clubs

Hero wins $252 ( won $54.75 )
TiiDii_69 lost -$55.25
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Post Posted: Fri, 25 Jul 2008, 3:29am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Straight Flush

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Location: Ballarat, Australia
Pot committed?
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 27 Jul 2008, 5:15am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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A nitty 15/12/6. What is it about smallish 4-bets that make these guys fall apart?

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Arrrtard ($225.15)
BTN Hero ($263.25)
SB t.dyrby ($93.85)
BB fcn44gc ($249.60)

Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players) Hero is BTN Ace of Diamonds Ace of Hearts
1 fold, Hero bets $7, 1 fold, fcn44gc bets $20, Hero bets $60, fcn44gc calls $45

Flop: Three of Spades Nine of Clubs Jack of Hearts ($135, 2 players)
fcn44gc checks, Hero bets $60, fcn44gc goes all-in $182.60, Hero calls $122.60

Turn: Two of Hearts ($500.20, 2 players)

River: Six of Diamonds ($500.20, 2 players)

Final Pot: $500.20
Hero shows: Ace of Diamonds Ace of Hearts
fcn44gc shows: Ace of Clubs Three of Clubs

Hero wins $498.20 ( won $248.60 )
fcn44gc lost -$249.60



Oh yeah!!!! Sweet board to bluff vs Hey I has a flush draw!!!!

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO Prepecenec ($65.20)
BTN Hero ($198.50)
SB Kaffegoek ($104.55)
BB CheckKill ($110.40)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is BTN Six of Hearts Ten of Clubs
1 fold, Hero folds, Kaffegoek calls $0.50, CheckKill checks

Flop: Queen of Diamonds Nine of Hearts Eight of Hearts ($2, 2 players)
Kaffegoek goes all-in $103.55, CheckKill calls $103.55

Turn: Six of Diamonds ($209.10, 2 players)

River: Queen of Spades ($209.10, 2 players)

Final Pot: $209.10
Kaffegoek shows: King of Hearts Jack of Spades
CheckKill shows: Ace of Hearts Five of Hearts

CheckKill wins $207.10 ( won $102.55 )
Kaffegoek lost -$104.55
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 27 Jul 2008, 5:24am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I can't believe how many times in the same hand these guys managed to misplay their holdings.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Bimer24 ($387.75)
CO Hero ($133.40)
BTN Hennis7 ($69.05)
SB IZUMRUDOFF ($100.50)
BB _NoUp_ ($122.25)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is CO Queen of Spades King of Clubs
Bimer24 calls $1, Hero bets $5, 2 folds, _NoUp_ calls $4, Bimer24 bets $20, Hero folds, _NoUp_ calls $16

Flop: Queen of Clubs Jack of Hearts Jack of Clubs ($47.50, 2 players)
_NoUp_ checks, Bimer24 checks

Turn: Nine of Hearts ($47.50, 2 players)
_NoUp_ bets $30, Bimer24 calls $30

River: Six of Spades ($107.50, 2 players)
_NoUp_ goes all-in $71.25, Bimer24 calls $71.25

Final Pot: $250
_NoUp_ shows: Six of Hearts Six of Diamonds
Bimer24 shows: Ace of Spades Ace of Clubs

_NoUp_ wins $247 ( won $124.75 )
Hero lost -$5.00
Bimer24 lost -$122.25
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dalecooper
Post Posted: Sun, 27 Jul 2008, 11:59am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 3107
WPP: 160

Would have been better if he'd folded the flop...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP ($75.25)
CO ($61.30)
Button ($21.15)
Hero ($49.50)
BB ($50.30)
UTG ($10.35)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Ten of Clubs Ten of Spades.
UTG raises to $1.5, 2 folds, Button calls $1.50, Hero raises to $21, 1 fold, UTG folds, Button calls $19.50.

Flop: ($44) Ace of Spades Five of Spades Three of Diamonds (2 players)
Hero bets $0.5, Button calls $0.15 (All-In).

Turn: ($44.65) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($44.65) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $44.30

Villain had Ten of Hearts King of Clubs.
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dalecooper
Post Posted: Wed, 30 Jul 2008, 11:53am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 27 Sep 2004
Posts: 3107
WPP: 160

I've seen some retarded suckouts in my day, but this one is pretty great in its head-scratching stupidity:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP ($68.85)
CO ($49.95)
Button ($24)
Hero ($49.50)
BB ($42)
UTG ($42.40)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Ten of Diamonds Nine of Clubs.
UTG calls $0.50, 3 folds, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($1.50) Four of Spades Ten of Spades Two of Spades (3 players)
Hero bets $1, BB folds, UTG calls $1.

Turn: ($3.50) Ten of Hearts (2 players)
Hero bets $2.5, UTG calls $2.50.

River: ($8.50) Five of Spades (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks (wat).

Final Pot: $8.50

Villain had Ace of Clubs Nine of Spades. Shocked
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bjsaust
Post Posted: Wed, 30 Jul 2008, 8:13pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 5683
WPP: 126
Location: Ballarat, Australia
Lol, I cant find the hand, but I saw a guy yesterday improve to a boat v's an obvious flush just call behind on the river. No idea how big a hand he needs to actually raise...
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Muzzard
Post Posted: Mon, 04 Aug 2008, 7:53pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Posts: 1615
WPP: 61
Location: Cheshire, UK
$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
7 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($45.50)
UTG 1 ($49.25)
Hero ($52.55)
CO ($46.15)
BTN ($47.75)
SB ($55.95)
BB ($71.40)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 7 players) Hero is MP Queen of Clubs Jack of Clubs
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 4 folds, UTG calls $1.50

Flop: Queen of Diamonds Two of Diamonds Queen of Spades ($4.75, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $3.50, UTG raises to $7, Hero calls $3.50

Turn: Four of Spades ($18.75, 2 players)
UTG bets $17.50, Hero goes all-in $43.55, UTG goes all-in $19

River: Ace of Clubs ($98.80, 2 players)

Final Pot: $91.75
UTG shows: Five of Spades Nine of Hearts
Hero shows: Queen of Clubs Jack of Clubs

Hero wins $95.80 ( won $43.25 )
UTG lost -$45.50
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dalecooper
Post Posted: Tue, 05 Aug 2008, 9:56am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 3107
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^ Obviously allergic to money. You probably should have folded to his bluff-call on the turn though.
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xptboy
Post Posted: Fri, 08 Aug 2008, 2:47am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Straight
Straight

Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 187
WPP: 152
Location: Brussels
I'm such a station, which makes me monies

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

BB ($10.15)
UTG ($12.75)
MP ($13.25)
CO ($3)
Button ($5.50)
Hero ($20.20)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , . CO posts a blind of $0.1.
1 fold, MP raises to $0.5, CO (poster) calls $0.40, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.5, 1 fold, MP calls $2, CO folds.

Flop: ($5.60) , , (2 players)
Hero bets $2, MP raises to $10.75, Hero calls $8.75.

Turn: ($27.10) (2 players)

River: ($27.10) (2 players)

Final Pot: $27.10

Results in white below:
Hero has Qs Ad (one pair, jacks).
MP has As9s (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $27.10.
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ChrisBCritter
Post Posted: Fri, 08 Aug 2008, 9:12am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Location: Falmouth, ME
Wow, xpt. I'm really trying to figure out who the fish is in that hand.
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Jack Sawyer
Post Posted: Fri, 08 Aug 2008, 10:50am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

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WPP: 97
Location: Viva la Puteria! / Nar Shaddaa Red Sector obv.
overs, yo
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dalecooper
Post Posted: Sun, 10 Aug 2008, 10:08am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 27 Sep 2004
Posts: 3107
WPP: 160

Now here's a very specific, very terrible leak:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (4 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($50)
Hero ($108.65)
UTG ($112.90)
Button ($49.75)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Eight of Spades Two of Spades.
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($1.50) Six of Hearts Six of Spades Eight of Diamonds (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1, UTG calls $1, SB folds.

Turn: ($3.50) Ace of Spades (2 players)
Hero bets $1.5, UTG raises to $3, Hero calls $1.50.

River: ($9.50) Three of Clubs (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks.

Villain had 44. ...wat
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Tue, 12 Aug 2008, 3:34pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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These hands confuse me a lot. Was he betting the turn small to induce because he though T8o was the nuts? I always thought they did this because they were afraid to put a lot of money in. This was also the first hand he raised preflop in like 80 hands. Why T8o? Why do you do these things weird little fish?


$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Cat207 ($260.15)
CO RumInThRain ($1045.75)
BTN PETITEPUCELO ($211.85)
SB plzstopme ($235.40)
BB Hero ($199.00)

Pre-flop: ($3, 5 players) Hero is BB Jack of Spades Jack of Diamonds
1 fold, RumInThRain bets $8, PETITEPUCELO calls $8, 1 fold, Hero calls $6

Flop: Four of Spades Six of Clubs Ten of Clubs ($25, 3 players)
Hero checks, RumInThRain checks, PETITEPUCELO bets $10, Hero calls $10, RumInThRain folds

Turn: Jack of Hearts ($45, 2 players)
Hero checks, PETITEPUCELO bets $10, Hero bets $75, PETITEPUCELO goes all-in $183.85, Hero goes all-in $106

River: Ace of Spades ($419.85, 2 players)

Final Pot: $419.85
PETITEPUCELO shows: Eight of Diamonds Ten of Diamonds
Hero shows: Jack of Spades Jack of Diamonds

PETITEPUCELO wins $12.85 ( lost -$199 )
Hero wins $404 ( won $205 )
RumInThRain lost -$8.00
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Muzzard
Post Posted: Thu, 14 Aug 2008, 9:36pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Posts: 1615
WPP: 61
Location: Cheshire, UK
Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official [url=http://www.{spam URL removed by Xianti}/?referrer=converter_dc]{spam URL removed by Xianti}[/url] Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $25.00
UTG: $16.90
UTG+1: $36.00
MP1: $24.65
MP2: $25.00
CO: $25.00
BTN: $27.80
SB: $29.55

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 7 Heart 7 Diamond
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $1, 4 folds, SB calls $0.90, Hero calls $0.75

Flop: ($3.00) 4 Heart 2 Spade 7 Spade (3 players)
SB bets $2, Hero raises to $6, UTG+1 folds, SB raises to $28.55 all in, Hero calls $18 all in

Turn: ($51.00) A Heart (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($51.00) 3 Club (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $51.00
Hero shows 7h 7d (three of a kind, Sevens)
SB shows As Jd (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins $48.50
(Rake: $2.50)
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yourfather
Post Posted: Wed, 20 Aug 2008, 6:27pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 17 Jan 2008
Posts: 602
WPP: 78
Location: In your fridge
So I think I like this heads up thing...

Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $50.90
SB: $69.40

Pre-Flop: 7Club 9Heart dealt to Hero (BB)
SB raises to $1, Hero calls $0.50

Flop: ($2) 3Heart 7Heart 7Diamond (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

Turn: ($2) 7Spade (2 Players)
Hero bets $1, SB raises to $68.40 and is All-In, Hero calls $48.90 and is All-In

River: ($101.80) KHeart (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $101.80 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed 7Club 9Heart (four of a kind, Sevens) and WON $101.30 (+$50.40 NET)
SB showed 3Diamond 4Diamond (a full house, Sevens full of Threes) and LOST (-$50.90 NET)
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dalecooper
Post Posted: Thu, 21 Aug 2008, 9:21pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 27 Sep 2004
Posts: 3107
WPP: 160

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP ($52.80)
CO ($165.85)
Button ($50.00)
SB ($119.40)
BB ($206.00)
Hero (UTG) ($115.05)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with King of Spades King of Clubs
Hero raises to $1.50, MP calls $1.50, 2 folds, SB calls $1.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($5.00) Two of Hearts Five of Hearts King of Diamonds (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.50, MP calls $3.50, 1 fold

Turn: ($12.00) Eight of Spades (2 players)
Hero bets $9.00, MP calls $9.00

River: ($30.00) Nine of Hearts (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks

Total pot: $30.00 | Rake: $1.50

Villain had Six of Hearts Seven of Hearts. D'oh!
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bjsaust
Post Posted: Fri, 22 Aug 2008, 1:10am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Straight Flush

Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 5683
WPP: 126
Location: Ballarat, Australia
Lol, took me a while to work out the bad part of that hand.

I had this discussion with a guy the other day and he didnt believe me. A lot of guys who chase baby flushes are too scared to bet them when they hit incase they're behind. Of course in that case they should only play for pot odds, not implied odds, but then if they could think that clearly they wouldnt be chasing flushes when they're scared they'll be behind in the first place.
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AnTman_69
Post Posted: Fri, 22 Aug 2008, 3:22am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flush
Flush

Joined: 19 Dec 2007
Posts: 393
WPP: 72
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Jeez..


$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Tuff Jew ($61.45)
UTG+1 Zackrei ($49.00)
CO soapboxopera ($53.35)
BTN richagem1a ($54.97)
SB Saleens281e ($53.78)
BB Hero ($52.80)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BB Two of Spades King of Clubs
3 folds, richagem1a calls $0.50, Saleens281e raises to $2, Hero folds, richagem1a calls $1.50

Flop: Nine of Hearts Six of Hearts Ace of Hearts ($4.50, 2 players)
Saleens281e bets $3.35, richagem1a calls $3.35

Turn: Seven of Diamonds ($11.20, 2 players)
Saleens281e checks, richagem1a checks

River: Five of Hearts ($11.20, 2 players)
Saleens281e bets $5, richagem1a calls $5

Final Pot: $21.20
richagem1a shows: Seven of Hearts Eight of Hearts
Saleens281e shows: Ace of Diamonds Five of Diamonds

richagem1a wins $19.65 ( won +$9.30 )
Saleens281e lost -$10.35
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dalecooper
Post Posted: Fri, 22 Aug 2008, 9:15am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 27 Sep 2004
Posts: 3107
WPP: 160

bjsaust wrote:
Lol, took me a while to work out the bad part of that hand.

I had this discussion with a guy the other day and he didnt believe me. A lot of guys who chase baby flushes are too scared to bet them when they hit incase they're behind. Of course in that case they should only play for pot odds, not implied odds, but then if they could think that clearly they wouldnt be chasing flushes when they're scared they'll be behind in the first place.


I think you're right about that. For some reason it just aggravates me when someone runs me down with some draw when I have a legit hand, and then they refuse to bet it after they hit. If you're going to chase, damn it, do it right! Very Happy
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ChrisBCritter
Post Posted: Fri, 22 Aug 2008, 9:28am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 06 Aug 2005
Posts: 770
WPP: 185
Location: Falmouth, ME
AnTman_69 wrote:
Jeez..
WOW, that is horrible.

OMG I've got a straight flush, don't want to scare him away on the river though, I'll get him on the next street..
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badgers
Post Posted: Fri, 22 Aug 2008, 11:07pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 06 Feb 2007
Posts: 3072
WPP: 65
Location: Spewing
misclick goes good

***** Hand History for Game 19820907930 *****
$200.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, August 22, 08:00:20 ET 2008
Table Gordonia V (Real Money)
Seat 8 is the button
Seat 2: badgers_uk ( $287.85 USD )
Seat 3: kingmatthi ( $40.00 USD )
Seat 4: KiWiKaKi ( $250.30 USD )
Seat 5: Hunk86 ( $37.00 USD )
Seat 6: reDZill4 ( $220.00 USD )
Seat 7: Hagen_W ( $44.00 USD )
Seat 8: Chri$ Han$en ( $97.50 USD )
Seat 9: rbg29 ( $240.40 USD )
rbg29 posts small blind [$1.00 USD].
badgers_uk posts big blind [$2.00 USD].
Hagen_W posts big blind [$2.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to badgers_uk [ 2h Jc ]
kingmatthi folds
KiWiKaKi folds
Hunk86 folds
reDZill4 folds
Hagen_W raises [$4.00 USD]
Chri$ Han$en raises [$18.00 USD]
rbg29 folds
badgers_uk calls [$16.00 USD]
Hagen_W folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2c, 7c, Jh ]
badgers_uk checks
Chri$ Han$en bets [$32.00 USD]
badgers_uk raises [$230.00 USD]
Chri$ Han$en calls [$47.50 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
** Dealing River ** [ Th ]
badgers_uk shows [2h, Jc ]
badgers_uk wins $199.00 USD from main pot
Chri$ Han$en doesn't show [9c, 9d ]
badgers_uk wins $150.50 USD from main pot
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ATOTHEC101
Post Posted: Fri, 22 Aug 2008, 11:31pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 25 May 2008
Posts: 1148
WPP: 64
Location: Manc U.K.
hey badgers, after the hand did the guy go apeshit on you for calling preflop with j2, calling you a donk etc?
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