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Shifubowa
Post Posted: Sun, 06 Jan 2008, 10:22pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 03 Sep 2007
Posts: 168
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Played awful and was giving up on river until.......

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $117.10
BB: $100
UTG: $130.50
MP: $92.15
CO: $72.30
Hero (BTN): $307.65

Pre-Flop: JClub QSpade dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, Hero raises to $4, SB calls $3.50, BB folds

Flop: ($9) 2Diamond JHeart JDiamond (2 Players)
SB bets $9, Hero calls $9

Turn: ($27) 4Diamond (2 Players)
SB bets $27, Hero calls $27

River: ($81) KDiamond (2 Players)
SB bets $1, Hero calls $1

Results: $83 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed ASpade 4Club (two pair, Jacks and Fours) and LOST (-$41 NET)
Hero showed JClub QSpade (three of a kind, Jacks) and WON $80 (+$39 NET)
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Fri, 11 Jan 2008, 7:35pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-58118827-285
Table Siegen, 11 Jan 2008 9:48 PM ET

Seat 1: Kvrinias8 ($55.95 in chips)
Seat 3: quenelle32 ($147.90 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ ADiamond,THeart ] ($114.80 in chips)
Seat 5: 3max ($101.25 in chips)
Seat 9: Dom1n ($72.10 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Kvrinias8 posts blind ($0.50), quenelle32 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $4, 3max folds, Dom1n calls $4, Kvrinias8 folds, quenelle32 folds.

Flop [board cards TClub,7Club,6Heart ]
Galapogos bets $7, Dom1n calls $7.

Turn [board cards TClub,7Club,6Heart,8Diamond ]
Galapogos checks, Dom1n checks.

River [board cards TClub,7Club,6Heart,8Diamond,QDiamond ]
Galapogos checks, Dom1n checks.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ ADiamond,THeart ]
Dom1n shows [ ASpade,AHeart ]
Dom1n wins $22.35



This one here is a true champ though!

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-58096443-888
Table Esmeraldas, 11 Jan 2008 9:50 PM ET

Seat 1: loloic69 ($83.40 in chips)
Seat 3: DocFons ($146.80 in chips)
Seat 4: renthal_ ($97.50 in chips)
Seat 5: leedsafc ($78.20 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ 9Diamond,6Club ] ($159.05 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
leedsafc posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
loloic69 folds, DocFons folds, renthal_ folds, leedsafc calls $0.50, Galapogos checks.

Flop [board cards ASpade,QClub,2Spade ]
leedsafc checks, Galapogos bets $1, leedsafc calls $1.

Turn [board cards ASpade,QClub,2Spade,QSpade ]
leedsafc checks, Galapogos checks.

River [board cards AS,QC,2S,QS,5D ]
leedsafc checks, Galapogos checks.

SHOWDOWN
leedsafc shows [ QDiamond,QHeart ]

Galapogos mucks cards [ 9Diamond,6Club ]
leedsafc wins $3.80.
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Tue, 15 Jan 2008, 11:50pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Games are unbeatable on stars imo

PokerStars GAME #14587911959: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2008/01/15 - 21:50:14 (ET)
Table 'Rostia' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: BC Luther ($133.60 in chips)
Seat 2: supreme20 ($196 in chips)
Seat 3: kemikar ($264 in chips)
Seat 4: bighrnhntr ($204.35 in chips)
Seat 5: pooli ($681.45 in chips)
Seat 6: ryanj9352 ($208.85 in chips)
Seat 7: s33w33d ($45 in chips)
Seat 8: NRLGolf15 ($200 in chips)
Seat 9: noobelf ($37 in chips)
supreme20: posts small blind $1
kemikar: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [Kc Kd]
bighrnhntr: calls $2
pooli: folds
ryanj9352: folds
s33w33d: folds
NRLGolf15: calls $2
noobelf: folds
BC Luther: calls $2
supreme20: folds
kemikar: raises $10 to $12
bighrnhntr: calls $10
NRLGolf15: folds
BC Luther: raises $10 to $22
kemikar: raises $242 to $264 and is all-in
bighrnhntr: calls $192.35 and is all-in
BC Luther: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7h Qc]
*** TURN *** [Qs 7h Qc] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7h Qc Qd] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [Kc Kd] (a full house, Queens full of Kings)
bighrnhntr: mucks hand
kemikar collected $430.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $433.70 | Rake $3
Board [Qs 7h Qc Qd 6h]
Seat 1: BC Luther (button) folded before Flop
Seat 2: supreme20 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: kemikar (big blind) showed [Kc Kd] and won ($430.70) with a full house, Queens full of Kings
Seat 4: bighrnhntr mucked [Ac 7c]
Seat 5: pooli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ryanj9352 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: s33w33d folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: NRLGolf15 folded before Flop
Seat 9: noobelf folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars GAME #14586711489: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2008/01/15 - 20:52:08 (ET)
Table 'Marina IV' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: plours12 ($244.15 in chips)
Seat 3: kemikar ($187 in chips)
Seat 4: Riddler21M ($417.35 in chips)
Seat 5: antbug ($381.25 in chips)
Seat 6: BKELLZ 4 ($79 in chips)
Seat 7: thompsonr31 ($72 in chips)
Seat 9: jefflauzon ($189 in chips)
BKELLZ 4: posts small blind $1
thompsonr31: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [7s 7h]
jefflauzon: folds
plours12: folds
kemikar: raises $6 to $8
Riddler21M: folds
antbug: folds
BKELLZ 4: folds
thompsonr31: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [Qd Qs 7d]
thompsonr31: checks
kemikar: bets $12
thompsonr31: calls $12
*** TURN *** [Qd Qs 7d] [Th]
thompsonr31: bets $34
kemikar: raises $34 to $68
thompsonr31: calls $18 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Qd Qs 7d Th] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thompsonr31: shows [Tc 6s] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
kemikar: shows [7s 7h] (a full house, Sevens full of Queens)
kemikar collected $142 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $145 | Rake $3
Board [Qd Qs 7d Th Kh]
Seat 2: plours12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kemikar showed [7s 7h] and won ($142) with a full house, Sevens full of Queens
Seat 4: Riddler21M folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: antbug (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: BKELLZ 4 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: thompsonr31 (big blind) showed [Tc 6s] and lost with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 9: jefflauzon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Shifubowa
Post Posted: Wed, 16 Jan 2008, 5:58am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 168
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Ongame Skin, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $56.15
SB: $51.15
BB: $108.15
UTG: $259.35
Hero (CO): $100.60

UTG posts $0.50
Pre-Flop: ASpade QSpade dealt to Hero (CO)
BTN folds, SB calls $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, SB calls $3.50

Flop: ($9.50) JSpade 4Club 5Diamond (2 Players)
Hero bets $5, SB calls $5

Turn: ($19.50) TSpade (2 Players)
Hero bets $10, SB calls $10

River: ($39.50) 2Club (2 Players)
Hero bets $32, SB calls $31.65 and is All-In

Results: $102.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB mucked AHeart 7Club and LOST (-$51.15 NET)
Hero showed ASpade QSpade and WON $100.15 (+$49 NET)
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Shifubowa
Post Posted: Thu, 17 Jan 2008, 7:28pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 03 Sep 2007
Posts: 168
WPP: 138

Ongame Skin, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $138.25
SB: $206.90
BB: $103.75
UTG: $276.70
Hero (CO): $97.50

Pre-Flop: 3Heart QDiamond dealt to Hero (CO)
3 folds, BB calls $0.50, UTG raises to $2, BB bets $2, UTG bets $2, BB bets $2, UTG bets $2, BB bets $2, UTG calls $1

Flop: ($14) 7Heart JHeart 9Club (2 Players)
BB bets $96.75 and is all-in, UTG calls $96.75

Turn: ($207.50) 6Spade (2 Players)

River: ($207.50) 4Club (2 Players)

Results: $207.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed KDiamond KSpade and WON $204.50
UTG showed QSpade 9Spade and LOST $103.75
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KoRnholio
Post Posted: Tue, 29 Jan 2008, 6:20pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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This was too good to not post... "OMG I HAD TO CALL I ALREADY DEADPOSTED"

CryptoLogic 2.00/4.00 Hold'em (10 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7Heart, 7Spade.
6 folds, CO checks, 1 folds, Hero raises, CO calls.

Flop: (4.00 SB) 9Diamond, 7Club, 2Club (2 players)
Hero bets, BB folds, CO calls.

Turn: (3.00 BB) JDiamond (2 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, CO caps, Hero raises, CO calls.

River: (13.00 BB) 9Club (2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 15.00 BB.
Results in white below:
Hero has 7h 7s (A Full House, Sevens full of Nines)
CO has 8c 2d (2 pair, 9's and 2's)
Hero wins 14.75 BB.
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It's too bad he left shortly afterwards Sad Also I Heart Crypto's uncapped betting when heads up. Once in a while it makes up for the lack of fish Wink
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 17 Feb 2008, 2:33am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Standard dumb guy that doesn't want to lay his hand down for whatever reason. If I had AQ though we definately would have had lift-off!

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-60787308-4533
Table Chimbote, 17 Feb 2008 2:27 AM ET

Seat 3: Galapogos [ AHeart,ADiamond ] ($96.80 in chips)
Seat 4: hagtor ($39.00 in chips)
Seat 7: lill_alex ($94.50 in chips)
Seat 8: FoldAndSayUu ($251.45 in chips)
Seat 9: cpourfilou ($109.20 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
lill_alex posts blind ($0.50), FoldAndSayUu posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
cpourfilou folds, Galapogos bets $4, hagtor calls $4, lill_alex folds, FoldAndSayUu folds.

Flop [board cards 7Diamond,6Diamond,QClub ]
Galapogos bets $7, hagtor calls $7.

Turn [board cards 7Diamond,6Diamond,QClub,7Spade ]
Galapogos bets $28, hagtor calls $28 and is all-in.

River [board cards 7Diamond,6Diamond,QClub,7Spade,KSpade ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ AHeart,ADiamond ]
hagtor shows [ KHeart,9Diamond ]
Galapogos wins $76.50.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Mon, 25 Feb 2008, 5:30am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Joined: 11 Jun 2005
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-61512067-847
Table Truckee, 24 Feb 2008 11:44 PM ET

Seat 2: neliapila8 ($114.00 in chips)
Seat 6: impaa ($23.15 in chips)
Seat 7: emerson066 ($65.85 in chips)
Seat 8: Galapogos [ KHeart,QHeart ] ($125.85 in chips)
Seat 10: macaldo19 ($102.05 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
neliapila8 posts blind ($0.50), impaa posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
emerson066 folds, Galapogos bets $4, macaldo19 calls $4, neliapila8 folds, impaa bets $11, Galapogos bets $16, macaldo19 calls $16, impaa bets $11.15 and is all-in, Galapogos calls $3.15, macaldo19 calls $3.15.

Flop [board cards 6Diamond,JSpade,KDiamond ]
Galapogos bets $20, macaldo19 bets $60, Galapogos bets $82.70 and is all-in, macaldo19 folds with $18 behind.



He claimed it was a misclick. Sure buddy, you went to click on the fold button but in the process of doing so you accidently slid the bet to $60 and hit the raise button. Happens to the best of 'em.
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Warpe
Post Posted: Fri, 29 Feb 2008, 5:53pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 3687
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Location: Canuckistan
I love teh Party

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Party-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

BB ($50)
UTG ($38.68)
MP ($48.16)
Button ($43.50)
Hero ($49.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A.
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2, BB raises to $6.25, MP calls $6, Hero calls $49.25 (All-In), BB calls $49.50 (All-In), MP calls $48.16 (All-In).

Flop: ($160.82) 3, 6, 6 (3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: ($160.82) 2 (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($160.82) Q (3 players, 3 all-in)

Final Pot: $160.82

Results:
BB has Kd Kc (two pair, kings and sixes).
MP has 5s 5c (two pair, sixes and fives).
Hero has As Ah (two pair, aces and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $153.75. BB wins $7.90.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 02 Mar 2008, 2:32am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Another hero fold.

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-61970329-534
Table Berlin, 1 Mar 2008 7:42 PM ET

Seat 2: eL.RaK ($83.55 in chips)
Seat 3: Loser0ns0n ($100.00 in chips)
Seat 6: JohnnyVienna ($167.60 in chips)
Seat 8: PokerRulit88 ($54.30 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ AHeart,4Heart ] ($100.90 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
eL.RaK posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Loser0ns0n folds, JohnnyVienna bets $3, PokerRulit88 folds, Galapogos calls $3, eL.RaK folds.

Flop [board cards 7Diamond,4Club,4Spade ]
JohnnyVienna bets $4, Galapogos bets $13, JohnnyVienna calls $9.

Turn [board cards 7Diamond,4Club,4Spade,3Heart ]
JohnnyVienna checks, Galapogos bets $25, JohnnyVienna calls $25.

River [board cards 7Diamond,4Club,4Spade,3Heart,QClub ]
JohnnyVienna bets $35, Galapogos bets $59.90 and is all-in, JohnnyVienna folds.
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Galapogos
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Seriously, you have to figure at some point that I'm not bluffing.

Ongame Skin, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $123.10
SB: $61.25
Hero (BB): $127.60
UTG: $97.40
CO: $95

CO posts $0.50
Pre-Flop: 6Diamond 4Diamond dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $1, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, BTN calls $4, SB folds

Flop: ($11.50) QHeart 4Club 4Heart (2 Players)
BTN checks, Hero bets $8, BTN calls $8

Turn: ($27.50) QHeart 4Club 4Heart [ 8Club ] (2 Players)
BTN bets $15, Hero raises to $40, BTN calls $25

River: ($107.50) QHeart 4Club 4Heart 8Club [ ADiamond ] (2 Players)
BTN bets $40, Hero raises to $74.60 and is All-In, BTN calls $30.10 and is All-In

Results: $247.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed 3Heart 3Club and LOST (-$123.10 NET)
Hero showed 6Diamond 4Diamond and WON $249.20 (+$126.10 NET)
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Mon, 03 Mar 2008, 6:40pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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"Hmmmm," he says, "lets see, I'm nitty as hell. I raised UTG so he's probably not gonna fuck with me with whatever he called with. I have position. I have TPTK on a board that's drawy as fuck. Nah, no value. Could be a tarp."

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-62124010-465
Table ganjach's HE, 3 Mar 2008 8:41 PM ET

Seat 4: _Noxie ($126.65 in chips)
Seat 5: TAmicus ($97.00 in chips)
Seat 7: xfrenchmike ($132.95 in chips)
Seat 8: _megarat_ ($106.55 in chips)
Seat 9: Galapogos [ 4Spade,4Club ] ($101.55 in chips)
Seat 10: __Seigoth__ ($136.15 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
_megarat_ posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
__Seigoth__ bets $4, _Noxie folds, TAmicus folds, xfrenchmike folds, _megarat_ folds, Galapogos calls $3.

Flop [board cards 9Club,QHeart,THeart ]
Galapogos checks, __Seigoth__ checks.

Turn [board cards 9Club,QHeart,THeart,TSpade ]
Galapogos checks, __Seigoth__ checks.

River [board cards 9Club,QHeart,THeart,TSpade,KDiamond ]
Galapogos checks, __Seigoth__ checks.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 4S,4Club ]
__Seigoth__ shows [ ASpade,QDiamond ]
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Tue, 04 Mar 2008, 1:33am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Location: Gainesville
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Button ($145.25)
SB ($396)
BB ($537.20)
UTG ($559.50)
Hero ($394)
CO ($423)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q, Q.
1 fold, Hero raises to $16, 1 fold, Button calls $16, 1 fold, BB calls $12.

Flop: ($50) 6, J, 9 (3 players)
BB bets $44, Hero raises to $120, Button folds, BB raises to $521.2, Hero calls $258 (All-In).

Turn: ($806) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($806) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $806

He had 5h4s; Man would I have pissed had a heart come on the river.
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littleogre
Post Posted: Thu, 06 Mar 2008, 9:49am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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This doesn't compare with some of the above hands but i thought this was an odd way to play a set. Not once does auntd bet enough to protect against any possible str8 draws. Also i'm not sure what the point of the river min bet was. This happens a lot at 2nl. People are so terrified of looseing callers that they make tiny little bets giving their enemies odds to suck out on them.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Fri, 07 Mar 2008, 11:59pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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littleogre wrote:
This doesn't compare with some of the above hands but i thought this was an odd way to play a set. Not once does auntd bet enough to protect against any possible str8 draws. Also i'm not sure what the point of the river min bet was. This happens a lot at 2nl. People are so terrified of looseing callers that they make tiny little bets giving their enemies odds to suck out on them.


Post results.

Edit: Also, post the hand.
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Pot commited!!!

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-62462718-512
Table Charli010's HE, 8 Mar 2008 3:29 AM ET

Seat 1: gregspace ($76.75 in chips)
Seat 2: N9000 ($20.00 in chips)
Seat 3: Galapogos [ TSpade,KClub ] ($114.65 in chips)
Seat 4: anderley22 ($20.80 in chips)
Seat 8: cavagraille ($100.65 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
cavagraille posts blind ($0.50), gregspace posts blind ($1), N9000 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
N9000 checks, Galapogos bets $5, anderley22 calls $5, cavagraille calls $4.50, gregspace folds, N9000 folds.

Flop [board cards KHeart,4Diamond,9Spade ]
cavagraille checks, Galapogos checks, anderley22 bets $3, cavagraille folds, Galapogos calls $3.

Turn [board cards KHeart,4Diamond,9Spade,4Spade ]
Galapogos checks, anderley22 bets $5, Galapogos bets $106.65 and is all-in, anderley22 calls $7.80 and is all-in.

River [board cards KHeart,4Diamond,9Spade,4Spade,7Spade ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ TSpade,KClub ]
anderley22 shows [ 5Heart,8Heart ]
Galapogos wins $140.05.


I know he it would be cooler if he had but more but still, that was for half his stack pretty much. Even for that little money, it just blew my mind how dumb it was.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sat, 08 Mar 2008, 12:12am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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So I've had a pretty bad week in terms of how I've been running. Went on a 4bi downer, which is MASSIVE for me. Not saying I'm good, you've seen my competition.

Anyway, I'm having a good session, up about 3 buy-ins and was thinking it was a pretty good day after the last few. But then I think, "It would be nice to have about $200 more before I quit." Then no longer after that thought enters my head does this deep stacked buddy of mine make himself known. Somehow I hadn't noticed him yet. There was a huge fish between us earlier that I was focusing on.

Anyway, he snap called on the river. And I mean fucking SNAP called! Like Hellmuth's beating you into the pot with his chips style. It was so fast, before the cards were turned over, I actually thought fuck was there a straight flush on board that I missed??


Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-62440641-1070
Table Francistown, 8 Mar 2008 3:24 AM ET

Seat 1: ruimiguel x ($48.35 in chips)
Seat 4: Azagal IV ($225.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos [ 8Club,AClub ] ($257.10 in chips)
Seat 10: DayneG ($16.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Azagal IV posts blind ($0.50), Galapogos posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
DayneG folds, ruimiguel x folds, Azagal IV calls $0.50, Galapogos bets $4, Azagal IV calls $4.

Flop [board cards 2Club,8Spade,QDiamond ]
Azagal IV checks, Galapogos bets $6, Azagal IV calls $6.

Turn [board cards 2Club,8Spade,QDiamond,TClub ]
Azagal IV checks, Galapogos checks.

River [board cards 2Club,8Spade,QDiamond,TClub,9Club ]
Azagal IV bets $20, Galapogos bets $246.10 and is all-in, Azagal IV calls $194 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ 8Club,AClub ]
Azagal IV shows [ QClub,JHeart ]
Galapogos wins $480.10.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Thu, 27 Mar 2008, 10:48pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Don't these guys know it's cool to let go once your bluff obviously isn't going to work? Or do they not know they're bluffing?


Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #P4-63977848-1222
Table Kellerman666's HE, 28 Mar 2008 12:28 AM ET

Seat 4: driethus1 ($51.45 in chips)
Seat 6: ftollaksen51 ($85.95 in chips)
Seat 8: Kellerman666 ($97.00 in chips)
Seat 9: neil03031980 ($221.45 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ THeart,QHeart ] ($102.95 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
driethus1 posts blind ($0.50), ftollaksen51 posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
Kellerman666 folds, neil03031980 folds, Galapogos bets $4, driethus1 calls $3.50, ftollaksen51 calls $3.

Flop [board cards 2Diamond,TDiamond,TClub ]
driethus1 checks, ftollaksen51 checks, Galapogos bets $8, driethus1 folds, ftollaksen51 bets $30, Galapogos bets $90.95 and is all-in, ftollaksen51 calls $51.95 and is all-in.

Turn [board cards 2Diamond,TDiamond,TClub,3Club ]

River [board cards 2Diamond,TDiamond,TClub,3Club,4Heart ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ THeart,QHeart ]
ftollaksen51 shows [ KHeart,2Spade ]
Galapogos wins $189.90
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Post Posted: Fri, 28 Mar 2008, 10:44pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 16 May 2006
Posts: 999
WPP: 79
Location: New Zealand
I thought the games were dead until I met this monkey:

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $330.85
CO: $171.50
Hero: $200.00
SB: $106.30
BB: $200.00

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with T Heart A Diamond
2 folds, Hero raises to $7, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 4 Heart 6 Spade A Spade ($21, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $17, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: A Heart ($72, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $45, SB folds, BB raises all-in $176, Hero calls all-in $131.

River: 8 Club ($424, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $424)


Results:
Final pot: $424
BB shows JH JC
Hero shows 10H AD

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $356.65
CO: $173.55
Hero: $446.55
SB: $195.00
BB: $203.25

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with T Club 5 Club
2 folds, Hero raises to $7, SB folds, BB raises to $11, Hero calls.

Flop: 7 Club 4 Club A Club ($23, 2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero raises to $45, BB raises to $79, Hero raises all-in $388.55, BB calls all-in $111.25.
Uncalled bets: $198.3 returned to Hero.

Turn: 7 Heart ($403.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $403.5)


River: K Heart ($403.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $403.5)


Results:
Final pot: $403.5
Hero shows 10C 5C
BB shows AH10S
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Muzzard
Post Posted: Sat, 29 Mar 2008, 6:41pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Posts: 1611
WPP: 61
Location: Cheshire, UK
I have 3rd pair no kicker, with flush and straight board. Must be good?

$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Profiles and Stacks:
UTG ($54.35) 50.0/40.0/3.0 (10)
CO ($77.95) 70.0/10.0/0.5 (10)
Hero ($24.65) 10.0/10.0/3.0 (10)
SB ($23.00) 30.0/0.0/0.0 (10)
BB ($21.20) 20.0/10.0/1.0 (10)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 5 players) Hero is BTN Ace of Hearts Queen of Diamonds
1 fold, CO calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.2, 2 folds, CO calls $0.95

Flop: Ten of Hearts King of Spades Jack of Hearts ($2.75, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $2.5, CO calls $2.5

Turn: Seven of Spades ($7.75, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets $5.25, CO calls $5.25

River: Four of Hearts ($18.25, 2 players)
CO checks, Hero goes all-in $15.7, CO calls $15.7

Final Pot: $49.65
Hero shows: Ace of Hearts Queen of Diamonds
CO shows: Ten of Diamonds Two of Diamonds

Hero wins $47.65 ( won +$23 )
CO lost -$24.65
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Muzzard
Post Posted: Sun, 30 Mar 2008, 2:56pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Posts: 1611
WPP: 61
Location: Cheshire, UK
WHY?????????

$0.1/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($9.75)
UTG+1 ($13.60)
CO ($23.50)
BTN ($10.20)
SB ($16.15)
Hero ($25.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is BB King of Clubs King of Diamonds
UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.25, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1.75, UTG folds, BTN folds, SB goes all-in $16.15, Hero calls $14.4

Flop: Ace of Diamonds Queen of Clubs Queen of Diamonds ($32.8, 2 players)

Turn: Four of Diamonds ($32.8, 2 players)

River: Five of Clubs ($32.8, 2 players)

Final Pot: $32.80
Hero shows: King of Clubs King of Diamonds
SB shows: Seven of Clubs Jack of Hearts

Hero wins $31.2 ( won +$15.05 )
UTG lost -$0.25
BTN lost -$0.25
SB lost -$16.15
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 30 Mar 2008, 5:14pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 2186
WPP: 107
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Some tagfish. Not sure if he's a reg or not, but he plays the role with the auto-reloading after any pot and stats that seem to suggest he knows what he's doing. For some reason he made it his mission to defend his blinds against me with a call and donk bet. We had done this a couple times and now he decided to take a stand with this monster I guess...

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-64223877-631
Table Belize City, 30 Mar 2008 6:08 PM ET

Seat 3: lill_alex ($151.25 in chips)
Seat 7: vk4804 ($36.90 in chips)
Seat 8: Galapogos [ ADiamond,KSpade ] ($191.10 in chips)
Seat 9: chemant ($100.00 in chips)
Seat 10: sealcham ($100.00 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
chemant posts blind ($0.50), sealcham posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
lill_alex folds, vk4804 folds, Galapogos bets $4, chemant folds, sealcham calls $3.

Flop [board cards 4Club,3Spade,KHeart ]
sealcham bets $3.50, Galapogos bets $14, sealcham bets $25, Galapogos calls $14.50.

Turn [board cards 4Club,3Spade,KHeart,2Heart ]
sealcham bets $15, Galapogos bets $158.60 and is all-in, sealcham calls $52.50 and is all-in.

River [board cards 4Club,3Spade,KHeart,2Heart,JClub ]

SHOWDOWN
Galapogos shows [ ADiamond,KSpade ]
sealcham shows [ 2Diamond,AClub ]
Galapogos wins $288.60.
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Sun, 30 Mar 2008, 5:18pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Must have had 23o to make this fold


Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-64235943-14
Table Kowloon, 30 Mar 2008 5:29 PM ET

Seat 2: loding92 ($58.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Galapogos [ ADiamond,KDiamond ] ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 8: Skuttvicious ($119.70 in chips)
Seat 10: hichami ($125.60 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
hichami posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
loding92 bets $5, Galapogos calls $5, Skuttvicious folds, hichami folds.

Flop [board cards THeart,7Diamond,KClub ]
loding92 bets $8, Galapogos calls $8.

Turn [board cards THeart,7Diamond,KClub,QSpade ]
loding92 checks, Galapogos bets $15, loding92 calls $15.

River [board cards THeart,7Diamond,KClub,QSpade,8Diamond ]
loding92 bets $25, Galapogos bets $50, loding92 folds with $5 and change left.
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Post Posted: Sun, 30 Mar 2008, 5:34pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Posts: 1611
WPP: 61
Location: Cheshire, UK
Galapogos wrote:
The ultimate match-up. Spew station vs call station, deep.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-55901024-846
played at "Gorki" for USD RM from 2007-12-13 19:50 until 2007-12-13 19:51

Seat 3: reptiliya ($70.60 in chips)
Seat 6: butter8 ($405.25 in chips)
Seat 7: Galapogos ($134.50 in chips)
Seat 8: -X-S&T ($196.30 in chips)
Seat 10: GreenAngel- ($99.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
Galapogos posts blind ($0.50), -X-S&T posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
GreenAngel- folds, reptiliya folds, butter8 bets $4, Galapogos folds, -X-S&T calls $3.

Flop [board cards: 6Spade,3Heart,2Spade ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $6, -X-S&T bets $14, butter8 bets $30, -X-S&T calls $22.

Turn [board cards: 6Spade,3Heart,2Spade,3Club ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $56, -X-S&T calls $56.

River [board cards: 6Spade,3Heart,2Spade,3Club,TDiamond ]
-X-S&T checks, butter8 bets $122, -X-S&T calls $100.30 and is all-in.

SHOWDOWN
butter8 shows [ 9Diamond,QDiamond ]
-X-S&T shows [ KHeart,6Spade ]
butter8 wins $21.70, -X-S&T wins $390.10.


This hand makes me lol so much.
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Shifubowa
Post Posted: Sun, 30 Mar 2008, 10:48pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Straight
Straight

Joined: 03 Sep 2007
Posts: 168
WPP: 138

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $103
SB: $118.25
BB: $192.75
UTG: $136.20
MP: $104.55
CO: $94.60

Pre-Flop: THeart TDiamond dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, SB folds, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.50) KSpade TClub 7Club (2 Players)
BB bets $7.50, Hero calls $7.50

Turn: ($22.50) 2Diamond (2 Players)
BB bets $22.50, Hero raises to $45, BB raises to $67.50, Hero raises to $92 and is All-In, BB calls $24.50

River: ($206.50) 4Spade (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $206.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed THeart TDiamond (three of a kind, Tens) and WON $203.50 (+$100.50 NET)
BB showed 6Diamond ADiamond (Ace King high) and LOST (-$103 NET)
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Tue, 01 Apr 2008, 5:39pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 2186
WPP: 107
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Yeah... I'm not gonna be folding preflop as much at a table of retards anymore.


Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #P4-64408992-240
Table Tempe, 1 Apr 2008 8:57 PM ET

Seat 1: graebsch ($202.00 in chips)
Seat 3: lba18 ($120.35 in chips)
Seat 7: karoas24 ($98.00 in chips)
Seat 8: PIRON777 ($104.95 in chips)
Seat 10: Galapogos [ JSpade,JClub ] ($414.95 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
karoas24 posts blind ($1), PIRON777 posts blind ($2).

Pre-Flop
Galapogos bets $7, graebsch folds, lba18 bets $20, karoas24 calls $19, PIRON777 folds, Galapogos folds.

Flop [board cards 4Club,ASpade,9Heart ]
karoas24 checks, lba18 bets $50, karoas24 bets $78 and is all-in, lba18 calls $28.

Turn [board cards 4Club,ASpade,9Heart,JHeart ]

River [board cards 4Club,ASpade,9Heart,JHeart,6Heart ]

SHOWDOWN
karoas24 shows [ 9Spade,9Diamond ]
lba18 shows [ 2Heart,2Diamond ]

karoas24 wins $202.
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Numbr2intheWorld
Post Posted: Tue, 01 Apr 2008, 10:49pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Almost as bad as that idiot heybude
Almost as bad as that idiot heybude

Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Posts: 3068
WPP: 71

this is pretty bad for 600NL imo

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (4 handed) Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($234)
Hero ($608.50)
Button ($237)
SB ($240)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8, 8. Hero posts a blind of $6.
Button raises to $21, BB calls $18, Hero (poster) raises to $78, Button calls $51, BB raises to $144, Hero raises to $686.5 (All-In), Button calls $165 (All-In), BB calls $111 (All-In).

Flop: ($747) 8, A, K (4 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: ($747) K (4 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($747) 2 (4 players, 3 all-in)

Final Pot: $747


BB has 5d 5s (two pair, kings and fives).
Hero has 8c 8s (full house, eights full of kings).
Button has Js Qh (one pair, kings).
SB has (one pair, kings).
Outcome:
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Shifubowa
Post Posted: Wed, 02 Apr 2008, 5:55pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Straight
Straight

Joined: 03 Sep 2007
Posts: 168
WPP: 138

How slow can you go?

Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP: $130.66
Hero (CO): $98.50
BTN: $168.87
SB: $121.38
BB: $541.19
UTG: $125.29

Pre-Flop: 9Spade ASpade dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, BTN folds, SB calls $3, BB folds

Flop: ($8) 8Spade 8Club 6Diamond (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($8) 8Heart (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($8) 2Spade (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Results: $8 Pot ($0.40 Rake)
Hero mucked 9Spade ASpade (three of a kind, Eights) and LOST (-$3.50 NET)
SB showed 9Club 8Diamond (four of a kind, Eights) and WON $7.60 (+$4.10 NET)
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DrivingDog
Post Posted: Sun, 06 Apr 2008, 12:57pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 920
WPP: 130
Location: UK
PokerStars 5/10 LHE (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K, A.
1 fold, Hero raises, 2 folds, SB calls, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (12 SB) A, 4, 7 (3 players)
SB bets, BB folds, Hero raises, SB calls.

Turn: (8 BB) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

River: (10 BB) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Final Pot: 12 BB


SB has 6d 3h (a pair of aces)
Hero has Kd Ah (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 12 BB.
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Shifubowa
Post Posted: Mon, 07 Apr 2008, 9:13pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Straight
Straight

Joined: 03 Sep 2007
Posts: 168
WPP: 138

A tad too much of an overbet.

Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $199.75
Hero (CO): $255.45
BTN: $262.60
SB: $212
BB: $192

Pre-Flop: 7Spade 7Club dealt to Hero (CO)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $7, 2 folds, BB calls $5

Flop: ($15) 3Spade 3Heart 3Diamond (2 Players)
BB bets $185 and is All-In, Hero calls $185

Turn: ($385) 2Heart (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($385) QHeart (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $385 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed 7Spade 7Club (a full house, Threes full of Sevens) and WON $383 (+$191 NET)
BB showed 6Spade AHeart (three of a kind, Threes) and LOST (-$192 NET)
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Thu, 10 Apr 2008, 1:38am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Needless to say I was pretty pumped to see this hand go down as I took my seat at the table.


TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, P4-65006703-1530
played at "Oxford" for USD RM from 2008-04-09 21:21 until 2008-04-09 21:22

Seat 6: MuseVictory ($100 in chips)
Seat 7: DootchMoN ($96.50 in chips)

Antes/Blinds
DootchMoN posts blind ($0.50), MuseVictory posts blind ($1).

Pre-Flop
DootchMoN bets $3, MuseVictory bets $9.50, DootchMoN calls $7.

Flop [board cards: 6Spade 5Diamond 9Diamond ]
MuseVictory checks, DootchMoN checks.

Turn [board cards: 6Spade 5Diamond 9Diamond THeart ]
MuseVictory bets $15, DootchMoN calls $15.

River [board cards: 6Spade 5Diamond 9Diamond THeart 9Spade ]
MuseVictory bets $37.50, DootchMoN calls $37.50.

SHOWDOWN
MuseVictory shows [ JClub,KHeart ]
DootchMoN shows [ QClub,KClub ]

DootchMoN wins $125.
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DrivingDog
Post Posted: Wed, 16 Apr 2008, 8:05pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 920
WPP: 130
Location: UK
Playing the board = I have the nuts!

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (2 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 4, 9.
Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: (2 SB) 8, 7, 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: (2 BB) 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: (2 BB) 5 (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8 BB

Results in white below:
BB has 3d As (straight, eight high).
Hero has 4s 9d (straight, nine high).
Outcome: Hero wins 8 BB.
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zxqv8
Post Posted: Tue, 22 Apr 2008, 11:32pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
3-of-a-Kind
3-of-a-Kind

Joined: 17 May 2006
Posts: 79
WPP: 120

I guess I can add to this topic tonight. A series of hands with a small story.

I sit down at an average 5nl table and there's a chatty guy sitting about 240bb deep (I normally am not a fan of deepstacking 5nl, but this story makes me ambivalent about it). I'm dealt AK and hit my ace, so I just play it hard getting it in on the river and he folds. Then this hand comes (note the chat, he's our chatty guy):

$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
8 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($8.02)
UTG+1 ($1.78)
MP1 ($4.77)
MP2 ($9.81)
CO ($1.90)
BTN ($5.92)
SB ($10.61)
BB ($5.21)

Pre-flop: ($0.07, 8 players) Hero is UTG King of Diamonds Ace of Spades
SB says "you have zip stats zx", SB says "must be new here", Hero raises to $0.2, 5 folds, SB calls $0.18, BB calls $0.15

Flop: Jack of Clubs King of Clubs Four of Diamonds ($0.6, 3 players)
SB says "that guarantess a suckoutneannabe", SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $0.4, SB calls $0.4, BB calls $0.4

Turn: Six of Diamonds ($1.8, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $1.3, SB calls $1.3, BB calls $1.3

River: Four of Clubs ($5.7, 3 players)
SB bets $3.35, BB goes all-in $3.31, SB says "fold", Hero folds, SB says "lol 96"

Final Pot: $12.32
SB shows: Three of Clubs Five of Clubs
BB shows: Nine of Clubs Six of Clubs

SB wins $0.04 ( lost -$5.21 )
BB wins $11.72 ( won +$6.51 )
Hero lost -$1.90

Hard to say what's funnier, that he played the hand like that, or that he laughed at the other guy for playing the same way. Remember SB as Donk #1 and BB as Donk #2.

Few hands later I'm on a bit of a heater and this hand occurs tangling with Donk #2:

$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($11.16)
UTG+1 ($10.36)
MP1 ($9.95)
MP2 ($3.57)
Hero ($5.98)
CO ($1.96)
BTN ($4.52)
SB ($9.69)
BB ($10.83)

Pre-flop: ($0.07, 9 players) Hero is MP3 King of Hearts Ace of Spades
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.25, 4 folds, MP1 calls $0.2

Flop: Nine of Diamonds Ace of Clubs Three of Diamonds ($0.57, 2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $0.4, MP1 calls $0.4

Turn: Two of Clubs ($1.37, 2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $1, MP1 calls $1

River: Five of Spades ($3.37, 2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $2, MP1 calls $2

Final Pot: $7.37
MP1 shows: Jack of Hearts Ace of Hearts
Hero shows: King of Hearts Ace of Spades

Hero wins $7.02 ( won +$3.37 )
MP1 lost -$3.65

In all, not a spectacular hand, but he obviously didn't consider what I could be playing at him with. The interesting part is that right after this hand, Donk #1 says something like, "you should be glad i folded, I woulda had 2p." and I can't help but respond, "I'm never happy when you fold." I guess that tilted him or something, because 2 or 3 hands later, this happens:

$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
7 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($2.92)
Hero ($9.35)
MP ($4.52)
CO ($9.67)
BTN ($10.76)
SB ($10.31)
BB ($6.97)

Pre-flop: ($0.07, 7 players) Hero is UTG+1 Ace of Spades King of Hearts
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.2, 3 folds, SB calls $0.18, 1 fold

Flop: Ace of Clubs Ace of Hearts Three of Clubs ($0.45, 2 players)
SB bets $1.45, Hero raises to $4, SB goes all-in $10.11, Hero goes all-in $5.15

Turn: Queen of Hearts ($18.75, 2 players)

River: Seven of Hearts ($18.75, 2 players)
SB says "lol", SB says "haoppy now"

Final Pot: $18.75
SB shows: Four of Clubs Three of Spades
Hero shows: Ace of Spades King of Hearts

SB wins $0.96 ( lost -$9.35 )
Hero wins $17.85 ( won +$8.5 )

Why yes, thank you. I am happy now. Smile
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Post Posted: Tue, 22 Apr 2008, 11:38pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
3-of-a-Kind
3-of-a-Kind

Joined: 17 May 2006
Posts: 79
WPP: 120

To spice things up a bit, a dumb play by me!

$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($5.42)
UTG+1 ($6.05)
MP1 ($5.83)
MP2 ($1.48)
MP3 ($2.27)
CO ($4.52)
BTN ($8.65)
SB ($10.45)
Hero ($7.83)

Pre-flop: ($0.07, 9 players) Hero is BB King of Diamonds King of Hearts
UTG calls $0.05, UTG+1 calls $0.05, 2 folds, MP3 calls $0.05, CO calls $0.05, BTN calls $0.05, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.5, UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP3 folds, CO folds, BTN calls $0.45

Flop: Two of Diamonds Ten of Spades Seven of Diamonds ($1.22, 2 players)
Hero bets $7, BTN calls $7

Turn: Four of Spades ($15.22, 2 players)
Hero goes all-in $0.33, BTN calls $0.33

River: Six of Spades ($15.88, 2 players)

Final Pot: $15.88
BTN shows: Jack of Spades Ten of Hearts
Hero shows: King of Diamonds King of Hearts

Hero wins $15.13 ( won +$7.3 )
BTN lost -$7.83
UTG lost -$0.05
UTG+1 lost -$0.05
MP3 lost -$0.05
CO lost -$0.05

I misbet horribly here, intending to bet 0.70, which in itself is kinda dumb. Razz Honestly though, I think my stupidity here Brick wall is far overshadowed by his stupidity in calling. Ship it!
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JinxT4
Post Posted: Wed, 23 Apr 2008, 12:05am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flush
Flush

Joined: 09 Feb 2007
Posts: 265
WPP: 68

Fun hand from earlier today:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP3 ($7.35)
CO ($30.15)
Button ($28.65)
SB ($25)
BB ($26.40)
UTG ($15)
Hero ($25)
MP1 ($19.80)
MP2 ($30.70)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with , . UTG posts a blind of $0.25.
UTG (poster) checks, Hero raises to $1.25, 6 folds, BB calls $1, UTG folds.

Flop: ($2.85) , , (2 players)
BB bets $0.25, Hero calls $0.25.

Turn: ($3.35) (2 players)
BB bets $2.5, Hero raises to $5, BB raises to $24.9, Hero calls $18.50 (All-In).

River: ($50.35) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $50.35

Results below:
BB has 2h As (one pair, kings).
Hero has Kh Ks (four of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $50.35.

Turn minraise just to see wtf he would do b/c I had no idea what he could possibly have since I had the deck stacked. Always happy to get it AI when your opp is drawing dead (especially when he doesn't know it & thinks he has outs). Smile
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Wed, 30 Apr 2008, 4:15pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
{NSFW - nipple}
{NSFW - nipple}

Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 2186
WPP: 107
Location: The Loser's Lounge
Thanks I guess...

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($120.60)
CO ($58.45)
BTN ($97.00)
SB ($107.35)
BB ($105.55)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 5 players) Hero is UTG Queen of Spades Queen of Diamonds
Hero bets $4, CO calls $4, 1 fold, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold

Flop: Four of Spades Nine of Diamonds Five of Hearts ($13, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, 1 fold, SB bets $14, Hero calls $7.

Turn: King of Spades ($41, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: Ace of Diamonds ($41, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $41
SB shows: King of Hearts King of Diamonds
Hero shows: Queen of Spades Queen of Diamonds

SB wins $38.95 ( won +$20.95 )
Hero lost -$18.00
CO lost -$4.00
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Galapogos
Post Posted: Wed, 30 Apr 2008, 4:23pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
{NSFW - nipple}
{NSFW - nipple}

Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 2186
WPP: 107
Location: The Loser's Lounge
More expert tarpping

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($48.50)
CO ($14.90)
BTN ($373.00)
SB ($106.40)
Hero ($100.00)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 5 players) Hero is BB Seven of Clubs Seven of Diamonds
3 folds, SB bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.

Flop: Six of Diamonds Three of Clubs Nine of Clubs ($4, 2 players)
SB bets $1, Hero calls $1.

Turn: Nine of Spades ($6, 2 players)
SB bets $1, Hero bets $5, SB calls $4.

River: King of Spades ($16, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $16
SB shows: Six of Hearts Six of Spades
Hero shows: Seven of Clubs Seven of Diamonds

SB wins $15.2 ( won $7.2 )
Hero lost -$8.00
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Post Posted: Wed, 30 Apr 2008, 4:29pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
{NSFW - nipple}
{NSFW - nipple}

Joined: 11 Jun 2005
Posts: 2186
WPP: 107
Location: The Loser's Lounge
My head asploded when I saw what he called with, especially after his chat. Then my heart sunk as I saw the turn and just knew this would not end well.


$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
3 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN ($30.65)
SB ($201.50)
Hero ($142.40)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 3 players) Hero is BB Jack of Spades Jack of Clubs
BTN calls $1, SB calls $0.50, Hero bets $6, BTN calls $6, SB folds

Flop: Three of Spades Queen of Hearts Seven of Diamonds ($15, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $2, Hero goes all-in $135.40,
BTN says: 3 queens?
BTN goes all-in $21.65

Turn: Ten of Clubs ($174.05, 2 players)

River: King of Diamonds ($174.05, 2 players)

Final Pot: $174.05
Hero shows: Jack of Spades Jack of Clubs
BTN shows: Jack of Hearts King of Clubs

Hero wins $111.75 ( lost -$30.65 )
BTN wins $60.3 ( won $29.65 )
SB lost -$1.00


Me: I can't believe it. Did that seriously just happen?
BTN says: hey, that's poker. I even had my aces cracked earlier today.
Me: I don't think you understand the truly amazing part of that hand.



SERIOUSLY! YOU PUT ME ON 3 FUCKING QUEENS AND THEN CALL WITH K HIGH!!!

Maybe this belongs in the bad beat forum but I think his stupidity was far more interesting than the beat.
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DrivingDog
Post Posted: Sat, 03 May 2008, 6:55pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 920
WPP: 130
Location: UK
don't see this too often but it's funny when it happens...the old limp-fold.

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J, K.
1 fold, MP calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, MP folds.

Final Pot: 1.50 BB


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DrivingDog
Post Posted: Sat, 03 May 2008, 6:58pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 920
WPP: 130
Location: UK
It's so nice when you're afraid someone has you crushed and it turns out they're just making an idiotic play.

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

Preflop: Hero is CO with , .
2 folds, Hero raises, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) , , (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.25 BB) (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

River: (8.25 BB) (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 8.25 BB

Results:
BB has 9h 8h (one pair, kings).
Hero has Tc Kc (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.25 BB.
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Sun, 04 May 2008, 12:41am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 2127
WPP: 48
Location: Gainesville
Man I laughed my ass off when I saw his hand after he timed down for like a minute.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($420)
BB ($539.90)
UTG ($618)
MP ($828.90)
Hero ($619.05)
Button ($1077.95)

Preflop: Hero is CO with , .
2 folds, Hero raises to $18, 1 fold, SB calls $15, 1 fold.

Flop: ($42) , , (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $30, SB calls $30.

Turn: ($102) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $66, SB calls $66.

River: ($234) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $505.05 (All-In), SB calls $306 (All-In).

Final Pot: $846

Results in white below:
SB doesn't show. (AdQc)
Hero has Ks Kh (two pair, kings and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $1045.05.
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Mon, 05 May 2008, 1:32am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 2127
WPP: 48
Location: Gainesville
Funny one with 13 left in the Sunday Million today.

PokerStars Game #17212423256: Tournament #86176606, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XXXIII (125000/250000) - 2008/05/05 - 01:28:36 (ET)
Table '86176606 219' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ShankingYou (4436127 in chips)
Seat 3: football0000 (2889802 in chips)
Seat 4: etushekki (2169736 in chips)
Seat 6: Iron Henry (11315555 in chips)
Seat 7: jlost88 (12126253 in chips)
Seat 9: Duffman08 (6860615 in chips)
ShankingYou: posts the ante 25000
football0000: posts the ante 25000
etushekki: posts the ante 25000
Iron Henry: posts the ante 25000
jlost88: posts the ante 25000
Duffman08: posts the ante 25000
football0000: posts small blind 125000
etushekki: posts big blind 250000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Iron Henry: folds
jlost88: folds
Duffman08: folds
ShankingYou: folds
football0000: calls 125000
etushekki: checks
*** FLOP *** [2c Tc 6d]
football0000: checks
etushekki: bets 1894736 and is all-in
football0000: calls 1894736
*** TURN *** [2c Tc 6d] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [2c Tc 6d 5d] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
football0000: shows [2d 7s] (a pair of Deuces)
etushekki: shows [Ts 8d] (a pair of Tens)
etushekki collected 4439472 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4439472 | Rake 0
Board [2c Tc 6d 5d 4c]
Seat 1: ShankingYou (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: football0000 (small blind) showed [2d 7s] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 4: etushekki (big blind) showed [Ts 8d] and won (4439472) with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: Iron Henry folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: jlost88 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Duffman08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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silu73
Post Posted: Mon, 05 May 2008, 2:47am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 16 May 2006
Posts: 999
WPP: 79
Location: New Zealand
I think I just played one of my worst hands ever. I post in this thread purely as a therapeutic measure.

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $460.30
CO: $849.30
Hero: $416.00
SB: $417.10
BB: $411.00

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A Diamond Q Heart
UTG raises to $14, CO folds, Hero calls, 2 folds.

Flop: 4 Heart K Heart A Club ($34, 2 players)
UTG bets $22, Hero calls.

Turn: 5 Spade ($78, 2 players)
UTG bets $65, Hero calls.

River: A Heart ($208, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $100, UTG raises all-in $359.3, Hero calls all-in $215.
Uncalled bets: $44.3 returned to UTG.

Results:
Final pot: $838
UTG shows 5H 5C
Hero shows AD QH
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Deanglow
Post Posted: Sat, 10 May 2008, 10:57am    Post subject: Reply with quote
4-of-a-Kind
4-of-a-Kind

Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 2127
WPP: 48
Location: Gainesville
PokerStars GAME #17321696705: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2008/05/09 - 23:12:01 (ET)
Table 'Comacina IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: kemikar ($1379.20 in chips)
Seat 3: lolly58 ($190.35 in chips)
Seat 5: kentucky1996 ($609 in chips)
Seat 6: PiS.ToTo ($1321.85 in chips)
lolly58: posts small blind $3
FastEddie267: is sitting out
kentucky1996: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kemikar [Jd Tc]
PiS.ToTo: folds
evjo joins the table at seat #2
kemikar: raises $12 to $18
lolly58: calls $15
kentucky1996: folds
*** FLOP *** [9c Qc 2h]
lolly58: bets $12
kemikar: calls $12
*** TURN *** [9c Qc 2h] [Kc]
lolly58: bets $12
kemikar: raises $54 to $66
FastEddie267 leaves the table
lolly58: calls $54
*** RIVER *** [9c Qc 2h Kc] [6s]
lolly58: bets $30
kemikar: raises $156 to $186
lolly58: calls $64.35 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($91.65) returned to kemikar
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kemikar: shows [Jd Tc] (a straight, Nine to King)
lolly58: mucks hand
kemikar collected $384.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $386.70 | Rake $2
Board [9c Qc 2h Kc 6s]
Seat 1: kemikar (button) showed [Jd Tc] and won ($384.70) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 3: lolly58 (small blind) mucked [4h 4c]
Seat 5: kentucky1996 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: PiS.ToTo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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DrivingDog
Post Posted: Sat, 10 May 2008, 12:05pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 920
WPP: 130
Location: UK
I don't think this guy knows the rules of Razz...

PokerStars Game #17331303585: Tournament #87036647, Freeroll HORSE (Razz Limit) - Level III (40/80) - 2008/05/10 - 12:00:41 (ET)
Table '87036647 277' 8-max
Seat 1: TheTruthBaby (1560 in chips)
Seat 2: phg3928 (1586 in chips)
Seat 3: ladydee123 (1161 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: Pamela999 (1265 in chips)
Seat 5: Fellansd (1457 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: DrivingDog (1644 in chips)
Seat 7: MrBlitz (1427 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: MojoRidende (3534 in chips)
Pamela999: posts the ante 8
Fellansd: posts the ante 8
DrivingDog: posts the ante 8
MrBlitz: posts the ante 8
MojoRidende: posts the ante 8
TheTruthBaby: posts the ante 8
phg3928: posts the ante 8
ladydee123: posts the ante 8
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to TheTruthBaby [4d]
Dealt to phg3928 [Kh]
Dealt to ladydee123 [2h]
Dealt to Pamela999 [Qd]
Dealt to Fellansd [4h]
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac]
Dealt to MrBlitz [9c]
Dealt to MojoRidende [Th]
phg3928: brings in for 12
ladydee123: folds
Pamela999: folds
Fellansd: folds
DrivingDog: raises 28 to 40
MrBlitz: folds
MojoRidende: raises 40 to 80
TheTruthBaby: folds
phg3928: folds
DrivingDog: raises 40 to 120
MojoRidende: raises 40 to 160
Betting is capped
DrivingDog: calls 40
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac] [5c]
Dealt to MojoRidende [Th] [6s]
DrivingDog: bets 40
MojoRidende: raises 40 to 80
DrivingDog: raises 40 to 120
MojoRidende: raises 40 to 160
Betting is capped
ladydee123 has returned
DrivingDog: calls 40
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac 5c] [3d]
Dealt to MojoRidende [Th 6s] [Ad]
DrivingDog: bets 80
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 160
DrivingDog: raises 80 to 240
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 320
Betting is capped
DrivingDog: calls 80
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac 5c 3d] [8s]
Dealt to MojoRidende [Th 6s Ad] [7d]
DrivingDog: bets 80
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 160
DrivingDog: raises 80 to 240
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 320
Betting is capped
DrivingDog: calls 80
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to DrivingDog [2s 7h Ac 5c 3d 8s] [8h]
DrivingDog: bets 80
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 160
DrivingDog: raises 80 to 240
MojoRidende: raises 80 to 320
Betting is capped
DrivingDog: calls 80
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MojoRidende: shows [8c 6d Th 6s Ad 7d 6c] (Lo: T,8,7,6,A)
DrivingDog: shows [2s 7h Ac 5c 3d 8s 8h] (Lo: 7,5,3,2,A)
DrivingDog collected 2636 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2636 | Rake 0
Seat 1: TheTruthBaby folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 2: phg3928 folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 3: ladydee123 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pamela999 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Fellansd folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DrivingDog showed [2s 7h Ac 5c 3d 8s 8h] and won (2636) with Lo: 7,5,3,2,A
Seat 7: MrBlitz folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: MojoRidende showed [8c 6d Th 6s Ad 7d 6c] and lost with Lo: T,8,7,6,A
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Post Posted: Tue, 13 May 2008, 12:54pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Straight
Straight

Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 226
WPP: 82
Location: Lincoln, UK
Another Ongame beauty, stupid shortstackers.

0.25/0.50 btw, stupid Ongame.

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #P4-67547651-120
Table Jena, 13 May 2008 4:22 PM ET

Seat 3: aurelienlela ($10.45 in chips)
Seat 4: -Johnny.Cash ($51.20 in chips)
Seat 6: Vin_Nipux ($104.15 in chips)
Seat 8: Taxi_Driver4 [ JH,JC ] ($94.45 in chips)
Seat 9: TowerFisher7 ($103.35 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
aurelienlela posts blind ($0.25), -Johnny.Cash posts blind ($0.50).

PRE-FLOP
Vin_Nipux folds, Taxi_Driver4 bets $2, TowerFisher7 folds, aurelienlela calls $1.75, -Johnny.Cash folds.

FLOP [board cards 10D,JS,7H ]
aurelienlela checks, Taxi_Driver4 bets $3, aurelienlela calls $3.

TURN [board cards 10D,JS,7H,7S ]
aurelienlela checks, Taxi_Driver4 checks.

RIVER [board cards 10D,JS,7H,7S,3S ]
aurelienlela bets $5, Taxi_Driver4 bets $10, aurelienlela folds. leaving $0.45 behind

SHOWDOWN
Taxi_Driver4 wins $24.50.

SUMMARY
Dealer: TowerFisher7
Pot: $25.50, (including rake: $1)
aurelienlela loses $10
-Johnny.Cash loses $0.50
Vin_Nipux loses $0
Taxi_Driver4 bets $15, collects $24.50, net $9.50
TowerFisher7 loses $0
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Muzzard
Post Posted: Mon, 19 May 2008, 2:07pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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4-of-a-Kind

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Posts: 1611
WPP: 61
Location: Cheshire, UK
Whaaaat??

$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($60.30)
UTG+1 ($60.00)
CO ($49.50)
BTN ($49.00)
SB ($78.05)
Hero ($98.85)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is BB Ten of Spades Ten of Hearts
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.5, CO calls $0.5, BTN raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero calls $2.5, UTG+1 calls $2.5, CO folds

Flop: Ten of Diamonds Queen of Diamonds Five of Spades ($9.75, 3 players)
Hero bets $6.75, UTG+1 calls $6.75, BTN goes all-in $46, Hero goes all-in $95.85, UTG+1 goes all-in $50.25

Turn: Eight of Spades ($169.75, 3 players)

River: Five of Hearts ($169.75, 3 players)

Final Pot: $169.75
BTN shows: Queen of Hearts Jack of Hearts
Hero shows: Ten of Spades Ten of Hearts
UTG+1 shows: Ace of Diamonds Jack of Clubs

Hero wins $205.6 ( won +$106.75 )
CO lost -$0.50
BTN lost -$49.00
UTG+1 lost -$60.00
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ChrisBCritter
Post Posted: Mon, 19 May 2008, 3:42pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Full House
Full House

Joined: 06 Aug 2005
Posts: 770
WPP: 185
Location: Falmouth, ME
Muzzard wrote:
Whaaaat??
No no. It's WEEEEEEEE!!!
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zxqv8
Post Posted: Mon, 19 May 2008, 7:31pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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3-of-a-Kind

Joined: 17 May 2006
Posts: 79
WPP: 120

Witness the 3 street semi-bluff call, the single most powerful move in unlimited texas hold them!

$0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Stephan2k6 ($2.00)
UTG 1 quiros00 ($3.50)
MP1 cnemani ($1.70)
MP2 cYpresse ($11.35)
MP3 chbp ($2.00)
CO LayerCake31 ($10.40)
BTN capa_audaz ($10.00)
SB Hero ($10.40)
BB VolleHuette1 ($11.50)

Pre-flop: ($0.15, 9 players) Hero is SB Jack of Hearts Ace of Diamonds
1 fold, quiros00 calls $0.1, 4 folds, capa_audaz calls $0.1, Hero raises to $0.5, VolleHuette1 calls $0.4, quiros00 folds, capa_audaz calls $0.4

Flop: Six of Spades Jack of Spades Eight of Clubs ($1.6, 3 players)
Hero bets $1, VolleHuette1 calls $1, capa_audaz calls $1

Turn: Two of Clubs ($4.6, 3 players)
Hero bets $4, VolleHuette1 calls $4, 1 fold

River: Four of Clubs ($12.6, 2 players)
Hero goes all-in $4.9, VolleHuette1 calls $4.9

Final Pot: $22.40
Hero shows: Jack of Hearts Ace of Diamonds
VolleHuette1 shows: Nine of Hearts Eight of Hearts

Hero wins $21.35 ( won $10.95 )
VolleHuette1 lost -$10.40
quiros00 lost -$0.10
capa_audaz lost -$1.50
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Post Posted: Tue, 20 May 2008, 3:25pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posts: 107
WPP: 122

u definately have to figure at least a small portion of these are due to misclicking
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