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Posted: Sat, 01 Apr 2006, 6:54am Post subject:
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Straight Flush
Joined: 24 Jan 2005
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| ilikeaces86 wrote: | | Well when your Pimp like me you know how to treat the ladies. |
Did u ever have to choke a bitch? |
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Posted: Sat, 01 Apr 2006, 7:04am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Posts: 2038
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Location: http://ilikeaces86.blogspot.com/
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| vqc wrote: | | ilikeaces86 wrote: | | Well when your Pimp like me you know how to treat the ladies. |
Did u ever have to choke a bitch? |
Never, I just give them "the look" and its all over. |
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Posted: Sat, 01 Apr 2006, 7:36am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: Chi-town
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| ilikeaces86 wrote: | | vqc wrote: | | ilikeaces86 wrote: | | Well when your Pimp like me you know how to treat the ladies. |
Did u ever have to choke a bitch? |
Never, I just give them "the look" and its all over. |
this is how we know youre not a real pimp. You gotta choke a bitch once, and you gotta give her that look while you do it. That way when she starts slippin you just give her the look and that fear has been instilled in her. As soon as she sees that look she can feel herself not being able to breath. |
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Posted: Sat, 01 Apr 2006, 10:27am Post subject:
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Strike 3
Joined: 29 Aug 2005
Posts: 263
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Location: SITTING ON 'RILLA'S FINGER
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| women- can't live without 'em, can't kill 'em |
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Posted: Sat, 21 Jun 2008, 5:30pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 07 Jan 2006
Posts: 1011
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Location: Hartford, CT
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| PO$$E$$ED wrote: | | women- can't live without 'em, can't kill 'em |
i agree |
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Posted: Sat, 21 Jun 2008, 5:43pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
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| Corey wrote: | | just put it in her butt. She will end all affairs |
WIN |
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Posted: Sat, 21 Jun 2008, 8:02pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 13 Nov 2007
Posts: 213
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Location: count-n mah monies stewie-style
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| if you're gonna bump an old ass thread, at least make sure there isn't anyone that's been banned so the level lasts longer |
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Posted: Sat, 21 Jun 2008, 11:22pm Post subject:
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Eats babies
Joined: 28 Feb 2006
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There has been so many bumps lately that they aren't levels at all. When I see a thread with 50+posts and I haven't seen the title before it's fairly easy.
Also when everyone's doing it, it no longer becomes cool. |
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jun 2008, 1:36am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Location: mashing buttons
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this bump might be called
mrhapppyt is mrunhappyy |
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jun 2008, 6:24am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 07 Jan 2006
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Location: Hartford, CT
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| lol, cant live with them and can't kill them is one of my fav sayings. |
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jun 2008, 4:35pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 30 May 2006
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| cant live with me dont wanna live with em imo |
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jun 2008, 6:30pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 04 May 2006
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Location: Fold City
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| levelled or not - i wanna know what happened |
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jun 2008, 7:52pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 30 May 2006
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there's a species of i think fish where the females couple with males who provide the most security while cheating on them with the badass alpha males who dont make for good security. the females do this because the badass male has the best genes for her offspring. the method she does this is by banging them both but holding the sperm of the secure partner in a sort of pocket that doesn't allow it to fertilize.
dont ask me to find a reference for this animal because i dont think i'll be able to find it again. so its possible the species doesn't even exist or im embellishing, but the source i heard of it was reliable enough for me to not feel like i needed to research it thoroughly.
i would really like to find this again tho... |
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jun 2008, 8:13pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 1553
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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| so that's why i'm banging all your girlfriends |
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jun 2008, 8:25pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 07 Jan 2006
Posts: 1011
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Location: Hartford, CT
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| jyms wrote: | There has been so many bumps lately that they aren't levels at all. When I see a thread with 50+posts and I haven't seen the title before it's fairly easy.
Also when everyone's doing it, it no longer becomes cool. |
I dont bump shit to be cool.
I try the search engine for different topics and weird shit comes up, like this thread for instance.
I typed in "Century" and this thread pops up.wtf? I read it then liked the last quote,hence the bump. |
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jun 2008, 9:10pm Post subject:
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Full House
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Posted: Sun, 22 Jun 2008, 11:00pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 06 Jan 2005
Posts: 1742
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Location: Somewhere fucking up the youth of America
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| boost wrote: | | ilikeaces86 wrote: | | vqc wrote: | | ilikeaces86 wrote: | | Well when your Pimp like me you know how to treat the ladies. |
Did u ever have to choke a bitch? |
Never, I just give them "the look" and its all over. |
this is how we know youre not a real pimp. You gotta choke a bitch once, and you gotta give her that look while you do it. That way when she starts slippin you just give her the look and that fear has been instilled in her. As soon as she sees that look she can feel herself not being able to breathe. |
I am actually thankful this got bumped because the above quote is comedy fucking gold. |
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