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Posted: Mon, 30 Mar 2009, 11:37am Post subject: chats that make you lol thread.
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 13 Aug 2007
Posts: 1594
WPP: 117
Location: getting my swell on
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*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to will641 [Qh Kh]
dfsuperstar: raises $4 to $6
Ivootjuhhh joins the table at seat #1
will641: raises $12 to $18
GCF1981: raises $27 to $45 and is all-in
StuekHolz: folds
dfsuperstar: folds
will641: calls $27
*** FLOP *** [7h Ah Ts]
*** TURN *** [7h Ah Ts] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [7h Ah Ts 5d] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GCF1981: shows [Ad Th] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
will641: shows [Qh Kh] (a flush, Ace high)
will641 collected $96 from pot
GCF1981 said, "** lucky idiot"
GCF1981 said, "you are m f"
GCF1981 said, "so donk luck"
will641 said, "yeah that 60/40 you had there was huge!"
will641 said, "your shove was remarkably terribnle"
GCF1981 said, "are you m f??"
GCF1981 said, "talking ****"
GCF1981 said, "you had only luck"
will641 said, "no, your shove was terrible"
will641 said, "get over it"
GCF1981 said, "because such m f always win"
GCF1981 said, "like you"
GCF1981 said, "with only luck"
will641 said, "hahaha"
will641 said, "you're upset"
will641 said, "take a breather, come back"
GCF1981 said, "i will destroy you"
at this point i get dealt TT and we're bvb, so i open shoved.
will641: likely story
GCF1981: just go
GCF1981: i call each hand
Dealer: StuekHolz has timed out - hand is folded
Dealer: StuekHolz is sitting out
Dealer: EnoBaLL folds
Dealer: malossi46 folds
Dealer: StuekHolz has returned
Dealer: will641 raises $272 to $274 and is all-in
Dealer: GCF1981 calls $88.95 and is all-in
Dealer: Uncalled bet ($183.05) returned to will641
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [Jc 7s Qc]
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [3s]
Dealer: Dealing River: [4c]
Dealer: will641 has a pair of Tens
Dealer: GCF1981 has high card Ace
Dealer: Game #26532524262: will641 wins pot ($179.90) with a pair of Tens
will641: hahahahahhaa
GCF1981: yes
will641: that is awesome
GCF1981: you m f are so lucky
will641: why i was favored
GCF1981: yes??
GCF1981: with 10 10 ok
GCF1981: but before
will641: yeah do the math idiot
GCF1981: you are mr math
GCF1981: and such a h s
will641: its 55/45
GCF1981: hahaa
will641: maybe this is why you're so terrible
GCF1981: you had to much luck
GCF1981: oh
will641: you dont understand whats favored vs what
GCF1981: you are a magician
will641: 22 vs AA, who is favored?
GCF1981: and your kq
GCF1981: ??
GCF1981: m f
GCF1981: was favorite??
GCF1981: kq?
GCF1981: idiot
GCF1981: can't write anymore
will641: yeah you should focus on playing cause you're so bad
GCF1981: if i lose against such donks
GCF1981: yeah i should
GCF1981 said, "but sorry...you would fold ak i think"
GCF1981 said, "because you are the best" |
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Posted: Mon, 30 Mar 2009, 11:41am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 29 Nov 2007
Posts: 764
WPP: 65
Location: Disturbia
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| Now I wish I saved all my chats =( |
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Posted: Mon, 30 Mar 2009, 11:54am Post subject:
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OLD MAN RIVER
Joined: 14 Sep 2005
Posts: 3687
WPP: 80
Location: Canuckistan
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| {moved from the poker-free commune} |
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Posted: Mon, 30 Mar 2009, 1:25pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 13 Aug 2007
Posts: 1594
WPP: 117
Location: getting my swell on
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| can you guys send out a pm when you move threads or something? or at least send out pms to regs because otherwise you would be sending out pms to freetrollers all day. |
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Posted: Tue, 31 Mar 2009, 9:53pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Posts: 760
WPP: 168
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| Calling the "That Guy" Thread... oh where is that gloriously funny thread... |
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Posted: Wed, 01 Apr 2009, 5:54am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 11 Mar 2009
Posts: 583
WPP: 59
Location: Who loves ya baby
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From last night in a FR MTT:
*folds to SB, SB pauses*
BB: Don't do it
MP1: Do it man, he's weak
MP3: He's bluffing, push
*SB waits some more*
BB: Don't
*SB folds*
*BB turns over 73s*
And the whole table cracked up. |
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Posted: Fri, 03 Apr 2009, 12:45pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 13 Aug 2007
Posts: 1594
WPP: 117
Location: getting my swell on
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*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to will641 [6s 8s]
gmcrafter leaves the table
johnfrederik: raises $4 to $6
63ge82ge: folds
will641: calls $6
im#1gangster: calls $5
StuekHolz: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [9s 6h Qs]
encuerar joins the table at seat #1
im#1gangster: checks
StuekHolz: checks
johnfrederik: checks
will641: bets $14
im#1gangster: folds
StuekHolz: folds
johnfrederik: raises $14 to $28
will641: raises $44 to $72
johnfrederik: raises $44 to $116
will641: raises $78 to $194 and is all-in
johnfrederik: calls $78
*** TURN *** [9s 6h Qs] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [9s 6h Qs 4h] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
johnfrederik: shows [Ad Th] (a pair of Nines)
will641: shows [6s 8s] (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
will641 collected $410 from pot
will641 said, "oh my lord"
johnfrederik said, "i knew u had nothingh"
will641 said, "i had a pair!"
johnfrederik said, "pair of 6's yeah"
johnfrederik said, "bottom pair"
will641 said, "yeah, well i knew you thought i had nothing and would be playing back with ace high"
johnfrederik said, "no, you where hoping for the flush to come.." |
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Posted: Fri, 03 Apr 2009, 1:08pm Post subject:
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OLD MAN RIVER
Joined: 14 Sep 2005
Posts: 3687
WPP: 80
Location: Canuckistan
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Posted: Fri, 03 Apr 2009, 1:39pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Posts: 760
WPP: 168
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