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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 12:22pm Post subject: Bbickes has a gambling intervention (chat log of the story)
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 25 Sep 2005
Posts: 3476
WPP: 102
Location: The Grind
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(11:17:13 AM) Bbickes: wow....
(11:17:32 AM) Bbickes: i just went through an "intervention"
(11:17:41 AM) Bbickes: and just ownd everyone
(11:17:47 AM) spoonitnow: is that like when you're a crackhead
(11:17:49 AM) spoonitnow: ?
(11:18:20 AM) Bbickes: kinda except everyone is like "your addicted to gambling and it takes up all your time blah blah blah"
(11:18:25 AM) spoonitnow: lol really
(11:18:29 AM) spoonitnow: details plz
(11:18:30 AM) Bbickes: so i pull up PT and show everyone my hourly
(11:18:40 AM) spoonitnow: details!
(11:19:03 AM) Bbickes: So I wake up this morning go shower and I come back into my room and theres like 5 of my friends in there
(11:19:14 AM) spoonitnow: omfg
(11:19:15 AM) spoonitnow: this is so good
(11:19:17 AM) spoonitnow: continue
(11:19:18 AM) mcat: lol
(11:19:21 AM) Bbickes: Brett sit down we need to talk to you
(11:19:31 AM) Bbickes: I'm like w.e this is gonna bore the shit outta me
(11:19:48 AM) Bbickes: So my friend craig starts out by saying
(11:19:58 AM) Bbickes: We think your completely addicted to online gambling
(11:20:03 AM) Bbickes: and I'm like wtf...
(11:20:07 AM) spoonitnow: hahahahahahaa yesss
(11:20:07 AM) spoonitnow: !
(11:20:09 AM) spoonitnow: gogogo
(11:20:36 AM) Bbickes: he continues to say you really dont do anything in your spare time but go out to party and gamble
(11:20:42 AM) Bbickes: then my friend Tom goes
(11:21:01 AM) Bbickes: Yeah man, you play 12 fucking tables you can't tell me that your not addicted cause you play 12 fucking tables!
(11:21:06 AM) spoonitnow: LOL!!!!!!!
(11:21:08 AM) spoonitnow: OMFG
(11:21:14 AM) Bbickes: I'm still sitting here like wtf...
(11:21:17 AM) spoonitnow: dude seriously i'm laughing my fucking ass off right now
(11:21:30 AM) Bbickes: Then finally
(11:21:37 AM) Bbickes: Tory is like
(11:21:50 AM) Bbickes: Brett if you need the money maybe you should get a real job like me and Tom
(11:21:59 AM) Jyms|comeback: that's brutal
(11:22:09 AM) Bbickes: 'they're both meter maid bitches for the uni'
(11:22:15 AM) Jyms|comeback: give them the mathematics of poker book
(11:22:20 AM) Jyms|comeback: tell them to read it and come back
(11:22:26 AM) spoonitnow: i have a copy of it if you need to borrow btw
(11:22:30 AM) Bbickes: So me being the ass I am
(11:22:34 AM) Bbickes: decide to go along with it
(11:22:38 AM) spoonitnow: haha
(11:22:53 AM) Bbickes: "Yeah guys you know what I am addicted to online gambling I've lost lots and lots of money"
(11:23:07 AM) Bbickes: and they're all like omg omg we knew it you have a serious problem
(11:23:10 AM) spoonitnow: lol
(11:23:24 AM) Kingnat [~Kingnat@some-shitty-ip] entered the room.
(11:23:30 AM) Bbickes: then I'm like here let me show you how much I've lost
(11:23:36 AM) Jyms|comeback: interventions FT
(11:23:36 AM) Jyms|comeback: W
(11:23:42 AM) spoonitnow: you should have filtered PT
(11:23:44 AM) spoonitnow: for like
(11:23:56 AM) spoonitnow: hands you folded preflop after a raise
(11:24:04 AM) Bbickes: Well like you know how PT has amount won and amount lost?
(11:24:07 AM) spoonitnow: lol yeah
(11:24:13 AM) Bbickes: I just put my hand over the amount won
(11:24:18 AM) spoonitnow: haha
(11:24:20 AM) Bbickes: and their too stupid to realize
(11:24:20 AM) spoonitnow: that's gangsta
(11:24:30 AM) Bbickes: and the amount lost is like 5k or something stupid like that
(11:24:34 AM) Kingnat: who were you showing friends or parents?
(11:24:38 AM) Bbickes: friends
(11:25:02 AM) Bbickes: but then me being the ass I am, Finally show them my hourly over the last month and my graph
(11:25:02 AM) Kingnat: I wonder what my lifetime "losses" are...
(11:25:03 AM) Jyms|comeback: wow
(11:25:06 AM) Bbickes: and their mouth's drop
(11:25:13 AM) Bbickes: and they shut up and walk away
(11:25:16 AM) spoonitnow: roflmao
(11:25:18 AM) spoonitnow: yesssss
(11:25:20 AM) Bbickes: Ship! |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 12:38pm Post subject:
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Straight Flush
Joined: 02 May 2006
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Location: slow motion
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 1:00pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 02 Aug 2005
Posts: 193
WPP: 65
Location: Lost on the Button
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| "Meter maid bitches" doing an intervention, oh man, I can't stop laughing. |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 1:08pm Post subject:
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Almost as bad as that idiot heybude
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 1:46pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 06 Feb 2007
Posts: 3059
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Location: Spewing
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 owned. I think my friends think I'm addicted. I asked if any of them wanted a £250 Amazon voucher because I wanted the cash for FPP Bonus and they said are you really that addicted? |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 1:55pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Not Giving In
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you're more addicted to horrible basketball players.
But very nice. |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 1:58pm Post subject: Re: Bbickes has a gambling intervention (chat log of the sto
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 3552
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Location: at your tables, calling your bets
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| spoonitnow wrote: | | (11:23:24 AM) Kingnat [~Kingnat@some-shitty-ip] entered the room. |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 2:23pm Post subject: Re: Bbickes has a gambling intervention (chat log of the sto
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{NSFW - nipple}
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Location: The Loser's Lounge
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| spoonitnow wrote: | | (11:21:01 AM) Bbickes: Yeah man, you play 12 fucking tables you can't tell me that your not addicted cause you play 12 fucking tables! |
Haha, I got this before too. My parents knew I played poker online and didn't like it. So obviously they had discussions about it amongst themselves about how they didn't like it but never said anything to me. I didn't live at home so they had never seen me play. Then when I was in the process of moving to another town I set my house up for renters before the end of the month but I had no place to live until I moved so I had to crash with them for a couple weeks.
Then I was playing online one day and my mom comes into the room is like, "OMG you play 6 tables?? I didn't know you were that addicted!" |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 3:10pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 18 May 2006
Posts: 559
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| Yeah but tom, 12 tabling is a more efficient way for me to get my fix. |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 7:20pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
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Location: Nest of Douchebags
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| but how much did you lose? |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 7:54pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 09 Jan 2005
Posts: 944
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Location: California
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| I get the same thing, my wife sees me multitabling, and says: wow, that's really bad, you're playing 4 tables at once, I try to explain that it improves my hourly amount won, but she's still sceptical. For some reason people see more than 1 table and think it's bad news, wtf is that about? |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 8:12pm Post subject:
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Full House
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 8:12pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| i love how did the regalia |
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 8:51pm Post subject:
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Full House
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Posted: Mon, 31 Mar 2008, 10:05pm Post subject:
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2009
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Location: bluffing scare cards
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Posted: Tue, 01 Apr 2008, 3:13am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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That was such an awesome read.
| Quote: | (11:25:02 AM) Bbickes: but then me being the ass I am, Finally show them my hourly over the last month and my graph
(11:25:06 AM) Bbickes: and their mouth's drop
(11:25:13 AM) Bbickes: and they shut up and walk away |
I quit my full-time job last March to take up Poker. My birthday is in May, and I got a birthday card from my grandfather where he called me a "lost soul."
I've been with my gf for nearly four years now. Her mother knows what I do. She fights with her probably twice a month about how I'm a bum addicted to gambling gonna loose my monies and end up in hell.
She says she's willing herself to one day tell her dad..... old school traditional religious Portugese, you know the drill.
I'll never go through an intervention with my family. The current running joke is that I'm the baller in the family. My younger brother loves poker, so he was never an issue in converting. My father was skeptical because online gambling can be very dangerous. Then one day I showed him a graph and now he promotes is. My mom is slowly coming around (a lot of help from her sister I believe). It's her that I think I want to really make proud because she worries most out of the three. |
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Posted: Tue, 01 Apr 2008, 4:25am Post subject:
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Full House
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| my parents have come around because i buy nicer shit than them |
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Posted: Tue, 01 Apr 2008, 5:38am Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 31 Mar 2005
Posts: 464
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Location: Love me for a season
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| 6 tables=6 X the addiction |
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Posted: Tue, 01 Apr 2008, 6:27am Post subject:
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Straight Flush
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| salsa4ever wrote: | fucking gold
SIIHP IT |
ha ha, i see what you did there. |
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