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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 1:00am Post subject: Ask fishtaco.......
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Full House
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| Ask me a question and i shall give u thy answer........................ |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 2:30am Post subject:
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Flush
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Location: They were suited!
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Visiting the Community forum...
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 2:38am Post subject:
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Full House
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| AndyHolt wrote: | Visiting the Community forum...
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while it might seem that visiting the community forum is indeed -ev, it is in fact not. The reason is that everyone, including fishtaco, needs a break from poker. The community forums provides that much needed break from the game we love so much.
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 3:10am Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind
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| What's love got to do with it? |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 3:18am Post subject:
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Full House
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| BrokeSucca wrote: | | What's love got to do with it? |
To answer this question, we must first find out why you are rocking back in the 80's ? While this song returned tina turner the spot light, it was far from great. That being said, i think this question can be summized in a simple statement "whores are -ev" Think about it, it makes sense...........
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 5:48am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| And as Snoop said in '94 "we don't love them ho's" |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 6:12am Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| Why is it that I always seem to get beat when I am ahead in a SNG as compared to in cash games and MTT's it "feels" like my hand wins as often as it should? |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 8:16am Post subject:
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Straight Flush
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Why is the poetry of W. B Yeats full of symbolism?
He's a dumbass irish poet who cant write for fanny and his literary style sucks so why is his garbage poetry full of symbolism?
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 8:18am Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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Why is the sky blue?
-'rilla |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 9:28am Post subject:
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Flush
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | Why is the sky blue?
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Its not.. it just appears that way because of how light gets broken down coming through ozone, pollution etc. Who knew pollution was soo kick ass! What if one day our pollution level takes a huge change and the sky appears a different color? woah... |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 9:57am Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind
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| Grand_MasterB wrote: | | a500lbgorilla wrote: | Why is the sky blue?
-'rilla |
Its not.. it just appears that way because of how light gets broken down coming through ozone, pollution etc. Who knew pollution was soo kick ass! What if one day our pollution level takes a huge change and the sky appears a different color? woah... | I believe the sky was blue before fossil fuels and aerosal. |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 10:16am Post subject:
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Flush
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| It's all the water in the air. Goddamn water pollution. |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 10:19am Post subject:
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Flush
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| This is a two part question.. Why are my responses weird?.. and How is my girlfriend hot and im so ugly? |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 11:02am Post subject:
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Full House
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| ilikeaces86 wrote: | | Why is it that I always seem to get beat when I am ahead in a SNG as compared to in cash games and MTT's it "feels" like my hand wins as often as it should? |
this is a good question, as fish taco feels the same, Fishtaco finds that sngs must be rigged, because there is no way fishtaco can get runner runnered so many times in one day. When you have a flip, it seems like you are always on the losing end of it. WHile on the other hand, it semms to be about right in cash games and mtts. This leave only one explaination, sngs are rigged.......
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 11:04am Post subject:
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Full House
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| Miffed22001 wrote: | Why is the poetry of W. B Yeats full of symbolism?
He's a dumbass irish poet who cant write for fanny and his literary style sucks so why is his garbage poetry full of symbolism?
(i only posted a sad question coz i just left my tutorial class at uni) |
It is full of symbolism so people like you could bitch about universities making you read his poetry.
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 11:05am Post subject:
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Full House
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| Demiparadigm wrote: | | And as Snoop said in '94 "we don't love them ho's" |
In 94 snoop didnt in fact love them ho's, but now it is clear that he does.....................
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 11:08am Post subject:
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Full House
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| Tim Vecchioni wrote: | | This is a two part question.. Why are my responses weird?.. and How is my girlfriend hot and im so ugly? |
Wow, this is a tough one.......how to tell a guy he is a nerd without offending him.....Your responses are weird and you are ugly can only mean one thing, your hot girlfriend must dig ugly dorks................
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 11:54am Post subject:
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Flush
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| yea can you come physicaly examine her to tell me why this is? |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 11:57am Post subject:
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Full House
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| How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 11:58am Post subject:
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Full House
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| Tim Vecchioni wrote: | | How is my girlfriend hot and im so ugly? |
The answer to your question lies in an ancient tome - the screenplay to the movie Shallow Hal. |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 12:08pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| that movie is based on a true story? hrmm |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 12:09pm Post subject:
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Flush
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 12:11pm Post subject:
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Flush
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you obviously dont understand the logic behind this conversation. |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 12:16pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| Tim Vecchioni wrote: | | yea can you come physicaly examine her to tell me why this is? |
No i can not, just be thankful that she likes your ugly mug.......... 
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 12:17pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| koolmoe wrote: | | How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
i believe it would be a lot of wood....................
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 12:29pm Post subject:
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Flush
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i got a real good question...why did i just do this....                  |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 12:31pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| Tim Vecchioni wrote: | | i got a real good question...why did i just do this.... |
You did that because of a topic in the above thread. You were deamed a dork, and dorks do things of this nature..........gg
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 12:37pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| why am i at work and asking you questions? |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 12:42pm Post subject:
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Flush
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why would i dart around a walmart suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 12:43pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| or... Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 12:45pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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| Where do babies come from? |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 12:51pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| good question here...why is fish taco taking so long to answer my questions |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 12:57pm Post subject:
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Flush
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Why is FishTaco refering to himself in the third person in the same way that Jimmy on Seinfeld called himself Jimmy all the time?
'George likes his Chicken Spicy" .... why? |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 1:00pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| Tim Vecchioni wrote: | | why am i at work and asking you questions? |
You must be bored...............
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 1:01pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| Tim Vecchioni wrote: | why would i dart around a walmart suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
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it is entirely possible you are also slightly retarded as well as being a dork.
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 1:01pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| bigred wrote: | | Where do babies come from? |
they come from rilla.............
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 1:03pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| Tim Vecchioni wrote: | | good question here...why is fish taco taking so long to answer my questions |
fishtaco is at school and had to teach a lab in 20 minute, thus his response time is slow, and in a few minutes will be even slower....
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| Quote: | Why is FishTaco refering to himself in the third person in the same way that Jimmy on Seinfeld called himself Jimmy all the time?
'George likes his Chicken Spicy" .... why? |
why ask why, try bud dry.........
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 1:11pm Post subject:
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| If left is not right, then right is all that's left....right? |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 1:55pm Post subject:
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Flush
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ok so you got these 3 companys..OIL, WATER, and ELECTRIC and you got 3 houses...now you have to get all 3 of these utilities to each house without crossing anylines... DO IT..
OIL WATER ELECTRIC
HOUSE 1 HOUSE 2 HOUSE 3
NO CROSSING LINES!!!!!!! |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 1:59pm Post subject:
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Why is FISHTACO post whoring?
Wait... that's too ironic for me to say that. |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 2:00pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Natural Aspiration or forced induction?
Supercharger or Turbo?
Positive displacement or centrifugal? |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 2:29pm Post subject:
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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What movie should I buy for the letter D?
-'rilla |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 2:37pm Post subject:
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3-of-a-Kind
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| Tim Vecchioni wrote: |
you obviously dont understand the logic behind this conversation. | Damn it people, you missed the brilliance of this post. This wasn't at you but at Mr. Taco. So let me repeat:
What? |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 2:41pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| FISHTACO wrote: | | koolmoe wrote: | | How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
i believe it would be a lot of wood....................
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You, sir, are a FRAUD.
The proper answer is:
"A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
I will leave you to your crystal ball and tarot cards. |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 3:30pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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that is not quite correct.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 3:47pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | | What movie should I buy for the letter D? |
Dodgeball. |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 4:14pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| Why in order to do good must we sometimes engage in evil? |
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 4:23pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| Jeebus Kliest wrote: | | If left is not right, then right is all that's left....right? |
lefties are in their right minds.............
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| Quote: | ok so you got these 3 companys..OIL, WATER, and ELECTRIC and you got 3 houses...now you have to get all 3 of these utilities to each house without crossing anylines... DO IT..
OIL WATER ELECTRIC
HOUSE 1 HOUSE 2 HOUSE 3
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why would you want to send oil to your house???? dude this question is retarded easy.........
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| Quote: | Why is FISHTACO post whoring?
Wait... that's too ironic for me to say that. |
this is your chance to ask fishtaco a question and you come up with that.........i like
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 4:29pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| Demiparadigm wrote: | Natural Aspiration or forced induction?
Supercharger or Turbo?
Positive displacement or centrifugal? |
we hit my sweet spot...... personally, i would go with forced induction. Why you say, because the fastest cars in the world have a power adder, and that can not be disputed. Band for the buck nitrous oxide is the best power adder available, if you can tune a car properly. Most cant so.......
I pick a turbo charger over a supercharger because it does not need to run off the crank to make horsepower. A supercharger eats up a lot of engine power to get the air moving, while a turbo does not. For street use however, a supercharger is more friendly, easier to tune, and not nearly as difficult to lauch.
I take a centrifugal charger any day of the week. They make a ton of power and are much easier to tune than a roots blower.
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Posted: Thu, 29 Sep 2005, 4:32pm Post subject:
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Full House
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | What movie should I buy for the letter D?
-'rilla |
rilla should get dazed and confused, or dogma, fishtaco is leaning towards dogma
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