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Post Posted: Thu, 29 Dec 2005, 12:07am    Post subject: A sensitive question for the guys. Reply with quote
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There needs to be a universal name set out for when your ... member is peeking through the hole in the front of your boxers. This is an extraordinarily tough situation to be in, as it is harder than one would think to correct.

Any ideas?
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Post Posted: Thu, 29 Dec 2005, 1:30am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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lol... The ol' penis peekaboo. It brings back fond(disturbing?) memories of when I use to live with 3 other guys. It typically happened in the morning when someone would wake and would be in their boxers and still half asleep. Well one day my roommate Justin woke up and went down to the kitchen to get something to drink. My other rommate's girlfriend Nicole was in the kitchen when he comes walking in, oblivious to the fact that his penis was hanging out of the front of his boxers. Nicole saw it and, not knowing what to do, embarrasingly says "peekaboo". Not understanding what the hell she is talking about, Justin continues walking to the refrigerator. She again says "peekaboo" and this time points to her crotch area. Now Justin looks down and sees his dick flapping around. If it was me I would've probably apologized and quickly put it away as I'm sure most people would. Instead Justin puts down the apple juice, grabs his exposed penis and chases her into the living room twirling it around and yelling "Peekaboo? I see you. I see you. I see you Nicole. I see you."

Before that you'd know if your penis was hanging out if someone saw you and immediately turned their head with a pained look on their face. After that you just had to say "peekaboo" and they'd know what you meant.
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rofl.

Hilarious.
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Post Posted: Thu, 29 Dec 2005, 1:51am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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lol... The ol' penis peekaboo. It brings back fond(disturbing?) memories of when I use to live with 3 other guys. It typically happened in the morning when someone would wake and would be in their boxers and still half asleep. Well one day my roommate Justin woke up and went down to the kitchen to get something to drink. My other rommate's girlfriend Nicole was in the kitchen when he comes walking in, oblivious to the fact that his penis was hanging out of the front of his boxers. Nicole saw it and, not knowing what to do, embarrasingly says "peekaboo". Not understanding what the hell she is talking about, Justin continues walking to the refrigerator. She again says "peekaboo" and this time points to her crotch area. Now Justin looks down and sees his dick flapping around. If it was me I would've probably apologized and quickly put it away as I'm sure most people would. Instead Justin puts down the apple juice, grabs his exposed penis and chases her into the living room twirling it around and yelling "Peekaboo? I see you. I see you. I see you Nicole. I see you."

Before that you'd know if your penis was hanging out if someone saw you and immediately turned their head with a pained look on their face. After that you just had to say "peekaboo" and they'd know what you meant.


my dad use to chase me around like this Crying or Very sad jk!

funny story Very Happy
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I almost fell outa my chair remembering the time I lost a ball outa the bottom of my boxers in front of my whole family, sittign on a step is not a good idea in only your boxers Sad

I call it "Hes trying to escape"

I think peekaboo is better
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peekaboo it is
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Post Posted: Thu, 29 Dec 2005, 7:12pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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well, if it's not "up" it could just be out periscope

or possibly, if only the head is out, it could be the Jedi Master, I mean it is like a cloaked thing
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Haha, this thread rules.

Solution to the problem: get some of the boxers with the button up front to close the hole. A must have with male roomates.
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I never really got what the flap was for, the fly in your pants, well if you wear tight jeans you might need the extra slack to get them on and off. But why in the boxers? I guess some people unzip thier fly then fish through thier boxers and pull it out the flap... I never did this, just seems like a bit too much work.
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I never really got what the flap was for, the fly in your pants, well if you wear tight jeans you might need the extra slack to get them on and off. But why in the boxers? I guess some people unzip thier fly then fish through thier boxers and pull it out the flap... I never did this, just seems like a bit too much work.


/qft
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Or wear boxer briefs, the chicks dig it and ur penis has a much harder time finding its way out.....
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Or wear boxer briefs, the chicks dig it and ur penis has a much harder time finding its way out.....

What good is chicks digging it if you can't get your penis out?
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what does /qft mean?

And boxer breifs make me feel weird, I have one pair and only wear them when I run out of clean boxers and forget to do laundry. It like holds your cock in an odd way. I feel like Im wearing a thong or somethin, its just not cool.
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ah, thought it meant quit fucking talking. Good to know I have some back up on this, for a while I thought I was a bit weird. Yet in my head I couldnt figure out why I was weird for doing it the easy way. Oh and does anyone else dislike urinals? Like I have no problem with the size of my cock, or any desire to look over at the other guys.. but theres such a narrow field of vision, esp when theres a guy on either side. And sometimes you got some kinda weird lookin guy next to you and you dont wanna look at him, but you keep having this odd feeling that his faggot ass is looking at your cock. Even weirder is at the ball games, when they just have hte one longgggg troft, and like no dividers or nothin. Like I said Im far from insecure about my cock, but none the less I dont care to voluntarily show it to some guy.

This is kinda related, I also have a sorta phobia of public restrooms, cuz one time at hte ice skating rink when I was like 5 I had to shit really bad, and one stall had a guy in it, and the other was litterally covered in shit, like splattered all over. And at 5 I guess I was a lil shy, and didnt say anything, just held it for like several hours. So like I take pisses and if I must Ill take a shit, but I dont like it. Like at work I just made myself get on a schedule, I wake up eat breakfast, eat lunch at work, get off, and go home immediately and take a monster shit and read a magazine.

Ok, Ill stop talking about my shitting habbits now.
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ah, thought it meant quit fucking talking. Good to know I have some back up on this, for a while I thought I was a bit weird. Yet in my head I couldnt figure out why I was weird for doing it the easy way. Oh and does anyone else dislike urinals? Like I have no problem with the size of my cock, or any desire to look over at the other guys.. but theres such a narrow field of vision, esp when theres a guy on either side. And sometimes you got some kinda weird lookin guy next to you and you dont wanna look at him, but you keep having this odd feeling that his faggot ass is looking at your cock. Even weirder is at the ball games, when they just have hte one longgggg troft, and like no dividers or nothin. Like I said Im far from insecure about my cock, but none the less I dont care to voluntarily show it to some guy.

This is kinda related, I also have a sorta phobia of public restrooms, cuz one time at hte ice skating rink when I was like 5 I had to shit really bad, and one stall had a guy in it, and the other was litterally covered in shit, like splattered all over. And at 5 I guess I was a lil shy, and didnt say anything, just held it for like several hours. So like I take pisses and if I must Ill take a shit, but I dont like it. Like at work I just made myself get on a schedule, I wake up eat breakfast, eat lunch at work, get off, and go home immediately and take a monster shit and read a magazine.

Ok, Ill stop talking about my shitting habbits now.


wow lol.
i actually have a bad memory of urinals. in highschool i was pissing and some kid (he was special ed but not like fully retarded... maybe like 1/4 retarded? if you get what im saying) anyways there were like 6 urinals and i was on the far end, but he decided to come to the one right next to me... so then like 2 seconds later he leans over and kind of bends down right next to my dick and is like staring at it. i said "dude wtf!" and i like turned sideways and finished... thinking back maybe i should have pissed in his face? or is that a little too harsh for a 1/4 retarded kid?
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ah, thought it meant quit fucking talking. Good to know I have some back up on this, for a while I thought I was a bit weird. Yet in my head I couldnt figure out why I was weird for doing it the easy way. Oh and does anyone else dislike urinals? Like I have no problem with the size of my cock, or any desire to look over at the other guys.. but theres such a narrow field of vision, esp when theres a guy on either side. And sometimes you got some kinda weird lookin guy next to you and you dont wanna look at him, but you keep having this odd feeling that his faggot ass is looking at your cock. Even weirder is at the ball games, when they just have hte one longgggg troft, and like no dividers or nothin. Like I said Im far from insecure about my cock, but none the less I dont care to voluntarily show it to some guy.

This is kinda related, I also have a sorta phobia of public restrooms, cuz one time at hte ice skating rink when I was like 5 I had to shit really bad, and one stall had a guy in it, and the other was litterally covered in shit, like splattered all over. And at 5 I guess I was a lil shy, and didnt say anything, just held it for like several hours. So like I take pisses and if I must Ill take a shit, but I dont like it. Like at work I just made myself get on a schedule, I wake up eat breakfast, eat lunch at work, get off, and go home immediately and take a monster shit and read a magazine.

Ok, Ill stop talking about my shitting habbits now.


Sometimes I use the stall instead of the urinal because I get stage fright.

I have never seen penis, dick, or cock typed so many times. The only other place is in the Penthouse Forum.
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Oh, and I go for the Penis Peakaboo. I was going to say turtle but that is taken for when you have a terd poking out.
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boostNslide wrote:
ah, thought it meant quit fucking talking. Good to know I have some back up on this, for a while I thought I was a bit weird. Yet in my head I couldnt figure out why I was weird for doing it the easy way. Oh and does anyone else dislike urinals? Like I have no problem with the size of my cock, or any desire to look over at the other guys.. but theres such a narrow field of vision, esp when theres a guy on either side. And sometimes you got some kinda weird lookin guy next to you and you dont wanna look at him, but you keep having this odd feeling that his faggot ass is looking at your cock. Even weirder is at the ball games, when they just have hte one longgggg troft, and like no dividers or nothin. Like I said Im far from insecure about my cock, but none the less I dont care to voluntarily show it to some guy.

This is kinda related, I also have a sorta phobia of public restrooms, cuz one time at hte ice skating rink when I was like 5 I had to shit really bad, and one stall had a guy in it, and the other was litterally covered in shit, like splattered all over. And at 5 I guess I was a lil shy, and didnt say anything, just held it for like several hours. So like I take pisses and if I must Ill take a shit, but I dont like it. Like at work I just made myself get on a schedule, I wake up eat breakfast, eat lunch at work, get off, and go home immediately and take a monster shit and read a magazine.

Ok, Ill stop talking about my shitting habbits now.


I also have a phobia of urinating in public.

In cub camp when I was like 7 they dig a big hole in the ground to pee in. And while peeing and conversing with a fellow cub scout who was also peeing (as you do), I accidently misfired and peed on his shoe, and he hurt me. Crying or Very sad
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I actually dont mind pissing on a lamp post or a tree or some shit... but I just dont like standing right next to some poopyhead .. I dont know hw yits just weird..
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so then like 2 seconds later he leans over and kind of bends down right next to my dick and is like staring at it. i said "dude wtf!" and i like turned sideways and finished... thinking back maybe i should have pissed in his face? or is that a little too harsh for a 1/4 retarded kid?


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I actually dont mind pissing on a lamp post or a tree or some shit... but I just dont like standing right next to some poopyhead .. I dont know hw yits just weird..


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I have never tried boxer briefs and I don't think I ever will....I started wearing boxers about 10 years ago and I will NEVER go back.....It took a while to get used to the "newfound freedom", especially when playing basketball, but now I could not go back to any other style even if I tried.

I have more problems with my buddy peeking out the leg than peeking out the fly.....LOL Rolling Eyes
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just curious cardsman1992, how old are you?

and for basketball, if Im planning on playing I try and find my 1 pair of boxer breifs, it can be quite annoying with your junk bouncing all around.
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Yes, another vote for boxer briefs, not to mention with todays jeans getting tighter, it's easier to wear these jeans with boxer briefs....
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never tried boxer briefs

although I'm quite satisfied w/ boxers
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Hey BoostNSlide,

I will be 32 this year. Don't have to worry much about the ladies, though. Married and have a 4 year old daughter. Which is another perk--I can walk around in my underwear without feeling like I am violating my kid!! Laughing So my vote stays with boxers. But not the silk ones--they are only practical for about 5 minutes (after that, hopefully they are off anyway).
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I asked because.. well.. then you wore tighty whiteys until you where 22? Did you ride the short bus to school? And as for the silk boxers... lingerie is for women, if Im gonna dress up for sex I might as well go the whole damn 9 yards and wear a fucking pink velvet thong. And that aint happenin.
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Hilarious!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

The thought of dudes in pink velvet thongs is just WRONG.

And no tighty whities either after about 16. We should probably stop this discussion because it will only go downhill LOL
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OMG WTF Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

ROFL

You can't do that to me, Xianti!!! I am at work!!! People will come to see what the hell I am laughing so hard about!!! Laughing
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Post Posted: Tue, 03 Jan 2006, 5:43pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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boostNslide wrote:
... as for the silk boxers... lingerie is for women, if Im gonna dress up for sex I might as well go the whole damn 9 yards and wear a fucking pink velvet thong...


From "What did you get for xmas?" thread...

Sykedupp wrote:
...silk pajama shirt, pajama pants, silk boxers, and a silk housecoat, all navy blue

Hugh Heffner, here I come!


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